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My cycle-thon

November 11th 2009 7:19 am
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Cha wanted to join some cycle-thon. Being a cheapskate, she wanted to get 4 people to form a team. Fomfomfom's friend decided to pay heed to her old aching back, so cha was left scrambling at the last minute for a replacement. I thought, why not cha, fomfomfom, ah bee and me, we 4 can form a team? Fomfomfom should get a bike with a basket in front, and I can sit in the basket and we'll ride for 20 kilometres. How happy that would be.

I was a little upset when I learnt ah bee had found a replacement and no one had thought to ask me to join. I even had my water bottle and helmet ready.

 

My birthday

November 10th 2009 7:10 am
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I am 5 years and 11 months old today. Fomfomfom asked me what cake I wanted, but I didn't want any. Taking pictures with cakes that I never taste just isn't celebratory enough. I whispered in her ear, just so cha won't hear, I want kfc! One drumstick would be enough.

So while I was locked in cha's room in the afternoon and forced to nap, fomfomfom went to get me my chicken. She got a 3 piece meal, and I got the drumstick and half of another piece. I didn't get any chicken skin though, those are the best bits. Fomfomfom thought they were too salty for me.

I love kfc. Happy birthday to me!

 

Betcha didn't know that

November 9th 2009 7:29 am
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Fomfomfom's skin doctor told her we should never pop a pimple in the area above your lip and around the lower bits of the nose coz the bacteria will go to your brain. Via a vein.

I didn't know that. Scary.

 

No, I'm not a cat; I'm just playful

November 8th 2009 7:35 am
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They have gone knitting mad in this house. I heard someone in Ah bee's office got them started on knitting scarves for Mongol children. And Ah bee got us at home started on the same project. I think it's a wonderful idea, knitting scarves for the poor children.

It's wonderful also coz now we have many balls of wool at home. I saw them in a plastic bag on the floor. So I took off with the pretty pink wool and starting playing with it. The ball unwound and I ended up with a mess of pretty pink wool. I was about to roll in it when Ah ma came and took it from me, all the while scolding me (and everyone for letting me play with the wool).

I told Ah ma I was only trying to help by unwinding the wool for them so they may knit faster but she didn't buy it and I didn't get the wool back.

I need another plan.

 

Saved a trip

November 7th 2009 9:14 am
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Ah bee emptied my anal sacs for me at home today. It took 2 pairs of gloves, lotsa KY and even more tissue paper. It got me upset. I later understood that this means I don't have to go to the vet tomorrow.

In that case, I forgive her.

 

One born every minute

November 6th 2009 7:12 am
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Oooh all these nigerian scamsters. They are not even nigerians these days. Everything gets pirated these days. There's just no sanctity anymore.

Our maid Jelyn got a call today saying she'd won 3 million pesos. She wanted to go to where the filippino nigerian smut told her to, coz "it's a lot of money".

How do we break the news to her? And by the way, it's the 2nd time she'd gotten such a call. Oh, to give up 6 million pesos. It simply breaks the heart.

 

2 white flags

November 5th 2009 7:26 am
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It rained, like, all day. They told me to forget about my evening walk. But pingping doesn't do forgetaboutit. I followed fomfomfom everywhere and looked at her with my big beautiful eyes all evening and she finally capitulated. We went down at 7pm when it was already pitch dark and all splooshy wet. Whee. We played for almost an hour.

Cha is still jetlagged, so useless she is. She went to bed at 8pm and locked my lamb ear in with her. I wanted it at 11pm so I knocked on her door. She opened the door and refused to give it to me. Then she closed the door as if that were the end of the matter. But nobody closes the door in pingping's face. So I persevered and knocked on the door until it opened and my lamb ear flew out.

Whee. We chinese have a saying: have perseverance, will needle. Pingping needled!

 

Good as gold

November 4th 2009 7:06 am
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I understand that gold has reached a record-busting price. I don't own any gold. How unhappy I am.

But fomfomfom came home with kangaroo sausages and gave me half a sausage. The rest she kept in my cabinet so I may whine for it all the time. I think I'll rather have sausages than gold.

That's how I keep happy.

p.s. auntie wenli told fomfomfom today, if you're happy and you know it, check again. Giggles.

 

Snubbed

November 3rd 2009 7:30 am
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I saw a birdie sitting on the carpet outside the gym today. I went up to say hi but she wasn't very friendly. Maybe she was injured and not in a good mood. She didn't like my nose touching her and fluttered hard and flew away.

I don't know how to fly.

 

Only 2 walks today

November 2nd 2009 9:02 am
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Ooh, how it rained today. It was so hot at 1pm fomfomfom cut short my walk and we went home to sit in an air con room. Then it promptly began to pour, right through till evening and I missed my evening walk.

How unhappy i am.

 
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