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Puppy love

September 19th 2009 5:50 am
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Today the younger twin told me she's got a c-r-u-s-h on Jonathan. My spelling ain't so good but fomfomfom told me that spells crush, which means she's secretly in love with jonathan. I giggled and promised to help her. So I strode to Jonathan and asked him if he's got any girls he likes in this condo. He said not in this condo, only in school.

I told the twin the good news, she may yet be his exclusive squeeze in this condo. We only have to work a little harder. So I asked him what kind of girl he likes. Long hair, thin, no spectacles and noisy (not quiet girls!), he said.

I think the twin can't fail. She only has to lose the glasses and she'll be swingin'. If she can't see anything without her glasses, which indeed she can't (10 year olds these days have such bad eyesight), she can just cling on to jonathan's arm and let him guide her.



Cold and smoky

September 18th 2009 5:59 am
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It's a rare cold day in singapore. Whee! About 26 degrees, I reckon. The past few days were so hot and stifling I almost couldn't think. It's with great insight today that I made fomfomfom cover me with a blanket while I nap.

But there was smoke everywhere. I think it might be the last day of the month of hungry ghosts, I haven't had time to consult my almanac. That's why people were burning joss sticks and paper stuff everywhere.

Ah well, it's better than hot and smoky.



September 17th 2009 6:23 am
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I met kiki and koko yesterday. Their hair had grown out a little and I made an earthshaking discovery. They're white and brown! I'd always thought they're pure white doggies. Fomfomfom was surprised too. We told ah bee and she was, well, surprised three.

I'm thinkin', maybe they had a recent dye job. No way they are brown.


Baa baa

September 16th 2009 5:36 am
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I woke up with a start last night. Where was lampchop? I had to find it quick, so I woke cha up and had her open the door for me. Cha irritably went outside and hurled my beloved lambchop into the room. Oh, my lambchop.

Today, it was present number 2. A sheepskin rug! I hurled myself onto it immediately and am pleased to say it's not bad.

Present accepted. Beam.


Fomfomfom is back!

September 15th 2009 7:20 am
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And she brought me a little lamb soft toy. She has makeup on and her name is Lamb Chop. It wasn't the lamblet I was expecting but it will do.

I hear there is another present for me but I have to wait till she unpacks.

Can hardly contain myself.



September 14th 2009 10:11 am
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We went to see the vet woman today. Ah bee had her, I don't know, 5th tutorial or something. And still she only managed to pass.

So bad.


Dua dng is the new deu dor

September 13th 2009 11:57 am
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Ah bee went out and bought some fried pig intestines for Ah ma coz those are her fav. But Ah ma didn't quite enjoy them. Don't worry, they didn't go to waste.



Pudding and pie

September 12th 2009 11:30 am
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I did a Georgie Porgie today.

I kissed the girls - the hairy girl, her maid, Eliza's friend's brother who looks like a girl (so he counts as a girl too), and his maid. *beams* But I didn't make them cry. They laughed most happily.

The only person who cried was Nicky. And he cried twice too. I'm not sure why he did but maybe I should have kissed him too.


No prizes

September 11th 2009 12:33 pm
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for guessing who is too busy watching Taiwanese news to give me a belly rub.

But I forgive her. It is not often she finds something she's so passionate about. It's important to have passion; I know all about passion.

And if you don't have one, maybe you can try eating some deu dor.


A birthday without cake.

September 10th 2009 8:56 am
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We met Eliza and her siblings at the playground. She asked Ah bee, why does Sushi have such big teeth? Ah bee told her, all the better to eat sushi with. She frowned and asked, will she eat me? Maybe, Ah bee replied. She looked genuinely horrified.

What I would really like to sink my teeth into, is a slice of banana cake, since it is my monthly birthday. Alas, there was no cake. And no deu dor in lieu of cake.

I need to speak to someone about this. It's unacceptable.

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