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You're welcome

October 23rd 2010 9:51 am
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It was getting unbearable, the haze and the heat, so I decided some rain would do all of us some good. I must have danced a little too enthusiastically though; the rain didn't let up till past 6.30. That means I only got 30 mins of my evening walk.

Plus giving it my all for the rain dance meant I was too bushed to do anything tonight but zonk out.

But it's okay. We all have to make sacrifices.



October 22nd 2010 9:44 am
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It felt like I smoked 10 cigarettes today, the haze was so bad. I had to rescue a few ticks who told me they were suffocating in the bad air. Alas, my mamas and ah ma found them one by one. The last to go was hiding between my eyes.

Oh well, I was getting cross-eyed entertaining him. Toodles, my friends. It's just not meant to be.


Not my fault

October 21st 2010 7:46 am
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I didn't poo today. I had intended to do it in the evening, but before I could get to it, fomfomfom had brought me home. It's the haze, it was very bad again today. My walk was only 40 minutes, that's barely enough for me to empty my bladder.

And ah ma scolded me when she realised I'd produced nothing today. Unbelievable.


Something unfamiliar

October 20th 2010 7:22 am
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Today I saw a cat! I hadn't seen one of those for ages. It was wonderful. I growled at it and would've had it for supper if fomfomfom hadn't cramped my style. Never mind, we'll leave it to die another day; meanwhile I hope it takes down some rats. Perhaps the condo's ecosystem would be more balanced with cats.

Cats! Beams.


Hazy days are back again

October 19th 2010 7:39 am
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It was suddenly hazy. Like wham bam! Like today. Not yesterday. It was very bad. My evening walk lasted exactly 28 minutes. For our continued good health, fomfomfom explained, we cannot stay out.



The botak girls

October 18th 2010 7:21 am
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Ah bee came back from work and was greeted by the sight of the 3 bald girls Janice, Mimi and Snowy. Apparently it was a case of the ticks.

They used to be all white. Now they are pink. Yes, I guess pink is a girly colour.


The things we go through

October 17th 2010 9:35 am
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There is this security guard who works the weekend shift. He likes to scream "good boy good boy!" when he sees me from afar. And this is after two years of my mamas telling him that I'm a girl.

So today he tried that again and Ah bee didn't care to correct him. But Fomfomfom did, when we saw him later. Then instead of saying "good boy good boy!" like he always does, he said "good boy good girl!".

Oh boy.


Heat stroke

October 16th 2010 9:32 am
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It's so hot it's criminal. I don't know how I made it through this week. All you global warming dessenters should come live here for a while.

And let's just say thank goodness for the ac. But I did just talk about global warming so I shall have to do my part and cut down on the consumption. Drastic times call for drastic measures so I think I am going to suggest they bring me for a haircut soon.

Wow, did I just say that?


Hunger strike

October 15th 2010 8:42 am
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I went on a hunger strike yesterday. They hadn't changed my dinner menu for years. I was sick of the pork. So I went without dinner and everyone's heart was aching.

Today I was hungry so I ate my dinner. I wonder if they will be serious about changing my dinner menu now.


Centre of the world

October 14th 2010 9:11 am
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Ah bee came back and complained to us how her friend is very self-centred. We jeered her friend and felt good about ourselves. Then fomfomfom said only one person in the whole wide world can be self-centred--Me. The Ping. That's coz I'm the centre of their world and my mamas orbit around me.

And that's the absolute truth!

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