Special request for ah ma's pork chops

Fomfomfom cut my hair for an hour and then ah bee gave me five and a half pork chops for dinner.

I guess it's not a bad deal.

A lesson

I peed too close to the edge of the newspapers today and a little went over and under the papers. Ah bee saw it and decided she must wipe the bit of pee off the floor so she lifted the newspapers to get at it.

Only she lifted the papers too high and everything went over the other edge.

Now, I told her, you must always contain the problem before you start cleaning up the mess.

Fomfomfom said hear hear.

What people tell me

Today a neighbour told me I sure walk fast for someone with such short legs. Fomfomfom happily informed him that's coz I've got four of them.

Then a maid informed me I'm getting fat. Ah bee carefully explained that's coz my hair is getting long.

These people displease me.

That Spitz

There's a Spitz that lives at the townhouse. I seldom see him but when I do, I go crazy and bark the whole condo down. We have never been introduced.

We saw him today and I finally got to smell his behind. He smelt my face and then retreated.

Of course he has reason to fear me. I'm a big dog.

I'm a fruit, not a cake

They always laughed at people who name their doggies in the confectionery fashion, say, Cookie. Or Brownie. Today they kept calling me a ragamuffin.

I'm not a muffin. I'm an apple. A small apple.

Burp

Guess who passed her blood test and got liver as a reward.

Vaccination notice

Yesterday the vet wrote to me. Actually it was the clinic that wrote to fomfomfom. But I know they were talking about me. Every year at this time, they correspond about me. I didn't even need to open the letter to know what it was about. I'm rather clever, I guess.

I told ah bee to return the letter to sender. That's all.

Hostess with the mostess

Today I was the H with the M again coz my ah yi mamas, auntie Iris and baby Kai came over to our place. He's come to say goodbye to me coz he's going back to Azerbaijian in a couple of days and won't be back for a while.

I think I'll miss him, big bald head and all.

Where's my kitten?

Fomfomfom went to her friend's house today to visit her kittens. I was disappointed when she didn't bring one home. I told her I'd always wanted another pet after my guppies died many years ago. Fomfomfom warned me cats are insidious creatures; it'll be having me call it mama before long. I don't believe it.

I'm smarter than a cat.

A splashing good time

Fomfomfom and ah bee asked me if I wanted to go for a walk at noon and I happily said yes. We walked to the swimming pool and who should I see in the pool but my ah yi mama, auntie Iris and her baby and auntie Jolene! I was so happy to see them I squealed with delight. They kept egging me on, asking me to jump in but I'm not stupid. I was happy to sit in the shade watching baby Kai and his neck floatation device.

Jolly good!