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I'm a baby again

September 25th 2008 9:08 am
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It was kind of late at night when ah ma came back with her dreaded luggage. Ah bee had promised me in the morning she would bring ah ma back tonight. I was happy again. But ah ma was more excited about telling all about her casino adventure in macau than in giving me a belly rub.

After ah ma had finally showered, we settled down to watch taiwanese news on tv and life feels back to normal again.

 

Rainy morning

September 24th 2008 8:20 am
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This morning I awoke in great enthusiasism, as always. But cha and ah bee pointed to the sky and said, krong krong. It was raining, and what a slow rain it was. It was eleven am before fomfomfom finally brought me down and it was still drizzling. We walked only 10 minutes before I was shivering and we went home.

:(

 

Guano guana

September 23rd 2008 7:53 am
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I spied 2 iguanas with my big bright eyes. They were on a tree. I tried to climb the tree to get at them, but it wasn't to be. I was disappointed. I wanted to bring one back as a present for ah ma coz ah ma is coming back soon.

Later, during a discussion with fomfomfom and cha, ah bee wondered what she would have done if I had gotten an iguana in my mouth. Perhaps she would dig it out out my mouth. Perhaps she would pick me up and hope I drop it.

All this hypotheticals are no good. I will go down tomorrow and try to get a real iguana. A hypothetical iguana is simply not good enough.

 

Cha says I look like a jack rascal

September 22nd 2008 8:48 am
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This morning I came across a strange looking thing. I can't imagine what it's used for, but I decided to bring it with me anyway. Later I learnt from cha that it's called a shuttlecock. I still can't tell what it's used for. I carried it in my mouth and trotted along. Afterall, it was my morning walk, I had to walk.

Then I came across a fellow canine I had to greet, so I dropped the shuttlecock and barked at him for a while. He must have been envious of my shuttlecock, but he doesn't have one coz afterall, shuttlecocks don't grow on trees. I showily picked it up and continued on my way.

Later I had to negotiate stairs. I asked cha to carry me down the flight, so she did, but she didn't take the shuttlecock. I sighed loudly and ran back up the stairs to bring my trophy with me, and this time, I walked down the stairs myself. Obviously you can't trust cha to do anything right.

I finally lost it when I put it down to pee and forgot about it. When I went back in the afternoon to look for it, it was gone. I was devastated. A little.

 

Where's your pizza?

September 21st 2008 8:14 am
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I saw that wretched luggage again this morning. This time Ah ma didn't even ask if I wanted to be a stowaway. She gathered up her stuff and declared that she was off to make a fortune. I'm not so sure about that. I don't think she has ever come back with money before. This time wouldn't be any different. Mark my words.

Fomfomfom says that she has received many complaints about me. Well, I wouldn't call two many and there's only one complainant. I merely chewed on Ah gong's sock and hid his shoe under the staircase. I don't see what the fuss is about. The sock will dry and he found the shoe, didn't he?

I need to go look for that elusive pizza now.

 

Ah ma's a piece of cake

September 20th 2008 7:50 am
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I was sleeping and I thought ah ma was patting me a little too hard, so I tried to bite her. Ah ma was furiously air-punching me when I decided I need more patting to lull me back to sleep so I licked ah ma's hand and sidled up to her. Ah ma forgave me and stopped pretending to punch me . We are good now.

Fomfomfom showed me her shorts that ah ma finally patched. I was glad coz fomfomfom didn't seem to care she was walking about with her butt showing for months. Ah ma couldn't tolerate the view either so she finally did something about it. Fomfomfom was delighted coz she thought the patch was funny, but I told her it doesn't even begin to compare with my heartfelt relief. You should have checked out the view from my position, I said.

I have a new boyfriend. His name is Russell and according to his owner, he has only one ball. i thought that is not too few because I only have one ball too and her name is Mikasa.

 

Paper, paper, toilet paper

September 19th 2008 8:07 am
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It has been a sweltering few days. Cha took a nap and lost her temper. Fomfomfom went for a cold shower and started sweating immediately after. Ah bee went to play squash. It was sweat central. Then they gave me a bath, carefully making sure the water was hot. So I lost my temper too.

At night I went alone to the balcony to view the moon. It has been a long time since I viewed the moon. Then I went in to watch Bloomberg television. Did you know the yield for commercial paper is at its highest in dunno-how-many years?

Then fomfomfom teased me and I got angry so I bit ah bee, then I sidled up to fomfomfom. Ah bee grumbled that I'm not very perceptive. I told her my perception only extends to commercial paper.

 

Da central bank of Santaland

September 18th 2008 5:52 am
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Oh, excuse me, is this my house? I'm sorry, I thought it was a bank. I must be forgiven, for people have been approaching us asking for loans, like we have more money than we know to do with. Perhaps we may help you lighten your load, we can almost read their thought bubbles.

In fact, they must have mistaken us for santa and his reindeers. For we know they have no intention of returning the loans.

When it snows in Singapore, darlings.

 

I didn't forget to write my diary tonight

September 17th 2008 7:23 am
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I'm writing real early tonight, in case I forget again. I went to the vet's. That's coz I have rusty colored stuff in my ears and they think it's like when I was a baby and I had it spread all over my ears. It was a bad infection and they didn't realise it until late and my mamas are still feeling guilty over it. Therefore I was brought to the vet's at the first sign of trouble.

Except that it wasn't. The vet woman said it's just ear wax, and my ears are very nice indeed. Fomfomfom refused to let it go and asked the vet woman if she has red ear wax. I was disappointed when she said no. Her dogs do though. Well, that was that and I think my mamas' reputation for paranoia is sealed at that clinic.

The clinic's resident shih tzu, her name must be mok mok. Or maugh maugh. Or mough mough. Or mauc mauc. Or moc moc. Or mawg mawg. Anyway, she needs a haircut. But she's got style and she lounges real good. And oh, that schmoozing. I might be a fan.

 

The noose

September 16th 2008 7:50 pm
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O ho ho ho, forgive my jollity. Yesterday was so exciting that I forgot to write my diary entry. It was nothing funny, depending on where you are, but I thought it was pretty funny. We had a visitor yesterday, and it seems he fancied himself a mini-hedge fund and leveraged himself up to his eyeballs.

We did a fed and bailed him out. But I thought, lounging by their feet as they ironed out a deal, like the fed, we're only delaying the day of reckoning.

 
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