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Doggles

March 8th 2016 6:05 am
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Somehow they decided to reinstate my roo jerky so once a day now, I get to stare at them until they give it to me. Today, I did the tv console thing and it worked too. Tv console always works.

There is a solar eclipse tomorrow morning. Ah bee wants to make me beer bottle bottoms doggles so I can observe the eclipse safely.

Can't wait.

 

Curiouser and curiouser

March 7th 2016 7:42 pm
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I was half asleep when I heard ah bee telling me something about the curious case of some Benjamin Button. I thought, what, my pillow case is called Buttons but there is nothing curious about it at all. And when did it acquire a first name?

I feel like Alice in Wonderland.

 

Two entries

March 6th 2016 5:58 am
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I forgot to write my diary last night and ah bee say that's all fomfomfom's fault. For yesterday, I wanted to say that ah ma cooked pig's stomach soup for dinner but there was no mushrooms or pepper or anything in it. Add it yourself if you want, ah ma told her offspring. The pig stomach was specially for me and ah ma's not bothering to pretend otherwise. It was yums.

And this afternoon, ah ma woke up from her nap. She was still tired and can barely open her eyes but she sat on the steps and told me to go over for a belly rub.

Coz ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

BLT

March 4th 2016 9:09 pm
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That's bear, lion and tiger.

The 3 of them were rescued from a drug dealer's house as cubs and they have been best friends ever since. It's been 15 years and they are still living together, eating and playing. They even cuddle.

We think they are the sweetest things and now, that's a real squad.

 

Haircut

March 3rd 2016 4:52 am
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And fomfomfom finally cut my hair today. They wanted to wait until after the vet visit coz they were afraid the vet woman would laugh at my ratty haircut. It's been so hot; I'm glad I got the ratty haircut today.

Only ah ma is not pleased. She said this here is not good, that there is not good. Fomfomfom will have to do it better next time. Ah ma cooed to me, poor thing, they cut your hair so ugly.

Ah ma said I'm a beauty.

 

Passed!

March 2nd 2016 8:39 am
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We repeated the blood test today and I passed with flying colours! Everyone's so pleased. The vet suggested I carry on with the liver supplements coz they work so well. In fact, they work so well Fomfomfom says maybe she should take some herself. Well, be my guest.

We were at the vet so long I'm bushed. Goodnight.

 

Miscommunication

March 1st 2016 6:17 am
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Today ah bee let me go before fomfomfom came in with my liver supplement and they stood at the toilet door staring at each other. Then they started slinging accusations at each other. Finally, fomfomfom asked ah ma if she would like to detox her liver.

As long as I don't have to eat that foul paste.

 

Armpits

February 29th 2016 8:22 am
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Madonna was here last night for the first time giving a concert and there was a lot of fanfare. This morning we read the review and apparently she asked the audience to show her their armpits.

Well, fomfomfom should have been there; a mosquito had bitten her in the armpit and I think Madonna would have liked to see that very much.

Pity.

 

Other shih tzus

February 28th 2016 5:49 am
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Yesterday I met mop. I thought he was rocking a scarf but it turned out to be bandages around his neck. They were supposed to stop him shaking his head but I don't really see how. His mummy said he didn't want to move his head after a grooming session and the x-Rays and medicine cost $300. Singapore dollars, mummy exclaimed. Giggles. So expensive. Anyway we thought he must have slipped at the groomers, or gotten abused. Poor mop.

And I saw a video on Facebook last night on a poor abandoned shih tzu. He was in such bad condition that he was blind. But two months later, he's ok now. He can see, isn't that grand. And he's fostered out and getting kisses. Fomfomfom said she donated one dollar to the organisation that saved him today.

His name is Christmas.

 

No more

February 27th 2016 8:10 am
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Ah bee offered me her smelly towel, as she does whenever she sleeps in my room when cha is not around. Let's just say it cannot be called a towel anymore. Ah bee sadly put what's left of it into a bag and she promised to give it to me the next time cha goes away.

She's alright.

 
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