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Man vs food

July 7th 2010 8:24 am
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They always watch man vs food on tv, weekly, like it's a religion or something. Then they'd feel the munchies creep up and start foraging for food. Today, ah bee was inspired to have cup noodles and cha, to fire up the stove and whip up a bowl of instant noodles.

I'm only proud of fomfomfom, who had 4 water apples. It's not true that food always wins in this house.


Ah bee is too free

July 6th 2010 7:40 am
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I think ah bee is too free. Yesterday she went off work at 5 plus for a haircut, today she went to buy cockles and porky things home. The cockles were all bloody and the pork was covered in, get this, milk powder.

Such hazardous things. I should speak with ah bee's bosses to keep her at work. Afterall, she is indentured for a salary.


Youth day

July 5th 2010 8:18 am
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The kids were screaming real early in the afternoon and they disturbed our nap. How irritated we were. It was only later we saw amanda and enquired why she wasn't in school that we learnt it is youth day. That's why the youths were loose.

Between me, a baby, and fomfomfom, a hag, apparently no one saw the relevance of informing us of youth day. Maybe next year I'll be youth enough. Whereas fomfomfom has no hope.



July 4th 2010 7:55 am
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Yesterday Fomfomfom went to celebrate Bling's third birthday. Her mommy and daddy bought her this 80-dollar birthday package; it comes with a strawberry cake, a shepherd's pie and cookies. Fomfomfom doggied-bagged them home for me. The cookies are yums.

Anyway, they're all ashamed Bling had a party so we are going all out for my birthday this year.

Watch this space.


Praise the Octopus

July 3rd 2010 8:38 am
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Paul is glory.


World Cup

July 2nd 2010 9:15 am
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I just watched upsidedown the quarter finals between Brazil and the Netherlands.Oooh, I think many people must have lost money today. Who'd have thunk.

Luckily I kept my hands in my pocket and didn't place a bet. Tomorrow's different, though. I hear Paul the Octopus Oracle has spoken. Germany will win. We can't lose with Paul on our side.

I must go fill up my betting form pronto.


A day for disappearances

July 1st 2010 8:36 am
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I had hardly felt it, but suddenly I can barely see the trains from my window anymore. The new condo has been going up insidiously and in a few days' time, I won't be able to watch the trains go by anymore. I sat and waited for a train tonight.

Ah bee sat down with me and we waited. Later, ah bee led me by hand and I followed her, afterall, we must learn to let go of things. I was coming to grips with my disappearing trains when ah bee disappeared too.

Oh, it was too much. I looked left and right and went into every room, fomfomfom and cha leading the way, providing a live commentary as we went. There was no ah bee! I got really anxious, and ah bee suddenly appeared again.

It seems they had been making fun of me with that disappearing episode. Oh they make me so angry. What insensitive creatures my ah ma raised.


Snake alert

June 30th 2010 7:34 am
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Ah ma saw a black snake in the drain this morning when she was coming back from the market. So we have to be very careful when I go down. I'm not allowed to stick my head in bushes where my mamas can't see me.



Cosy corner Number 1

June 29th 2010 6:00 am
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My aircon is leaking water. Cha decided she wasn't going to sleep with the aircon on last night and ah ma declared I was to sleep with fomfomfom. They shifted all my beds and rug to fomfomfom's room. All that was left was an empty space.

I started to get real anxious when I saw the empty space. I went to fomfomfom's room and sniffed at the replication of my sleeping quarters and I started pacing between cha's room and fomfomfom's.

My mamas' decided it was taking too big a toll on me so they let me sleep with cha. There were profuse apologies for trying to shift my cosy corner, and I'm not sure I want to forgive.

Happily, the aircon cooperated and didn't leak all night. I was comforted.



June 28th 2010 7:35 am
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Eliza informs me that her deceased soft toy doggie pinky has come back to life. Her name is now flinky. It is true, I saw flinky with my own big eyes.

Well, ain't that nice.

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