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Velociraptorbaby

June 16th 2015 8:23 am
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Cha went out and I was left at home with ah bee and her boyfriend. And of all the movies to watch, they decided that they wanted to see Jurassic Park again.

What a horrible show. I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight. They can't let children watch this.

And they kept calling me a velociraptor. Fomfomfom used to call me a triceratops baby. I wish they would make up their minds.

 

Twiddle

June 15th 2015 7:26 pm
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I hear my brother is doing better. Hopefully the meds work.

It's very boring without ah ma and fomfomfom at home. There's no one to watch bad dog with. But they tell me ah ma is having a great time. I guess she deserves a break.

But I'll be happy to see them back tomorrow. Plus ah bee is killing all her plants.

 

Coco

June 14th 2015 7:41 am
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They tell me my brother Coco has been hospitalized. There was blood in his pee and the vet says his white blood cells are killing his red blood cells.

I am very sad.

 

Food

June 13th 2015 3:47 am
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Fomfomfom and ah ma left for Hong Kong this morning. They will rendezvous with my ah yi mamas and auntie Jolene there. And then they will stuff themselves with all things wonderful until they don't know if they are coming or going.

Sounds like a lot of fun.

I had one piece of liver with my dinner today. A small improvement but an improvement nonetheless.

 

X-ray

June 12th 2015 5:28 am
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Ah bee's boyfriend says Skelly should be called x-Ray so we have to get a deed poll done. I think x-Ray is a nicer name.

And I'm refusing to eat my boiled pork dinners these days coz it's so tasteless. Fomfomfom scolded me, but I refused to give in. Then I heard her talk about making liver pate.

Goody.

 

Skelly

June 11th 2015 8:28 am
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Ah bee and her boyfriend went to the aquarium yesterday and he bought me a manta ray soft toy. It's black white and pink and it's got eyelashes. That means it looks exactly like me. It's called Skelly because ah bee says the real manta ray looks like it's got a Halloween skeleton painted on its belly. Right. Except the soft toy doesn't. Whatever.

And fomfomfom says I am a paragon of everything.

I am.

 

Too cute

June 10th 2015 4:19 am
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That day ah ma made us watch Too Cute on animal planet with her. It was about different kinds of kittens. I guess they were kinda cute.

I'm absolutely certain Garfield was modeled on a Persian cat.

 

Angry

June 9th 2015 7:43 pm
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We saw our neighbor, an elderly lady from China, and she said, "Oh is she pregnant!"

No I am not thank you very much. I have luscious hair that's all. Maybe we should have told her I am a boy.

They got me a new water bowl coz they think plastic bowls are no good. I looked at the new bowl for a while and then I shouted at them. I said what have you done with my old bowl. They tries to get me to drink from the new bowl but I refused. They gave it back after 30 seconds.

And they thought I won't notice. Pui.

 

National Remembrance

June 8th 2015 7:58 am
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Today is a day of National Remembrance. Tragedy befell our children and the country is very sad. Our flag is at half mast again.

My nose looked raw today and they were very concerned. They started googling and decided I must have been out in the sun too much. Just to be safe, they also arranged a vet's appointment.

And I noticed today Mimi's ear looks very infected. Poor Mimi.

 

Seeing red

June 7th 2015 12:03 am
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The other day (okay many days ago) ah ma got her blood test results back and ah bee asked if it's normal. Ah ma told her proudly there are no red marks and so ah bee left it at that.

When they got home, fomfomfom asked to see the report and she said to ah bee, "It's not bad, most numbers are within the boundaries."

"What do you mean most numbers? She said they all are!"

Turned out anomalies in this report are marked out with asterisks instead of red ink.

Ah ma is so silly.

 
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