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My sibs

August 1st 2014 8:12 am
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My sister and brother are in a pet hotel coz my ah yi mama and her whole family have gone to Dubai for a holiday. Mebbe it's more a dorm than a hotel, I dunno. Anyway, Cha went to visit them today. I hear they've both lost some weight. Which they so need. Giggles.

My brother Coco is so spoilt that when Cha took him out for a walk, he stopped in front of a supermarket entrance and refused to budge. The aircon.

I think he's rather clever. It is hot weather you know.

 

Bad taste

July 31st 2014 8:08 am
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I was playing hah with Tuobatou and having a grand time when Leila lumbered into the picture. Tuobatou immediately was fascinated with the fat girl and neglected me. Not that Leila was paying him any attention. He just stood there and looked longingly at her while I barked at him. His owner laughed at me and said I'm jealous. Anyway, what bad taste he has.

At night I burped and farted at the same time. Fomfomfom was absolutely delighted and sniffed up my fart before it dissipated.

 

The Japanese

July 30th 2014 7:52 am
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That day the Japanese woman and her husband walked some distance just to say hello to me. Then they both got down on all fours on the concrete path hoping that I'd kiss their faces. Of course I didn't. I danced a jig and then I fled.

They're a bit crazy but I guess that's kinda kawa-i neh.

 

Timberwolf

July 29th 2014 6:13 am
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I saw in the papers today there was this koala that clung to a car's belly after being hit by the car and wound up somewhere very far away. And he suffered only a broken fingernail. What an adventure.

But he looked really doggone in his picture.

 

Sneer

July 28th 2014 5:07 am
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Mrs K has a new puppy. She's a messy looking brown poodle called Dolly. Mrs K asked me for tips on how to toilet train Dolly.

What a baby.

 

Smoke gets in my throat

July 27th 2014 8:10 am
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It is the first day of the Hungry Ghost month and there are incense paper and joss sticks burning everywhere. The air was full of smoke and I started honking 2 hours into my evening walk. Ok, it started after fomfomfom carried me the wrong way; maybe she squeezed my chest too hard or something.

Luckily it was an isolated episode. I'm still very much ok 4 hours later. I must go to bed now. To recuperate.

 

Sammy's concern

July 26th 2014 8:30 am
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Ah bee's scooted off to Australia again so today fomfomfom bathed me. I hate her.

Anyway, Sammy asked where ah bee is. Fomfomfom told her ah bee's gone to Australia and in great dismay, Sammy said, "Then who will take care of you?" We told her ah ma's at home to take care of fomfomfom, no worries.

Children do say the darnest things.

 

So proud

July 25th 2014 8:03 am
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So the curtains tore. But that ain't a problem for ah ma, no siree. She simply stuck them together with scotch tape.

How capable my ah ma is!

 

The curtains and me

July 24th 2014 6:15 am
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Ah ma thinks I'm staying out too late in the evenings so she suggested I should come back before it turns dark. I told her, myob. So she did, and washed the curtains today.

Which tore.

 

I can't believe it

July 23rd 2014 7:07 am
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I just learnt that baby lucas' auntie is not actually his auntie. She's only a neighbour.

Screech.

 
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