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Pee time

May 27th 2010 10:19 am
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We met kiki and koko today. I nosed around with koko and fomfomfom squatted to pat kiki. Then koko decided it's time to claim territory, so he peed on fomfomfom. His maid was horrified but fomfomfom assured her it's ok. I told her it's ok too, I usually can pee on fomfomfom's head and get away with it. She's a pushover.



May 26th 2010 7:48 am
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It was so hot today, starting in the morning. Fomfomfom told me to get changed, she'll bring me to the frozen food section of the supermarket. We'll squat there as an outing.

It's not a bad idea.


No lizards

May 25th 2010 9:23 am
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I think word must have gotten out. There was not one lizard to be had today!

Tortoises, them all. Anything, they hide in their shells. No challenge, no challenge!



I can't do chicken

May 24th 2010 8:11 am
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They keep saying i've been very naughty recently. But it's not my fault. My skin is itching all over and I'm so uncomfortable. You can't blame a girl for being in a foul mood. It's all the kfc they'd been feeding me a while ago.

So we'll all pay the price. I'll keep itching and keep biting them all.


It's not my fault

May 23rd 2010 8:39 am
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Today I put multiple holes in Ah bee's hand. I was already unhappy when she emptied my anal sacs. So during the walk when I told her to let me down and she refused, I bit her. That should teach her.



May 22nd 2010 10:14 am
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I am very unhappy today. Cha hit my backside and they ignored me so I went to sleep in my room alone. And when Ah bee came back, she said she cannot bring herself to sayang me. Only Ah ma is good to me. Ah ma loves me and I love Ah ma.

All over an iguana. I had found one in the bushes today and caught it in my mouth. It was struggling and so I shook my head furiously to make it stop. When I spat it out after a while, it lay on its back and despite Fomfomfom trying to get it to move, it never did. They say it must have died from a concussion.

They're angry with me because the iguana died.

And I'm angry with them for being angry with me.

But they promised they will get over it by tomorrow.



May 21st 2010 8:51 am
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People who breed doggies for profit should be shot. Can we sell their children? We have people here whose breeding doggies die a few weeks after they are rescued and given vet care. If they were not rescued, they would just die in suffering without anyone's knowledge. A breeder can go through hundreds of dogs like that. No regulations, no punishment.




May 20th 2010 8:55 am
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It's almost time my anal sacs were emptied, so ah bee told fomfomfom to go buy gloves, the surgical kind. Fomfomfom was feeling cute and wondered if she can buy the thick rubber kind used to wash dishes instead.

Cha and ah bee glared at her and ah bee said when it's time for us to empty fomfomfom's anal sacs, we'll use the cloth gloves used for opening durians with. Fomfomfom retorted there's no need for that; she'll get the vet to empty her anal sacs.

I'm going to clean out my ears.



May 19th 2010 8:21 am
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There's this boy who likes to play downstairs. He's such a weirdo that no one likes to play with him. And it's not that we're mean, we did give him a chance, but he's so irritating fomfomfom ended up ignoring him.

Anyway, there he was again today, following someone on his bike and shouting away. We were supremely irritated coz that someone else was clearly ignoring him. The gods were watching coz soon, he fell off his bike right in front of us. Me and fomfomfom, we saw, we sniggered, and then we walked away!

Sometimes, being mean just feels so good.


Blow your house down

May 18th 2010 9:06 am
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The wind was blowing so strongly just now I'm sure it's going to rain again tonight. Just like how it's been raining these few days.

For such strange rains so close to June, I call it the El-Lilo-and-Stitch phenomenon.

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