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Our car

March 18th 2016 4:55 am
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Fomfomfom's car was like caked in one inch of mud and she finally decided to wash it. Our uncle U S saw her with a tiny pail and pounced on her, and practically washed the car for her. It must have been a thorn in his side for five years.

Fomfomfom's so embarrassing.

 

Butt crack

March 18th 2016 4:52 am
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They were talking about the weather last night and how it is very hot around here these days. Then ah bee said maybe we should let xp wear a bikini then she wouldn't feel so hot. Ludicrous as usual, I know but wait for it. 2 seconds after she said that, I saw her eyes widen and she exclaimed, "And xp wouldn't get a wedgie because she has no butt crack!" And they marvelled at how it took them 12 years to discover I have no butt crack.

Help.

 

When Tutu meets the Holy Mother

March 16th 2016 7:09 am
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Whoa.

 

Child abuse

March 16th 2016 7:05 am
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Ah ma was supposed to go meet some Chinese relatives who are in town tonight but I guess it was too late by the time they got back to the hotel so no one called her. That means she probably wouldn't have the chance to pass to them the tcm medicine she wanted to have brought to her brother. Ah bee tells me it's real funky, the medicine. Because ah bee can't swallow pills, small as they are, ah ma would press them into a slice of bread and have little ah bee eat the piece of bread. It went crunch crunch. Very nasty, she told us. They all had a good laugh about ah ma's parenting skills.

Well maybe for them but ah ma loves me very much. She saw that I'm scratching more and she immediately washed all my towels and Buttons.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Rainy days

March 14th 2016 6:45 am
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It's been raining for two evenings now, it's such a bummer. And then fomfomfom gave me the ten minute bath again, it's so boring. My ears are squishy again but fomfomfom will bring the gunk to the vet tomorrow so I don't have to go.

That's quite clever.

 

The roo life

March 13th 2016 7:16 pm
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I have been getting roo every day. I have to ask for it every time but they always give in. After some feeble protests, of course. I don't know why they bother; it's not like anyone can resist me.

Roo's so good.

 

Tennis ball

March 12th 2016 5:56 am
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Today we met fomfomfom's friend Ed playing tennis. He was very nice and insisted on giving me a tennis ball. But I'm not a ball whore; I only like my volleyball Mikasa. So we left the tennis ball in front of the coconut tree for dolly.

She really likes them balls.

 

Sacrifice

March 11th 2016 8:40 am
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Ah bee has this tshirt Cha bought for her from Peru - it's got a picture of a monkey priest holding up and offering a guinea pig as sacrifice. Ah bee likes to pretend she's the monkey and me the guinea pig. She'd wear the tshirt and hold me up and then someone would get a picture of us. I am not a willing party to this stupidity.

So a day after the solar eclipse, Ah bee came running down from her room and said loudly to me, "Xp, we forgot to sacrifice you to the sun yesterday!"

Well, thank goodness.

 

A dream

March 10th 2016 5:46 am
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Ah bee said she had a nightmare last night involving lots of rats. I was a central character too.

In which case it must have been a very nice dream.

 

'Clipse

March 9th 2016 6:19 pm
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I was on my morning walk when it happened. I forgot about it and when everything turned much darker, I told cha the world's ending. She only laughed and told me not to be silly. Anyway it was over in no time at all and life carried on as usual.

I didn't get the doggles though.

 
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