Stupid

Yesterday ah bee went to a resort at the margaret river. Last night she informed me that there were kangaroos around and that she'll send me a picture today.

So this morning I asked her where my picture was. She said she can't find them. Kangaroos must be nocturnal!

I doubt it.

I'm the cutest thing in the world

Ah ma's brother and his youngest daughter from china came to our house when I was on my evening walk. I saw them when fomfomfom carried me in to wash my feet and my tail started wagging. Fomfomfom still insisted on going through with the whole long process of washing my feet 4 times. I was so anxious to get out there and start greeting them. After all, I'm the hostess with the mostess. Luckily, fomfomfom was nice and didn't brush my teeth and file my nails after the feet washing.

So it was my first time meeting that niece of ah ma's, and I jumped jumped jumped. Then I licked them all over and everyone was so happy. They left soon after and I was all tuckered out. I told fomfomfom I wanted to eat my supper at 920 and by 10 I was snoozing.

How tired I am.

A day with fomfomfom

The foochow dumplings went bad. Coz ah ma thought ah bee might want to eat them for supper and left it outside and then they sat outside for the whole night. *Sulk*

Then today I was left alone with fomfomfom for the whole day coz ah ma and cha went to entertain the china relatives. We started napping at 1130am and woke up at 2pm. In the evening, I pooped twice and then fomfomfom forgot to wipe my backside when we got home. She still hasn't done it, so I'll be going to bed with a dirty backside I guess.

I heard fomfomfom tell cha there'll be a project for the next 5 days to file my nails. I hate it.

I'm a foo chow girl

Ah ma cooked foochow dumpling soup so of course ah bee fed me 2 dumplings. But I'd already had my dinner by then so I was stuffed. Fomfomfom then informed ah ma that in future cases of foo chow dumpling soup, I'm to have them for dinner. None of my usual boring boiled pork. So happy I am. It seems that my menu recently has been conscientiously improved. Whee.

And it seems there are 2 leftover dumplings for my snack tomorrow.

In other news, I saw ah bee lug her luggage down. I didn't bother asking her where she's going. One simply can't be bothered anymore.

Little eight

Ah bee stole Cha's brush coz she said she wanted to practise her calligraphy. Except she's horrible at it and the only chinese character she could write properly is eight (other than one, two and three, which are essentially just horizontal lines). So she's decided she'll change her name to little eight.

I told her it's not a good idea. Coz her "little" is real ugly too.

I think she was offended coz she said she's giving up calligraphy and moving on to chinese painting. And she drew a picture of me. Just the back view. She drew me too fat.

I hate her.

Beat

Ah ma's siblings came over today and I was so busy with all of them, running from one person to another. I had to make sure I didn't neglect anyone. But each time I'll return to Fomfomfom's lap for some lovin'. And they all thought it's super cute how I'd bounce and dive into her lap.

Oh so tired I am.

Fomfomfom is back

Yay everyone is back now! I'm a happy P!

Qiuxiang

Cha finally gave me the present she promised - a panda softtoy. We have named her Qiuxiang, after the real panda Cha saw in Chengdu.

Better than that evil riceball panda wannabe Ah bee bought me from Shanghai.

Uh oh

They say I'm looking very beary these days. I know what that means.

It means fomfomfom will be breaking out her shavers and scissors and whatnot very soon.

Sigh.

Orbi

All Fomfomfom does is message us and tell us about all the food she's stuffing her face with. She's going to come back a fatty boms and we will have no sympathy for her.

Hmph.