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Out of stock

August 6th 2010 9:55 am
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We tried so hard, but have finally come to the conclusion there is no kangaroo jerky to be had in the whole of singapore. Not even if I keep shouting.


I'll be good

August 5th 2010 7:59 am
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This morning I woke up and everyone was gone. I was so scared that they had all abandoned me that I promised cha I'll be a good girl from now on. I stuck to her real close all morning.

Fomfomfom came back at noon looking like cyclops and said she's not going to give me any lovin' today coz I'm a dirty girl. Then she went to sleep all afternoon.

Ugly, lazy and offensive.



August 4th 2010 9:18 am
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Ah bee was telling us how her clients mangle her name in unimaginable ways. Fomfomfom apparently sounds married over the phone and cha looks like she's married one day and single the next. One would think it's safer to call women Ms instead of Mrs.

Anyway, we decided that for today, I am Mrs Xiao.


Good deed for the day

August 3rd 2010 8:18 am
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Cha came back tonight very proud coz she had bought me lots of tidbits. I looked through them and they were either beef, which I am allergic to, or stuff that I'm already sick of. Cha was red-faced. But I thought those things needn't go to waste. I told fomfomfom to donate them to shelters so the doggies there can have them a treat.

I think I'm such a lovely girl.


Despicable Bee

August 2nd 2010 8:16 am
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Ah bee kept hitting me on the head with fomfomfom's bolster. I might be having a concussion. I'm calling the SPCA tomorrow.


The one that got away

August 1st 2010 9:36 am
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I had it in my mouth, a giganormous lizard. Then it struggled outta my grip and I was so going to get it again when Ah bee held me back. It got away.

That Ah bee is always cramping my style. I'm not going to bring her down for walks anymore.




July 31st 2010 10:18 am
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We love the kids downstairs. They're all adorable in their own ways. They say the darndest things and never cease to surprise us.

Today's funny came from Yishu; he's a two year old and he's such a little boy. He would climb on top of everything and then fall all the time but never once would he cry. He only cries when it's time for him to go home.

So anyway, I was downstairs with my tai ma when Yishu came running over. He put his hands on tai ma's knees and he said, "AH MA!!!"

For someone who can barely talk, that's pretty incredible. I don't know who taught him that but it left my tai ma chuckling with delight.

I forgive him for trying to feed me a pebble.


Rain rain!

July 30th 2010 8:50 am
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I woke up late today. Coz it was dark and raining cats and dogs and I thought it was still the middle of the night. I didn't get to go down anyway. Woot, it must be the wettest july in the history of singapore. I wonder how many ferrarris drowned in underground carparks again this morning.

But, I dunno, it's better than a sweltering July. This climate change thing, we might get a sweltering december. Boo.


My awesome stummy

July 29th 2010 8:30 am
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Yesterday ah ma cooked pig stummy and I had me a good helping at dinner. Then for supper, I had more. Ah bee even gave me vegetables and the braised pork meant for today. It was delicious.I got so full that fomfomfom and ah bee felt my stummy and said it was awesome.

Tonight was not awesome.



July 28th 2010 9:01 am
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I read today that someone in china dug out a dog's eyes and mutilated its genitals, and it was roaming the streets in that state. The dog was rescued by volunteers but it still died of infection, fortunately or unfortunately.

Why are there people like that? I wonder if they will squeal if someone digs out their eyes.

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