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World Cup

June 26th 2014 8:04 am
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We had been busy, what with everyone in the house falling ill and all; did I forget to tell you all Fomfomfom had the dengue?

We are all okay now and I think it's time we do our part for the world cup. So we placed bets on three matches tonight. I hope we win coz they promised to put the winnings in my shoebox.

Now luck be a lady tonight and let Ghana score 2 goals.

 

Roughhousing

June 25th 2014 9:14 am
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Ah ma was giving me a momo but she was distracted and she rubbed me too hard. It hurt so I tried to bite her. She got mad and started scolding me. So I tried to bite her again. I had her full attention after that.

Then I stood by the window and waited for Ah bee to come open it for me so I may go out on the balcony. She started galloping towards me and made loud whooping noises so I got all excited and chased her around. Then she pretended to faint so I bit her on her backside.

That got her up immediately.

So you see, you just got to know how.

 

Jackfruit on the washing machine

June 24th 2014 7:46 am
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I didn't morph into a cat.

And ah bee stole a jackfruit yesterday. Under the cover of night, ah bee and her boyfriend crept around and plucked an unripe jackfruit from the jackfruit tree in the condo. The sap got all over the boyfriend and I told him that was his just deserts. Then I bestowed upon him the traditional knowledge on how to remove the sap from his guilty feet.

I told ah bee to get him some used cooking oil.

 

The jap woman

June 23rd 2014 7:37 am
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The Japanese woman who recently moved here can't resist me. Every time she sees me, she gushes, kawa-i neh! Her husband has to agree. And she asked if I'm a pug-gu. Ah bee wanted to say no, I'm a dog-gu, but we're polite people so we replied properly, that I'm a shih-tzu. I'm so kawa-i neh.

Ooh, today they didn't feed me my steroids. Now they want to watch me carefully for side effects. Maybe I'll morph into a cat tonight.

Giggles.

 

The jap woman

June 23rd 2014 7:35 am
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The Japanese woman who recently moved here can't resist me. Every time she sees me, she gushes, kawa-i neh! Her husband has to agree. And she asked if I'm a pug-gu. Ah bee wanted to say no, I'm a dog-gu, but we're polite people so we replied properly, that I'm a shih-tzu. I'm so kawa-i neh.

Ooh, today they didn't feed me my steroids. Now they want to watch me carefully for side effects. Maybe I'll morph into a cat tonight.

Giggles.

 

Ah ma's slipper

June 22nd 2014 7:51 am
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Today I flung ah ma's slipper into my Burberry bed, so ah ma asked me if her slipper were sleepy. I didn't want to be rude so I said nothing.

But I thought maybe she should have asked her slipper directly if it were sleepy.

 

Ears

June 21st 2014 7:54 am
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Today ah ma had to show us an article of a chihuahua's ear being cut off by the groomer. We decided it's a good thing fomfomfom cuts my hair at home. But if she is careless and lops off half my ear one day, I shall bite off both of hers. And her nose too.

Anyway I hear bling bling always has bits of her ear cut off by Lawrence during her home grooming sessions. Sigh, the lot of a doggie is a sad one.

Ooh it's so hot today.

 

A bath finally

June 20th 2014 9:02 am
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I skipped my bath last week because I was ill. They thought I might have had the fever and accordingly to an old Chinese wives' tale, you are not supposed to bathe when you are running a temperature.

So it has been 14 days and today Ah ma finally bathed me.

It was rather nice.

 

Perfect

June 19th 2014 8:32 am
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Fomfomfom was reading a doggie book in the bookstore today and under the Shih Tzu section, it says a while blaze on the forehead and a white tip on the tail are very desirable traits.

I've always known I'm perfect.

 

I'm ok today

June 19th 2014 8:25 am
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I threw up on my pillow at 4am. It seems I was too hungry. But I didn't know for sure coz I was fast asleep. Anyway, ah ma washed my pillow and now it's lumpy and they're talking of a new pillow for me. 

Then I was perfect all day. They gave me char siew and a hair trim and ah ma informed her sisters I'm playing again. It was a happy day and ah bee is holding her breath that I'm alright tomorrow so that she may eat durians and celebrate.

To bed!

 
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