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It's not my fault

May 23rd 2010 8:39 am
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Today I put multiple holes in Ah bee's hand. I was already unhappy when she emptied my anal sacs. So during the walk when I told her to let me down and she refused, I bit her. That should teach her.

 

Sigh

May 22nd 2010 10:14 am
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I am very unhappy today. Cha hit my backside and they ignored me so I went to sleep in my room alone. And when Ah bee came back, she said she cannot bring herself to sayang me. Only Ah ma is good to me. Ah ma loves me and I love Ah ma.

All over an iguana. I had found one in the bushes today and caught it in my mouth. It was struggling and so I shook my head furiously to make it stop. When I spat it out after a while, it lay on its back and despite Fomfomfom trying to get it to move, it never did. They say it must have died from a concussion.

They're angry with me because the iguana died.

And I'm angry with them for being angry with me.

But they promised they will get over it by tomorrow.

 

Breeders

May 21st 2010 8:51 am
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People who breed doggies for profit should be shot. Can we sell their children? We have people here whose breeding doggies die a few weeks after they are rescued and given vet care. If they were not rescued, they would just die in suffering without anyone's knowledge. A breeder can go through hundreds of dogs like that. No regulations, no punishment.

Why?

 

Gloves

May 20th 2010 8:55 am
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It's almost time my anal sacs were emptied, so ah bee told fomfomfom to go buy gloves, the surgical kind. Fomfomfom was feeling cute and wondered if she can buy the thick rubber kind used to wash dishes instead.

Cha and ah bee glared at her and ah bee said when it's time for us to empty fomfomfom's anal sacs, we'll use the cloth gloves used for opening durians with. Fomfomfom retorted there's no need for that; she'll get the vet to empty her anal sacs.

I'm going to clean out my ears.

 

Retribution

May 19th 2010 8:21 am
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There's this boy who likes to play downstairs. He's such a weirdo that no one likes to play with him. And it's not that we're mean, we did give him a chance, but he's so irritating fomfomfom ended up ignoring him.

Anyway, there he was again today, following someone on his bike and shouting away. We were supremely irritated coz that someone else was clearly ignoring him. The gods were watching coz soon, he fell off his bike right in front of us. Me and fomfomfom, we saw, we sniggered, and then we walked away!

Sometimes, being mean just feels so good.

 

Blow your house down

May 18th 2010 9:06 am
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The wind was blowing so strongly just now I'm sure it's going to rain again tonight. Just like how it's been raining these few days.

For such strange rains so close to June, I call it the El-Lilo-and-Stitch phenomenon.

 

Goodnight everybody!

May 17th 2010 8:09 am
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Ah bee couldn't sleep last night, so she hauled herself home from work real early today. She was in bed by 10pm. Me and fomfomfom and cha didn't know what to do with ourselves so fomfomfom fed me and tucked me into bed before 11pm.

It's real early for me, but I have my magic buttons. It's my pilllow, with button pictures on the pillowcase. I feel sleepy every time I lie on it. Can't even keep my eyes open!

Yawn. I must rest now.

 

The day after I bit fomfomfom on the lips

May 16th 2010 9:40 am
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She looks like she has a barcode on her upper lip and that someone punched her on her lower lip.

Giggles.

Ah bee and Cha kept telling me to bite her on the same spots again.

I'm not the only naughty one here.

 

Don't bite the lips that kiss you

May 15th 2010 9:47 am
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Unless of course you are napping and rudely awakened by said lips.

Fomfomfom totally deserved it.

Giggles.

 

Monkeys and monkeys

May 14th 2010 9:17 am
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We received a notice for payment from the National Parks Board. We scratched our heads for a while and wondered why we have to pay for the parks. So cha opened the letter and it turned out ah gong got caught feeding monkeys and was fined $500. Ah bee almost split her belly laughing when she heard. Ah gong was so indignant about it he wanted to confront the board and wave the letter in their faces. But we decided he would only end up in jail so we kept the letter and didn't give it to him.

Old men are such monkeys.

 
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