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Goodnight everybody!

May 17th 2010 8:09 am
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Ah bee couldn't sleep last night, so she hauled herself home from work real early today. She was in bed by 10pm. Me and fomfomfom and cha didn't know what to do with ourselves so fomfomfom fed me and tucked me into bed before 11pm.

It's real early for me, but I have my magic buttons. It's my pilllow, with button pictures on the pillowcase. I feel sleepy every time I lie on it. Can't even keep my eyes open!

Yawn. I must rest now.

 

The day after I bit fomfomfom on the lips

May 16th 2010 9:40 am
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She looks like she has a barcode on her upper lip and that someone punched her on her lower lip.

Giggles.

Ah bee and Cha kept telling me to bite her on the same spots again.

I'm not the only naughty one here.

 

Don't bite the lips that kiss you

May 15th 2010 9:47 am
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Unless of course you are napping and rudely awakened by said lips.

Fomfomfom totally deserved it.

Giggles.

 

Monkeys and monkeys

May 14th 2010 9:17 am
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We received a notice for payment from the National Parks Board. We scratched our heads for a while and wondered why we have to pay for the parks. So cha opened the letter and it turned out ah gong got caught feeding monkeys and was fined $500. Ah bee almost split her belly laughing when she heard. Ah gong was so indignant about it he wanted to confront the board and wave the letter in their faces. But we decided he would only end up in jail so we kept the letter and didn't give it to him.

Old men are such monkeys.

 

Kiss kiss

May 13th 2010 8:28 am
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I spied an iguana this afternoon and pounced on it. I had it in my mouth for a half second before it escaped. It was the first time I actually caught one, after years of staking them out. Fomfomfom was horrified and she went home to tell cha about it and they swore no one was going to kiss me all day.

Fomfomfom couldn't keep to her promise and slobbered me with kisses the rest of the day as usual. So she changed tack and said, we'll not tell ah bee about it and tomorrow morning, she'll kiss you and then we'll tell her.

Ok, i guess ah bee deserves to kiss me. She's still at work and it's almost midnight already. Yawn. I shall be dreaming of catching iguanas all night. *beam*

 

My imaginary friend

May 12th 2010 9:24 am
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Do you know that Isabella is a version of Elizabeth? My mamas always say isabella is my imaginary friend, and they always make fun of me. Like, if the phone rings, they'll tell me isabella's looking for me.

Now I can tell them, Isabella is not imaginary. Isabella is Eliza. I'm sure her parents named her Elizabeth, Eliza for short.

Ooh, my new best friend.

 

Or-ee-orrrr!

May 11th 2010 9:30 am
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My mamas were slurping up crab bee hoon for supper like neanderthals. I wanted some crab too but they weren't willing to share. So they threw me a trumpet-shaped corn snack like I were a beggar. It wasn't bad, so they gave me another one.

One doesn't expect much from neanderthals, i won't condescend to take offence. Ah bee the neanderthal split her skirt today. Again. Walking like an ape, no doubt.

 

6 years and 5 whole months!

May 10th 2010 8:29 am
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It is my birthday today! Again! Cha went out to get me a chicken mcnugget meal to celebrate. Unfortunately she was robbed at the lobby, and we lost the fries to nicky and eliza. No matter. The nuggets were yums.

Shanshan heard it was my birthday so she gave me a sandwich eraser. Later, she sent her maid to look for me all over the condo. I was finally found and a soft toy doggie was ceremoniously presented to me.

Ah, kids. One doesn't really know to kick them or kiss them.

 

Happy mothers day

May 9th 2010 8:27 am
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I didn't get to see my Sugar mummy today but I am sure she's having fun with my brother and sister.

I spent today with Ah ma. I know Ah ma loves me because she didn't scold me even though I came home all wet and dirty from my walk; she just scrubbed me clean without a word.

And I love Ah ma too even though she's going to the casino again tomorrow and won't be at home to rub my belly.

As long as she's happy. Beams.

 

We do what we can

May 8th 2010 10:05 am
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Fomfomfom got Ah bee started on buying kibble and shampoo for the dog shelter too. It's very important we don't forget about all the poor doggies out there who are not as lucky as we are. Do what you can- buy them something, give them a home, volunteer your time.. Every bit helps!

 
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