Turn Left Turn Right

(Page 229 of 334: Viewing Diary Entry 2281 to 2290)  
[First 10 Diary Entries] Page Links:  224  225  226  227  228  229  230  231  232  233  234  [Last 10 Diary Entries]  

Mexican Jumpin' Bean

July 12th 2009 8:17 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Binbin was at the guard house today. So Ah bee, my BFF and myself, we took her out for a walk. Fomfomfom calls her the Mexican Jumpin' Bean because she jumps around so. Not today though. I suspect it's because she's tired out from staying in the cage the whole afternoon. Probably got baked under the sun.

My BFF and the bean had the audacity to run away and hide from me. Of course I caught up and I gave them both a good scolding. They cannot be let out running amok without supervision from me. It's simply not done.

And in case you think I only boss everyone around, I will have you know that I had the bean's back today. Mimi was too aggresive with her and I shouted at Mimi to tell her to stop. It's my duty to protect the bean since I took her out.

I'm responsible that way.


Who wants to be a stationmaster?

July 11th 2009 7:39 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Fomfomfom and I were watching Japan Hour just now after dinner. The hosts were in some rural part of Japan and they had just gotten off a train when they saw a little Yorkshire Terrier sitting on the counter of the train station. His name is Maron and he is the stationmaster of that train station. He wore a stationmaster's hat and a blue uniform.

This, my friends, is Maron- http://maron.moura.jp/

And you should check this out- http://maron.moura.jp/wp-content/themes/maron/movie/

He has subordinates under him too. Fomfomfom thought that is so cool. And she exclaimed so. She said I should get a job like Maron.

Piift. Why work when one can not work? She should know it better than anyone else.

But he is cute lah.


This will not do

July 10th 2009 7:12 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

I am 5 years and 7 months today! But there was no fuss. I'm starting to feel neglected, like I'm part of the furniture in the house. Nary a cake! Ah ma showed pity and gave me an egg yolk. The maintenance guy who showed up to look at our lights got more attention than me, the birthday girl.

I shall have to speak to ah ma about this disrespectful lack of attention. Disgraceful.



July 9th 2009 6:25 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Everyone had to go out today and I was left alone at home with analyn. It was an adventure, and I won't incriminate myself. Two hours later, fomfomfom came back and my adventure ended.

At night, ah ma came back with dust on her travel-weary shoulders and, only, dust in her empty wallet. Gambling brings nothing but an empty wallet.

So, don't use wallets. Put all your money in a shoebox. Like me. Even when devoid of money, there will still be toys in your shoebox. It is never empty. Unlike wallets.



Gone fishing

July 8th 2009 7:35 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Today it hit me, where is my ah ma? I asked fomfomfom and she told me ah ma's gone to do something very important. Ah ma's gone gambling!

I only blame myself for not realising it sooner. Or else I could have asked ah ma to place a bet for me. The last time, I won HKD 1000 by proxy.

Ahh, damn.


A new friend

July 7th 2009 7:17 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

I met the boxer dog today and we managed to be friends. Maybe it was the weather, maybe it was the time of day, maybe I was feeling mellow. But I stopped screaming enough to sniff her backside and that made us friends. She's only two and a half, just a baby.

And it was starting to rain so I let her go to pee, in case she can't hold it in. Coz she's only a baby.


Da show

July 6th 2009 7:14 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Today I was bored so I decided to show fomfomfom exactly how big my bladder is and how much pee I can keep inside me. It must have been like 10 gallons of pee and fomfomfom was increasingly horrified and tutted and muttered and dragged me to every patch of grass so that I may empty myself out.



Dubious standards

July 5th 2009 6:42 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Ah bee went to have her hair cut today. I got a shock when she came back. But Ah ma said it's a good haircut. I took one more look at Ah bee and it got me thinking about what Ah ma said about my haircut.

It got me worried.


Haircuts, electric collars and Michael Jackson

July 4th 2009 10:46 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

I had my hair cut today. I dislike going to the groomers. Even more than going to the vet's. But today wasn't too bad. We were done rather soon and this time, they didn't shave me down to my skin. That's coz Ah bee requested for the cute style. I look like a little puppy now. And Ah ma simply loves the look. She kept telling anyone who would listen that she is most pleased with the haircut this time. And she already has plans for my next trip to the groomers. I am not particularly excited about that but if Ah ma is happy, Xiao Ping is happy.

We met Binbin during our walk today and she looked like she just had a bath and she was all fluffed up. But fluffed up as she may be, I spotted a new collar on her. It's an electric collar and it's meant to send currents whenever she barks. That's coz she makes a lot of noise all the time and that is also why she gets left at the guard house whenever no one is at home. So she has to learn the hard way. But I think the collar might be broke; we heard she's still barking up a storm at home.

Ah ma was watching a show on MJ just now and she insisted I joined her. It was borin' stuff; I fell asleep. I mean, black or white? Oh please. It's black AND white.



July 3rd 2009 9:16 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

They fumigate the condo every alternate friday. Today is alternate friday, so I wasn't allowed to go for my afternoon walk. Ah ma says it is no good to sniff in those fumes and all that.

Die, mozzies.

  Sort By Oldest First

Xiao Ping


(What does RSS do?)