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September 6th 2015 9:49 am
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It's election season and I have been waiting for our member of parliament to come to our house. He came knocking on our door today but I slept through it. No one thought of waking me up. I wanted to shake his hand too.

Fomfomfom told me not to be angry; she'd buy me a ticket for the annual mid autumn festival party coming up in about a month and I can go shake his hand then.

It's just not the same.


Election season

September 5th 2015 4:20 am
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Yesterday we received the polling cards in the post. Everyone had one except for me. I asked ah bee and she told me to call the government for my card. We think maybe they'll give me one if I explain that I really really want to vote. Then fomfomfom reminds us the real reason why I don't have a card is coz I'm not yet 21 years old.

But of course.


Gian png

September 4th 2015 8:43 am
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They went to the bank today and came back with so many freebies. There were vouchers, a hotel stay and golf umbrellas. I heard ah bee the cheapskate tried to ask for 1 more umbrella but the bank man pretended not to hear her.

She is quite embarrassing.



September 3rd 2015 6:22 am
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Today China had a parade to mark the 70th anniversary of the end of WWII. It was grand and ah ma was so excited about it. She loved the marching so much she made fomfomfom and ah bee watch the actual parade and then the repeat.

I prefer to sleep.


That little dolly

September 2nd 2015 9:17 am
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We were sitting at block 10 today and we thought we heard some noise behind us. Well, fomfomfom and I did anyway. 1 second later, we saw dolly's head appearing at ah bee's feet and fomfomfom said, "Alamak!" It gave ah bee a fright coz she thought maybe it's a rat by her foot.

Dolly is so stealthy. Mr K needs to put a cowbell on her.



September 1st 2015 3:32 am
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Yesterday we met supernut and he told us he just went to watch Inside Out and then he kissed me.

Today we met Jojo and he yakked at us for an hour and then he kissed me.

Little boys are so cute.


Only the lousiest

August 31st 2015 8:48 am
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Fomfomfom was busy discoursing yesterday on my walk she didn't realize I had pooped. And then she stepped on it and wouldn't have realized if Ah bee hadn't screamed at her.

This reminds me of the time I pooped in her room and she stepped on it. She hadn't realized that time either but it was a lot more egregious then because she was barefoot and walked all around the house after. Ah ma was outraged and said she's the lousiest thing.

Fun times.


Summer the baby

August 30th 2015 4:23 am
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We met summer today. She sniffed my butt and decided to stick around. So she plonked herself before ah bee and her mummy was so helpless. She said summer's got this refuse-to-budge habit and people laugh at her. I think she just needs a good beating. Finally mummy got her to move with promises and begging and a bit of pulling.

Then we met boboi the crow and my day was complete. Animals are ridiculous.


My ear

August 29th 2015 7:31 am
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Fomfomfom cut my hair today because it's so hot. I want to say she's getting better at it (coz she can finish everything in 45 minutes) but she's not. Today she snipped my ear and it bled. I guess I should be thankful she didn't cut it off like poor Bling's. I still went around telling everyone she cut my ear off.

It got me some liver.


Missed it

August 28th 2015 4:00 am
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Today is the 15th day of the 7th lunar month. I waited for the banana man to come with his army to make offerings and pray but he didn't show up. It was such a grand affair in previous years. Then I was about to go home and I saw him pottering around his van filled with all the offerings.


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