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I threw up today

June 30th 2009 7:27 am
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I learnt a new trick today. I refuse to eat breakfast so I will get too hungry and throw up. Then ah ma's heart will ache terribly and she will break out the pork chops and frying pan, all the while muttering how bad it is to be hungry. Then I get porky chops in 5 minutes. Yummy.

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma.

 

Undying love

June 29th 2009 7:16 am
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It was the kong ba paus. I had diarrhoea and it was messy. Ah ma had to wash my backside with my shampoo and I wasn't happy about it at all.

I would still eat kong ba paus though.

 

BFF

June 28th 2009 7:45 am
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Today we learnt bin bin has gone out with her owner so she didn't need to sit under a tree in the hot weather all day. Hopefully the owner will bring her out more often like today. So I didn't get to see bin bin today. I miss her.

At night my best friend forever brought me kong ba paus. Kong ba paus are holy stuff, for they offer a glimpse into heaven. I am almost not an atheist anymore. I hope to worship every weekend. Like some religions.

 

Asking a little too much

June 27th 2009 9:24 am
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I saw Baby the shnauzer today in a distance so I barked loudly to say hello. Fomfomfom asked me why I can't be like other dogs and say bow wow wow instead of behaving in so unladylike a manner.

Moi? Bow wow wow? Insipid doesn't become me.

 

Ah bee ate something dirty

June 26th 2009 9:33 am
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Ah bee had been feeling sick since last night. So this morning she took 2 of my poo bags to work, in case she starts barfing. I charged her a nominal amount of $20 for each bag.

It's good to know I can be of help.

 

It's late

June 25th 2009 9:32 am
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I must wait for ah bee to come back every night before I will eat my supper and go to bed. That's because I'm the chief of security and I must make sure everyone is home and the door is latched before I can have a good night's sleep.

How responsible I am.

 

Blood test

June 24th 2009 8:17 am
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I didn't want to go to the vet's today so I clung to ah ma's thigh and refused to budge. So fomfomfom promised if my blood test results were ok, she'll make me pork chops for dinner. I reluctantly let go of ah ma.

At the vet's, it wasn't pleasant at all. I don't like needles, and when it was all done I asked for a pink bandage. But they didn't have any pink ones available so I chose a bandage with a camouflage pattern on it. I thought it made me look wild, like a beast. On an adventure.

The vet woman called a couple of hours later and said my bloodwork was very good, just that my phosphorous was low. But it's of no consequence. Fomfomfom was delighted and went out to buy me pork chops.

Personally I place great importance on promises made. A man is only as good as his word. I like fomfomfom's word.

 

Wavin' wabid

June 23rd 2009 7:36 am
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I think lightning is the naughtiest little girl in the whole wide world. But I like her still. And poor snowy seemed a little constipated today.

 

My stummy and the pig's stummy

June 22nd 2009 8:03 am
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Last night I had lots of pig stummy as a reward for having taken a bath. Alas no one knew it was going to cause me indigestion. This morning at 7am I threw up the undigested pig stummy and everyone's heart was aching for me. My heart ached for the wasted pig stummy. Later on my walks I had diarrhoea twice and now I'm on a strict kibble diet.

I expect it to last one day. Oh woe.

 

Brown nose's name is bin bin and she's 3 years old

June 21st 2009 8:45 am
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We brought her for a walk again today. We don't quarrel anymore, now that we're friends. We can exist peacefully together, as long as I'm walking in front of her. If she walks too far in front of me, I'll shout at her to remind her and she'll respectfully go to the back. Since I'm older, I'm her elder sister and I'll look out for her. That's why I have to walk in front.

My mamas say we're sisters now and I have to take care of bin bin. But she fought with lightning today and I stood by the side and cheered. I cheered for bin bin, coz I'm her elder sister now. Besides, lightning's a just a pea sized wavin' wabid.

I like being an elder sister.

 
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