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Good deed for the day

August 3rd 2010 8:18 am
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Cha came back tonight very proud coz she had bought me lots of tidbits. I looked through them and they were either beef, which I am allergic to, or stuff that I'm already sick of. Cha was red-faced. But I thought those things needn't go to waste. I told fomfomfom to donate them to shelters so the doggies there can have them a treat.

I think I'm such a lovely girl.


Despicable Bee

August 2nd 2010 8:16 am
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Ah bee kept hitting me on the head with fomfomfom's bolster. I might be having a concussion. I'm calling the SPCA tomorrow.


The one that got away

August 1st 2010 9:36 am
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I had it in my mouth, a giganormous lizard. Then it struggled outta my grip and I was so going to get it again when Ah bee held me back. It got away.

That Ah bee is always cramping my style. I'm not going to bring her down for walks anymore.




July 31st 2010 10:18 am
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We love the kids downstairs. They're all adorable in their own ways. They say the darndest things and never cease to surprise us.

Today's funny came from Yishu; he's a two year old and he's such a little boy. He would climb on top of everything and then fall all the time but never once would he cry. He only cries when it's time for him to go home.

So anyway, I was downstairs with my tai ma when Yishu came running over. He put his hands on tai ma's knees and he said, "AH MA!!!"

For someone who can barely talk, that's pretty incredible. I don't know who taught him that but it left my tai ma chuckling with delight.

I forgive him for trying to feed me a pebble.


Rain rain!

July 30th 2010 8:50 am
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I woke up late today. Coz it was dark and raining cats and dogs and I thought it was still the middle of the night. I didn't get to go down anyway. Woot, it must be the wettest july in the history of singapore. I wonder how many ferrarris drowned in underground carparks again this morning.

But, I dunno, it's better than a sweltering July. This climate change thing, we might get a sweltering december. Boo.


My awesome stummy

July 29th 2010 8:30 am
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Yesterday ah ma cooked pig stummy and I had me a good helping at dinner. Then for supper, I had more. Ah bee even gave me vegetables and the braised pork meant for today. It was delicious.I got so full that fomfomfom and ah bee felt my stummy and said it was awesome.

Tonight was not awesome.



July 28th 2010 9:01 am
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I read today that someone in china dug out a dog's eyes and mutilated its genitals, and it was roaming the streets in that state. The dog was rescued by volunteers but it still died of infection, fortunately or unfortunately.

Why are there people like that? I wonder if they will squeal if someone digs out their eyes.


My bone weight

July 27th 2010 8:51 am
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Apparently each person has a bone weight in taels. It's a fortune telling thing, determined by the 8 characters.

Ah ma asked me what I am and fomfomfom chimed, 8 taels! I don't know, it must be my 8 characters. I checked wikipedia and that's about 320 grams.

??? I'm 6 kilograms, I'll have you know.


Biological weapon

July 26th 2010 9:36 am
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Ah bee and fomfomfom are always making fun of me. Like just now, fomfomfom stood on my rug and pulled, and 2 big strands of rug got pulled out. My rug just got tattier. I ordered her to tie the two strands together and hang herself with it. She tried, but it broke again. I shall have to think of something else to execute her with tomorrow.

Then ah bee tried to snatch my bottle away from me. Fomfomfom was blocking my way with her ugly bulk, so I decided to fight back. They are getting out of hand with the bullying. I mustered one up and let 'er rip. While they gagged, I snatched my bottle and ran off.

That'll teach them to gang up on me all the time.


It's a girl!

July 25th 2010 9:06 am
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We heard from Amanda (who shouted from her balcony) that Bandit Number 6 is a girl!

We cannot wait for December!

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