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I don't know if the cat is a boy or girl, he/she is just an- "it" to me anyway

February 21st 2009 7:21 am
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I went to the bicycle racks to look for the tabby cat again today. I've been barking at it for 3 days now. It always hides behind the bicycles, what a scaredy cat.

I strutted there again today and barked up a storm. My barking must have scared it insane and pushed it over the edge. For it suddenly snarled at me viciously. How out of character.

What fear does to a scaredy cat.

 

Planning my future

February 20th 2009 5:02 am
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Last night I told ah bee solemnly to register a company for me coz I want to be a pimp. Ah ma overheard us and laughed and laughed and laughed. I was a little offended. Ah ma said I had no inventory, how was I to start business?

I said I would be making a visit to the dog farm soon, and I would pick out the most sultry newly arrived puppies. I would groom them and then I can open shop.

Ah ma cackled till she was in bed and I stomped out of her room.

 

It's raining panties

February 19th 2009 6:30 am
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Ah bee brought home a load of panties yesterday. Like thirty or so. They are some lady's secrets. Some had pictures of doggies on them, so I liked those. Ah bee and fomfomfom also liked them so much they wore the panties on their heads and took pictures. The layered panties they thought might become a fashion statement and they were proud.

It's just that the panties were too big for me to wear on my head or anywhere else.

 

Ah bee says she will be very fai with fom's computer , then- she was verified

February 18th 2009 7:41 am
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My hair must be long. I went down to play, then I shat, it was soft coz I'd been having lots of pork. *blush* Then we came up and cha spent 10 minutes cleaning my behind. Finally she gave up and she washed my backside. The indignity of it.

A haircut will restore my dignity.

 

Like it is

February 17th 2009 6:33 am
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We went to the vet's today. It was anal business. The vet woman started gibbering when she saw me, and we paid her no attention. I squirted some juice on her arm and uniform coz she was making me so uncomfortable. When it was done I wagged my tail and they all laughed at me.

I don't know what's so funny. I wag my tail when I am happy.

 

Ah ma washed all my beds and blankets coz my head was smelly

February 16th 2009 7:51 am
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It was smokin' this evening. The air was all burnt and ashy and smelly. Ah ma pointed out a hill burning yonder. Luckily the wind changed direction just as I was about to go for my evening walk.

Ah bee came back and sat with me and fomfomfom at the badminton court bench. A few kids came by on tricycles and declared me a doggie. Fomfomfom then discussed with ah bee whether to tell them I'm actually a persian cat from ancient mesopotamia. But then their grandmothers came by and we were afraid the kids would fall off their tricycles.

We didn't tell them.

 

My first rose

February 15th 2009 7:40 am
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Ah ma laughed at me today, she said my boyfriends didn't give me flowers for valentine's day yesterday. I defended my boyfriends, as a loyal girlfriend should, I said they don't get pocket money, they can't afford flowers. But cha said they should have picked some flowers and given them to me anyway.

All these comments made me feel less of a woman so I kept quiet. Luckily, ah bee remembered someone did give me a rose, so she brought it to me and I was happy again. I attacked it and its short life was worthwhile.

What a joy a rose is.

 

I love my wife biscuit

February 14th 2009 8:36 am
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It is Valentine's Day today. I spent it lying around the house. Finally it was time for my walk, but the lousy security guard ZG had to come and harrass me. Ah bee was so irritated she yanked me home and proceeded to give me a bath coz ZG had touched me with his dirty hands. I was so unhappy.

And at night cha came back with a tiffany's little blue box and fomfomfom tied the ribbon around my neck and took pictures. I felt they were making fun of me. Later, they tied it around my tail too.

I found comfort in my wife biscuit. I hid it beside my volleyball, where I hide everything of any importance. But fomfomfom had to come and disturb our time together so I kept it in my mouth.

I love my wife biscuit, especially on a night like this one.

 

Lucky day

February 13th 2009 8:37 am
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Woo hoo, it is friday the 13th today. I didn't meet any black cat who crossed my path today. Lucky me.

 

Murderers ought to be slow roasted

February 12th 2009 6:58 am
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I saw in the papers today, this poor little koala bear. She was trying to flee the forest fire in australia and got her paws injured. Even her nose seems scorched. When the fireman found her, she held his hand and drank 2 bottles of water. The news brought tears to my eyes, all those poor animals who didn't manage to escape. I hope to make friends with this koala bear, I will hold her hand too.

The arsonists are murderers.

 
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