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Too pretty

September 18th 2016 6:50 am
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That brown shih tzu on a bicycle is a boy! Ptooi.

Then ah bee's boyfriend finally rolled back from Australia after two months. He came over tonight to stay but it's only to catch pokemons. Ptooi too. At least he remembered to buy me a baby triceratops soft toy.

I'm a baby triceratops.

 

100 retrievers

September 17th 2016 11:09 pm
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There is this foundation that grants wishes to children with life threatening illnesses. For his birthday, a sick boy asked to pat and play with golden retrievers. So good people and more than100 retrievers showed up at the gardens this morning to celebrate his birthday with him.

What a wonderful thing.

 

RIP, Leo

September 16th 2016 4:47 am
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Leo the lion of the BLT gang has died. The bear and the tiger must be very sad. They had been friends for 15 years. I feel sad too.

Ah ma was reluctant to bathe me today. She said why can't I bathe myself. Fomfomfom said I'd just sprinkle a few drops of water on my head. Ah bee thinks i'd just wet my feet.

They don't have much faith in me.

 

Marvellous

September 15th 2016 9:20 am
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We saw Jojo today so Fomfomfom hurriedly gave him his 51 cents. And then he told us he has never seen the 1 cent coin before. Granted everything's rounded to the nearest 5 cents now but it simply didn't occur to us that there are actually people who haven't seen a 1 cent coin.

He said he's going home to marvel at his coin. Maybe if he keeps it for a very long time, it'd be worth something.

 

Money

September 14th 2016 4:03 am
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We've been carrying around 51 cents waiting to give it to Jojo. Because that day ah bee made a bet that he can't pick me out from my five siblings in a photo taken when we were just born, and Jojo picked me out right away. That was 50 cents. And 1 cent a day in interest thereafter. But since it's not our fault he didn't appear, we'll cap it at one day's interest.

Jojo seems relatively cheap compared to Sonya. We learnt today she takes horse riding lessons at over $2000 a month. Even her Pilates lesson is $100 a pop. Ah bee's yoga is $4.90 each.

It's like what she exclaimed all those years back. Holy mother!

 

When will this end

September 13th 2016 11:29 pm
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I was getting a nice belly rub from fomfomfom just now when ah bee shrieked. Gave us both a fright. Then she ran screaming "Pikachu!" into cha's room.

Crazies.

 

Small bear

September 12th 2016 7:21 am
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Fomfomfom told me this morning she'll let me be a small bear until I turn into a mouse. It sounded ominous so I didn't probe.

Then Dexter sniffed my backside for a long time and I didnt realise. When I saw him, I squealed and squealed and squealed. Ah bee went and told everyone about it. They giggled and said I squealed coz I was embarrassed.

I'm so angry.

 

Grass-fed pigs

September 11th 2016 7:52 am
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I was feeling quite alright last night until fomfomfom came to wake me up to pee at 3am. So they brought me down and I went twice. That was the last of it. I didn't have the runs anymore and in the evening my poop was firm. Everyone is happy.

They were talking about stirring butter in with their coffee. Sounds grosses. Then it moved onto how grass-fed butter is better than corn-fed. So I told them I only want grass-fed pork from now on. Organic too.

We must all eat healthy.

 

Not too bad

September 10th 2016 4:24 am
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It wasn't too bad. I threw up my dinner at 4am and lasted till 5am before I had diarrhoea again. I like gallivanting in the wee hours.

Then cha and fomfomfom brought me to the vet in the morning. I musta licked something dirty, said the vet Goh, and she gave me a big bag of medicines. She also looked at my warts and ears, and said no problemo. I met Choobi the 14 year old Dalmatian, I think, and I asked her 9 year old owner what's wrong with her. Kidney failure, was the cheery reply. Poor Choobi. At least she looks fine and her owners seem like they are really good to her. Her Daddy even made them warm up some canned food for Choobi to try. It didn't meet with the Choobi approval.

I've stopped my diarrhoea. Cha's new car makes me sick. Mr Tharman sir will come later and ah ma loves me.

 

Upset stummy

September 9th 2016 8:31 am
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My stummy's not feeling too good. This afternoon I felt like I needed to go so I ran around the house. Fomfomfom brought me down immediately. I shate 4 times though it was really just mucus towards the end. Then on my evening walk I went 2 more times. At 9pm I wanted to go down again so we did. That makes 7 times today.

They refused to feed me my supper so I guess I'll just go to bed now. I hear something about going to the vet tomorrow morning.

I need lotsa lovin'.

 
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