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Doggoned dog

February 9th 2009 6:57 am
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I was watching CNN when I saw this dog who was so naughty. He's an 11-year-old husky who walked 6 miles to shoplift a bone and then walked 6 miles home. His owners pulled his ears and dragged him back to pay for it. Luckily for him, the supermarket decided to drop charges. I think he deserves a good smacking on the behind, but his owners bought him another bone instead.

Me, I will never steal. *proud*


It's all fomfomfom's fault

February 8th 2009 6:39 am
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Oh woe! I have an ear infection! The right one!


I must take care

February 7th 2009 8:45 am
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Today I had a bath, and they forgot to put cotton wool in my ears. I didn't remind them, coz it was good to be able to hear them during bath time. Ah bee realised in horror and we cleaned out my ears later. Hopefully I don't get an ear infection.

I met a cat this afternoon, and then russell appeared and I said, out of my way, boyfriend! I have a cat to catch! But ah bee didn't let me go after the cat and russell's owner said he has arthritis. He's only six years old and I fear my joints might go the same way in a while. So I told ah ma she's got to make sure my diet has lots of collagen so my joints are in good shape.

I can think of lots of good food. My future is assured.


We must age gracefully

February 6th 2009 6:57 am
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I saw on tv an american congresswoman. She was on cnbc and she gave me a fright with her botoxed-to-death face. I wonder why they do that, injecting poison into their faces. I think cnbc should be rated R21.

I fear I might be having nightmares tonight.


A whole new world

February 5th 2009 7:07 am
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Today I walked to a gate at the back of the condo. And I took a real good look at what was beyond that gate. Oh, there were people and things and wide paths and water and trees. I wanted to go out there to explore. But I was trapped in the inside looking out, through bars no less. Never mind, I'm happy enough with the condo compound, coz I'm a contented girl.

And it must have been because I was such a good girl, that someone omnipresent wrote a cat into my destiny shortly after. It was already dark but I saw the cat. Fomfomfom didn't see him and she was impressed at how I usually can't see a cat in front of me in broad daylight but could see one in the dark tonight.

I was really impressive. Ah ma heard me all the way up where she was. I gave the cat a good talking to.


My ah ma is back!

February 4th 2009 6:57 am
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Yesterday I went down to play first, then thought I would catch fomfomfom and ah bee before they left for work. But alas, I only caught sight of the back of their cars and I couldn't say goodbye to them and I was so sad. To prevent such sadness today, I went down to play and forgot all about them. I think I'll just do that in future.

And ah ma came back! She is incorrigible, she went gambling again in this doom and gloom economic climate. And she lost everything, and declared proudly that she didn't even have 20 cents on her when she reached home.

Later I will go to my shoebox and scramble for 20 cents so I can give it to ah ma, because I love ah ma and ah ma loves me.


The stuff of champions

February 3rd 2009 7:12 am
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I am a champion today. I shat 4 times. Even the usually critical cha expressed admiration.

I feel noble.


I always keep my promises

February 2nd 2009 6:03 am
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Ah bee wasn't with me today, so I intro-ed the cat to fomfomfom instead. He was lazing around under a car, so I reprimanded him loudly while fomfomfom squatted beside me and held my leash. I made so much noise that everyone who walked past us stopped to stare in admiration.

I must introduce the cat to ah bee too. Then she can squat beside me while everyone gawks in envy.


The last emperor of china

February 1st 2009 7:13 am
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Ah bee promised to bring me down to play at 4, but it was already 430 and she was watching this documentary on Puyi. I thought it wasn't so interesting but all my 3 mamas were glued to the tv.

So I tried to entice ah bee to bring me downstairs. I told her I'd introduce cats to her, and with that promise I managed to pry her away from the tv.

Alas we met no cats and I could tell ah bee was terribly disappointed. I don't blame her.


I had yet another perfect day

January 31st 2009 9:08 am
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But it seems like I'm in the minority. I was watching tv with ah ma and fomfomfom, as we do most saturday nights. Sisy's programme, she talked about how many thousands of jobs were lost and whole towns in the US are jobless now. And they interviewed the poor people on the ground, and more than one person cried about how hopeless the situation is.

I feel quite sad for the people.

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