Hold them needles!

OUCH! My ears are like pincushions! Mom spent all morning trying to get a blood sample out of me for the glucose monitor. I was a really good boy too and didn't holler. But I wasn't very still. Who wants to get stuck over and over? But now I'm getting an extra treat so I guess it wasn't so bad. And all the others are outside because it's sunny today but I get to stay inside with "My" mama...it's too cold for me out there! And I get Mama all to myself...well, there is that cat.

Pooped!

No...not eating leftovers this time. I'm pooped, as in TIRRRRED! Just got home after spending the weekend in Atlanta. Got to meet my cousins Abbey & Sofie who are Yorkies. Mercy...they were all over me...I must be hot stuff! Just got loved on and pampered the whole weekend! I wonder if Brad Pitt has to deal with this kinda thing when visiting relatives? (Sneeze) And mom left my snuggleball...I have to wait a couple of days for Aunt Kelley to mail it home. (Grumble, sigh) Don't know what we're going to do with the old girl...she's losing it! I wonder if I shared some of my carrots with her....hmmmmmm....

What's Wrong With Eating Poop?

Can't Mom see there's perfectly good chunks of carrot going to waste? She puts this stuff on my food that's supposed to make me stop eating the poop...but I don't care. I eat it anyway! But then she squirts this awful tasting stuff in my mouth to get rid of the poop breath...hmmmm. Maybe I need to rethink this poop eating stuff 'cause I don't think she's gonna stop squirting!

HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY ALL THE TIME! Gimme something to eat...I don't care...I'm not picky. I eat poop, after all, how picky could I be?! I like my snuggle ball bed. What's that ball doing in here...I don't play with toys? Is there a crumb over there under that pig toy? No...it's just a leaf that got stuck on me when I went outside to poop. And there were some carrots in that effort but Mom tossed it into the weeds. Rats! I guess I'll just take a nap. Maybe I can dream of coconut cream pies!