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The Mint

October 5th 2014 10:44 pm
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So Fomfomfom has been working the Mint to death. It now runs two sessions a day and I'm sure it would be more if not for the fact that it needs 8 hours to reach a full charge.

Everyone says it's a wonderful device but I'm just going to reserve judgment until I see the electricity bill next month.

 

Flight

October 5th 2014 10:42 pm
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I went sniffing beside a tree and there was a huge iguana thing on the trunk. Right next to Fomfomfom. Ah bee caught sight of it but was discreet coz she knows Fomfomfom is deathly afraid of lizards. Then the thing moved and Fomfomfom saw it and she screamed and started running on the spot. She only managed to set herself in motion after Ah bee grabbed her and ran. Then Ah bee laughed until she was sure her abs would appear tomorrow and Fomfomfom wondered at her own useless basic instinct.

Maybe Fomfomfom just didn't want to jerk me off the ground too suddenly. Yes, she told me to write this.

 

Invisible

October 5th 2014 10:40 pm
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Today Summer was in front of me so I didn't see Coffee behind me. Coz after one sees the big big Summer, one cannot see the small small Coffee. Coffee's maid indignantly said Coffee's more than a year old, compared to the 8-month old Summer.

Oh pish tush. Tiny will always tiny be.

 

Helps helps

September 30th 2014 8:20 am
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Fom and ah bee have been trying to diet coz they had been so greedy while they were away. It has been plain porridge and tofu for lunch for a few days now. Only ah ma has been thwarting their effort by cooking up a storm for dinner.

Judging by the number of times they farted these couple of days, I'd say ah ma is winning.

 

Mint

September 29th 2014 7:48 am
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Fom brought a irobot thingy back from the US and they finally put it to use today. Initially I was a little puzzled when that little box started moving so I followed it and tried to smell its backside. No smell there so I lost interest immediately.

Wish I could say the same for ah ma; she sat on the steps for a long time, watching it do its work.

She must have been wondering where it had been all her life.

 

Piles

September 28th 2014 9:00 am
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Ah bee informs us that there's blood in her poop today and she fears she has haemorrhoids. We didn't really need to know that but we are nice people so we smiled politely. She rambled on and we vaguely heard something about tigang, which is like kegel exercises for your backside.

One gets stupid listening to her.

Moving along, I'm really pooped (giggles) today coz I walked for like 4 hours.

Lovely.

 

Cha goes to Taiwan

September 27th 2014 6:18 am
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Cha took her luggage out and started packing last night. It was kinda comfortable and I had my supper while lying inside. I told fomfomfom to line another luggage with towels and cushions for me tonight.

It may become a permanent feature in my room.

 

Contemplation

September 26th 2014 5:34 am
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Today Cha asked why I'm staring at the wall. I told her I'm contemplating whether I am Xiaoping or whether Xiaoping is me. Cha said what a profound philosophical question that is.

Yes, I am the rather profound sort.

 

Marmite

September 25th 2014 6:07 am
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Eep, fomfomfom is eating crackers with marmite again. That day, ah bee asked fomfomfom what marmite tastes like, and fomfomfom said it tastes exactly like what she had imagined it to be. Later, ah bee took a lick and howled, how can it be like what you imagined; this tastes like nothing on earth!

I think she didn't mean it to be complimentary.

 

In the market

September 24th 2014 9:03 am
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So recently everyone has been talking about the tour guide from China who met a rich old woman and somehow got her to will her $40 million fortune to him.

I think that's why Auntie Wernie has been bringing Belle and Rusty for walks at Queen Astrid Park; she's looking for her very own lonely old rich woman.

Giggles. I think Auntie Wernie is so funny.

 
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