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Bikini top

January 23rd 2009 7:19 am
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Fomfomfom put her bras in the sun to dry. I thought I hadn't had a good sunning in ages, so I put myself in the sun too. Fomfomfom finished her task, turned around and asked me if I were a bra too.

I said sniffily, I am not a bra. A bra is not glamorous. It is not seen in public. I am to be showed off. I am a bikini top.

 

Joint 21st

January 22nd 2009 7:35 am
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Ah bee got 12th place in her final legal exams. Fomfomfom insists she got 21st place 5 years ago, so she's not too bad either. I think they're both not too bright.

And everyone is making ah bee buy them meals coz she did so well. I want to eat oysters but ah bee says that will give me a stummyache.

Maybe I'll ask for a couple thousand dollars as a token. Like fomfomfom. She says ah bee got lucky coz she was wearing fomfomfom's watch the pasha c basket, so she will charge ah bee a token couple grand.

Me too.

 

I am a hero

January 21st 2009 7:01 am
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I rescued Russel today. He is my boyfriend. His gate wasn't closed properly and he ran away from home. Someone chased after him and brought him to the guardhouse. I saw him being picked up from a distance so me and fomfomfom followed behind. Like James Bond.

I dunno, but all white dogs look the same to me. We sprinted to russel's house, and met his mummy running out looking left and right in a great panic. We informed her proudly he's in the guardhouse and later the reunited duo were grateful.

In other news, a lady told me her little black dog is 13 years old and he's still a virgin. I nodded politely and later me and fomfomfom hid in a corner and held our stomachs and giggled.

 

When I grow up....

January 20th 2009 7:15 am
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I want to be an electrician. I grabbed ah bee's computer stuff wires and there was a light, coming straight from the heavens. I knew, then, that I was destined to be an electrician.

Fomfomfom asked me if I was sure I don't want to be a nurse. I was dismissive. That's a little girl's ambition. They all want to be nurses in kindergarten.

I'm already in primary 1. For the fifth year, no less.

 

The bean that bites

January 19th 2009 6:56 am
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I met doudou and went after her. But when I turned the corner and finally caught up with her, her owner had unleashed her to play and she came after me. Fomfomfom scooped me up immediately but doudou bared her teeth and wanted to bite me. She couldn't reach me but she bit fomfomfom's calf and broke fomfomfom's skin.

We quarrelled for a long time, I was in the air while doudou circled fomfomfom, while doudou's hapless young boy owner tried to leash her up but to no avail. Finally fomfomfom stood on a bench and instructed the boy to grab her collar first before leashing her.

I thought standing on a bench was unglam. It doesn't mean we lost to doudou. Her leash is rainbow-colored. Now that's unglam.

 

Amazing race

January 18th 2009 8:08 am
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They were watching tv at lunch today. Bad habit, I know. The documentary was on the Iditarod. Watching the sled dogs in action, I was suddenly inspired to join the Iditarod myself. Yes, I think I will sign up for the next one.

I thought, even though I am very smart, I don't want to be the first dog leading the rest. I want to be the last dog, just before the sled. Then when the race starts, ah bee can carry me onto the sled and I can get a free ride. I even know to say "gee" when I want the dogs to go to the left. Or is it right.

But fomfomfom says the dogs will be going in circles since I only know "gee" and not the other command. I dunno, I just thought it would be nice to have some ambition in life.

I. Will. Conquer. Alaska.

 

Hockabaloo

January 17th 2009 8:40 am
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Fomfomfom says she wants to skin the security guard. I agree.

 

I am a lean and mean pai-c machine

January 16th 2009 7:18 am
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Ah bee kissed me early this morning and told me she won't be coming back tonight. She's going to a retreat. I thought that was very strange. She had just started work and should be trying to advance. Instead the whole firm has gone into retreat.

I dunno.

 

Fat hope

January 15th 2009 7:19 am
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This uncle told fomfomfom this evening that he wished he were me, coz fomfomfom and company take such good care of me.

I strutted off arrogantly coz I am me.

 

A life of danger

January 14th 2009 5:38 am
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Oh, how the wind blows. Everyday, I fear I would be blown away. So far so good. But there is no guarantee of safety. I heard temperatures in Thailand dropped to 2 degrees in the north. And 25 people froze to death in a day in Taiwan.

What's a flying shih tzu in Singapore?

 
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