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Bacon sandwich

April 19th 2015 5:48 am
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Cha has been sharing her breakfast with me these 2 days. Bacon sandwich. It's real yummers but I don't think I will get it tomorrow morning. It feels like a weekend special.

I don't mind. Can't wait for next weekend.

 

Where is ah bee?

April 18th 2015 4:54 am
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I was bored in the afternoon so I sat in the middle of the house and barked and barked. Fomfomfom ignored me so Cha brought me down. It was raining heavily and I couldn't poo or pee and we came back after just half an hour. Then the rain stopped and fomfomfom brought me down again so I may finish my business and have some fun.

I shall just bark and bark at them in future. What great fun.

 

Weight issues

April 17th 2015 8:49 am
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Ah bee showed fomfomfom a picture of herself 5 years ago. They both thought she looked like a pig. I think so too. Giggles.

We met mop's mummy today and she's real glad to know that my back is better. She tells us mop is on a diet coz he's too fat and his back can't take that weight.

I've never had a weight problem.

 

Sunshine

April 16th 2015 7:13 am
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I'm starting to put together that I get to go to the balcony once a day. After that, the barrier goes up. It's not the carefree days of yore.

But I'll take it.

 

Kids

April 15th 2015 5:42 am
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Today Sammy told us that when she grows up, she'll have an iPhone and an iPad. So ah bee told Sammy to give her a call when she gets that iPhone.

That was when Nicky exclaimed and said, "But when Sammy grows up, you'll be dead what!"

We don't know what goes on in that undeveloped brain of his.

 

Name-calling

April 14th 2015 7:38 am
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Ah bee said I look like a worm with a bad-arse haircut.

I think she's just jealous her haircut yesterday isn't as nice as mine.

 

'tzu

April 13th 2015 9:16 am
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I was napping just now and then there was a loud pop. It gave us all a fright. We thought maybe a light bulb exploded. Turns out a can of coke had spontaneously blown its tab off. No wonder the other day we found a can of coke without its tab. Mystery solved.

Now we are just wondering what's with the poor can quality that cannot withstand the pressure of the gas in there. Terrible.

 

Haircut

April 12th 2015 7:10 am
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It's been more than two months; they finally gave me a haircut today. They were so afraid I'd hurt my back the haircut was finished in 40 minutes. It was a rough and ready job, but ah ma praised it, and everyone in the house also did. It's not a journey this time from bugs to bow-wow, they tell me. It's gonna be from bak-kaks to bow-wow.

It was like a burden lifted off me. I felt so light and my appetite returned and I performed dinner for them. Everyone was so pleased. They said even my personality has changed with the haircut. What a wonderful child I am.

I'm so cute.

 

I don't feel so hot

April 11th 2015 8:10 am
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Fomfomfom got mad at me because I refused to eat my dinner. I didn't eat until 5 hours later.

Now they know I'm not feeling well. I hope they are sorry.

 

Useless

April 10th 2015 7:02 am
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Yesterday Sammy played plants vs zombies on fomfomfom's iPhone. After a while, we looked to see how she was doing and it was a horror. She didn't know to plant any plants but zapped all the zombies with lightning using coins. Fomfomfom was aghast.

And she didn't even clear the level.

 
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