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A cha!

January 6th 2015 6:18 pm
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Cha is back! Fomfomfom and ah bee told her I haven't been beaten the whole time she was gone so she must beat me tonight. Cha said of course I will beat the xp tonight.

No need to panic my friends. They just like to talk funny like that. Beating is actually code for lovin'.

I like it when everyone is home to sayang me.


No cha

January 5th 2015 1:40 am
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Cha was supposed to come back today but her flight was cancelled due to engine failure. That's so scary. Maybe she should come back by land. It will take months but it sounds safer.

I'll ask fom to moot it to her later.


Bad dog

January 4th 2015 6:11 am
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Today I just had my dinner and was wiping my mouth on ah ma's rug when ah ma said they should take a video of me and send it to "Bad Dog". Fomfomfom and ah bee immediately protested and said we should send it to "Too Cute". That's why I like fomfomfom and ah bee.

I'm going to take a video of ah ma and send it to "Bad Dog".


The wedding

January 3rd 2015 5:06 am
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Ah bee disappeared again the second day in a row. Yesterday I heard she went out at five in the morning. It seems her friend is getting married, and it's over two days. Yesterday she came back collapsing with fatigue, and today she came back reeking of alcohol. I don't approve at all.

But she entertained us with wild stories of people we know so it's all ok.


First time

January 2nd 2015 5:39 am
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Fomfomfom carried me today and I decided to empty my anal sacs on her arm. Giggles. Actually it was just that she sat me exactly right. Ah bee wondered what that brown liquid was, and fomfomfom didn't know either, so they sniffed it and yes, it was all me.

They haven't emptied my anal sacs in more than a month. They asked for it.



January 1st 2015 3:17 am
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The banana man told us he found a chrysalis on his laptop and he waited eagerly for its metamorphosis. For three weeks he waited and the day the chrysalis changed colour he stayed up until 5am and watched as the butterfly finally emerged. He got it all in pictures and he showed them to us. He also showed us pictures he took of birds in flight and other animals. What a hobby.

So I asked Fom what her hobby is and she said, "You, my little ngeow ngeow puppups pie."

Giggles. Nauseating.



December 31st 2014 8:49 am
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We saw nomyen today and her mummy tells us she's more than 6kg now. That means she's as heavy as miniature poodles. That's usually not a problem except she's a toy poodle. Next year she'll be a standard poodle, her mummy told us.

Giggles. I hope that's not their new year's resolution.

And later at night, we had to put up with bad karaoke singing from the condo next door. Ah ma was kept up by all that noise and so we counted up together after the fireworks went off.

Happy new year from us to you!


Cold day

December 30th 2014 5:34 am
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I woke up early today so I insisted ah bee bring me down earlier for my morning walk. Then I was so tired I slept for 4 hours on the sofa afterward. The sofa was warm and comfy coz it's winter and it's so cold on the floor. And they were glued to the tv throughout anyway. So we spent all afternoon together on the couch. They kept exclaiming I smell so cute. And how they wish they could bottle my smell. They wish.

Later we realized fomfomfom's car battery has died coz she'd kept the cameras on and not driven her car for 3 days. So stupid. So typical.


News around the world

December 29th 2014 2:32 am
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We've been watching CNN these two days coz of the plane that's vanished and the ferry that caught fire. Such terrible terrible news.

Then we heard that a hippo from the Taiwan zoo died because its lungs collapsed after being dropped twice from a height. Ah ma and I were so sad to hear that.

It's a sad world.



December 28th 2014 7:19 am
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Last night I was so angry. They brought forward my evening walk and then the night was so long and boring. Then I tried to tell them to start my routine but no one listened. Then ah bee's idiot boyfriend made me angry and then he was angry that I was angry so we sat with out backsides facing each other. Then he had to leave and ah bee rebuked him for not saying goodbye to me so he ran back in and kissed my head then he ran out. How dared he kiss me after our quarrel. Therefore I was in a real bad mood and I didn't want supper and fomfomfom came back with churros that she ate in front of me since it was for that idiot ah bee's boyfriend who had already gone home. Angry.

Today I was still in a foul mood so I insisted I walk through a muddy field. Fomfomfom shrieked and ran off after she got a little mud on her big toe so I carried on and blazed a trail myself. Ah bee said I was a very naughty dirty girl and my feet got so muddy I looked like I was wearing brown boots. Then fomfomfom used shampoo on me when we got home. Angry.


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