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Middle of the night

July 9th 2010 9:27 am
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Fomfomfom was kept awake in the wee hours in the morning, like 5am, by our strange neighbour who has a habit of clattering plates for more than an hour each morning. Apparently it was the straw that broke the fomfomfom's back, for we have been tolerating them for quite a while now.

So fomfomfom caught the daughter of that strange person and informed her of their strange habit, which apparently they do not find strange at all. The poor girl seemed petrified, but fomfomfom said she deserves it coz they are so strange.

We will be keeping our ears wide open tonight. If we catch them again, fomfomfom says, woe is them.

 

Scooby-doo

July 8th 2010 7:46 am
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One does not heed paul at one's own peril. I regret to inform I couldn't wait for paul's prediction and bet on germany instead. Spain won. Oh woe.

Anyway, we found ourselves watching scooby-doo. Ah bee wondered what the little sidekick was called, she offered little doo. Fomfomfom thought it might be scooby-dee.

I educated them that he's called scrappy-doo. They mustn't have had much of a childhood.

 

Man vs food

July 7th 2010 8:24 am
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They always watch man vs food on tv, weekly, like it's a religion or something. Then they'd feel the munchies creep up and start foraging for food. Today, ah bee was inspired to have cup noodles and cha, to fire up the stove and whip up a bowl of instant noodles.

I'm only proud of fomfomfom, who had 4 water apples. It's not true that food always wins in this house.

 

Ah bee is too free

July 6th 2010 7:40 am
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I think ah bee is too free. Yesterday she went off work at 5 plus for a haircut, today she went to buy cockles and porky things home. The cockles were all bloody and the pork was covered in, get this, milk powder.

Such hazardous things. I should speak with ah bee's bosses to keep her at work. Afterall, she is indentured for a salary.

 

Youth day

July 5th 2010 8:18 am
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The kids were screaming real early in the afternoon and they disturbed our nap. How irritated we were. It was only later we saw amanda and enquired why she wasn't in school that we learnt it is youth day. That's why the youths were loose.

Between me, a baby, and fomfomfom, a hag, apparently no one saw the relevance of informing us of youth day. Maybe next year I'll be youth enough. Whereas fomfomfom has no hope.

 

Birthdays

July 4th 2010 7:55 am
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Yesterday Fomfomfom went to celebrate Bling's third birthday. Her mommy and daddy bought her this 80-dollar birthday package; it comes with a strawberry cake, a shepherd's pie and cookies. Fomfomfom doggied-bagged them home for me. The cookies are yums.

Anyway, they're all ashamed Bling had a party so we are going all out for my birthday this year.

Watch this space.

 

Praise the Octopus

July 3rd 2010 8:38 am
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Paul is glory.

 

World Cup

July 2nd 2010 9:15 am
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I just watched upsidedown the quarter finals between Brazil and the Netherlands.Oooh, I think many people must have lost money today. Who'd have thunk.

Luckily I kept my hands in my pocket and didn't place a bet. Tomorrow's different, though. I hear Paul the Octopus Oracle has spoken. Germany will win. We can't lose with Paul on our side.

I must go fill up my betting form pronto.

 

A day for disappearances

July 1st 2010 8:36 am
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I had hardly felt it, but suddenly I can barely see the trains from my window anymore. The new condo has been going up insidiously and in a few days' time, I won't be able to watch the trains go by anymore. I sat and waited for a train tonight.

Ah bee sat down with me and we waited. Later, ah bee led me by hand and I followed her, afterall, we must learn to let go of things. I was coming to grips with my disappearing trains when ah bee disappeared too.

Oh, it was too much. I looked left and right and went into every room, fomfomfom and cha leading the way, providing a live commentary as we went. There was no ah bee! I got really anxious, and ah bee suddenly appeared again.

It seems they had been making fun of me with that disappearing episode. Oh they make me so angry. What insensitive creatures my ah ma raised.

 

Snake alert

June 30th 2010 7:34 am
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Ah ma saw a black snake in the drain this morning when she was coming back from the market. So we have to be very careful when I go down. I'm not allowed to stick my head in bushes where my mamas can't see me.

Scary.

 
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