The new knife

Fomfomfom happily went out and bought a knife for cutting my pork, coz she said the knife at home is too blunt. Promptly, she sliced her thumb open coz the new knife was so great. Now we know why the mozzies grew slow and stupid after feasting on fomfomfom's blood. That's some retarded blood.

Anyway, I'm not complaining. Fomfomfom couldn't brush my teeth tonight coz her thumb was all plastered up. Giggles.

Slow mozzies

Yesterday, fomfomfom was giving me a belly rub when she spied something black on the floor. She hit it with her palm and it exploded in blood. A mozzie. We were so surprised.

Today, fomfomfom was sweeping the floor when her broom started leaving a bloody trail. She bent down to take a closer look and found a mozzie on the floor. Oh my. This must be the first time in history a mozzie was killed by a broom. Fomfomfom had to go take a wet tissue to wipe the blood off the floor.

I wonder whose blood the mozzies had been feeding on to make them so sluggish and stupid. I'm guessing it's fomfomfom's.

Ah ma is back!

Ah ma was so hardworking today. She washed the balcony, wiped the furniture, cooked lunch and dinner, did the laundry, and more! I think it must have been her guilt at leaving us more or less like orphans over the past month.

I wonder if she'll go to the casino this week.

Bye!

The relatives from china went back today. Whee. I hope ah ma will now stay at home more and give me belly rubs.

I've barely seen her all month.

Who cares

So ah bee sent over a lousy photo of a bright eyed kangaroo taken at night. Ok, mebbe they are nocturnal. Or mebbe this kangaroo had insomnia.

I don't really care. I'm tired, I'm going to bed.

A hot hot day

Fomfomfom went grocery shopping and when she came back, she asked Cha what I have been doing. Cha said I have been galloping around the house and that she scolded me coz I might throw up my breakfast. I was so indignant. I mean, who gallops? Not me. I'm not a horse.

Anyway, shortly after, fomfomfom cooked me liver for lunch as a treat. Yummy. Then we napped and I started shouting in my sleep and fomfomfom giggled and so on.

Just a normal day.

Stupid

Yesterday ah bee went to a resort at the margaret river. Last night she informed me that there were kangaroos around and that she'll send me a picture today.

So this morning I asked her where my picture was. She said she can't find them. Kangaroos must be nocturnal!

I doubt it.

I'm the cutest thing in the world

Ah ma's brother and his youngest daughter from china came to our house when I was on my evening walk. I saw them when fomfomfom carried me in to wash my feet and my tail started wagging. Fomfomfom still insisted on going through with the whole long process of washing my feet 4 times. I was so anxious to get out there and start greeting them. After all, I'm the hostess with the mostess. Luckily, fomfomfom was nice and didn't brush my teeth and file my nails after the feet washing.

So it was my first time meeting that niece of ah ma's, and I jumped jumped jumped. Then I licked them all over and everyone was so happy. They left soon after and I was all tuckered out. I told fomfomfom I wanted to eat my supper at 920 and by 10 I was snoozing.

How tired I am.

A day with fomfomfom

The foochow dumplings went bad. Coz ah ma thought ah bee might want to eat them for supper and left it outside and then they sat outside for the whole night. *Sulk*

Then today I was left alone with fomfomfom for the whole day coz ah ma and cha went to entertain the china relatives. We started napping at 1130am and woke up at 2pm. In the evening, I pooped twice and then fomfomfom forgot to wipe my backside when we got home. She still hasn't done it, so I'll be going to bed with a dirty backside I guess.

I heard fomfomfom tell cha there'll be a project for the next 5 days to file my nails. I hate it.

I'm a foo chow girl

Ah ma cooked foochow dumpling soup so of course ah bee fed me 2 dumplings. But I'd already had my dinner by then so I was stuffed. Fomfomfom then informed ah ma that in future cases of foo chow dumpling soup, I'm to have them for dinner. None of my usual boring boiled pork. So happy I am. It seems that my menu recently has been conscientiously improved. Whee.

And it seems there are 2 leftover dumplings for my snack tomorrow.

In other news, I saw ah bee lug her luggage down. I didn't bother asking her where she's going. One simply can't be bothered anymore.