He's a woman she's a man

We read in the papers today that there's an aspiring local singer who decided to raise his profile by getting a boob job. Not pecs, breasts. But he doesn't intend to become a woman. He will just be a man with breasts. And he hopes to appear in his favourite male singer's music video as the female lead.

He's got everyone so confused with his confusion.

But he says he's happy so we are happy for him too.

It lingers

I was hiding under the side table last night with my ball and bottle. Then Fomfomfom stuck her head in under the table so I let one rip.

It's an enclosed space. That'd teach her.

2 days ago

That day I spied a baby lizard so I chased it ferociously. I was very almost upon it when it suddenly stopped. Maybe it missed its mother. Anyway, it stopped, so I stopped too. I have no interest in unchallenging things.

I guess it's a big lizard now.

Hot and hotter

Ok, they bathed me today. No big deal.

We read in the papers today the hot spell will last till September. It is rather terribly hot these days.

My nose was so wet just now.

Shhh

They seem to have forgotten I'm overdue for a bath.

I'm not complaining.

Generosity

Tonight at 845 I told my mamas I wanted to eat my supper. They were so surprised coz it's a new record. I usually eat at 9 plus. They can't blame me coz they feed me so little I'm always hungry.

So fomfomfom fed me 5 more kibble. Big whoop.

Hot hot hot

It's been so hot these couple of days my mamas keep complaining about how they need to bathe 6 times a day.

It's a real good thing Fomfomfom cut my hair earlier.

Whee.

Too kind

Ah ma went to the casino today and ah bee had to do some laundry. So she fired up the washing machine and asked me if I wanted a launder.

Well, no, thank you!

Mother's Day

It's mother's day and they took ah ma out for a musical. I think ah ma had a good time.

I'm gonna call my mummy to wish her a happy mother's day.

Scratch my back

That day I told ah bee and fomfomfom I wanted some of the potato chips they were eating. They couldn't say no coz they were stuffing their faces and didn't want to look selfish, I suppose. It was sweet chilli and sour cream flavour, and I liked it. But they were stingy with it. And only after they'd licked the flavoring off. They're gross that way.

Anyway, they were doubtful about it coz there was dairy stuff in the flavoring and I might be allergic. And now I have all these pimples on my back and how itchy they are. I'd already retired for the night just now, but now I decided I wanted to come out and get fomfomfom to scratch my back.

They caused my allergy. Of course they gotta pay for it.