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Who you calling auntie?

August 6th 2009 9:03 am
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A kid, he was a new kid on the block, we've only started seeing him around these couple of days. He walked by us and greeted fomfomfom politely, hello auntie. Fomfomfom didn't react, so I nudged her and she looked around and stuttered back, oh...hello.

I just love it that the kid so sincerely and politely and unknowingly ribbed fomfomfom about her considerable age. And I love it even more that fomfomfom totally deserves it. After all, she's really old, like dinosaur old.

She swears she will corner the kid tomorrow and make him call her sister from now till forever.


Mega paws

August 5th 2009 8:32 am
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The boxer's lady owner today said, what big eyes you have. Then she said, oh my, what big paws you have.

I'll take that as 2 compliments.



August 4th 2009 8:38 am
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Today we ran into eliza and she pointed at me and said, his name is sushi. Fomfomfom corrected her and told her I'm a girl. Eliza then asked, why is he not a boy?

So I asked her, why are you not a boy? Then I left, before her answer further confounds me.


I feel better today

August 3rd 2009 7:50 am
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Ah ma made me roasted pork skin yesterday but I was feeling too unwell to write about it. I wasn't too unwell to enjoy it though. It was wonderful yesterday and it was wonderful today. I think there's still some left and it will be wonderful tomorrow.

It must be some miraculous drug, this pork skin. I think it heals arthritis. A little too slowly, but that's only coz fomfomfom was miserly with it. A bigger dose tomorrow should do it.


I'm in pain

August 2nd 2009 8:59 am
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My hind legs were hurting today, it was my arthritis again. I wanted some solitude so I didn't let them come near me for most of the day. They handled me like a precious diamond when they brought me down for walks, they carried me when I had to jump up stairs or over drains. Until I saw a cat, that is. I flew after the cat like the wind and I didn't spare any effort in hunting the cat down. And then I got home and I remembered my legs weren't well so I wanted some solitude again.

Everyone's heart was aching for me. I was feeling so unwell I didn't even want supper. I told ah bee and fomfomfom solemnly I wanted to sleep and they kissed me tenderly and let me go to bed.

I hope I feel better tomorrow.


That fart

August 1st 2009 11:11 am
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Ah be told everyone that I kept farting smelly farts tonight. It's because of all the delicious food I've been getting. Like the pork Ah ma steamed for me tonight. Yums.

Like she doesn't fart.


So precious

July 31st 2009 7:43 am
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I think crispy pork floss is wonderful. It's unthinkable that they didn't offer it to me. I climbed onto fomfomfom's belly and shouted in her ear before she offered me a little. In such miserly amounts and so slowly. I kept shouting and shouting.

One would think it's gold, the way they go about it.


Amanda doesn't know her sister's name

July 30th 2009 8:54 am
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Today fomfomfom asked eliza what her chinese name is. Eliza whispered it to fomfomfom but fomfomfom couldn't catch it. In the evening, we asked amanda what her chinese name is. We caught it, then we asked her what eliza's chinese name is. Amanda thought for a while and realised she didn't know.

Urk. Kids.


Fomfomfom is not old enough to go out with her mummy

July 29th 2009 8:27 am
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Today fomfomfom ran into eliza who just came back from kindergarten. Eliza inspected fomfomfom's groceries bags and was disappointed there was nothing for her. Fomfomfom offered her instant noodles but she didn't seem keen.

Woo hoo....I must make sure fomfomfom peers left and right before exiting her car with goodies next time. Eliza will rob us of all our goodies. And to make sure fomfomfom didn't say anything about her bandit ways, eliza asked fomfomfom where her mummy is.

Yes, it was a stunning question and fomfomfom giggled all the way home.


The $64,000 question

July 28th 2009 8:27 am
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Ah bee said she'd come home at 10 o'clock today, so I messaged her at 10 o'clock to remind her it's time. Ah bee asked me, what time is 10 o'clock? Ah hah. This is where I outshine eliza by a mile. Whereas her "what time is 9 o'clock" has no satisfactory profferred answer yet, I have an answer for ah bee.

10 o'clock is time for you to come back and play with me!

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