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He's a woman she's a manMay 20th 2013 9:20 am[ Leave A Comment ]
We read in the papers today that there's an aspiring local singer who decided to raise his profile by getting a boob job. Not pecs, breasts. But he doesn't intend to become a woman. He will just be a man with breasts. And he hopes to appear in his favourite male singer's music video as the female lead.
It lingersMay 19th 2013 7:39 am[ Leave A Comment ]
I was hiding under the side table last night with my ball and bottle. Then Fomfomfom stuck her head in under the table so I let one rip.
2 days agoMay 18th 2013 6:49 am[ Leave A Comment ]
That day I spied a baby lizard so I chased it ferociously. I was very almost upon it when it suddenly stopped. Maybe it missed its mother. Anyway, it stopped, so I stopped too. I have no interest in unchallenging things.
Hot and hotterMay 17th 2013 9:10 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Ok, they bathed me today. No big deal.
ShhhMay 16th 2013 8:23 am[ Leave A Comment ]
They seem to have forgotten I'm overdue for a bath.
GenerosityMay 15th 2013 8:02 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Tonight at 845 I told my mamas I wanted to eat my supper. They were so surprised coz it's a new record. I usually eat at 9 plus. They can't blame me coz they feed me so little I'm always hungry.
Hot hot hotMay 14th 2013 8:42 am[ Leave A Comment ]
It's been so hot these couple of days my mamas keep complaining about how they need to bathe 6 times a day.
Too kindMay 13th 2013 7:36 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Ah ma went to the casino today and ah bee had to do some laundry. So she fired up the washing machine and asked me if I wanted a launder.
Mother's DayMay 12th 2013 8:43 am[ Leave A Comment ]
It's mother's day and they took ah ma out for a musical. I think ah ma had a good time.
Scratch my backMay 11th 2013 8:21 am[ Leave A Comment ]
That day I told ah bee and fomfomfom I wanted some of the potato chips they were eating. They couldn't say no coz they were stuffing their faces and didn't want to look selfish, I suppose. It was sweet chilli and sour cream flavour, and I liked it. But they were stingy with it. And only after they'd licked the flavoring off. They're gross that way.
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