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Babysitter

June 15th 2010 8:36 am
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Today the bandits' mummy and daddy went away, perhaps for a holiday. Amanda told cha she requested for my mamas to be their babysitters while their parents are away. I put my foot down and said no, I'm not going to share my mamas with them. Luckily their mummy and daddy thought the same thing and said no, what an insult to the visiting grandparents!

Then the bandits wanted us to go to their house and cha politely declined. What she didn't say was no one wanted to see their grand daddy if they didn't have to. It's like taking a sharp stick and poking your left eye out of boredom.

We're smarter than that.

 

Dragon slayer

June 14th 2010 8:04 am
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Ah bee came back from Bali and she had a present for me. They say it's a paper centipede. Poooh, what centipede; it's a red dragon. I took one look and I knew immediately it's something dangerous and evil. And I was right; it started chasing me the moment Ah bee let it loose on the floor. I barked and I chased and I ran to tire it out. Then when it wasn't looking, I pounced on it and tore it to pieces.

It didn't last more than 2 minutes. Too easy.

 

Lapdog

June 13th 2010 9:00 am
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I crawled into fomfomfom's lap this morning and they started calling me names. First they said I'm a lap dog, then they said I'm a laptop. Then they went stupid with happiness and declared me an apple laptop. I told them I am an ipad, an object of great desire and they were happier still. They're so stupid I decided to stop talking to them.

And it's Sunday and no one thought to give me a bath. Told u they are stupid. Giggles.

 

Dragon boat festival

June 12th 2010 8:35 am
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That's when we get dumplings. There was a party at the function room this evening, but we didn't attend. Auntie Christ did and insisted on giving us a dumpling. There was a string attached to hold the dumpling in shape and fomfomfom said, "damned if I'm gonna bring this dumpling for a walk". Luckily cha came down to buy ice cream so we dumped the dumpling on a leash on her.

And fomfomfom finally met the bandits' grandfather. She had heard something about him from cha but nothing beats the real thing. Fom could only marvel at how arrogant and disagreeable a person can look. But it's none of our business. We only get to see the ugly mug when we're down on our luck. He's got to carry that ugly face everywhere he goes. I wonder why he doesn't get that stick out of his butt. Must be uncomfortable.

Giggles.

 

World Cup!

June 11th 2010 9:24 am
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We made sure to subscribe to cable tv and made a mental note to watch the opening match tonight. We discussed making bets on our favourite teams and making a fortune. In the end, of course, fomfomfom ended up sitting in the semi-darkness giving me a belly rub, staring into space. Until cha came back and enquired in surprise why we weren't watching tv.

Oops, we forgot. I think we should just stop pretending to be interested in the world cup.

 

Big girl

June 10th 2010 8:06 am
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It's my 6 and a half-th birthday today. *Beamz* My mamas tell me I'm a real big girl now and gave me lots of kisses. But all I got was a slice of walnut cake which I won't get to eat. They didn't even take a photo of the miserable cake. I wonder why they even got the cake at all.

Ah bee went off to a place called bali today. She says she'll be back in 3 days. I hear there are gigolos there for sale. *Slurpz*

 

R.I.P.

June 9th 2010 7:26 am
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Today Eliza told me her stuffed toy doggie Pinky Lee has died. I enquired as to the cause of death and was told she had eaten a caterpillar.

I must warn all my stuffed toys not to eat caterpillars, lest they meet with a similar untimely demise.

 

She's older

June 8th 2010 8:47 am
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Whee! Gabriel and family are back so fomfomfom won't have to take care of daisy and can spend all her time with me. We learnt that daisy is 8 years old, so I should call her big sister.

Welll......okie. Big sister daisy is afraid of thunderstorms. Giggles!

 

A happy ending

June 7th 2010 8:58 am
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A doggie rescued from a puppy mill called nougat was adopted and now he can levitate. I saw a photo of him on the website with his all fours lifted off the ground. I couldn't see any wires so it must be real.

Happiness is uplifting.

 

We hope Daisy is feeling better

June 6th 2010 10:04 am
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Fomfomfom went to see Daisy today armed with a syringe filled with Johnnie Walker. She wanted to douse the ticks with alcohol so they will die.

But when we met her later, her syringe was still full of the alcohol. She didn't use it in the end; she picked the ticks out one by one. She was afraid Daisy might catch fire.

Giggles. I don't think so but it's good to know most of the ticks have been removed. Plus her family will be back tomorrow so Daisy should be happy and I can go back to monopolizing Fomfomfom.

Very good.

 
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