What people tell me

Today a neighbour told me I sure walk fast for someone with such short legs. Fomfomfom happily informed him that's coz I've got four of them.

Then a maid informed me I'm getting fat. Ah bee carefully explained that's coz my hair is getting long.

These people displease me.

That Spitz

There's a Spitz that lives at the townhouse. I seldom see him but when I do, I go crazy and bark the whole condo down. We have never been introduced.

We saw him today and I finally got to smell his behind. He smelt my face and then retreated.

Of course he has reason to fear me. I'm a big dog.

I'm a fruit, not a cake

They always laughed at people who name their doggies in the confectionery fashion, say, Cookie. Or Brownie. Today they kept calling me a ragamuffin.

I'm not a muffin. I'm an apple. A small apple.

Burp

Guess who passed her blood test and got liver as a reward.

Vaccination notice

Yesterday the vet wrote to me. Actually it was the clinic that wrote to fomfomfom. But I know they were talking about me. Every year at this time, they correspond about me. I didn't even need to open the letter to know what it was about. I'm rather clever, I guess.

I told ah bee to return the letter to sender. That's all.

Hostess with the mostess

Today I was the H with the M again coz my ah yi mamas, auntie Iris and baby Kai came over to our place. He's come to say goodbye to me coz he's going back to Azerbaijian in a couple of days and won't be back for a while.

I think I'll miss him, big bald head and all.

Where's my kitten?

Fomfomfom went to her friend's house today to visit her kittens. I was disappointed when she didn't bring one home. I told her I'd always wanted another pet after my guppies died many years ago. Fomfomfom warned me cats are insidious creatures; it'll be having me call it mama before long. I don't believe it.

I'm smarter than a cat.

A splashing good time

Fomfomfom and ah bee asked me if I wanted to go for a walk at noon and I happily said yes. We walked to the swimming pool and who should I see in the pool but my ah yi mama, auntie Iris and her baby and auntie Jolene! I was so happy to see them I squealed with delight. They kept egging me on, asking me to jump in but I'm not stupid. I was happy to sit in the shade watching baby Kai and his neck floatation device.

Jolly good!

Euphemism

Every time they walk past me, they'll say I look so cute. So pretty. So wonderful.

I know what that means. It means I'm almost due for a haircut.

Cure for everything

Poor Sam got hit in the face by a boy wielding a bat and wouldn't stop crying. Until fomfomfom took out her iPhone and gave it to her.

They need to give a peace prize to the iPhone or something.