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October 12th 2009 8:06 am
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I woke up feeling ill. So I decided to self-medicate. I went downstairs and ate a lot of grass. Cha couldn't pull me away.

Then fomfomfom and cha brought me to the vet. The vet woman did the unmentionable again and fomfomfom told her my stummy ain't so great. The vet woman gave me some friendly neighbourhood bacteria that's supposed to be mixed in my food so that my stummy will be strong again. I told her I'll just drink yakult everyday. That didn't fly with her.

I'm resigned to a life of doped food.


The only way to wake

October 11th 2009 7:20 am
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Every morning I wake Cha up by scratching my neck. The bell on my collar will ring and Cha will stir. Then I'll stand on my hind legs and put my front paws on her bed. And I wait, staring at her face so I'm the first thing she sees the moment she opens her eyes.

Cha proudly told Fomfomfom that this is the only way to wake in the morning.

Indeed. She's a lucky one, that.


Happy birthday to me

October 10th 2009 12:20 pm
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I am 70 months old today and Fomfomfom bought me a slice of tiramisu, along with a bagful of other doggie treats. Ah bee ate it (the cake, not the treats) and decided she can do much better and she will. This is coming from the person who had set out to make tiramisu but ended up with tiramisu ice cream. Twice.

Watch this space.



October 9th 2009 7:14 am
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So a dead rat was found in ah bee's office a couple of days ago.

I still begrudge ah bee for not bringing it back. What a waste of a perfectly good dead rat.



October 8th 2009 8:50 am
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I was surfing the spca website just now and I came across one of their rescues. It was last month, and a shih tzu was swimming for 2 hours in a canal before he/she was finally rescued. I hope the poor thing wasn't thrown in to drown, or else I'll have to put a curse on the evil person who did it.

Then I put the spca's phone number into the mobile phones of cha, fomfomfom and ah bee so that they can call for help if they see a poor creature in distress.

The poor shih tzu. I shall be upset for days.


Pork plot

October 7th 2009 5:27 am
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I haven't seen my porky leg tendons for rather a few days now.

I smell a nefarious plot.


I'm scared of small dogs

October 6th 2009 9:09 am
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I met this 5 month old white doggie. He wanted to play with me but I was scared. His daddy and entire extended family were shocked when he started barking at me, I'm thinking it might have been his first bark or something, he's so tiny. I thought maybe they were all laughing at me so I wanted fomfomfom to bring me elsewhere.

Fomfomfom then brought me to fight with bean bean and I was happy again.


A naughty bean

October 5th 2009 5:04 am
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I fought with bean bean today. Fomfomfom scolded us both and dragged me away. But we weren't contrite. Fomfomfom fired up bean bean in the first place by teasing her. That's why we fought.

Bean bean fought with another doggie before fighting with me. Her maid was checking her for injuries on a table. And she lost her dog license tag last week while fighting with another doggie. I think she's so naughty.

We tried to fight again later and fomfomfom said eek.


Yami yoghurt

October 4th 2009 5:47 am
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is very yummy.


Mid Autumn Festival

October 3rd 2009 9:42 am
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It is regrettable that I have no lantern, no mooncake and no pomelo.

Maybe next year.

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