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My ah ma is back! *beam*

December 9th 2008 8:00 am
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It was boring, being at home alone with fomfomfom. Finally, the lift ping-ed and I jumped up and dashed to the door. Ah ma and ah bee were back! I wagged my tail so hard it hurt and I jumped and jumped and jumped. Ah ma screeched with delight and I got me lots of lovin'. And some roast goose.

My present was a branded bottle from the venetian macao. I must say ah ma and ah bee really understand my taste. I guarded it jealously the rest of the night, along with ah ma. Or the woman would sneak off somewhere again the moment I'm not looking.

Of course this is not a time to be grumbling. Everyone is back finally, except for merrilyn. But everyone assured me I'd get a new merrilyn tomorrow, in time for my birthday.

I can sleep in great peace tonight.


Cold front

December 8th 2008 6:22 am
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It was raining the moment I got up. And then it rained for hours. It was such a cold day. And then I had to pee, and cha brought me down, and I rebuked her for it was so cold. We were back home in 15 minutes. And they even gave me a shower with scalding hot water. I was so angry with them.

Then fomfomfom brought me down and the rain had lessened somewhat. And it was cool and I walked about for more than an hour before fomfomfom hauled me home. And then she gave me a shower. Two showers in half a day is too much for a girl.

Ah gong came back and said it was the cold front in siberia that had made its way down to singapore. I saw fomfomfom and cha snigger, and I thought I should side with ah gong for once. It is rather cold today. Siberia is not too far fetched.



December 7th 2008 5:27 am
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Fomfomfom was watching tv and sighing at mountains again. She wondered to cha, she must have been a mountaineer in her past life and I was her loyal doggie with a small barrel of whiskey on my collar. That's why she likes mountains so much and is my slave now. Cha didn't agree.

To be sure, cha didn't disagree. She just thought there could be lotsa possibilities. She thought perhaps fomfomfom was a grizzly bear and I was a bee. We were both on the mountain and fomfomfom stole my honey.

Well I dunno about the past lives, but I know for sure in my next life, fomfomfom is still gonna be my slave.


Ah ma and ah bee go on a jaunt

December 6th 2008 9:04 am
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Ah ma and ah bee took their lugguage, like merrilyn yesterday, and then I lost my temper. So I didn't say bye bye and they disappeared. Fomfomfom told me they were going off on one of their gambling binges again.

At night I was alone with fomfomfom and I started thinking, what if one day they all go on holiday and leave me alone at home with an automatic kibble dispenser? I'd be all alone with no light once the sun sets. I can't bear the thought.

So when cha came back, I put on my cutest face and kissed her for a long time. I think it worked. Cha assured me they'd sooner ditch fomfomfom than ditch me. With that, my heart was at ease and I want to sleep now.


Bye Merrilyn!

December 5th 2008 8:08 am
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This morning everyone woke up real early and I tried to steal a few more winks. But it was futile so I woke up with my usual enthusiasm. Merrilyn was going off with her luggage and fomfomfom carried me so I could say goodbye. Everyone said bye bye to merrilyn.

It turns out merrilyn was going back to the philippines. She has worked for us for 2 years now and it's time to go back home. Merrilyn has always doted on me so I want to wish her all the best.

I miss her already.


Kuai kuai long ti tong

December 4th 2008 6:23 am
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I don't know what that means. I just saw it on tv. No doubt the mystery will be revealed to us in the coming days.

I took a bath today. Just when I thought I was squeaky clean, fomfomfom picked out 3 grass seeds from the side of my belly. They were clinging to my fur and they took a shower too. It's the kind of seed that appears in your primary three science textbook.

I'm only in primary one.


The bus conductor brought the bus into the terminal

December 3rd 2008 7:14 am
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Fomfomfom brought me on my afternoon walk today. We met lightning, mimi and janice. Lightning was so happy to see me she tried to jump over mimi to get to me. But she fell onto mimi instead and they got into a fight. So I watched them fight and it was so silly. Giggles.

At night we watched a documentary with ah ma and it was about this poor woman who tried to get back her lions. It was captivating and sad. We thought it could become a movie, so dramatic it was. Later ah bee played with me and said I was naughtier than the lion cub.

I was insulted so I bared my teeth and said "Rrrra!"


When I grow up I want to be a conductor

December 2nd 2008 7:11 am
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They flooded the balcony today and I jumped in to play. But ah bee shouted at me and I came back in a big hurry. While I wiped my feet, ah bee gave me a science lesson.

So there are only 4 things in the world that are perfect circles. Ripples, tree trunks and my big eyes.

At night I watched tv with ah ma and there was a conductor at work. A music conductor, not a bus conductor. It seemed quite easy. I just wave a baton about and have lots of expression on my face. Then I thought, my face is expressionless. But I can aways make it up with my tail. A little wave to the right, the drums come in. A quick shudder to the left, the trumpets blare.

Once more, with feeling.


Tired out

December 1st 2008 7:39 am
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We heard this morning that a young cousin scored real badly in her primary school leaving examinations. We all thought it very strange, how hard can primary school exams be? I spoke loudly until they reminded me I have been in primary one for several years and still don't know many words. Then I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep.

In the afternoon I played catching with ah bee. We were downstairs and I chased ah bee all over the place. I was so tired out I slept after dinner until bedtime. I only woke up so I can go to bed.


Ah bee is a honey bee and fomfomfom is a wasp

November 30th 2008 7:29 am
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There's this game called crazy daisy that ah bee likes to play. I don't like the game coz they like to play it and it takes both hands so I get less belly rubs. Sometimes they play it and I don't get to sleep at night. I would glare at them until they put it away, especially ah bee who is rather obtuse and needs a good glare.

Yesterday, ah bee taught ah ma to play the stupid game too. I wish a speedy death upon the palm and going by the sounds it makes, I think it's near.

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