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Band

March 26th 2016 8:21 am
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Ah bee and ah ma went to attend a funeral send off today. Ah bee thought the live band was a bit strange; they played old pop songs and then the Chinese classic only mothers are the best. But these were all ok, ah bee explained to fomfomfom while we were watching the back gate for doggies.

They finally played Popeye the Sailor Man.

 

I'm back!

March 25th 2016 7:21 am
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Dogster has been down the past week but I didn't slack off. Happy reading y'all.

 

Number three

March 25th 2016 7:15 am
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I read in the papers today the top ten doggie breeds in Singapore. Shih tzus are number three!

But we are the prettiest.

 

Remembering LKY

March 25th 2016 7:14 am
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Today's the first anniversary of Mr Lee's death. They all went to lay flowers outside Parliament House. He would have disapproved. But we don't care.

One must be grateful.

 

Antibiotics

March 25th 2016 7:13 am
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It is three quarters of a pill twice a day. It's not nice but not as gross as the liver supplement. Then we have to hurry and put some food into my stummy coz otherwise I'll get diarrhoea. And I don't have to eat the probiotic now coz pro plus anti means nothing.

I'm ok so far.

 

A day at the vet

March 25th 2016 7:11 am
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We went to the vet today and they swabbed my ears with sterile buds. The vet says they are going to send them for a bacteria culture. They gonna grow the bacteria! Grosses.

The vet also recommended putting me on antibiotics and she said maybe my allergies are caused by dust mites. I think that's the end of my Lexus mat.

At the vet, we met a cat called Mr Bean and a pug called Doris. And a woman who kept apologising to her dog after she picked him up from his surgery.

We like all of them.

 

It's you

March 25th 2016 7:10 am
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Crispy is back from Azerbaijan and came to our house today. The slut picked a flower again for fomfomfom and she accepted it to her guileless detriment. She suddenly found that she had to bring him out to a mall for a train ride and an ice cream. He said, "You need to change?" and inspected the t-shirt she applied to wear. That should teach her not to accept flowers from strange children.

And he calls ah ma Hippo. I think that's rather apt.

 

Ah ma is the boss

March 25th 2016 7:08 am
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Ah ma saw that my ears are in bad shape and she told fomfomfom very sternly to stop feeding me roo. She said, "Stop giving her kangaroo."

Fomfomfom could only nod meekly.

 

Our car

March 18th 2016 4:55 am
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Fomfomfom's car was like caked in one inch of mud and she finally decided to wash it. Our uncle U S saw her with a tiny pail and pounced on her, and practically washed the car for her. It must have been a thorn in his side for five years.

Fomfomfom's so embarrassing.

 

Butt crack

March 18th 2016 4:52 am
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They were talking about the weather last night and how it is very hot around here these days. Then ah bee said maybe we should let xp wear a bikini then she wouldn't feel so hot. Ludicrous as usual, I know but wait for it. 2 seconds after she said that, I saw her eyes widen and she exclaimed, "And xp wouldn't get a wedgie because she has no butt crack!" And they marvelled at how it took them 12 years to discover I have no butt crack.

Help.

 
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