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Cubone

November 3rd 2016 5:22 am
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There is a Pokemon who wears his mother's skull on his head coz he's so sad at her death. He would weep and howl at night in mourning. Ah bee told me and fomfomfom and we were all so sad. He's our favourite Pokemon now.

He evolves to become a strong and fierce Pokemon. We must all learn from him.

 

CPF

November 2nd 2016 6:18 pm
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There was talk of topping up their CPF and enjoying the power of compound interest. That got me interested so I said to put my shoebox into my CPF. They sadly told me I don't have a CPF account. That's outrageous. The next time Mr Tharman Sir comes to our house I'm going to ask him why and he'd better have a good answer ready for me.

Hmph.

 

Boi boi

November 1st 2016 4:50 am
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It's not that one has bad feelings towards him. Every time we see him, in fact, we try to engage him. Today banana man prompted a new performance. "Papa love Boi Boi," he tried to get the bird to say.

I didn't hear it above the threats by ah bee and fomfomfom to drown them both in spit. Maybe I didn't want to. Papa and Boi Boi are 'gustin'.

 

Poor yuki

October 31st 2016 6:20 am
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Today we found out that the Westie who drags her owner running up and down the canal is called yuki. And we did because a stupid cyclist tried to squeeze past yuki and a concrete marker and yuki barked at her. She almost fell off her bike and the owner held yuki's muzzle and scolded her. That's how we know her name.

I saw the whole thing and I think it's that cyclist's fault.

 

Ah bee's back

October 30th 2016 7:38 am
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This morning when we went home after my morning walk, cha handed me to someone who squeezed me and squeezed me and it was bewildering. They said she was ah bee and I had to rack my brains. Ah bee who? Oh it dawned on me with difficulty but I was realised in the end.

Ok, so ah bee's back with unsavoury details like how constipated she is. We don't care. Did u see Dudu and jack's new ride? It was a tricycle that belongs to the maid. Where does one get a grown up tricycle these days? How much time do they spend thinking up new rides for those two creatures?

Mind-boggling.

 

Luna

October 29th 2016 4:15 am
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I heard from moggie's little girl that luna got sent back to the animal shelter coz she bit her daddy and daddy had to have hand surgery. Oh dear. It's so sad moggie lost her friend but I guess it's not too bad coz no one bullies her now. Though I'm sure I'd rather have a bully friend. Dunno. It's hard.

It's alright though, I guess. Luna got adopted already.

 

Rain

October 28th 2016 3:47 am
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It rained in the evening. The weatherman said it might go on for a while, these evening showers. I didn't meet any friend at all, not one. So I barked at a small girl in pink. I don't think she was clever enough to know she offends me. And I didn't poop.

I'm not in a very good mood.

 

Frequency

October 27th 2016 4:18 am
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Today the lady with the white chihuahua asked fomfomfom how often should doggies be bathed. Fomfomfom said I get a bath every week and the lady was shocked. Of course we got anxious and asked her what she thinks it should be. She said, isn't it one month? We said, oh. Why don't you just google it, we don't know.

I thought of the days when I was a month old and ah ma bathed me four days in a row. Giggles.

 

Quad bike

October 26th 2016 4:19 am
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Ah bee said she went to ride a quad bike and the lamb babies followed her coz they thought she's their mummy. Ah bee said they were so cute and asked me if she might bring one back. I said no, coz I'm the only baby at home but fomfomfom nudged me and whispered in my ear that the lamb baby will grow up to become lamb chop and lamb rack.

Ok.

 

Bad ones

October 25th 2016 4:32 am
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Today we heard about more of Dudu and jack's misdeeds. The new boy chihuahua's owner told us he was attacked by the two little creatures yesterday and they bit him. It was the same thing that happened to the White terrier belonging to the lady who spoke to us about monkeys again today. I think I shall call her auntie monkey.

Maybe the monkey will eat Dudu.

 
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