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Grandpa rabbit

December 13th 2014 1:38 am
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Ah bee's friend went away on a holiday so she has been tasked with feeding her rabbit. The rabbit's really old and she's just really afraid he will die on her watch. Fomfomfom has been accompanying her on her rabbit feeding trips and her job is to go into the house and check if he's still alive before ah bee would step in.

So far so good.

 

Big dog

December 12th 2014 2:14 am
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Today Eggroll peed on fomfomfom's foot like she's a common fire hydrant. So I shouted at her and told her to get her own Fomfomfom. I was going to defend my ownership by peeing over her pee but fomfomfom didn't let me.

Doesn't mean she's yours ok.

 

Happy day

December 11th 2014 8:21 am
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Fomfomfom was going to run errands today so cha gave her some letters to post and ah ma gave her a cake voucher and told her to go collect a cake. Of course you know what she did - she posted the cake voucher together with the letters. And only realised it when she came home and ah ma asked her where the cake was. Ah bee was with her but she's pleading insanity. My ah ma raised stupid children.

Speaking of stupid children there are some really stupid ones in the condo who are doing terribly in school. Maybe they're lazy we don't know but so so unacceptable.

But let me tell you about the lovely children we do like. Ah bee was telling Sammy, Eliza, jandelle, Raydon and lucas it was my birthday yesterday and immediately they said, "Happy birthday Xiao Ping!" in unison. That was real nice. We told them they are very good children.

Sincere birthday wishes from children, I'll have good luck for the next year!

 

Eleven!

December 10th 2014 6:24 am
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It is my birthday today and my mamas started celebrations early. First, Cha sang me my birthday song in 2 languages, and so we were late in taking my morning walk. Then when we came back, ah bee and fomfomfom jumped in and started taking pictures. The pictures were real ugly coz they had just rolled out of bed and hadn't even combed their hair. The morning was saved only by my birthday breakfast, liver. Then fomfomfom stole $2 from my shoebox and said she's going to ask the Goddess of Mercy to bless me.

In the evening, we took pictures with a baby coconut which later fomfomfom stuffed into her ear.

They make me so tired.

 

Supersize everything

December 8th 2014 11:12 pm
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Ah ma, Cha and Fomfomfom went to the new warehouse megastore today. They were so excited. Fomfomfom loves Costco and she dreams of buying a container full of Starbucks coffee sachets. Cha was looking forward to packets of potato chips the size of her torso. They were talking about buying enough toilet paper that will last until the end of time. You should have seen them.

Then they came home empty-handed.

These people are such a waste of my time. They didn't even come back with 50 bucks of liver for me.

 

All about the birds

December 8th 2014 3:51 am
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There's this tiny black bird with a red stripe down its back that's been coming to our balcony. It likes to sit near ah ma's orchids and chirp loudly. Fomfomfom likes it very much. Ah bee says maybe we should build a little birdhouse and leave some seeds for it. I vetoed it immediately. No I'm not jealous but can you imagine the number of birds that will come for the seeds? They'll be pooping all over ah ma's precious balcony. And all this after the pain she's taken to put up lines so they won't land on our grilles.

Sheesh what will they do without me.

Anyway the other day we saw 4 mynahs fighting, 2 on 2. It was a little scary coz they were so fierce and they continued even after someone tried to break up their fight. The bananaman enlightened us today - 2 in a gang and they were fighting over territory.

Silly little creatures. Don't they know it's all about the pee?

 

Ooooooooo

December 7th 2014 3:54 am
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Snowy's maid told us she had a paranormal experience a few days ago near the bbq pit. She was walking by the big tree behind the pit when it suddenly felt very chilly. She had goosebumps all over and her head felt very heavy. And that brave (or should we say foolish) woman decided to go all bravado and she said very loudly, "I'm not scared of you. Show me your face if you dare. Give me lottery numbers while you're at it."

Wow. And we asked her what if you really saw something? She said then you'll find me fainted on the pavement.

Giggles.

 

Sigh

December 6th 2014 7:01 am
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We are so afraid of sandy. She's still a puppy and already she's so strong no one can control her. Today we heard her maid screaming and we turned and sandy was dragging the poor maid through the grass. Said maid wasn't on her feet. With great effort, the maid managed to stop sandy and get back up on her feet.

Then rinse, wash, repeat.

 

Bad dye job

December 5th 2014 6:42 am
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Ah bee went to get her hair done the other day and came back with hair dye all over her neck, forehead and in her ears. Apparently the hair washer was inexperienced and she stuck her fingers in ah bee's ears for whatever reason. Then ah bee didn't know she had hair dye all over her neck and she tied up her hair and people behind her must have giggled.

Then we tried grey goose vodka to remove all that dye but it didn't work. Grey goose is for drinking only, I reprimanded ah bee. And no one likes purple hair.

Maybe whiskey would have worked.

 

Murdered in cold water

December 4th 2014 7:22 am
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It rained for many many hours today. When we went for my evening walk, we saw an upturned snail shell and it was filled with water. We could still see the snail inside but we think it must have drowned.

We thought for a long time how it could have flipped over and we decided the snail couldn't have done it on its own; someone must have turned it over.

That poor snail was murdered.

 
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