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April 17th 2009 8:57 am
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The lights and tv suddenly went off at 930pm. It was like total darkness so ah ma and cha brought out candles and torchlights. We couldn't find the cause of the blackout and it was mysterious.

Then suddenly the lights came on again and everyone found out I had been eating egg yolk with ah bee.

It was a happy blackout.



April 16th 2009 8:57 am
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I went for my evening walk with fomfomfom with our colours coordinated. We were both black and white, and I think we must have drawn many an admirable stare.

Ah bee came home and told me her friend said I am the first black and white doggie to look better in colour photographs than in black and white photos. I was like, but of course. I may be black and white, but my x-factor is all colour.


Xiang jian hen wan

April 15th 2009 8:19 am
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I ate fried lard for the first time today. It was like heaven. Ah ma and fomfomfom were giggling at how I kept asking for it. I was too busy being in heaven that I didn't have time to reprimand them for not offering me lard earlier. Like 5 years ago.

I will have only lard from now on. Supper was a tasteless affair. I only managed 2 kibbles. I will never make do again.


It's all about the KY jelly

April 14th 2009 8:39 am
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The cleaning uncle told us today that a cobra has been caught in the condo compound. We all flipped and made mental notes not to go near bushes and all that. How very dangerous.

Went to the vet's. The woman started getting ideas and taught fomfomfom how to DIY. First, she instructed, gloves. Snapping on the gloves, she said, a big dollop of KY jelly. Then, the finger. Up to where, fomfomfom queried, one knuckle two knuckles or three? I glared at her and the vet stared at her and everyone was happy when the vet said one knuckle.

Fomfomfom promised to try it the next time under the vet woman's supervision and bring ah bee along to view the spectacle.



Ginger is a big girl now

April 13th 2009 8:21 am
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Ah bee came back at 5pm today. So I made her bring me down for my evening walk. It was happy. We met ginger, she's one whole year old now. She has grown so big her paw is the size of my face.

At night cha and ah bee went shopping and brought sushi back. It was the first time I tried fish roe. It was ok. I think I can accept sushi.


Ah bee has a bacterial infection in her big toe

April 12th 2009 8:05 am
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They scrubbed me clean and fluffy today and ah bee changed my name to fifi. I didn't like it and insisted my name is ah ping. Then she decided to give me a frenchier name and called me yvette. Fomfomfom said hello yvette so i said enchante.

I tapped ah bee on the shoulder and passed her my hiccups. She has been hiccupping ever since and I'm happy coz she is still calling me fifi.


They can't figure it out

April 11th 2009 9:18 am
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I suddenly got angry tonight. Ah bee had just given me my bottle which I had asked for. I was lounging alternately in her and fomfomfom's lap with it when I got angry. So I bit ah bee.

Her finger bled but blood couldn't assuage my anger. I snapped at anything that came close. Almost got fomfomfom's nose.

I went to bed seething, and my mamas were anxious and perplexed. They are so stupid they deserve to be perplexed.


Happy birthday to me!

April 10th 2009 8:48 am
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I am 5 years and 4 months today. There was no cake, I got salmon belly sashimi. I like bellies. Salmon bellies, pork bellies, pig stummy. All for the benefit of my favourite belly of all--mine. Giggles.

I fought with ah ma's slippers today. It was an epic battle, with ah ma screaming in the background, fomfomfom and ah bee cheering and my heart beating like war drums.

I won.


Finders keepers

April 9th 2009 7:13 am
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I found a 2 dollar note today. I picked it up, put it back, then picked it up again. I figured if I don't, some bum will, or the wind will blow it far far away. In any case, I thought the owner of the money has already bid the money farewell in his/her heart.

I went home and gave it to analyn. She was happy. Me too.


Ah ma says I'm a bright girl

April 8th 2009 7:18 am
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Ah ma taught me how to knock on doors today. She told me to knock on the door, I didn't know how to do it. So she knelt beside me and showed me exactly how I should do it. I learnt fast and ah ma was pleased.

Fomfomfom inside the bathroom wasn't so pleased.

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