Upset belly days

Wowzers.... I have had the worst belly aches but I am sure glad they're over. I had to sneak around and have accidents on the carpet for a few days. Mommy was away for a few days for work and she thinks I was upset she was gone.

But Mommy and Daddy are sure glad the carpet has been cleaned and I'm back to my normal self.

I have come up with rules for dogs when not feeling so well.

1. Don't refuse a cookie as a sign that you're not feeling well. If you don't take it, the cookies will stop coming. Simply take it, and hide it under your bedding for a treat later on.

2. If you have an accident in the house and Mommy or Daddy ask you if you did it or they say, 'no', simply act like you have no idea what they are talking about. Honestly, one of them could have done it and they are the ones in denial.

3. If you really need to be sick in the house, find the luggage. It might just prolong their next trip.

4. If Mommy thinks you need a dog sweater or a set of paw shoes, simply growl to your complete and total disdain. If she puts them on you, simply pull everything off and be sick on all of the items.

5. If you cannot follow these guidelines, then just give into being sick. And snuggle with your Mommy and Daddy. A belly rub or a brushing never hurt any dog friend I've ever known.

WOOF.

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