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Ah ma calls me little furball

April 28th 2009 8:52 am
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And she sniggers I'll be a sausage on saturday after my haircut.

Fomfomfom taught me to brush my teeth today. All it took was some lard pieces. But I wasn't stupid, no siree. I learnt very slowly, on purpose of course, what's a little teethbrushing? It ain't rocket science. I learnt slowly so that she'll have to continue the lessons for many more days to come and I'll get fried lard pieces for many more days.

It's lovely, the incentives in this house.

 

Hot day

April 27th 2009 8:40 am
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Ah ma imprisoned me in her room this afternoon and insisted I stay in the air conditioning. It was a hot day again, so I didn't mind much, I guess.

After my evening walk, ah ma locked me in her room again. By then I was an old hand so I lounged near the door and basked away. Oh how I basked. Ah bee and fomfomfom came in and wagged their finger at me but I think they were just jealous coz ah ma didn't insist they sit in an air con room. They could only rot outside in the heat.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Back

April 26th 2009 8:09 am
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I refused to pee before bedtime last night and they were very sad. That apartment just doesn't do it for me. I was very sad too.

We came back to the condo today. I was very happy so I jumped and hopped and jumped and hopped. Ah ma was happy to see me too and cooked a lot of food for dinner. And she scrubbed me real clean too. I felt safe so I slept well after dinner.

All these moving about is tiring business. I don't like it at all. And I think ah ma doesn't like it too.

 

Sulk

April 25th 2009 7:35 am
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They brought me to the new apartment again. I didn't want to go, I wanted to spend time with ah ma in front of the tv. Alas they had to separate me and my ah ma. I'm not happy at all. I miss ah ma.

 

Extra lovin'

April 24th 2009 7:39 am
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Ah ma is so lovin' towards me. She got on the floor and fed me kibble one by one, I ate 33. She made me eat my dinner in her air-con room coz it's so hot. She scratched me when I was itching and I licked her hand to say thank you. I napped especially well coz ah ma was reading her papers beside me. She informed fomfomfom my left ear is looking red and told her to pay attention. And before she slept, she went into my room and switched on the air-con extra powerful for me in case I felt warm.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Happy days are here again

April 23rd 2009 7:25 am
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Last night in the new place was so miserable. I didn't want to pee coz it's so unfamiliar, and my mamas shh-ed me till one-plus am before they finally gave up. But I had drunk 2 bowls of water before bedtime so cha woke me up twice and fomfomfom once at 4am before I finally went. Everyone thought I was pitiful. So I got lots of lovin'.

Today is a different matter though. We went back to the condo and ah ma came back from her marketing expedition after 4 days so I'm happy again. Oh, and I realised dou dou is a boy, not a girl, and that he's a shih tzu mixed with something mysterious, not a pure shih tzu like me. Oops.

 

Moving house again

April 22nd 2009 7:51 am
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This morning cha and fomfomfom bundled me into the car and I shook and trembled all the way. We reached this apartment that's so much smaller than the condo and we stayed there all day. I insisted I wanted to go home, but no one took any heed. The grounds were alright, I spent some time exploring the place and marked it as my territory.

Ah bee is still not back and ah ma has been missing for 3 days already. And it seems we're spending the night in this strange small place. I feel miserable.

 

Sour sour

April 21st 2009 9:01 am
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Sister hairdresser saw me sitting enjoying the breeze with fomfomfom this afternoon and she said what a good life I have. I nodded and continued with my admiration of the breeze. I think she must have been jealous, for she suggested to fomfomfom that ah gong rent the shop next to hers and make me tend the shop. When she left, I snorted to fomfomfom.

Some people are just meant for a life of leisure. What can I say?

 

I miss ah ma

April 20th 2009 9:04 am
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Fomfomfom bought me a toothbrush. It's a 2 headed frankenstein monster. I didn't like it at all, so I sulked and refused to eat dinner afterwards. I told fomfomfom I never eat after brushing my teeth. If they brush my teeth everyday, I'll protest and starve myself.

At night it dawned on me I hadn't seen ah ma all day. Cha said ah ma has gone marketing, and fomfomfom sniggered about roulette in the market. I searched ah ma's room in the dark and I couldn't find her.

I'll tell ah ma she's not to go for these multi-day marketing expeditions anymore. Moreover, she never brings any food home.

 

Sore spot

April 19th 2009 8:32 am
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I played downstairs for like 3 hours today with ah bee, so I was tired at night. I watched the national geographic channel upside down with ah ma.

It was a show about dogs and wolves in the womb. Ah ma suddenly exclaimed, dogs have belly buttons! I was upset again, still upside down of course. Too tired to sit up, but not too tired to be upset.

Anyway, like I was saying, I was upset again. Again? you may well ask. Ah ma and my mamas have been bugging me for years about my belly button. I haven't been able to find it.

I discussed with ah bee and we thought we have an idea where it should be. Later we will mark it with a cross with a marker. And I'll show it to everyone I meet. How proud I will be then.

 
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