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Blood

May 12th 2014 9:00 am
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I got liver for dinner tonight. Fomfomfom sliced it thick and Ah ma undercooked it so it was beautifully bloody, just the way I like it.

When we went down for my walk after that, there were mozzies buzzing around my head. Fomfomfom says it's because they smell blood on my mouth.

Whatever. It was delicious. That's all that matters.

 

Xp goes to Disneyland

May 11th 2014 8:04 am
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Today is Mother's Day and ah ma went to the casino and lost a bundle of money. We won't dwell on that.

And i don't know what they were watching on the food channel at night, that inspired them to say they wanna bring me to Disneyland. They say i have a face that needs to go to Disneyland. I dunno, I don't really like stepping out of the condo. I guess I shall be happy enough if they give me a turkey leg.

They can keep the Goofy-ears hat.

 

Crispy

May 10th 2014 9:56 am
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They tell me that bad person is back for 2 weeks and he'll probably come visit soon. Yikes I still remember the last time he came he tried to pull my tail. I shall bite his nose off if he tries anything funny this time.

But he is very cute I'll admit.

 

Ah ma forgot about my bath

May 9th 2014 7:42 am
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Today I put my head into the pot fomfomfom uses to grow wheatgrass and made a mess. So she said if I'm so interested, she'll give me some juice the next time. Ok.

Then ah bee promised me a long hot bath today coz it's been almost 10 days since I last bathed. We went home and found that there was no hot water coz ah ma had forgotten about my bath. So I had a lukewarm shower and that was that.

Unsatisfactory.

 

A little funky but who cares

May 8th 2014 9:21 am
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They have been talking about cutting my hair and bathing me for a few days now but nothing is happening.

I don't know what I'm doing right but ok!

 

Yammy yam yam!

May 7th 2014 5:58 am
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I didn't know where to go for my evening walk, so I kept asking ah bee and fomfomfom for suggestions. But they didn't please me, so I kept walking back to base. They said I was being naughty but I thought they were being unimaginative. We were all deeply unhappy.

Then I decided yam is acceptable after all and now I'm very full. Food coma.

 

It didn't happen

May 6th 2014 8:51 am
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There are three little steps that lead to the living room. I was sleeping near the edge and Ah bee was giving me a belly rub. Then she stood up and so I tried to get up too. Except I forgot I was near the steps and I flipped over the wrong way. So I fell ploop ploop down two of those steps before I recovered magnificently on the third and pretended like nothing happened.

That's because nothing did.

 

Still good

May 5th 2014 6:30 am
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Ah bee dug out the 2 week old roast pork belly from the fridge and microwaved it. Not that she knew what to do with it, beyond tasting to see if it had turned sour.

I was, proudly, the solution.

 

All together again

May 4th 2014 8:18 am
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Cha is back! She didn't buy me anything but it's okay; I just want to see money in my shoebox. Tomorrow I must remind her.

Fomfomfom has decided to look at her bazi again and she is convinced she will be a famous movie star or a singer. It's in the stars and the sun and the moon, she says. We decided to indulge her so we fought to be her plus one to the Oscars when she's made it.

Frankly I don't care about the Oscars. I just hope she's not the kind of singer Maggie Cheung is. Maggie Cheung, for those of you uninformed, is a real famous actress who recently decided she wants to be a singer. Someone described her voice as something forsakened by God.

Shudders.

 

Our dinner went to the birds

May 3rd 2014 6:21 am
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Ah ma went to Chinatown today and was queueing for the bus when she saw a birdie asking a woman for a bite of her bread. Maybe the woman was slow, maybe the birdie was too demanding, but at some point, ah ma felt compelled to reach into her own shopping bag and pluck out some of the Chinese bread rolls that was supposed to be dinner and feed it to the birdie.

Tsk.

 
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