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Poop and the rain

August 23rd 2014 5:30 am
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Ooh I had already assumed the pose when it started raining. There was no warning, and it came down so heavy. I don't like this retracting my poop. It rained for so long; luckily we found a gap in the rain and finished my business.

Then ah ma bathed me. So happy.

 

I look stupid

August 22nd 2014 5:43 am
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I saw in the papers today a pillow with the brand name Mushy for sale. It doesn't quite inspire. Maybe that's why it's on discount.

Fomfomfom gave me a trim today. I hate her.

 

Guilty!

August 22nd 2014 5:37 am
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Today we met Cha jawboning along and fomfomfom asked her to take care of me for a bit while she went home to pee. I don't understand why she can't pee in the grass like me. Anyway, Cha took me walking and I decided to poop. Who knew Cha had no poop bag on her. So we fled.

I hope no one saw us. Giggles.

 

So happy we all are

August 20th 2014 7:43 am
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We met mr k and his little poodle dolly today. They were having great fun playing with a tennis ball. It was so cute coz mr k is so huge and dolly is so tiny. She's like the daughter he never had. Giggles.

Oooh and ah ma won three dollars at mahjong today. It's almost unheard of, ah ma winning. I asked for the three dollars and ah ma promised it to me. La la la.

 

Busy day

August 19th 2014 8:09 am
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The aircon men came today to fix the wires so I put on my hard hat and pulled on my boots. Fixing aircons is one of my skills u know. The other one is changing car tyres.

Then ah ma was steaming foochow dumplings when I came back from my evening walk. I waited politely outside the kitchen for 3 minutes and ah ma was pleased so she gave me 4 dumplings. Yummy yums.

I must sleep it all off.

 

Orbee

August 18th 2014 7:52 am
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We sent ah bee a 30 second video of my backside last night and she asked for a longer one next time. She says she misses me so much that she's looking at my photos and sniffing the screen.

That must be criminal.

 

Tears in my eyes

August 17th 2014 8:10 am
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I suddenly thought of my kangaroo jerky which I haven't had for months so I told fomfomfom to give me some. I was very sad and fomfomfom was very sad too. But I couldn't have any coz we're still monitoring my liver's renewed good health.

Fomfomfom promised we'll rethink the kangaroo question in a few weeks.

 

Magnum classic

August 16th 2014 8:24 am
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Today we bought ah ma a magnum from the shop and ah ma ate it happily. But how she managed to get a blister on her tongue after eating ice cream is beyond us.

 

Happy day!

August 15th 2014 8:04 am
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Ooh, I went to the vet today and I passed my blood test!! I don't know how long it has been since i last passed, but it seemed like a real long time ago. Even the vet said so. For sure i haven't passed it this year. Everyone was surprised and we celebrated immediately when we got home. Liver is always good.

But it seems ah bee hasn't been emptying my anal sacs so well. The vet woman said it was like squeezing toothpaste out of a real small hole and it took her a long time to do it. And they laughed at me for putting on a little bit of weight.

I don't care. I'm so healthy.

 

Pink today

August 14th 2014 8:50 am
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Cha wondered if I like green coz I always bring out my green towel and wag my tail at it. Or if it's because it's the only towel that is folded every morning. So she decided to fold all my towels today and place them in a row to see which one I would pick. She made sure that the first one was not the green one.

Of course I took the first folded towel. Duh.

 
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