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Xie Mie Mie

January 27th 2009 6:19 am
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I do not like Xie Mie Mie. Xie Mie Mie is a silly little Shih Tzu who wears dresses and ribbons in her hair. Most of all, I do not like her because she gets more attention from everybody than I do. I'll have all of you know I'd look prettier than her if only my hair were longer.

Next year, next year I will remind Ah ma not to bring me to the groomers two months before Chinese New Year.

Just now, Fomfomfom told me someone took a picture of the back of my head and asked me if I knew who the person was. D'oh! Do I look like I have eyes at the back of my head? Sometimes I worry about her. And all of us. Because stupidity is actually contagious.

Yes it is. You heard it here first.

 

My 6th CNY

January 26th 2009 8:01 am
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It is Chinese New Year today. I slept on red packets last night to ensure my elders' longevity, or was it simply for good luck? Anyway, it is a tradition I faithfully follow every year.

Then people came visiting and I was the good host. It was tiring but someone's got to do it. I was all tired out but we had to go visiting immediately after. I wished my mama a happy chinese new year and gave her 2 kumquats. My sister and brother fought again but they always do it so it's nothing new. I tried something new today, it's the pig's kidney. I can learn to like it.

We finally came home at about 5pm and I had to go for my evening walk. After dinner, I realised I was utterly exhausted so I slept in front of the tv.

It's time to sleep again now!

 

Chinese New Year Eve

January 25th 2009 8:16 am
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Ah ma says I must have a bath so that I may welcome the new year in style and cleanliness. And after my bath, I wasn't allowed to take my evening walk. Only 2 walks today. I wasn't happy about it at all.

But dinner was a mitigating factor. They had steamboat and I ate out of the same pot too. I had pig's stomach, chicken, liver, whatever they were having. Abalone wasn't to my taste though so I spat it out.

We put money in red packets and watched tv at great volume all night. I'm tired now, and it's past midnight, so I will go and sleep. There are red packets under my bed. And there's money in them red packets. *glee*

Happy Niu Year!

 

Spirit in the air

January 24th 2009 8:06 am
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Me and fomfomfom, we stayed downstairs until it was 8pm. Normally, that would have been dark and scary, but it was different today. There were like 40 students having a barbeque, they were real noisy and happy. And the kids I know came down with their father and maids to play with sparklers. I sat on the bench with fomfomfom and watched them all. The wind was strong and it was a real nice and celebratory atmosphere.

But my favourite was still yesterday evening, when 6 year old amanda wished me happy new year, earnestly and with great sincerity. I think she's the cutest of them all.

 

Bikini top

January 23rd 2009 7:19 am
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Fomfomfom put her bras in the sun to dry. I thought I hadn't had a good sunning in ages, so I put myself in the sun too. Fomfomfom finished her task, turned around and asked me if I were a bra too.

I said sniffily, I am not a bra. A bra is not glamorous. It is not seen in public. I am to be showed off. I am a bikini top.

 

Joint 21st

January 22nd 2009 7:35 am
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Ah bee got 12th place in her final legal exams. Fomfomfom insists she got 21st place 5 years ago, so she's not too bad either. I think they're both not too bright.

And everyone is making ah bee buy them meals coz she did so well. I want to eat oysters but ah bee says that will give me a stummyache.

Maybe I'll ask for a couple thousand dollars as a token. Like fomfomfom. She says ah bee got lucky coz she was wearing fomfomfom's watch the pasha c basket, so she will charge ah bee a token couple grand.

Me too.

 

I am a hero

January 21st 2009 7:01 am
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I rescued Russel today. He is my boyfriend. His gate wasn't closed properly and he ran away from home. Someone chased after him and brought him to the guardhouse. I saw him being picked up from a distance so me and fomfomfom followed behind. Like James Bond.

I dunno, but all white dogs look the same to me. We sprinted to russel's house, and met his mummy running out looking left and right in a great panic. We informed her proudly he's in the guardhouse and later the reunited duo were grateful.

In other news, a lady told me her little black dog is 13 years old and he's still a virgin. I nodded politely and later me and fomfomfom hid in a corner and held our stomachs and giggled.

 

When I grow up....

January 20th 2009 7:15 am
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I want to be an electrician. I grabbed ah bee's computer stuff wires and there was a light, coming straight from the heavens. I knew, then, that I was destined to be an electrician.

Fomfomfom asked me if I was sure I don't want to be a nurse. I was dismissive. That's a little girl's ambition. They all want to be nurses in kindergarten.

I'm already in primary 1. For the fifth year, no less.

 

The bean that bites

January 19th 2009 6:56 am
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I met doudou and went after her. But when I turned the corner and finally caught up with her, her owner had unleashed her to play and she came after me. Fomfomfom scooped me up immediately but doudou bared her teeth and wanted to bite me. She couldn't reach me but she bit fomfomfom's calf and broke fomfomfom's skin.

We quarrelled for a long time, I was in the air while doudou circled fomfomfom, while doudou's hapless young boy owner tried to leash her up but to no avail. Finally fomfomfom stood on a bench and instructed the boy to grab her collar first before leashing her.

I thought standing on a bench was unglam. It doesn't mean we lost to doudou. Her leash is rainbow-colored. Now that's unglam.

 

Amazing race

January 18th 2009 8:08 am
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They were watching tv at lunch today. Bad habit, I know. The documentary was on the Iditarod. Watching the sled dogs in action, I was suddenly inspired to join the Iditarod myself. Yes, I think I will sign up for the next one.

I thought, even though I am very smart, I don't want to be the first dog leading the rest. I want to be the last dog, just before the sled. Then when the race starts, ah bee can carry me onto the sled and I can get a free ride. I even know to say "gee" when I want the dogs to go to the left. Or is it right.

But fomfomfom says the dogs will be going in circles since I only know "gee" and not the other command. I dunno, I just thought it would be nice to have some ambition in life.

I. Will. Conquer. Alaska.

 
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