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Sour sour

April 21st 2009 9:01 am
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Sister hairdresser saw me sitting enjoying the breeze with fomfomfom this afternoon and she said what a good life I have. I nodded and continued with my admiration of the breeze. I think she must have been jealous, for she suggested to fomfomfom that ah gong rent the shop next to hers and make me tend the shop. When she left, I snorted to fomfomfom.

Some people are just meant for a life of leisure. What can I say?


I miss ah ma

April 20th 2009 9:04 am
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Fomfomfom bought me a toothbrush. It's a 2 headed frankenstein monster. I didn't like it at all, so I sulked and refused to eat dinner afterwards. I told fomfomfom I never eat after brushing my teeth. If they brush my teeth everyday, I'll protest and starve myself.

At night it dawned on me I hadn't seen ah ma all day. Cha said ah ma has gone marketing, and fomfomfom sniggered about roulette in the market. I searched ah ma's room in the dark and I couldn't find her.

I'll tell ah ma she's not to go for these multi-day marketing expeditions anymore. Moreover, she never brings any food home.


Sore spot

April 19th 2009 8:32 am
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I played downstairs for like 3 hours today with ah bee, so I was tired at night. I watched the national geographic channel upside down with ah ma.

It was a show about dogs and wolves in the womb. Ah ma suddenly exclaimed, dogs have belly buttons! I was upset again, still upside down of course. Too tired to sit up, but not too tired to be upset.

Anyway, like I was saying, I was upset again. Again? you may well ask. Ah ma and my mamas have been bugging me for years about my belly button. I haven't been able to find it.

I discussed with ah bee and we thought we have an idea where it should be. Later we will mark it with a cross with a marker. And I'll show it to everyone I meet. How proud I will be then.


It's too hot to write anything

April 18th 2009 8:49 am
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but thanks for the rosette, Ernie George and Izzy!



April 17th 2009 8:57 am
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The lights and tv suddenly went off at 930pm. It was like total darkness so ah ma and cha brought out candles and torchlights. We couldn't find the cause of the blackout and it was mysterious.

Then suddenly the lights came on again and everyone found out I had been eating egg yolk with ah bee.

It was a happy blackout.



April 16th 2009 8:57 am
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I went for my evening walk with fomfomfom with our colours coordinated. We were both black and white, and I think we must have drawn many an admirable stare.

Ah bee came home and told me her friend said I am the first black and white doggie to look better in colour photographs than in black and white photos. I was like, but of course. I may be black and white, but my x-factor is all colour.


Xiang jian hen wan

April 15th 2009 8:19 am
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I ate fried lard for the first time today. It was like heaven. Ah ma and fomfomfom were giggling at how I kept asking for it. I was too busy being in heaven that I didn't have time to reprimand them for not offering me lard earlier. Like 5 years ago.

I will have only lard from now on. Supper was a tasteless affair. I only managed 2 kibbles. I will never make do again.


It's all about the KY jelly

April 14th 2009 8:39 am
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The cleaning uncle told us today that a cobra has been caught in the condo compound. We all flipped and made mental notes not to go near bushes and all that. How very dangerous.

Went to the vet's. The woman started getting ideas and taught fomfomfom how to DIY. First, she instructed, gloves. Snapping on the gloves, she said, a big dollop of KY jelly. Then, the finger. Up to where, fomfomfom queried, one knuckle two knuckles or three? I glared at her and the vet stared at her and everyone was happy when the vet said one knuckle.

Fomfomfom promised to try it the next time under the vet woman's supervision and bring ah bee along to view the spectacle.



Ginger is a big girl now

April 13th 2009 8:21 am
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Ah bee came back at 5pm today. So I made her bring me down for my evening walk. It was happy. We met ginger, she's one whole year old now. She has grown so big her paw is the size of my face.

At night cha and ah bee went shopping and brought sushi back. It was the first time I tried fish roe. It was ok. I think I can accept sushi.


Ah bee has a bacterial infection in her big toe

April 12th 2009 8:05 am
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They scrubbed me clean and fluffy today and ah bee changed my name to fifi. I didn't like it and insisted my name is ah ping. Then she decided to give me a frenchier name and called me yvette. Fomfomfom said hello yvette so i said enchante.

I tapped ah bee on the shoulder and passed her my hiccups. She has been hiccupping ever since and I'm happy coz she is still calling me fifi.

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