Morning Patrol Report

Okay, today I was sniffing my butt...it was a crazy morning, so I didn't get to scratch first. So I'm sniffing around back there, frazzled because my sniff/scratch schedule has been thrown off, when I heard the front door. Our front door makes a very particular noise. I don't know about my beloved bald legged people, but it's very distinct to me.

Upon investigation, it looks like the kids are leaving for the 'bus stop'. That big yellow thing thinks it's got somethin on me, but I'll be barking at it come 11:30. It'll screech, hiss and then run away...just like always.

Squirrel update: 3 in the tree..one at the trunk. Across the street...reconnisance pending.