DIARY OF A CHUBBY LIL SHY GUY!!!

ODD LIL CIGAR CHASE!!!

March 9th 2007 11:28 am
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psssst!!! c'mere....gotta ask ya sumpin.....do you eat ...um...you know...er...backyard snacks???? i do sometimes and wow! do i get in trouble! lemme tell ya 'bout the last time!
mommy called me to come in...but i aint gonna leave my ...ahem... snack out there! so i just took it in with me! well, i dint think she could see what i had, but it musta been stickin outta my mouth like a ceegar...and BOY! DID SHE GO OFF LIKE A ROCKET! that woman can run fast....she chased me up and down the hallway and kept yellin.."gimme that, momo!" now what do you think SHE wanted it for??? i never knew momma to snack outside......so.....i aint stoppin....runnin and her chasin...and between her legs i go...and WHOOOOMP! SHE GOT ME....the rest you can't guess....she took it away and flushed it! can ya believe it? what a waste...er...no pun....hehehe.... and i gots my mouth washed out and whew...learned a big lesson...DONT BRING IT IN THE HOUSE, GUYS! YA GONNA BE SORRY!!!!

 
 

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Barked by: Moki Monkeyface (Dogster Member)

December 3rd 2009 at 4:59 am

Woops that was suppose to be posted by me. Sorry.
Barked by: Sluggo (In Loving Memory) (Dogster Member)

January 23rd 2010 at 9:26 am

BOL, Momo!


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