March 9th 2007 11:28 am
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psssst!!! c'mere....gotta ask ya sumpin.....do you eat ...um...you know...er...backyard snacks???? i do sometimes and wow! do i get in trouble! lemme tell ya 'bout the last time!
mommy called me to come in...but i aint gonna leave my ...ahem... snack out there! so i just took it in with me! well, i dint think she could see what i had, but it musta been stickin outta my mouth like a ceegar...and BOY! DID SHE GO OFF LIKE A ROCKET! that woman can run fast....she chased me up and down the hallway and kept yellin.."gimme that, momo!" now what do you think SHE wanted it for??? i never knew momma to snack outside......so.....i aint stoppin....runnin and her chasin...and between her legs i go...and WHOOOOMP! SHE GOT ME....the rest you can't guess....she took it away and flushed it! can ya believe it? what a waste...er...no pun....hehehe.... and i gots my mouth washed out and whew...learned a big lesson...DONT BRING IT IN THE HOUSE, GUYS! YA GONNA BE SORRY!!!!

Barked by: josie F

December 3rd 2009 at 4:58 am

Oh do I know what your talking about. Momma asked the vet what to do and can you believe she does yes. Not only did she get this awful oral spray she also puts something in my food to make me snacks taste funny. But if that doesn't work she zaps me with that awful spray. I thought me vet loved me. Maybe they just want these yummy treats for themselves. You think so?