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Happy New Year, Pull My Ears!

January 1st 2009 7:37 am
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It is a new year, and I start the year with good intentions and resolutions.

But it doesn't feel much different. It rained this afternoon when I was playing downstairs and the wind blew the rain unceremoniously into my face. Boo.

And the cleaning auntie told me I am not allowed to cut my hair. That's because I look terribly cute the way I am now, my face is round like a ball. But my mamas insist I should get a haircut soon. Boo.

At night fomfomfom found a tuft of my white tail hair on the floor and exclaimed, what happened? She must have stepped on my tail, that's what happened. Boo.

Boo. Boo. Boo.

 

Rouge is the wound on a woman's face

December 31st 2008 9:43 am
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That's a bit of chinese poetry that left fomfomfom swooning. Of course it sounds a lot better in chinese.

Happy New Year to me! Me and fomfomfom and ah bee did the countup at home, as usual. We said, 1,2,3,4,5! Cha fell asleep in her boyfriend's place and didn't get back till well past midnight. But she still gave me my third kiss of the year. Fomfomfom was the first, so I gave her her first kiss of the year too.

Hopefully, 2009 will see less natural disasters.

 

Whee!

December 30th 2008 7:36 am
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It was cloudy and nice and I was harassing fomfomfom no end. So we went downstairs at 230. We walked for 1 hour and 50 whole minutes! We only came back coz I was thirsty.

We must do it again, everyday.

 

Chaos

December 29th 2008 8:41 am
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There was a lot of loud voices in the house today. Fomfomfom and cha were screaming at ah gong, with ah ma joining in, but I don't know what it was about. Later, when ah bee came back, she screamed at ah gong too.

But it's ok, coz my doggie world didn't change.

 

I have a wife biscuit

December 28th 2008 7:34 am
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They gave me a wife biscuit today. I liked it, so I went to keep it. But I couldn't decide on a safe place to keep it, so I finally settled on fomfomfom's lap, me and my biscuit, we would be safe.

Ah ma offered me bird's nest in exchange for my wife biscuit, but I thought I am already very beautiful, I don't need the tonic, so I politely declined.

The unfortunate thing is, the biscuit is all wrapped up in plastic. I haven't figured out how to open it yet, so I will sleep with it tonight. If I meet Grandpa Zhou, I'll ask him to open it for me, and I'll share the biscuit with him.

 

Stupid

December 27th 2008 6:45 am
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A car alarm went off somewhere. We're on the 12th floor but we can hear it clearly, it's so shrill. It's almost 11pm now and it's been going on for more than an hour.

So ah ma turns up the volume on her tv to fight the alarm. The noise is enough to give a girl a headache. I hope someone calls the police soon.

 

Senile

December 26th 2008 7:36 am
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Ah gong asked ah bee what day it is today. Ah bee said, Friday. Ah gong wondered aloud, then what day is tomorrow?

While cha sniggered and ah bee screamed, I thought, ah gong should play sudoku like ah ma to sharpen his brain.

 

Christmas

December 25th 2008 7:11 am
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I thought long and hard and finally, I told cha with furrowed brows that this christmas thing is overrated.

It's no different from a normal day.

 

Christmas Eve

December 24th 2008 8:02 am
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Fomfomfom promised me a chicken to celebrate Christmas Eve but she didn't get one. Instead she got swiss cheese and ham and wine. The cheese was good, but that's all to the extent of my critique.

And we spent the night watching a show about constipation.

I don't feel very merry at all.

 

My news stand

December 23rd 2008 7:59 am
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Fomfomfom and cha told me today I should look for something to do. Whiling my time away is simply not done. They suggested I rent the monstrosity downstairs and set up a newsstand. That way I can be a shopkeeper and make some money too.

I will call it "Ah ma's newsstand". My ah ma, not yours, I see myself admonishing customers who wonder at the name. I was already calculating how many papers and cigarettes I can sell everyday when fomfomfom and cha vetoed the idea.

They said I will scamper off to play leaving my newsstand unattended. Or I will forget to collect money from my customers.

I think they think too much.

 
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