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The new knifeApril 25th 2013 8:36 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Fomfomfom happily went out and bought a knife for cutting my pork, coz she said the knife at home is too blunt. Promptly, she sliced her thumb open coz the new knife was so great. Now we know why the mozzies grew slow and stupid after feasting on fomfomfom's blood. That's some retarded blood.
Slow mozziesApril 24th 2013 8:33 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Yesterday, fomfomfom was giving me a belly rub when she spied something black on the floor. She hit it with her palm and it exploded in blood. A mozzie. We were so surprised.
Ah ma is back!April 23rd 2013 7:40 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Ah ma was so hardworking today. She washed the balcony, wiped the furniture, cooked lunch and dinner, did the laundry, and more! I think it must have been her guilt at leaving us more or less like orphans over the past month.
Bye!April 22nd 2013 8:02 am[ Leave A Comment ]
The relatives from china went back today. Whee. I hope ah ma will now stay at home more and give me belly rubs.
Who caresApril 21st 2013 7:33 am[ Leave A Comment | 1 person already has ]
So ah bee sent over a lousy photo of a bright eyed kangaroo taken at night. Ok, mebbe they are nocturnal. Or mebbe this kangaroo had insomnia.
A hot hot dayApril 20th 2013 7:13 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Fomfomfom went grocery shopping and when she came back, she asked Cha what I have been doing. Cha said I have been galloping around the house and that she scolded me coz I might throw up my breakfast. I was so indignant. I mean, who gallops? Not me. I'm not a horse.
StupidApril 19th 2013 7:07 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Yesterday ah bee went to a resort at the margaret river. Last night she informed me that there were kangaroos around and that she'll send me a picture today.
I'm the cutest thing in the worldApril 18th 2013 7:36 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Ah ma's brother and his youngest daughter from china came to our house when I was on my evening walk. I saw them when fomfomfom carried me in to wash my feet and my tail started wagging. Fomfomfom still insisted on going through with the whole long process of washing my feet 4 times. I was so anxious to get out there and start greeting them. After all, I'm the hostess with the mostess. Luckily, fomfomfom was nice and didn't brush my teeth and file my nails after the feet washing.
A day with fomfomfomApril 17th 2013 7:27 am[ Leave A Comment ]
The foochow dumplings went bad. Coz ah ma thought ah bee might want to eat them for supper and left it outside and then they sat outside for the whole night. *Sulk*
I'm a foo chow girlApril 16th 2013 7:39 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Ah ma cooked foochow dumpling soup so of course ah bee fed me 2 dumplings. But I'd already had my dinner by then so I was stuffed. Fomfomfom then informed ah ma that in future cases of foo chow dumpling soup, I'm to have them for dinner. None of my usual boring boiled pork. So happy I am. It seems that my menu recently has been conscientiously improved. Whee.
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