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June 28th 2016 4:03 am
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That night fomfomfom vomited in her car. We have vinegar, charcoal and coffee grounds and it still smells desperate in there.

I have a vet appointment on Friday so I told fomfomfom to buy a new car.



June 27th 2016 8:46 pm
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We don't know who's doing what works but it smells really bad. Toxic. Ah ma's bathroom windows can't be shut - who came up with louver windows anyway - so we stuffed the gaps with newspaper and then taped it up with garbage bags.

Not pretty but it works.



June 26th 2016 3:22 am
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Ah bee came back with 2 fire extinguishers. She wondered where to put it and thought maybe beside my bed but fomfomfom said no way, it might explode so it's now in the laundry room. Maybe the washing machine will catch fire.

In contrast, fomfomfom came back with braised duck.



June 25th 2016 6:25 am
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It was so strange but I thought I saw fomfomfom help herself to ah ma's medicine. I don't know if it's the cholesterol one or the high blood pressure one or the diabetes one or the one for the blood.

I'm going to rat on her.

And if she's going to be abusing other people's medicine, I'm going to offer her mine next time.



June 24th 2016 6:56 am
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Oh who'd have thunk? Except for me of course. I foresaw it ages ago. Like, last wed, to be exact. And fomfomfom said no way, so I won and she had to give me $20 today. I made her out it in my shoebox. Which is now a cake tin. We started watching tv from 9am till 1230pm and then everyone went to sleep. They were so excited about it but I started sleeping at 9am coz I knew what was coming. Then I woke up and ah ma cooked kidney and it was delicious.

It's a wonderful day.



June 23rd 2016 10:13 am
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I don't know what day it is today but I got pork kibble and boiled pork loin. It's been too long! Months! Do I dare hope there's liver in my near future? Can't wait till bath day to find out.

Oh wait I do know what day it is today - it's brexit day. Okay, don't know and don't care.



June 22nd 2016 5:13 am
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Fofomfom put a lot of garlic in very little olive oil overnight and she put the oil in my ears this morning. They laughed at me and said I smell delicious like pasta. And fomfomfom asked if I want some salt in my ears; it is anti-bacterial. Then ah bee called me her little fettuccine and her little macaroni. Then they decided I should be her little spaghetti coz that's what they eat with garlic sauce.

I complained I felt marinated but ah bee shushed me immediately coz she said it's the start of the dog-eating festival in China and I'd better not let them hear me.

Yes indeed. Zip.


Aglio olio

June 21st 2016 8:29 am
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Fomfomfom found yet another recipe online for my ears - olive oil and garlic. My ears smell like aglio olio now. Add that to my belly that still reeks of vinegar and I totally smell like the kitchen.

Better than smelling like the hospital, they told me.

Good point.



June 20th 2016 7:39 am
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Fomfomfom tweaked her ear recipe like she knows what she's doing. Now it's alcohol and vinegar. Gross.

Ah bee said we should have a fire extinguisher at home coz many homes in Singapore's been going up in flames recently and I have alcohol in my ears so I might explode. She's gonna buy tickets for a fire extinguisher neighbourhood thing on Sunday.

We love our neighbourhood things.


You are in my seat

June 19th 2016 6:33 pm
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When we got to the back gate today, baby's maid was already in my seat. So we had to sit at the other bench. Which was less than ideal because there's a huge signboard blocking my view. After a long time, I told Fomfomfom to let me off the bench and I walked to my usual bench. I stared at baby's maid and wagged my tail. Fomfomfom and Ah bee praised me for being a polite and clever girl.

But I didn't get my seat back.

Then at night they told Cha how cute I was and Cha tells them about the time I insisted on sitting at my bench even though Daisy's grandmother was already there. In the end I shared the seat with her grandmother and Cha stood next to the bench.

I don't mind sharing you know.

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