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Heat stroke

October 16th 2010 9:32 am
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It's so hot it's criminal. I don't know how I made it through this week. All you global warming dessenters should come live here for a while.

And let's just say thank goodness for the ac. But I did just talk about global warming so I shall have to do my part and cut down on the consumption. Drastic times call for drastic measures so I think I am going to suggest they bring me for a haircut soon.

Wow, did I just say that?

 

Hunger strike

October 15th 2010 8:42 am
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I went on a hunger strike yesterday. They hadn't changed my dinner menu for years. I was sick of the pork. So I went without dinner and everyone's heart was aching.

Today I was hungry so I ate my dinner. I wonder if they will be serious about changing my dinner menu now.

 

Centre of the world

October 14th 2010 9:11 am
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Ah bee came back and complained to us how her friend is very self-centred. We jeered her friend and felt good about ourselves. Then fomfomfom said only one person in the whole wide world can be self-centred--Me. The Ping. That's coz I'm the centre of their world and my mamas orbit around me.

And that's the absolute truth!

 

My mamas' schweet teeth

October 13th 2010 6:03 am
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I am a schweet schweet honey buns. Why?

 

Sweltering

October 12th 2010 7:29 am
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This weather is most reprehensible. It is so humid someone might drown. To think it rained this morning. It is most shameful.

I told ah ma to switch on the aircon for me.

 

A hard day's work

October 11th 2010 5:06 am
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Ah ma went to the casino today. She'd been practicing hard on her nintendo roulette game for several days now. I think she was in real good standing to take the casino to the cleaners today.

Alas, it was not to be. Well, it wasn't too bad; ah ma won a few hundred dollars. But she lamented it really wasn't easy. I could hear the fatigue in her voice as she related the story of the ferocious battle today.

I got $100 for my shoebox. Beams.

 

101010

October 10th 2010 9:02 am
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That's today's date. It's supposed to mean perfection. But my day ain't so perfect.

It's my birthday. I'm 6 years and 10 months exactly today. But I didn't get a cake, or pork knuckle, or anything at all. Ah bee wasn't around when I woke up; fomfomfom ran off early in the morning and apparently she spent her time playing with a baby terrier called yoyo. How unhappy I was.

But ah bee was even unhappier. Her friend's wedding on this happy date was a nightmare coz the bride had the opinion it is the wedding of the century and behaved like a zilla. How strange some people are.

And on top of it all, the weather sucked.

 

Bliss

October 9th 2010 8:51 am
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It's great that Fomfomfom is back. Today she went out and bought me a whole bag of tidbits. Just so she won't repeat the veal booboo, she called Ah bee and asked if venison is deer. Ah bee and I googled it and yes venison is deer. Green light!

She also got me some oral care kibble, like what I used to eat when I was younger. But she didn't read and the lamb formula she got has chicken in it. Ya I know right. So anyway, she's going to exchange it for something that won't give me the itchies.

Later I lay amongst my many packets of tidbits. It was bliss.

 

Fom who?

October 8th 2010 12:12 pm
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Fomfomfom came back today. For a moment I didn't quite recognise her. It was like who are you stranger and what are you doing in my house.

Then she whipped out two hundred dollars and presto my memory came back instantaneously.

 

Granny undies

October 7th 2010 10:53 am
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Ah bee came back with this funny looking bubble tube dress. It's for her friend's wedding. She informed Ah ma that it's very tight and she will need Ah ma to zip her up coz she cannot do it herself. What did I tell her about detoxing this week? But did she listen to me? Noooo. And now how? Fatty bee and tight dress.

So anyway, the point is, the dress is tres tight. And Ah ma expressed concern that the dress might rip, if it's as tight as what Ah bee claims. So Ah ma very helpfully suggested perhaps Ah bee should wear some tight girdle like undies. And she ran to her room, pulled one out from her drawer and did a show and tell. Something like this, this is what you want, she says.

You should have seen Cha and Ah bee's faces.

"I won't die if the dress rips BUT I WILL DIE IF IT RIPS AND I AM WEARING GRANNY UNDIES! I WILL DIE!"

Giggles and shizzles.

 
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