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Cold evening

November 17th 2014 6:08 am
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Ah bee was eating a baguette for dessert after dinner so I asked her to carry me up to the couch so I may sit right beside her. Then we shared the baguette and I thought it was delicious.

Ah bee said what a darling I was, to share a baguette with her on a cold evening.

 

Pinged

November 16th 2014 6:27 am
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So last night ah ma, Cha and ah bee went to attend a wedding dinner, leaving fomfomfom and me at home. It was very quiet with only the two of us and I was a little bored so I decided to ping her. I looked at her for a while when she was scratching my neck and then I'll stare at her shoulder so it looks like I'm looking at something behind her. Giggles. It totally spooked her and she immediately went to sit on the sofa so her back is against the wall.

She was so relieved when they finally came home. Hehe.

 

Name calling

November 15th 2014 6:46 am
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Ah am came back bearing a piece of roast pork coz her niece got married today. Then she waved it in front of my nose. Then I had a bit of it for lunch.

This was despite ah ma calling me names yesterday. She called me a Fatty Pom Pom. But I don't allow such things to get me down. I'm resilient that way. Tonight they went for a ten course wedding dinner.

Tomorrow I shall call ah ma a Fatty Pom Pom.

 

Someone's clever

November 14th 2014 1:02 am
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But the person is not ah ma. They gave her a free room but she lost more than 6 times the cost of the stay in the casino.

I think I want to open a casino.And I only need one person to come to my casino.

 

Staycation

November 13th 2014 1:04 am
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The casino gave ah ma two free nights' stay at their hotels coz you know, she's such a whale. So anyway she'll be gambling all day and all night and I'll only get to see her tomorrow. I don't have a good feeling about this. And true enough, ah bee just told us ah ma's on a losing streak.

At least there's the free hotel stay. Which she totally paid for. Giggles.

 

Stupid and morbid

November 12th 2014 5:04 am
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Ah bee was driving today when she saw a police tent with a body underneath. So she told us to feed Benny's morbid interest and tell him she saw a dead person today. Me and fomfomfom, we duly informed Benny later in the evening. We tried very hard to tell him, and he seemed to be listening intently. OMG!, he exclaimed, sister number 3 is dead?!

We felt like kicking him off his bicycle.

 

Adapt or die

November 11th 2014 3:48 am
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I brought out my green towel as usual about four o'clock. Usually there would be applause and wonderment at the scene, but I realized, with the towel in my mouth, that there was no one in the living room today. What was a girl to do.

So I went into ah ma's room. Where there were living beings. There was even greater applause and praise than usual. How clever! How cute! Oh! Oh! Oh!

I'm so clever.

 

Happy birthday Ah ma

November 10th 2014 6:55 am
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It's my ah ma's birthday today. It's also my month birthday; I am 131 months old!

So just now Ah ma held a magazine with a picture of a gorilla in front of me. My mamas were so puzzled and they thought Ah ma was trying to scare me with the picture. But she wasn't; Ah ma likes to show me interesting things she sees. Like how she would ask me to watch tv whenever she sees cute doggeroos on.

My ah ma and I, we have something real special.

 

Abandoned baby bottom

November 9th 2014 8:00 am
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Fomfomfom has been reading this book on japanese candlesticks, and evidently came across something that she really likes. She and ah bee keep saying "abandoned baby bottom" at each other and then they keep slapping my backside. I don't like it at all.

When they said "abandoned baby top", I fled.

 

The bandit brothers

November 8th 2014 4:01 am
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Today we told Nicky to hang on while we walked in front of him. He stopped whatever he was doing with his soccer ball and we sashayed across. Suddenly, he took aim and kicked the ball hard, right at me. It would have hit me if fomfomfom had not scrambled to deflect it. As it was, something hit me slightly on the face anyway, either fomfomfom's foot or the ball.

Oh how angry fomfomfom was. She tore Nicky apart and I think he's probably still crying. He tried to explain he wanted to kick the ball to his friend but couldn't explain why he thought the ball might pass right through me. Then he disappeared and we heard he was crying. I think he deserves it.

And Benny. He's so morbid these days. He asked ah bee a week ago about our grandmother and we informed him one of our grandmothers is dead. The next few days he kept telling sammy our granny has died. Today, he asked fomfomfom if she has seen a dead person and told us that he saw his mother dead when he was a baby.

Well, we know his parents are in Tokyo for a vacation.

 
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