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Big head

November 26th 2014 5:58 am
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Fomfomfom cut my hair today. Only my body, so I'm a big head. We did it in a record 40 minutes, so I shan't hate her. I'm so cute now. But I shall be very cold tonight; maybe I can tell Cha not to switch on the aircon.

Then I met Tuobatou. He peed against the wall and I went sniffing then fomfomfom pulled at my leash and I plastered my face against his pee, so determined I was.

Now I'm a pissface.

 

End of year weather

November 25th 2014 7:55 am
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Fomfomfom was supposed to cut my hair today but lucky for me she forgot to charge the shaver.

It's been raining every day and I haven't been a happy camper. I don't get to walk much and I always come home wet. I guess it'd be nice if they cut my hair. Except it gets a little cold at night if I'm shaven. Cha says it's time to dig out my P tshirt so I may wear it at night. That's my pink horizontal striped tshirt that they bought for me when I was just a baby girl. It has a P on it. P for Pingping. We spent a while reminiscing.

But no I'm not going to wear it. The only thing I'll wear is my collar.

 

My doggie license

November 24th 2014 7:03 am
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Today I saw on fomfomfom's table the notice to renew my doggie license for the coming year. I told her I'd do it myself. I'll go to the post office and queue up, then when it's my turn, I'll ask the person behind me to lift me up so I may tell the cashier, I'm here to renew my doggie license, please please.

But fomfomfom said I mustn't do that; it is her special privilege to renew my license every year. Nobody else can do it.

I can't argue with that.

 

Excesses

November 23rd 2014 5:58 am
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Today ah bee went out for a buffet lunch and she came back and told us all about the spread. That inspired fom who is going for a buffet dinner later tonight. No doubt she will overeat as well.

I think buffets are such bad ideas - they encourage people to overindulge and is a waste of food.

They should have a buffet tax like how they tax cigarettes and alcohol.

What a brilliant idea. I'm so clever sometimes I scare myself.

 

Dolly the lucky one

November 22nd 2014 3:35 am
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It is Saturday today and of course we met dolly in her best pink leash, all ready to go for dinner in another dog cafe. Her daddy and mummy have made it their mission to go to all the dog cafes until dolly gets eaten up by an unfriendly Rottweiler.

Giggles. Yes, I'm jealous.

 

Stummy upset

November 21st 2014 6:25 am
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I'm almost a bow wow now and my hair is so long it's poking me in the eye. Fomfomfom snipped it off in half a minute and the world is beautiful again.

Until this evening. I threw up my dinner after my evening walk and I missed my first supper. Then I didn't eat much for my second supper and i didn't drink much water either.

Everyone is heartbroken.

 

Mayor Ping

November 20th 2014 1:53 am
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We saw in the papers today that a chihuahua was made mayor of San Francisco for one day. Her title was Her Honour the Mayor of San Francisco. She retired after one day and in her retirement package were a doggy bed and toys, amongst others.

I wondered how she ran for office but they told me her daddy bought the post for her for 5 thousand dollars.

I want to be a mayor too. I'm going to ask ah ma to buy it for me.

 

Abandoned baby

November 19th 2014 7:24 am
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I don't know what they are up to but fom has been holing up in her room more often now. And I'd be in the living room with ah bee who would suddenly disappear too. I'm feeling a little neglected. Last week they were smacking my behind and saying 'abandoned baby bottom'. Well today I'm feeling like an abandoned baby. And I made sure I told them that.

They promised to do better tomorrow.

 

Winter is here

November 18th 2014 5:54 am
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It's been raining everyday and my hair is kinda long so every time I go downstairs for my walk, I get wet. They keep saying I'm smelling real funky, especially that bit between my eyes and above my nose, which has never been scrubbed with shampoo. They keep rubbing it and smelling their fingers. They're real offensive people.

And it's been more than a week and they're still not bathing me. No doubt they will say I smell funky tomorrow. They are so sickening.

 

Cold evening

November 17th 2014 6:08 am
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Ah bee was eating a baguette for dessert after dinner so I asked her to carry me up to the couch so I may sit right beside her. Then we shared the baguette and I thought it was delicious.

Ah bee said what a darling I was, to share a baguette with her on a cold evening.

 
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