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My new computer

September 7th 2009 8:00 am
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Fomfomfom bought one of those netbooks that are all the rage. It's for me to write my diary entries and I must say it's just the right size.


At home with Ah ma

September 6th 2009 6:52 am
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We went to the groomers this morning. Evan doesn't work there anymore so Jane took over. She's not too sure what my usual is, so I ended up with a much bushier tail and she shaved the hair on my upper lip. Fomfomfom and Ah bee said I look like Hitler, the other way. I'm not sure what they mean by that but they assured me I am still beautiful

Then we went home. It feels so good to be at home where everything is familar. We bumped into the hairy girl downstairs and she has discovered her running legs. And Amanda seemed to have grown much taller in these 10 days or so. Amazing how fast they grow.


Stupid neighbours suck

September 5th 2009 9:25 am
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The neighbours above us have been very un-neighbourly for a few days now. There's a constant noise like they're pushing their dinner table from one end of the house to another. We can't even begin to imagine whatever on earth it is they're doing. And it's 1130 at night and they're still at it.

We're almost going to go and knock on their door to politely tell them to resume shifting their furniture about tomorrow at 9am.


Long hair

September 4th 2009 7:47 am
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Cha keeps washing my backside every morning after my walk and poop. She says it's just in case my poop sticks to my fur. And then fomfomfom would wake up and go, who gets her backside washed every morning?

It's so insulting. I need a haircut fast.



September 3rd 2009 7:54 am
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Fomfomfom opened the door today to see 3 policemen and a security guard. So she opened her mouth and gave them all a tongue lashing. It's just that we had become suspects in the case of a missing/ kidnapped dog. Apparently, a rubbish truck driver had given the security guard fomfomfom's carplate number and said she was the dognapper.

Only of course she wasn't. Our car was in the parking lot at the time of the alleged crime. I was snoozing and fomfomfom was mopping the floor around me. The guard and an employee of the distraught owner had already come into the house earlier for a look-see and had found no dog. We were still seething when the policemen knocked an hour later.

We threw them all out on their collective ear and told them to for goodness' sakes develop some brains and check the footages of all those cameras all over the place in this very high class condo. If it won't nail the culprit, at least it would eliminate us as suspects.

We think the policemen were just doing their job and the ultimate incompetent fool is the security guard. And the final touch to this farce--the carplate number given by the witness wasn't even ours.



September 2nd 2009 7:30 am
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My hair is long. The hair above my eye was stuck to the hair below my eye. It was the unfortunate left eye. The sticky matter is not something glamorous. I can't pick it out, i can only sweep at it and make a bigger mess.

Fomfomfom finally got down to sorting it out for me and I wanted to bite her for taking so long to realise I had a problem.

Makes me angry.


Just in time

September 1st 2009 7:11 am
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I licked fomfomfom's nose this morning and she tried to lick mine back. Cha was horrified and whisked me away in the nick of time. So fomfomfom had to settle for kissing my nose instead.

Sometimes we have to observe boundaries.


Our cars

August 31st 2009 6:05 am
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Fomfomfom says she wants to buy a mini cooper that looks exactly like the remote controlled one I have, so she can ferry me around in it. I thought that is a good idea, and I told her I'll put my remote controlled toy car in her car so that our cars can be together.

We'll have to dispose of the current clunker fast.


I was so scared

August 30th 2009 8:28 am
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Fomfomfom and ah bee brought me home for a bath today. After the bath, they wanted to bring me somewhere and I refused to let them carry me coz I was scared they would bring me to somewhere unpleasant. It wasn't my usual routine at all. I hid under the chair and I trembled and they tried to entice me with snacks but I always ran off at the last minute. Finally I was a good girl and we got into the car. I trembled and was so frightened.

Then we arrived back at the rental apartment and I heaved a sigh of relief. It may not be my favourite place but at least it's familiar. They spent the whole night comforting and patting me. Phew.


Commander in chief

August 29th 2009 8:23 am
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It was boring in the afternoon so I decided to be the commander in chief. I commanded ah bee to scrub the stove and table, and so she did. I commanded fomfomfom to scratch my belly while ah bee was scrubbing away, and so she did.

It's not too bad a job, this commander in chief thing.

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