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Dettol

October 1st 2010 5:51 am
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My mamas decided that it's too dangerous to walk around downstairs with the rats running about and rat poison everywhere, presumably, that they started washing my feet with dettol. It smells like the vet clinic and the smell follows me everywhere. I feel ill just smelling it. 3 times a day!

Oh woe. My mamas tell me it's for my own good I must put up with it. It's all the useless management's fault the rats are flourishing. My paws used to smell so nice. I'm so unhappy.

 

Damn lizard

September 30th 2010 9:16 am
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Today I saw an iguana. Fomfomfom let me within a nose's length and no nearer. It refused to move either; I was so close, yet too far, it was INFURIATING. The lizard's so self-confident, one day it'll get eaten up by something. And ouch, my armpits' are leash-burned from my efforts.

 

Duh. Duh.

September 29th 2010 7:49 am
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Ah ma is watching too much tv. She's comparing me with those dogs who perform on tv. Those doggies are a little lacking in dignity, I feel. So ah ma asks me, what is one plus one? I'm supposed to say "woof" twice.

Like, duh.

 

A winnah!

September 28th 2010 9:05 am
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Fomfomfom and ah ma went to the casino today. Ah ma lost her pants and it was :( but fomfomfom made some money and put $100 in my shoebox.

I must encourage them to go to the casinos more often. Not ah ma though.

 

Ugly

September 27th 2010 6:59 am
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I think the world is very ugly. My friend a mongrel has been sent to the SPCA coz she attacked the maid. She'll almost certainly be put down soon if her owners don't take her back.

Sometimes I really don't like this world.

 

Zoom Zoom!

September 26th 2010 8:54 am
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Fastest weekend in Singapore - F1 is in town! We love how Singapore is so haps and all; makes me swell with pride.

Except I forgot to watch the race and now I need to google the winner so I may make small talk if need be.

 

The Panda Ping and the Busy Bee

September 25th 2010 11:25 am
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I found in Ah bee's luggage a little panda soft toy today. So I grabbed it and ran away. Of course it's for me; who else can it be for. It's a panda soft toy with a little bee on its chest - a gift from Ah bee to me, Panda Ping. *giggles* Ah bee is so cheesy. But I like.

She snatched it back a while later and took it to the bathroom where she scrubbed it clean. Chemicals, she muttered under her breath. Then she tried to dry it with Cha's industrial sized hairdryer. I screamed at her from the bathroom to Cha's room and finally she returned the dripping wet toy to me.

4 days since she came back and she has to wait till I found the toy myself before she'd even think of washing it and giving it to me.

Stupido.

 

Yums!

September 24th 2010 9:21 am
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Today Muffin gave me a mooncake to celebrate the mooncake festival. It is 2 days late but I accepted it all the same. Ah bee gave me roast goose for supper and it was yums! Then I had the mooncake and it was a wonderful meal.

Now I know why people always like dessert after a meal.

 

Caught in the act

September 23rd 2010 6:08 am
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Ah ma caught me sleeping on fomfomfom's bed yesterday. Today I had to sleep on towels on fomfomfom's bed.

It's a bit demeaning.

 

Fairy on the moon

September 22nd 2010 5:11 am
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It is the mid-autumn festival today. My mamas didn't buy me a lantern; they brought me to see the vet woman instead. I am so unhappy. Everyone is abusing me.

 
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