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Poop's good

August 5th 2014 7:36 am
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I pooped 5 times today. They were beautiful poop. The colour's changed to lighter brown, just like those of everybody else's. It must be that new kibble.

Fomfomfom says I'm the poopy queen.

 

My new kibble

August 4th 2014 8:46 am
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There were fireworks the last 2 nights, so by extension, there should also be fireworks tonight. I was waiting by the window but alas. I still don't know why there were fireworks the past 2 nights. I discussed it in depth with fomfomfom and the best thing we can think of is it was a weekend. Tonight is not a weekend, so there was no fireworks. Logic makes me feel so secure.

They bought me new kibble. It's a brand I haven't tried before and it's lamb and apple. We're going fancy-schmancy here. Apple indeed. We'll see if I'm allergic to it, I guess.

 

Baby got lucky

August 3rd 2014 6:42 am
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Ooh I saw a dead bat today. It was on the path near the swimming pool and quite a perfect specimen it was. I never knew bats were so delicate looking.

Then I met Baby and her mummy and I learnt she was sick just like I was a few weeks ago. She had some bacterial infection in her tummy and was gushing blood from her rear and ended up in hospital for 4 days. The vet said she could have died and they had brought her in just in time. Anyway the point is, she's had all her tidbits cut off, just like me!

Misery loves company. Giggles.

 

Party Saturday

August 2nd 2014 8:10 am
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This morning they threw me a party. I had liver, my usual pork, and bacon! Yums. It's because it is Saturday today and I haven't eaten nice things in a while. So happy.

Then fomfomfom and ah ma bathed me. Fomfomfom was standing in for ah bee who's in Australia but she forgot to let me slam into her after the bath.

She is so inadequite.

 

My sibs

August 1st 2014 8:12 am
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My sister and brother are in a pet hotel coz my ah yi mama and her whole family have gone to Dubai for a holiday. Mebbe it's more a dorm than a hotel, I dunno. Anyway, Cha went to visit them today. I hear they've both lost some weight. Which they so need. Giggles.

My brother Coco is so spoilt that when Cha took him out for a walk, he stopped in front of a supermarket entrance and refused to budge. The aircon.

I think he's rather clever. It is hot weather you know.

 

Bad taste

July 31st 2014 8:08 am
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I was playing hah with Tuobatou and having a grand time when Leila lumbered into the picture. Tuobatou immediately was fascinated with the fat girl and neglected me. Not that Leila was paying him any attention. He just stood there and looked longingly at her while I barked at him. His owner laughed at me and said I'm jealous. Anyway, what bad taste he has.

At night I burped and farted at the same time. Fomfomfom was absolutely delighted and sniffed up my fart before it dissipated.

 

The Japanese

July 30th 2014 7:52 am
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That day the Japanese woman and her husband walked some distance just to say hello to me. Then they both got down on all fours on the concrete path hoping that I'd kiss their faces. Of course I didn't. I danced a jig and then I fled.

They're a bit crazy but I guess that's kinda kawa-i neh.

 

Timberwolf

July 29th 2014 6:13 am
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I saw in the papers today there was this koala that clung to a car's belly after being hit by the car and wound up somewhere very far away. And he suffered only a broken fingernail. What an adventure.

But he looked really doggone in his picture.

 

Sneer

July 28th 2014 5:07 am
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Mrs K has a new puppy. She's a messy looking brown poodle called Dolly. Mrs K asked me for tips on how to toilet train Dolly.

What a baby.

 

Smoke gets in my throat

July 27th 2014 8:10 am
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It is the first day of the Hungry Ghost month and there are incense paper and joss sticks burning everywhere. The air was full of smoke and I started honking 2 hours into my evening walk. Ok, it started after fomfomfom carried me the wrong way; maybe she squeezed my chest too hard or something.

Luckily it was an isolated episode. I'm still very much ok 4 hours later. I must go to bed now. To recuperate.

 
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