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Ah ma loves me

December 9th 2009 7:50 am
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Cha told ah ma it is very nearly my 6th birthday and ah ma exclaimed she doesn't have anything special in her fridge to cook for me. So she immediately got dressed and went out to the supermarket to buy a pig stummy for me. And into the pot that lovely stummy went.

As it was about to come out of the pot, after a whole afternoon of merry boiling, ah ma realised my birthday is tomorrow and not today. So she said the stummy is to be kept for tomorrow instead.

Not that it stopped anyone. With fomfomfom and ah bee's conspiratorial machinations, I'm pleased to announce the pig stummy is right where it belongs.

In my stummy. Giggles.

 

Some little things that happened today

December 8th 2009 7:50 am
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1. The wind was so strong today it almost blew me away.

2. I threw up my dinner.

3. I found out sonya and oliver are of austrian stock.

4. They kissed me on my head.

Oooh, ah bee is back. I must go welcome her. That's all.

5. That's not all. Let me just add that I threw up my supper too. My stummy is not well. Gloom.

 

Be careful what you wish for

December 7th 2009 7:44 am
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I met amanda today. She was on her bicycle and she asked fomfomfom why I wasn't barking at her since I always bark at bicycles. Ever the obliging one, fomfomfom told me to bark at her. But I hadn't even opened my mouth before amanda fled.

Tsk.

 

My cage

December 6th 2009 8:02 am
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Ah bee has discovered a place where she can let me run loose. It's the tennis courts. She'd let me run all I like in there coz it's enclosed and she can close the door. This evening, she even brought a tennis ball so we can play fetch. Not that I fetch; I only chase the ball. She throws, I chase and stop the ball and she runs over to pick it up herself. It was good fun.

I like.

 

Surprised kitty

December 5th 2009 9:26 am
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Have you seen this youtube video? I heard it's about a surprised kitty. They were watching it last night and all I heard was "koochichichichichichika!"; I couldn't see anything coz I am too short.

Ah bee told Ah ma about it and Ah ma decided she can train me to do the same thing.

I'm not going to learn some silly cat trick. I want to jump through fire hoops.

 

Winter has come

December 4th 2009 6:25 am
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It rained all afternoon and now it's so cold. I can't bear to sleep on the marble floor so I lay on one of my rags and ah bee covered me with a rag and a towel and now I'm cosy.

Brr.

 

I was so scared

December 3rd 2009 6:15 am
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Ah ma found a hole in her slipper and blamed it on me. She chased me all around and I thought she wanted to beat me and I was cornered and anxious so I jumped onto cha's bed to escape. I thought if it came to the crunch, I would defend myself. So I tried to bite ah ma when her hand came towards me.

I escaped and cha and ah ma had a good laugh at me. I went to fomfomfom for comfort coz fomfomfom never beats or scolds me. Later ah ma came and said sorry and told me she never meant to scare me. It was all in my mind. She was only making fun of me by chasing me around. Then she gave me a belly rub to show her goodwill.

Ok, I forgive ah ma.

 

Not shy

December 2nd 2009 6:47 am
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I saw a bird poop today. Giggles.

 

Upset

December 1st 2009 6:37 am
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I picked out the goat poo fertiliser from the flower pots and ate them. Fomfomfom told them all about it and everyone was scolding me all night. I was so unhappy. It's not fair, they're always eating all sorts of junk all the time.

Later fomfomfom told me they were not angry with me, they were just afraid I would get a stummyache from the fertiliser. I forgive them.

 

Pingland

November 30th 2009 6:40 am
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I'm thinking, now that dubai's not in such a great situation, mebbe I can buy my very own man-made island there. I should have enough money in my shoe box.

I shall call it Pingland. Right next to Brad and Angie's.

 
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