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Cosy corner Number 1

June 29th 2010 6:00 am
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My aircon is leaking water. Cha decided she wasn't going to sleep with the aircon on last night and ah ma declared I was to sleep with fomfomfom. They shifted all my beds and rug to fomfomfom's room. All that was left was an empty space.

I started to get real anxious when I saw the empty space. I went to fomfomfom's room and sniffed at the replication of my sleeping quarters and I started pacing between cha's room and fomfomfom's.

My mamas' decided it was taking too big a toll on me so they let me sleep with cha. There were profuse apologies for trying to shift my cosy corner, and I'm not sure I want to forgive.

Happily, the aircon cooperated and didn't leak all night. I was comforted.

 

Resurrection

June 28th 2010 7:35 am
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Eliza informs me that her deceased soft toy doggie pinky has come back to life. Her name is now flinky. It is true, I saw flinky with my own big eyes.

Well, ain't that nice.

 

Second bath in two days

June 27th 2010 8:31 am
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I had to take another bath today. Because Fomfomfom forgot to administer my heartworm medicine yesterday. Hmph.

At least Paul the octopus didn't disappoint. Hasn't. Yet.

Ole ole ole ole!

 

Men

June 26th 2010 9:35 am
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We saw a baby lab today. He's so tiny he must not be more than a month old. He started pooping on the road and his owner tried to pick up his poop with a piece of newspaper. Instead, he somehow managed to smear the poop all over the road. They then hurried away embarrassed.

*giggles*

 

My new apartment

June 25th 2010 6:28 am
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I went for the 1st time to our new place. Actually it's not mine yet, it's a unit in the same condo ah ma and ah gong bought in my 3 mamas' names. It was wonderful, my 2 ah yi mamas and ah ma and ah gong were all there, I ran all over the place checking it out, and I went 3 times in 1 hour and everyone laughed at me.

I've convinced fomfomfom to give her share to me legally. Now we just have to kill cha and ah bee, their share will legally devolve to fomfomfom, who'll then give it all to me.

Yes, I like the place that much.

 

My improved bets

June 24th 2010 8:42 am
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I thought long and hard about how to improve my world cup betting results. So far I had lost 80 dollars without winning anything. So yesterday, I decided to watch the match between slovenia and england very carefully.

Somewhere, england scored a goal and I decided to place a bet then, that england would win. I made ah bee be the bookie this time round and I placed a $100 bet on england. She was somewhat reluctant to accept my bet but I scolded her that a bookie can't be selective coz it'd be discrimination and she shamefacedly accepted my bet.

I must remember to collect $100 from her. This strategy is working.

 

Foul

June 23rd 2010 8:49 am
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Ah ma kept disturbing me today. I would be sleeping in my room and she couldn't pass by without coming in to call me lazy. At night my mamas was watching the world cup and I was catching twenty winks and ah ma still couldn't pass me by. She planted her newspapers in front of my face and told me to read the papers. I didn't want to, and she slapped my backside with the papers. I jumped and all my mamas protested and ah ma cackled happily.

Ah bee told me to go into ah ma's room tomorrow afternoon while she's having her nap, call her lazy, fart and then run like the wind. Maybe then she won't always disturb me.

 

The sun

June 22nd 2010 9:40 am
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Fomfomfom was accosted by a neighbour who wanted to chat this evening and I had to hang around while they wagged their tongues. They couldn't have picked a better place, though? I sat facing the sun, which was having a real ball and being real glaring. Fomfomfom kept thinking the conversation would end any second so she didn't move me. Later, it must have been 5 or 10 minutes, she looked at the sun and wondered if I had suffered eye damage.

Now I have to learn the alphabet so that the vet woman may conduct an eye test on me next month.

 

My liver

June 21st 2010 8:57 am
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So my blood test today says my liver is a little stressed. Just a little, mind, no need for medication, no need to worry. But my mamas still decided to listen to that vet woman and cut down on my tidbits. I'll have to take another blood test next month.

I'm so unhappy.

But not as unhappy as the north koreans. Seven-nil. Woohoo!

 

All about singing

June 20th 2010 9:23 am
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They like to watch this Taiwanese singing competition thing every Sunday night. There's this girl who sings very well. She grew up in the States and Fomfomfom says there is something about growing up listening to black music that makes you sing like them. So they said I got to learn from her and to stop listening to Zhainani.

Hmph, Zhainani is a great song I will have all of you know. And I have perfected it too.

Later Ah bee said if Fomfomfom ever held a concert, she will sing Sally Yeh's song because she grew up listening to her songs. Ooh a concert! I told Fomfomfom that I wanted to be her opening act if that day ever comes.

That Ah bee said, "Ya, XP can open for you and after that, everyone will run for the door."

HMPH. One day I will tie Ah bee down and loop Zhainani on Itunes until she begs for mercy.

 
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