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Bliss

October 9th 2010 8:51 am
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It's great that Fomfomfom is back. Today she went out and bought me a whole bag of tidbits. Just so she won't repeat the veal booboo, she called Ah bee and asked if venison is deer. Ah bee and I googled it and yes venison is deer. Green light!

She also got me some oral care kibble, like what I used to eat when I was younger. But she didn't read and the lamb formula she got has chicken in it. Ya I know right. So anyway, she's going to exchange it for something that won't give me the itchies.

Later I lay amongst my many packets of tidbits. It was bliss.

 

Fom who?

October 8th 2010 12:12 pm
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Fomfomfom came back today. For a moment I didn't quite recognise her. It was like who are you stranger and what are you doing in my house.

Then she whipped out two hundred dollars and presto my memory came back instantaneously.

 

Granny undies

October 7th 2010 10:53 am
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Ah bee came back with this funny looking bubble tube dress. It's for her friend's wedding. She informed Ah ma that it's very tight and she will need Ah ma to zip her up coz she cannot do it herself. What did I tell her about detoxing this week? But did she listen to me? Noooo. And now how? Fatty bee and tight dress.

So anyway, the point is, the dress is tres tight. And Ah ma expressed concern that the dress might rip, if it's as tight as what Ah bee claims. So Ah ma very helpfully suggested perhaps Ah bee should wear some tight girdle like undies. And she ran to her room, pulled one out from her drawer and did a show and tell. Something like this, this is what you want, she says.

You should have seen Cha and Ah bee's faces.

"I won't die if the dress rips BUT I WILL DIE IF IT RIPS AND I AM WEARING GRANNY UNDIES! I WILL DIE!"

Giggles and shizzles.

 

What does one have to do to get some respect around here

October 6th 2010 11:03 am
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That Fomfomfom, she has got no respect for me. I told her to place a bet for me, a hundred bucks on black. What did she do? She said pooooh pingping has no luck and she only put ten dollars on black. And what happens? BLACK!

I don't care. Plus the bet the other day, she's better be waving two hundred bucks in front of me before I'd let her in through the gate.

See what happpens when you don't listen to me?

 

When will Fomfomfom be back

October 5th 2010 11:34 am
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I've been keeping a lookout for Fomfomfom. It's boring without her around; Ah bee can't even do the goodnight routine properly. A poor substitute at best.

They told me she will be back before I know it. That's what they say.

This trip better be good for her coz she ain't going anywhere for a long time. I won't let her.

Hmph.

 

Happy Birthday Cha!

October 4th 2010 11:14 am
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She's thirty-one if you must know
And close to my heart I hold
What else can I say
It's her birthday
Oh yes and that she still glows!

 

Ah bee's mine!

October 3rd 2010 9:52 am
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Okay so they finally told me Fomfomfom is in New Zealand. And she texted me to tell me she's won some money at the casino and for me to expect one hundred dollars in my shoebox. Woot! I guess I can forgive her for sneaking away like that.

Ah bee went to help move Latte today and that Latte, she growled at Ah bee and bit her! I know she's had a very bad week so I forgive her. But everyone, note that I am the only one allowed to bite Ah bee. Go find your own Ah bee.

 

Missing!

October 2nd 2010 10:00 am
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Fomfomfom was gone when I woke up this morning. And she's still not back as I am writing this. Ah ma has been asking me where she is. I asked her the same and she only laughed.

So bad. Her daughter is nowhere to be seen and she only laughs.

Somebody call the police!

 

Dettol

October 1st 2010 5:51 am
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My mamas decided that it's too dangerous to walk around downstairs with the rats running about and rat poison everywhere, presumably, that they started washing my feet with dettol. It smells like the vet clinic and the smell follows me everywhere. I feel ill just smelling it. 3 times a day!

Oh woe. My mamas tell me it's for my own good I must put up with it. It's all the useless management's fault the rats are flourishing. My paws used to smell so nice. I'm so unhappy.

 

Damn lizard

September 30th 2010 9:16 am
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Today I saw an iguana. Fomfomfom let me within a nose's length and no nearer. It refused to move either; I was so close, yet too far, it was INFURIATING. The lizard's so self-confident, one day it'll get eaten up by something. And ouch, my armpits' are leash-burned from my efforts.

 
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