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Durian season

June 23rd 2015 8:12 am
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They're eating poop, I told ah ma. But ah ma didn't scold them. Tomorrow I shall tell the vet woman they eat poop.

Ah bee says I'm a little tattle-tale.


Farewell so long and goodbye

June 22nd 2015 3:26 am
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The bandits told us they are going back to Australia for good in August. We were sad to hear that.

Then Sammy said loudly and proudly, "I'm not coming back!"

That bad girl.


Another first

June 21st 2015 4:21 am
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Yesterday was momentous coz I ate a fishball. Today is momentous coz ah ma took a selfie. They had dressed up to go to a wedding dinner. Ah bee had to run away when ah ma told her coz she was giggling so bad.

Ah ma and technology is magic.



June 20th 2015 4:24 am
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Ah ma made fishball soup and it smelled delicious. So I asked ah bee for her fishball. Yes, ah ma only allocated each person one fishball.

Oooh fish balls are wunnerful. It's my first time. Ah bee was so sorry that she didn't have more to give me that she gave me some char siew.

Now we must hope that I'm not allergic to fishballs.


Fake go pro

June 19th 2015 5:54 am
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Ah bee bought a Posh action camera. That's just a fake go pro. She says they need to capture my expressions when they play with me. And because they are so cheap, they didn't buy a head strap for it. They simply fashioned some weird strap that came with the camera and stuck it to their foreheads. Then they kept sticking their heads in my face.

They don't know how stupid they look. I should get my own go pro and get some footage of their stupidity.


All grown up

June 18th 2015 6:03 am
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Today we saw dolly and she was wearing pink panties. Daddy forgot to remove the panties and dolly peed in it. We giggled and mr k was regretful.

Mrs k won't be amused.


RIP Coco

June 17th 2015 8:46 am
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My Coco gorgor has passed away.



June 16th 2015 8:23 am
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Cha went out and I was left at home with ah bee and her boyfriend. And of all the movies to watch, they decided that they wanted to see Jurassic Park again.

What a horrible show. I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight. They can't let children watch this.

And they kept calling me a velociraptor. Fomfomfom used to call me a triceratops baby. I wish they would make up their minds.



June 15th 2015 7:26 pm
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I hear my brother is doing better. Hopefully the meds work.

It's very boring without ah ma and fomfomfom at home. There's no one to watch bad dog with. But they tell me ah ma is having a great time. I guess she deserves a break.

But I'll be happy to see them back tomorrow. Plus ah bee is killing all her plants.



June 14th 2015 7:41 am
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They tell me my brother Coco has been hospitalized. There was blood in his pee and the vet says his white blood cells are killing his red blood cells.

I am very sad.

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