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Not the sincerest form of flattery

March 4th 2010 7:53 am
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I sneezed twice just now and ah bee kept laughing at me and imitating my sneeze. I am so angry. Like she's never sneezed in her life.

 

He thought my name is sushi

March 3rd 2010 7:22 am
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Eliza's big daddy came to us today and introduced himself. I guess we're friends now. But I know his real motive is to get fomfomfom's name, so that he may have a name to supply to the police when one of his kids go missing.

He's a smart guy.

 

My green thumb

March 2nd 2010 7:33 am
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Ah bee picked a seed with burrs off my hair and fomfomfom wondered what it is. I explained that it is a seed and I intend it to grow into a tree on my sheepskin rug so that it may provide me with shade.

I could tell they were impressed.

 

Horrible kids

March 1st 2010 7:51 am
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Today karen and her 4 year old friend almost stripped the kumquat plant outside the management office bare. Fomfomfom tried to stop them but I refused to budge so she could only tell them to stop. Of course kids don't listen. They need physical restraint before they will stop doing anything.

Anyway, I couldn't care less. If someone catches them in the act, it's none of my business. It's not fomfomfom's business either. We'll just say we don't know them.

And then, they started fighting and I told fomfomfom it's time to leave. We should leave them to themselves. Horrible kids.

 

Nicky boy

February 28th 2010 8:57 am
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There is a brown and white shih tzu on the 3rd floor. His name is Nicky and Cha likes him very much. Actually I think they all like him very much. His family was going to Malaysia for a couple of days and they asked if we could help feed him once on Saturday since he's used to having only one meal a day. So my mamas took turns to walk, feed and clean up after him. They also made sure to check on him often just to make sure he's okay. It doesn't take much but it means a lot to a poor little doggie left alone at home. We could tell he was suffering from a little anxiety because he would whine and bark when they leave him and kept sitting by the door waiting for someone to come back. He also lost his appetite for a while.

Happy to inform that his family is back now and the last we saw of little Nicky boy was him sleeping soundly on his side.

 

Fourteenth day of Chinese New Year

February 27th 2010 9:53 am
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They made me wear the orange skullcap. Dang, just one more day and I would have gotten away for this year. But no, they remembered and this time they were clever. They made me wear it while Fomfomfom was carrying me so I cannot fling it off. Then Cha took pictures of me. That wasn't all; they later put the skullcap on Lambchop. It's not enough I had to wear it; now my soft toy has to too? These people are ridiculous. So I snatched Lambchop away before they could take photos of her.

Hmph.

 

I feel sad

February 26th 2010 9:12 am
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Ah bee's colleague has a doggie called spotty. He's a jack russell and he's very sick. I don't know what's wrong with him but he's in the hospital. Ah bee went to visit him today and said he's very thin and can barely hold his head up. His mummy visits him twice a day, during lunchtime and after work. We were all very sad to hear about it.

But we think spotty's very lucky at least in one sense. His mummy loves him so much. Some people throw their dogs away when the doggies fall sick, like what happened to poor ruby downstairs.

I have to stop now. Any more and I'm going to cry.

 

Sheldon Cooper

February 25th 2010 8:47 am
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Fomfomfom bought me a real mini cooper today. It's red with a white roof, exactly like my remote controlled car. Fomfomfom wanted to call it pingster, but ah bee suggested sheldon. So sheldon it is, because I'm the best.

It'll be here in 3 weeks, and I shall be the 1st one to sit inside. My 1st car.

 

I'm the best

February 24th 2010 8:16 am
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Ah bee always tells me, you're the best. That's what she tells herself every morning in the mirror before work. I don't think that works, coz she drags herself home every night looking abused and defeated.

And fom's stupid and cha's ugly. That leaves ah ma. Ah ma's the best. I'm the bestest.

 

Trespassers will be persecuted

February 23rd 2010 6:06 am
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Fomfomfom found a tick on the side of my neck today. She said to the unfortunate creature, "Hallo. This is my property, not yours. Excuse me?" The tick refused to budge, and so it was a tug of war. The tick was hanging to me by the skin of its stubborn teeth and fomfomfom was trying to get it to let go. Then I began to bleed into my white fur and fomfomfom got really angry. The creature was dislodged in no time and crushed into bug mash.

Ouch.

 
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