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Kiki and the black bird

April 29th 2015 4:07 am
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It was mid morning and I was lounging and fomfomfom and ah bee were reading and suddenly this black bird started cawing on the balcony. It was such an ugly sound ah bee and fomfomfom looked up and expressed their sympathies and said that's no birdsong. Yuch.

Reminds me of this morning, my morning walk. Me and ah bee, we met ah ma on her way out, and I was talking to my ah ma when Kiki butted in. She's crazy, that one.

And then I met Kiki in the evening again. They're letting her out too often.


Rainy day

April 28th 2015 6:33 am
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It poured today and I was mad at having to stay in so I started barking randomly. They were quite amused and just kept watching me. After two hours of lightning and thunder, the rain let up and we hurried down.

Only to have it come down again when we were at the shop so we were stranded for a while. Because Cha isn't around, there's no one to drive us down from the shop so fomfomfom and ah bee started to think of alternatives. Between them, they had 6 dollars so they thought maybe they can call a cab. I politely informed them no cab would come for a 20 metre ride and that was when the rain stopped for a while.

So we hurried back to our block and fomfomfom said might as well, she'd rather spend the 6 dollars on mamee noodles for Sammy.

I am very offended. No more mamee noodles for that ragamuffin I told them.


Back gate adventures

April 27th 2015 6:06 am
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Ah bee killed 10 in 5 minutes. It is mosquito season. It was bloody. Giggles.

And while ah bee was killing, I met a white bulldog girl. She's only 2 and a half, and strolling at the canal with her maid. I barked and barked at her, she looked dumbly at me with her tongue half sticking out.

What a baby.



April 26th 2015 7:12 am
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They were talking dreams the other day and ah bee asked fomfomfom if her dreams are realistic, whether the people in her dreams are who they are in real life. So you are yourself, you are fomfomfom in your dreams right, she asked her. Fomfomfom said yes of course.

Then they turned to look at me and they wondered if I am Xiaoping in my dreams. Does she even know what she looks like, they asked.

Then ah bee giggled and said, "Maybe in Xiaoping's dreams, she's Gisele." Then they both burst out laughing.

I don't get it.

And to make it worse, fomfomfom said if only someone would invent a machine that we can hook xp up to and then we'd be able to watch her dreams unfold on the tv in real time.

I get no respect around here.


Mouse in the house

April 25th 2015 6:16 am
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Ah bee washed my mouse in the house and then left it to dry on the balcony. We were afraid the birds might think it's a birdhouse so we put the opening against the grills so the birds can't get in. So clever. And the birds didn't poop on my house either.

It's got paw prints on it u know.



April 24th 2015 7:44 am
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Cha went out at 5am with her luggage. I cannot even be bothered to ask anymore.

You know the thing about speaking too soon, it always comes back to prove you wrong. This morning I felt sick too. Well not sick exactly, more like hungry. I was so hungry I threw up gastric juices while fomfomfom was washing my legs in the bathroom. She cleverly turned me to face the bathtub so she could wash away my puke easily. Clever.

I'm loving my new kibble by the way.


The sickness star

April 23rd 2015 7:12 am
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Flew into the house today. Ah bee spoke to me in a man's voice in the morning and I thought she was possessed so I asked her who she was. Later she took all sorts of brews and pills and was less manly. I think mebbe she's got the flu.

At night fomfomfom ate cold chicken from the fridge without heating it up and got a stummyache. Luckily she thought of charcoal pills and was saved.

Ah ma didn't get sick. She merely lost money at the casino. I'm not sick too. Giggles.


The greedy star

April 22nd 2015 7:55 am
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Must have flown into our house today. Ah ma and cha went for a huge seafood dinner while fomfomfom and ah bee stuffed their faces at home. My new kibble was delivered today and it's pork and butternut squash instead of my usual lamb and apple so I demanded they fed it to me immediately. I had something like twice what I usually eat.

We are so fat.


Too dark to read

April 21st 2015 7:48 am
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I was walking along downstairs when my collar fell off. Fomfomfom stuffed it into her pocket and put it on for me later on. Cha said luckily no one saw it. How embarrassing it would have been.

Then it rained and we met Dolly sitting on her daddy's knee reading a book. It was so dark but it's ok coz dolly can't read.

She's only a puppy.


A wink and a kiss

April 20th 2015 8:51 am
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I was just looking at ah bee and she winked at me suddenly. So I walked over and gave her a kiss. And then she winked again and I kissed her again. She proudly told fom and started winking like crazy but I couldn't be bothered with her anymore.

She's a little crazy that one.

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