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Ah ma eyes my money

April 28th 2010 9:32 am
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Ah ma has been going to the casino lately coz she's been on a winning streak. This is her third time in a week or so, she came back with crabs to celebrate coz she won so much money. She offered to give me 25 dollars but I didn't want it, I wanted it in fried chicken. I must remind cha to buy kfc tomorrow.

Anyway, cha said I must think carefully how I'm going to keep the money ah ma always gives me, certainly not in my shoebox, coz sooner or later ah ma is going to lose her shirt and she'll come and raid my shoebox. She'll take away all the money I've accumulated since I was born, not just what she's been giving me, and that won't be fair. Fomfomfom suggests I get a safe for my money, the kind with eye-identification technology, that'll put my big beautiful eyes to good use.

And when ah ma needs money, I'll squint and tell her my eyes aren't feeling well and I need to see the vet woman pronto.

 

XPG

April 27th 2010 7:31 am
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Ah bee told evelyn that she's coming home to look for her xiaoping girl, and evelyn said, oooh lala, she's an XPG!

Yes I am.

 

Ah bee almost got run over by a rat

April 26th 2010 8:36 am
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We went down today and the bandits' mummy gave fomfomfom a quarter of a watermelon. Fomfomfom ended up lugging the watermelon around for more than an hour. We were delighted with the melon, of course, we only regretted that we didn't have a leash for the watermelon too, so that we may bring it for its evening walk.

 

Sunday blues

April 25th 2010 8:40 am
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Fomfomfom likes to tell me every night before I sleep that I've made it through the day without any mishaps and that nothing has changed in my little doggie world. She almost muttered the same words tonight but she caught herself in time. Because today I went through applying the heartworm medicine, emptying my anal sacs and a bath.

Notwithstanding the unhappy events, I made it through.

And tomorrow will be a better day.

 

Classless

April 24th 2010 11:30 am
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Apparently there is this Taiwanese artiste who kissed and told on his ex girlfriend. We think that is so low and so classless.

A pox on him!

 

XP and GP

April 23rd 2010 9:01 am
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We always watch Spain On The Road Again on friday nights. Ah bee would try to come back early and we would all watch and salivate. Only over the food, spain has strange looking buildings, I get giddy just lookin'.

Tonight we placed an order for hokkien noodles that cha bought back and we pretended it was the paella in the show. Um, there were prawns in both.

 

We need justice

April 22nd 2010 7:15 am
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I read in the papers today there was a dog mill that just threw up its hands and walked away from its dogs. Some dog lovers spent a five figure sum to buy over the abandoned dogs that were abused and neglected.

If I were a prosecutor, I would charge the owner with animal abuse and throw him into jail and throw away the key. If I were the judge, I'd execute him. An investment, he said.

If I were the legislature, I would pass laws to ban the sale of pets. If I had a private army, this guy is dead.

 

Yik! Yik!

April 21st 2010 8:23 am
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The termite people came today and found the termite problem was more serious than ah ma had thought. I could hear the maid squealing away upstairs and I wanted to save my insect friends, but cha refused to put me down. I was locked in her room and whenever I shouted at her, she would carry me out. I huffed and puffed for 2 hours while my friends were being exterminated.

Hmppfft.

 

Yik!

April 20th 2010 8:43 am
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Ah ma found termites in the bookshelf today, and they have eaten through some books. Ah ma was very unhappy and kept grumbling. Later, ah bee asked me whether I was the one who invited the termites home to roost. Oops, I didn't think about that. My habit of inviting mozzies and other insect friends home to stay, the termites might indeed be my friends.

No one's tellin' ah ma. Not me, no siree.

 

Sistas

April 19th 2010 6:19 am
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Chanel went to the vet today coz her eye suddenly swelled up. It turned out she might have been bitten in the eye by a spider or something. Giggles.

I understand how the doggone chanel feels, i have empathy. Sympathy without pity. Yup, no pity at all.

 
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