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Cha's finger

May 31st 2015 6:24 am
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Cha was wiping the dining table just now and she was trying to rub something off with her finger. Her finger was wet and so there was a screeching sound when she did. I would have none of that sound so I barked whenever I heard it. And she kept doing it so I kept barking.

So fomfomfom whipped out her phone and filmed the whole thing.

They are always making fun of me. And calling me a big silly.

 

Burp

May 30th 2015 7:44 am
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Ah ma fried up cornflour coated liver for me and it was yummers. Then after my bath, I had some char siew. They even offered me some apple chips but I said no thanks. It smelt sour; maybe it has gone bad and they shouldn't be eating it either.

A very delicious day nonetheless.

 

Ah ma's tv Part II

May 29th 2015 4:02 am
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Ah ma bought a new tv today. She bought the most expensive one of the lot, then came back and declared it's too small. Then we watched Bad Dog together.

It's quite a good tv.

 

Ah ma's tv

May 28th 2015 6:56 am
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Yesterday ah ma's 20 year old box tv died and went to tv heaven. It blinked and that was that. Ah ma wasn't distraught. She immediately made plans to go buy another tv tomorrow. No old models, please, oh no.

And today I caught her watching Bad Dog on my tv. Gasp. The cheek of that woman.

Anyway, contenders for the baddest dog award include a pig and a cat. It's a strange world.

 

C'est too much

May 27th 2015 3:00 am
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Ah bee took a photo of me yawning and she sent it to everyone. Then they spent the whole day admiring the photo.

They are so creepy.

 

She wouldn't have seen him through the peephole

May 26th 2015 8:12 am
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We read that an old lady in China called the police and said there's a ferocious dog outside her house. She said it was barking very loudly and she didn't dare open her door. So the nice policemen went over to take a look and they found a puppy the size of two palms sitting outside her door.

Little old women can be so funny.

 

My eyes

May 25th 2015 7:59 am
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Yesterday afternoon I decided to stare at cha's closed door coz I wanted to go into my room. Cha duly opened the door. Ah bee was astounded and asked Cha how she knew to open the door. Cha said she could feel a pair of eyes boring into the door.

Of course.

 

Purritos

May 24th 2015 3:36 am
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Today fomfomfom tried to cut my nails so I showed her my rabid face. She got scared and I hope she will remember it.

Then ah bee showed us photos of cats in socks, also known as purritos. I think that's illegal and someone should call the police.

Nom yen is 8.5kg. Her mummy was carrying 3 mangoes and I think maybe that's all Nom yen's going to eat for the next week. They have to starve her. Before she turns into a standard poodle.

 

Always a first time

May 23rd 2015 5:00 am
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I realized cha has never gone to a mosquito infested area. So this morning I brought her there. There is something very gratifying about swatting mosquitoes and I am happy to report that cha had a great time.

I'm not recommending you do it though. Coz you know, dengue.

 

Momentous

May 22nd 2015 3:56 am
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Today, ah ma went to Hard Rock Cafe for the first time. For lunch. Giggles.

I scaled a mountain in the evening. Fomfomfom wanted to take a photo but by the time she got her phone ready, I'd already descended.

Maybe I'll climb it again tomorrow and plant a flag on top.

 
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