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Daddy knows best.

March 8th 2010 8:07 am
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Eliza pointed at Fomfomfom and Ah bee today and she said, "I know the two of you are twins".

And we know she's an idiot.

We later told her daddy what she said and her daddy says to tell her she is blind. Hiak hiak!


She ain't heavy; she's my sister

March 7th 2010 1:18 pm
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Cha and Ah bee went out real early today. I later found out that they went to ride 20km with 9000 strangers. When they came back, they told Fomfomfom that they saw one guy riding with his two kids in a wagan secured to his bike. Cha said she would bring me along the next time. Then someone said, "But Xp will jump outta the wagon." So Ah bee said Fomfomfom can carry me and we would both sit in the wagon while Cha rides the bike. *giggles* I don't think Cha wants to go next year anymore.


Someone can't colour

March 6th 2010 7:27 am
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Fomfomfom bought for the little bandits a little colouring book with magic markers. She started colouring the first picture. Ah bee saw it and said," Oh that looks like fun lemme at it." So she took the markers from Fomfomfom and started colouring. When she was done, Fomfomfom took one look at it and started laughing. Let's just say Ah bee is not very good at colouring. And she's not good at laughing at herself either. "I don't see what's the fuss", she said.

Ooh touchy.

Then she added, "But if the bandits were to ask who did this one, tell them it's the Sushi. "



Me? A liar?

March 5th 2010 8:02 am
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I'm always tired out at night. Starting from 730pm, I'd sleep for 3 or 4 hours. They ask me why and I complain bitterly that they overwork me. Milling rice. I walk round and round the mill like a donkey all day. Luckily today I overheard ah ma instructing fomfomfom and cha that she'd bought a blender and it will be delivered tomorrow. I feel that they have no intention of telling me of such a purchase should I not eavesdrop. Henceforth they can use the blender to do the rice and I won't have to work so hard anymore.

Cha said I'm a liar and that I'm so tired coz I go gallivanting 2 hours every evening. She's never seen me mill one miserable rice.

It is at this unhappy impasse that I will go to bed. I shall never admit to it. Gallivanting is so undignified. Milling rice may be inelegant, but there is dignity in effort.

We'll see if fomfomfom and cha can remain dignified in jail when I call the spca tomorrow. Ah bee can bring me gallivanting in the evening.


Not the sincerest form of flattery

March 4th 2010 7:53 am
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I sneezed twice just now and ah bee kept laughing at me and imitating my sneeze. I am so angry. Like she's never sneezed in her life.


He thought my name is sushi

March 3rd 2010 7:22 am
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Eliza's big daddy came to us today and introduced himself. I guess we're friends now. But I know his real motive is to get fomfomfom's name, so that he may have a name to supply to the police when one of his kids go missing.

He's a smart guy.


My green thumb

March 2nd 2010 7:33 am
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Ah bee picked a seed with burrs off my hair and fomfomfom wondered what it is. I explained that it is a seed and I intend it to grow into a tree on my sheepskin rug so that it may provide me with shade.

I could tell they were impressed.


Horrible kids

March 1st 2010 7:51 am
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Today karen and her 4 year old friend almost stripped the kumquat plant outside the management office bare. Fomfomfom tried to stop them but I refused to budge so she could only tell them to stop. Of course kids don't listen. They need physical restraint before they will stop doing anything.

Anyway, I couldn't care less. If someone catches them in the act, it's none of my business. It's not fomfomfom's business either. We'll just say we don't know them.

And then, they started fighting and I told fomfomfom it's time to leave. We should leave them to themselves. Horrible kids.


Nicky boy

February 28th 2010 8:57 am
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There is a brown and white shih tzu on the 3rd floor. His name is Nicky and Cha likes him very much. Actually I think they all like him very much. His family was going to Malaysia for a couple of days and they asked if we could help feed him once on Saturday since he's used to having only one meal a day. So my mamas took turns to walk, feed and clean up after him. They also made sure to check on him often just to make sure he's okay. It doesn't take much but it means a lot to a poor little doggie left alone at home. We could tell he was suffering from a little anxiety because he would whine and bark when they leave him and kept sitting by the door waiting for someone to come back. He also lost his appetite for a while.

Happy to inform that his family is back now and the last we saw of little Nicky boy was him sleeping soundly on his side.


Fourteenth day of Chinese New Year

February 27th 2010 9:53 am
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They made me wear the orange skullcap. Dang, just one more day and I would have gotten away for this year. But no, they remembered and this time they were clever. They made me wear it while Fomfomfom was carrying me so I cannot fling it off. Then Cha took pictures of me. That wasn't all; they later put the skullcap on Lambchop. It's not enough I had to wear it; now my soft toy has to too? These people are ridiculous. So I snatched Lambchop away before they could take photos of her.


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