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Pink!

June 5th 2015 4:00 am
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We saw Sammy at a distance and she immediately ran pitter-patter to us to deliver kisses. So cute.

My nose is peeling off its black and turning pink. No doubt I shall end up with a pink nose. And mebbe lips too. Luckily I always describe myself in vet records as black white and pink.

Now a bit pinker.

 

A very nice day

June 4th 2015 9:22 am
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Ah bee went to collect her new passport today. We thought she might have to wait maybe 30 minutes in line to collect it but no. All it took was 2 minutes and the machine spat out her new passport like an atm spits out cash. Only in Singapore, she exclaimed proudly.

And I saw a helicopter on the road today. It was on a trailer and stuck in a jam. What a funny and fantastic sight.

We also had good weather today. How lovely.

 

Pigs

June 3rd 2015 7:52 am
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I saw on tv this pig mummy give birth to 7 piglets. Some of the little piglets are covered in polka dots. Giggles. How undignified. But so cute u know. They totter on their tiny legs. Ah bee and Cha refused to say they're never eating bacon again.

And there was a picture of a Shih tzu on Facebook with her ears done up in pigtails.

Oh very dear.

 

Bo jio

June 2nd 2015 8:37 am
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The weather has been a killer lately. It's been terribly hot and it's not just us; many people have died in India from this heatwave and even the roads have melted.

So we were mighty glad when it finally rained this evening. There was a nice draft in front of the kitchen so I slept there while they watched TV. Later they found out I found a nice cool spot and didn't share the info with them. Ah bee got upset and said they always ask me into air conditioned rooms and I should have told them about the nice spot I found.

I didn't think I did anything wrong but to pacify her I ignored fom and paid attention only to her after that.

It worked. Takes so little you know.

 

Guilty dogs

June 1st 2015 3:52 am
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Ah bee showed ah ma YouTube videos of guilty dogs. I think those dogs are so stupid. Fomfomfom wondered if I ever looked guilty and ah bee said never, coz I'm so superior. The only time I might have been guilty was when I kept eating my poop when I was young and then I ran away whenever they came chasing after me.

I categorically deny such a thing ever happened.

 

Cha's finger

May 31st 2015 6:24 am
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Cha was wiping the dining table just now and she was trying to rub something off with her finger. Her finger was wet and so there was a screeching sound when she did. I would have none of that sound so I barked whenever I heard it. And she kept doing it so I kept barking.

So fomfomfom whipped out her phone and filmed the whole thing.

They are always making fun of me. And calling me a big silly.

 

Burp

May 30th 2015 7:44 am
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Ah ma fried up cornflour coated liver for me and it was yummers. Then after my bath, I had some char siew. They even offered me some apple chips but I said no thanks. It smelt sour; maybe it has gone bad and they shouldn't be eating it either.

A very delicious day nonetheless.

 

Ah ma's tv Part II

May 29th 2015 4:02 am
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Ah ma bought a new tv today. She bought the most expensive one of the lot, then came back and declared it's too small. Then we watched Bad Dog together.

It's quite a good tv.

 

Ah ma's tv

May 28th 2015 6:56 am
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Yesterday ah ma's 20 year old box tv died and went to tv heaven. It blinked and that was that. Ah ma wasn't distraught. She immediately made plans to go buy another tv tomorrow. No old models, please, oh no.

And today I caught her watching Bad Dog on my tv. Gasp. The cheek of that woman.

Anyway, contenders for the baddest dog award include a pig and a cat. It's a strange world.

 

C'est too much

May 27th 2015 3:00 am
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Ah bee took a photo of me yawning and she sent it to everyone. Then they spent the whole day admiring the photo.

They are so creepy.

 
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