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XP and GP

April 23rd 2010 9:01 am
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We always watch Spain On The Road Again on friday nights. Ah bee would try to come back early and we would all watch and salivate. Only over the food, spain has strange looking buildings, I get giddy just lookin'.

Tonight we placed an order for hokkien noodles that cha bought back and we pretended it was the paella in the show. Um, there were prawns in both.

 

We need justice

April 22nd 2010 7:15 am
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I read in the papers today there was a dog mill that just threw up its hands and walked away from its dogs. Some dog lovers spent a five figure sum to buy over the abandoned dogs that were abused and neglected.

If I were a prosecutor, I would charge the owner with animal abuse and throw him into jail and throw away the key. If I were the judge, I'd execute him. An investment, he said.

If I were the legislature, I would pass laws to ban the sale of pets. If I had a private army, this guy is dead.

 

Yik! Yik!

April 21st 2010 8:23 am
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The termite people came today and found the termite problem was more serious than ah ma had thought. I could hear the maid squealing away upstairs and I wanted to save my insect friends, but cha refused to put me down. I was locked in her room and whenever I shouted at her, she would carry me out. I huffed and puffed for 2 hours while my friends were being exterminated.

Hmppfft.

 

Yik!

April 20th 2010 8:43 am
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Ah ma found termites in the bookshelf today, and they have eaten through some books. Ah ma was very unhappy and kept grumbling. Later, ah bee asked me whether I was the one who invited the termites home to roost. Oops, I didn't think about that. My habit of inviting mozzies and other insect friends home to stay, the termites might indeed be my friends.

No one's tellin' ah ma. Not me, no siree.

 

Sistas

April 19th 2010 6:19 am
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Chanel went to the vet today coz her eye suddenly swelled up. It turned out she might have been bitten in the eye by a spider or something. Giggles.

I understand how the doggone chanel feels, i have empathy. Sympathy without pity. Yup, no pity at all.

 

Chachacha is back from Penang!

April 18th 2010 7:14 am
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Fomfomfom gave Amanda a kinderjoy and she asked, "You're not giving me the whole box?" Faints. I think someone needs to spank her backside!

In other news, Ah bee conducted a blind test. She told Fomfomfom there's a Chinese boy who sounds like Whitney Houston and played a clip. She asked Fomfomfom if that was Whitney Houston or the Chinese boy and Fomfomfom said, "Whitney!"

Wrong!

Watch it.

 

It's Pingu night again

April 17th 2010 10:05 am
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Fomfomfom promised the bandits that she would buy them kinderjoys so she sent Ah bee to get 'em. Who came back with a box of 18. Might as well she says.

Only the bandits went out in the evening and so Fomfomfom was left holding the box of kinderjoys.

So we handed them out to whoever we saw.

Might as well.

 

Big bright eyes are back again

April 16th 2010 6:08 am
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I went to the vet's this morning for a reconsultation, when the vet woman declared my left eye healed. But that's not the point. What I want to say is, we saw a girl there who had stepped out of another century to be at the animal clinic today. About 20 years old, she was dressed most strangely, in like what people would wear a hundred years ago. But she spoke english and cantonese and she was with an elderly woman who was dressed in this century's clothes. And their dog was in bad shape. Strange people.

We came home and met oliver and sonya's mother, who asked if nicky was fomfomfom's son. Fomfomfom looked so stunned I wanted to laugh. I told auntie I'm fomfomfom's only child and that was that.

We stood eliza up this evening 2nd time in a row. It wasn't intentional, it was raining heavily. Oops.

 

Beamin'!

April 15th 2010 7:59 am
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Cha went to penang 2 nights ago, and I have to sleep with fomfomfom at night. I guess there's no difference, just that fomfomfom's more enthusiastic about getting me up to pee at night. And my morning walks are much longer. Fomfomfom's wonderful that way.

I guess I don't miss cha at all! Beam. But amanda does. She says she misses cha a little. We duly conveyed that fact to cha and I can see her beam 100 miles away.

 

Karen!

April 14th 2010 7:28 am
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Today we learnt from bean bean's maid that karen had gone back to australia with her entire family for good. I last saw her exactly one week ago, I didn't expect that to be the last. She's such a darling, but i guess it's a good thing she won't have to put up with her scum of a maid anymore. That maid is dangerous to children.

Bye bye karen! We'll miss you!

 
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