I've been tagged by Bullet!

I've been tagged by Bullet!

Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary!!!

1. I used to be afraid of water, but since I live on the Texas Coast I learned pretty quickly that I love to swim.
2. I give kisses on command.
3. I am a renal failure survivor, and I really think that should at least qualify me to be on the show survivor.
4. I bark at everything, especially when Mom comes home from work.
5. Mom spoils me, she shares her pillow with me everynight.
6. I love to spend the night at my friend's house Beaux and Bailey
7. I love my two brothers more than anything. Simon (my cat brother) and I wrestle all the time and I don't like to eat unless Duke is home with me.

I've tagged:

Tess
Abigail
Jaxonville
Balou
Buddha
Bear
B ella

Why does she torture me like this?

Every now and then Mom goes into what she calls the "junk drawer" and pulls out these metal things that she puts up on my claws and it makes a click noise. She calls them nail clippers and I call them scary! I hate it and it absolutely scares me to death. I don't understand why she does this to me? I am a good girl. What I have to do is just sit on my paws and curl my front ones underneath my chest so she can't get to them. But the only problem with that is that she gets my Dad and BOTH of them are against me! Duke doesn't have a problem with it, he just lays down while they do it to him. He is so weird sometimes. How can he just lie there?!? Someone please help me until she puts those things away!!

Shhh, please don't tell her

Okay, I really really have to get this off my chest. Every. Single. Day Mom sings to me. Well, she thinks it is singing. I sit there and wag my tail to humor her (I wouldn't be surprised if the windows started cracking) and she thinks because I am wagging my tail that I LIKE IT! Oh boy is she wrong. To make it worse, she sees my wagging tail and starts singing and succlding with me and singing right in my ears!! COME ON PEOPLE! I need a break. This singing thing has got to stop. But I don't know how to tell her. I don't want to hurt her feelings. Duke and Simon usually turn and run which leaves me there to fend for myself. GAH! Sometimes I pretend I am asleep but she doesn't care. She still belts it out. Please make it stop!