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September 12th 2015 12:58 am
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Landslide victory for the government! We cannot be more pleased.

We stayed up until 3am last night for the results. I tried to catch up on my sleep today but I'm still so tired.

I'm just happy my little doggie world is unchanged.


Election day

September 11th 2015 6:25 am
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Ah ma and ah bee forgot to bathe me yesterday so I got a fom special this morning. Morning! Unheard of! Coz ah ma's gone gallivanting at the casino for 3 days so I can't get my usual ah ma scrub. Head's itchy.

Today is most exciting, they tell me. Singapore goes to the polls and everyone is so frightened for the government. Well at least our house is. We won't know what to do if the opposition wins strongly. Yuck.

At least the haze ain't bad today and I got to walk for 2 hours.


Bad day

September 10th 2015 7:44 am
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Ah ma has some money coming out of her fixed d today and I asked her to put it in a joint account with me. She just laughed at me. Luckily I still have some money in my shoebox. You can't count on these people.

The haze got really bad later in the day so they shortened my walk. I was home so early I didn't know what to do with myself. It was unhappy.

And then Ah bee got everyone watching a video of a clothed chimpanzee holding the leash of a bulldog. They both had bags and the chimp additionally had a bamboo basket on its back and a pair of tongs. They were on their way to pick chestnuts when they met a ferocious German Shepherd. It's so silly I don't even want to go on.

They keep asking me if I want my own bag to go chestnut picking.

Maybe the haze makes people stupid.



September 9th 2015 4:22 am
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It suddenly rained heavily and the wind gusted. They screamed and ran to close the windows. Then even more suddenly, there ways a mega big clap of thunder. We screamed and patted our chests coz we were so frightened.

Ah ma lost a lot of money at mahjong. And she complains about others' good luck but ah bee says it's coz ah ma's so lousy at it.

Ah ma sulks.



September 8th 2015 9:00 am
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I usually eat some kibble after my pork dinner. I just have to stare at them and they know to feed me. Somehow they refused to today. I was polite initially; I just snorted a little. They ignored me so I barked. Still nothing. I gave Fomfomfom my paw many times but they still didn't feed me. They kept telling me to wait.

Turns out Ah ma was steaming some foochow dumplings at the back. I had five. So good. I think Fomfomfom ate like 50.

They didn't want to feed me for supper either. I don't know why they think five dumplings' good for anything. I insisted so they gave me 50 kibble.

They better not starve me like this again tomorrow or I'm calling the police.



September 7th 2015 4:32 am
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The haze was bad today and there were no people or doggies around. It was boring. Then I saw dolly but she was so focused on the ball in the field that she refused to acknowledge me. I was so offended I barked loudly in her ear but she must be deaf. Then they cut short my walk and brought me home to clean my ears and wash my backside.

I'm so angry tonight.



September 6th 2015 9:49 am
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It's election season and I have been waiting for our member of parliament to come to our house. He came knocking on our door today but I slept through it. No one thought of waking me up. I wanted to shake his hand too.

Fomfomfom told me not to be angry; she'd buy me a ticket for the annual mid autumn festival party coming up in about a month and I can go shake his hand then.

It's just not the same.


Election season

September 5th 2015 4:20 am
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Yesterday we received the polling cards in the post. Everyone had one except for me. I asked ah bee and she told me to call the government for my card. We think maybe they'll give me one if I explain that I really really want to vote. Then fomfomfom reminds us the real reason why I don't have a card is coz I'm not yet 21 years old.

But of course.


Gian png

September 4th 2015 8:43 am
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They went to the bank today and came back with so many freebies. There were vouchers, a hotel stay and golf umbrellas. I heard ah bee the cheapskate tried to ask for 1 more umbrella but the bank man pretended not to hear her.

She is quite embarrassing.



September 3rd 2015 6:22 am
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Today China had a parade to mark the 70th anniversary of the end of WWII. It was grand and ah ma was so excited about it. She loved the marching so much she made fomfomfom and ah bee watch the actual parade and then the repeat.

I prefer to sleep.

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