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A dollar

October 20th 2009 7:42 am
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Fomfomfom dug out a dollar coin from her pocket to buy a drink but amanda happened to approach to talk to me, and her eyes lit up at the coin. So fomfomfom gave it to her and she ran off in delight. Eliza came and reproached fomfomfom bitterly why her sister got a dollar but not her. Fomfomfom was ashamed of herself and I think eliza will get a whole dollar to herself tomorrow.


No excuses

October 19th 2009 6:52 am
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Ah bee came back at lunchtime. She had the flu and the doctor excused her from work for the day. I think it's a great way to work and ah bee should try to do that everyday. Amanda is not in school coz she has a week away from school to study for her exams next week. I asked eliza why she's not in school either and she couldn't answer me.

I think she's playing truant.


Snowing in New York

October 18th 2009 7:54 am
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We heard it's 4 degrees in the Big Apple.

And Cha is there in her autumn clothes.



So ladylike

October 17th 2009 9:48 am
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I met the very nice lady with the white bmw today. Her shih tzu is a girl and her name is chako. She has long hair and wears a ribbon. She's got purple shoes and we tried to make friends. I think we're ok though she doesn't seem that interested in me. Her owner's name is xp too. We share the same initials, that's why she's always so nice and friendly to me.

I feel like a tomboy next to chako.


Strange countries

October 16th 2009 7:46 am
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Someone asked ah bee to recommend a lawyer from Guernsey. I'd never heard of guernsey in my life. Neither had fomfomfom. I asked ah bee what a guernsey was. Was it delicious?

Ah bee said it's a country. Like seychelles. One of those countries in the middle of nowhere. Ah, I know seychelles. Like in, I'm picking seashells on the seashore in seychelles, sitting on a see-saw on the seashore counting my seashells in seychelles.

I know seychelles.


Nothing worse than a vengeful cobra

October 15th 2009 7:11 am
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I was fighting with bean bean when the security guard came and told us a cobra was spotted in the compound a couple of days ago. With relish, he said it could be the mate of the cobra that was caught a few months ago. That's what cobras do. They travel in pairs and if one dies, the other one will seek revenge.

They didn't call in the authorities coz it had slithered away by then. Eek. I shall have to be terribly careful from now. All these snakes in singapore. I shall have to consider seriously fomfomfom's proposal to move to new zealand to frolick with the harmless and delicious lambs.


A business idea

October 14th 2009 8:09 am
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I think popped lotus seeds are the bee's knees. They taste like crunchy corn and are full of goodness. I had 2.


Cha goes to New York

October 13th 2009 8:23 am
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I watched tv with fomfomfom and ah bee just now. It was a program about stray and abandoned doggies in singapore, and an outfit called the Action for Singapore Dogs Society. The poor doggies make me want to weep, and I shall empty my shoebox and donate all my money to save these poor doggies.

My very first bag, of thousands to come, of donated gourmet dog food shall be on its way very soon.



October 12th 2009 8:06 am
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I woke up feeling ill. So I decided to self-medicate. I went downstairs and ate a lot of grass. Cha couldn't pull me away.

Then fomfomfom and cha brought me to the vet. The vet woman did the unmentionable again and fomfomfom told her my stummy ain't so great. The vet woman gave me some friendly neighbourhood bacteria that's supposed to be mixed in my food so that my stummy will be strong again. I told her I'll just drink yakult everyday. That didn't fly with her.

I'm resigned to a life of doped food.


The only way to wake

October 11th 2009 7:20 am
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Every morning I wake Cha up by scratching my neck. The bell on my collar will ring and Cha will stir. Then I'll stand on my hind legs and put my front paws on her bed. And I wait, staring at her face so I'm the first thing she sees the moment she opens her eyes.

Cha proudly told Fomfomfom that this is the only way to wake in the morning.

Indeed. She's a lucky one, that.

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