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We hope Daisy is feeling better

June 6th 2010 10:04 am
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Fomfomfom went to see Daisy today armed with a syringe filled with Johnnie Walker. She wanted to douse the ticks with alcohol so they will die.

But when we met her later, her syringe was still full of the alcohol. She didn't use it in the end; she picked the ticks out one by one. She was afraid Daisy might catch fire.

Giggles. I don't think so but it's good to know most of the ticks have been removed. Plus her family will be back tomorrow so Daisy should be happy and I can go back to monopolizing Fomfomfom.

Very good.

 

Whatever floats her boat

June 5th 2010 10:54 am
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Cha went to feed Daisy this evening. she came back and told of how Daisy put her paw on Cha's shoulder. And what a big paw it is too, she gushed.

Pooh it's just a paw on the shoulder she wants. So I ate a lot for supper; I don't believe if I eat enough, I can't grow to Daisy's size.

 

A flower called Daisy

June 4th 2010 9:28 am
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Daisy is a golden retriever who lives in a townhouse downstairs. Her family has gone off for a vacation so fomfomfom has been asked to help feed her.

So off we went today to feed daisy. She brought out her rag, slipper and wagged her tail, but refused to eat. All my mamas declared her a slut before the day is out. (And as a side show, fomfomfom battled and slayed a tick that was as big as daisy. Made my skin crawl, that tick did.)

Hmmfft. My mamas used to lovingly call me a slut too. That damn daisy.

 

Barcook no good

June 3rd 2010 8:02 am
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Ah bee came back real early today coz it was movie night and she wasn't going to the movie. She came back with this bun called a barcook. It's a warm soft thing, it had promise. Until you eat it. It's filled with a horrid sweet cream cheese and raisins. Fomfomfom said, yuck. Cha gagged. I know cha gags at my poop sometimes. I don't believe this barcook thing is very good at all. But ah bee says there's always a long queue for it. Don't ask me.

Then a golden retriever chased me. Fomfomfom told me to run and so we ran, shrieking all the way. Luckily the maid holding the golden retriever finally got the idea it wasn't funny to be chasing us and desisted.

Some people are so silly.

 

Shocking!

June 2nd 2010 9:41 am
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There was a series of slashing a few days ago. One man died, 2 are in serious conditions and a 4th boy got half his palm hacked off. Thankfully doctors managed to reattach it.

Today I realised the crimes were all committed by the same gang of foreigners! For what, you ask? It was all done for some spare change and a couple of handphones.

Have these people lost their minds? I imagine, the victims would give up their few cents and used mobile phones if you just held a knife to their necks, so worthless these things are. Now these criminals must be put to death.

They so deserve nothing less.

 

A good idea

June 1st 2010 8:41 am
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Oh wow, I read something radical. Some cities in the USA have banned the sale of pets in retail stores. I think that's real civilised. We should push the idea forward here too. Puppy mills should be made illegal and people should get pets from shelters.

Oooh, let me delete "How much is that doggie in the window" from my ipod.

 

The beautiful world cup

May 31st 2010 8:29 am
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We've subscribed to the world cup cable package. Luckily I saw the ad today and saw that it's the last day for the early bird special. I bugged cha to subscribe right away. We managed to save about $26 dollars, which I will turn into a million dollars.

The trick is to watch every match on tv and place some strategic bets. What a good investment this will be. I can't wait.

 

Sweatshop

May 30th 2010 8:45 am
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You must have heard of Foxconn, that factory in China which manufactures IPhones and makes other tech parts for companies like Dell and Nokia. So there has been a spate of suicides becuase of the alleged sweatshop-like working conditions. It's terrible.

I shan't complain about them making me mill rice anymore. It's hard work but at least I don't get fined for talking while at work.

 

No more Sangu on Sat nights

May 29th 2010 10:08 am
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Ah bee went to the dog shelter today and she came back with stories good and bad. Stories about people who care for the dogs that are not theirs and take care of them. About people who don't care for their dogs and about people who are only concerned with making money from dogs.

All sorts.

We just find it incredible how ugly people can be. And we want to raise a private army.

 

IPing

May 28th 2010 8:30 am
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We hear the IPad went on sale in many countries today. We talked about all the Apple products and we think they should name the next one after me.

It will be called the IPing.

You know you want an IPing.

 
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