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Quad bike

October 26th 2016 4:19 am
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Ah bee said she went to ride a quad bike and the lamb babies followed her coz they thought she's their mummy. Ah bee said they were so cute and asked me if she might bring one back. I said no, coz I'm the only baby at home but fomfomfom nudged me and whispered in my ear that the lamb baby will grow up to become lamb chop and lamb rack.

Ok.

 

Bad ones

October 25th 2016 4:32 am
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Today we heard about more of Dudu and jack's misdeeds. The new boy chihuahua's owner told us he was attacked by the two little creatures yesterday and they bit him. It was the same thing that happened to the White terrier belonging to the lady who spoke to us about monkeys again today. I think I shall call her auntie monkey.

Maybe the monkey will eat Dudu.

 

Bath day

October 24th 2016 4:03 am
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Fomfomfom bathed me with ah ma. She didn't quite know what to do so she shampooed my tail. Then she told me I have a very naughty face.

Ah ma did more useful things. She changed my face towel. Now it's a green one.

Coz ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Drizzly evening

October 23rd 2016 4:07 am
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It was a drizzly day so I put on my drizzly day face. Ah bee said why do I look so cute and bade fomfomfom ask me. I didn't want to tell her so fomfomfom promised to ask me again later.

Then I thought a drizzly day was a good day to eat pear so I asked fomfomfom to feed me pear. It was nice.

 

Unwell

October 22nd 2016 6:36 am
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Today I went under a car and slurped something up. An hour later, I threw up. Fomfomfom said it looked like I had eaten shit. Then she told ah bee and ah ma about it and scolded me and said she was going to take money from my shoebox if I have diarrhoea and have to see the vet.

She's not the loving maternal sort.

 

We are mindful

October 21st 2016 3:40 am
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Today fomfomfom went to the library. That sounds like a title to a children's book. Anyway, she told me she saw a book called Mindfulness for Dummies. She wondered if she should borrow it for Coffee.

But he can't read.

 

Goal!

October 20th 2016 4:25 am
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Today I wanted to go forward but I couldn't. It was most unnerving. Fomfomfom didn't help me but she started taking pictures of me. Then she pushed my head backwards but I didn't want to go backwards. I was starting to get really upset so I twisted my head every which way and then I was free. Then I wanted to dash off but fomfomfom won't let me. It was terrible. Then she finally thought to lift the net and off I went.

What on earth is a net?

 

Wednesday

October 19th 2016 3:37 am
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We realised with a start that today is Wednesday and holy mother was due to descend upon us at any moment. But the minutes passed bravely and she didn't materialise and we checked our watch and then we crept away holding our breaths.

It's our lucky day.

 

The shih tzu and the bag

October 18th 2016 4:46 am
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I haven't seen ah bee all day today. Then I remembered she was going to New Zealand first thing this morning. And she had made grand plans to declare at the New Zealand customs, yes, I have panadol, vinegar and a shih tzu in my bag.

Only she discovered to her dismay I wasn't in her bag. That's coz I was sleeping when she left the house. And fomfomfom triumphantly informed ah bee the shih tzu is in her bag. Don't kid yourself, ah bee scoffed. You're in her bag.

My bag.

 

Test scores

October 17th 2016 8:54 am
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Last night fomfomfom and ah bee were both out so cha had to feed me my supper. Well it was cha so I ate 95 kibble without any fuss and went to bed. Ah bee started complaining about how she has to feed me 3 times and I'd eat a few kibble each time. Most of the time it's in the single digits. Fomfomfom proudly said she only has to feed me twice and I would eat 30 to 40 each time.

It's almost like it's an exam and the number of kibble she eats is our score, they say.

Guess who failed.

 
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