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January 25th 2015 7:13 am
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I'm so happy today. Everyone is home and I didn't have to wait all night at the door. Ah ma gave me 1000hkd for my shoebox even though she didn't win anything at the casino. And ah ma was so tired this afternoon. She napped and almost couldn't wake herself up to cook dinner for her 3 useless daughters.

And there was the delicious fish skin from hong kong. I'm only guessing it's delicious. Coz ah bee was holding onto it like her life depended on it and won't give me any.



January 24th 2015 4:09 am
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Ah ma and fomfomfom are back! My little doggie world is complete now.


An avalanche of photos

January 23rd 2015 6:13 am
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Fomfomfom has been sending us truckloads of photos she's been taking of ah ma. I think we must have a few hundred now. My favourite is the one where ah ma rests her chin on her hand and looks smugly out of the bum boat she's on. She looks like she's having fun but I hope she's not having too much fun because i want them to come back.

Maybe I'll tell her ah bee is killing her flowers. That will bring her back.


Silver lining

January 22nd 2015 8:43 am
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Ah bee and cha are so boring. I've been moping around the house missing ah ma and fomfomfom. They finally decided I needed some cheering up so I got liver after my walk today. They should have broken it out sooner. Burp.

Anyway, ah bee was asking Sammy for a kiss today. I think she asked like 5 times but Sammy just ran away each time. Then we saw Sammy again in the distance and she ran towards us. Ah bee was bending down to pick a leaf off my back and when she turned her head, all she saw was Sammy all puckered up about 2 inches away from her face, leaning in for a kiss.

Ah bee was so delighted. I think that Sammy is just a creepy little girl. And that was a cheap trick.


So funny

January 21st 2015 5:52 am
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It rained today and was quite cold. I guess that's why nomyen was wearing a sweater when we saw her. It's even got a hood. Only she's not very clever and lay down in a puddle of water for ah bee to rub her belly. The sweater got wet and supernut had to take it off.

He proudly told us Nomyen is a dog now. We bit our tongue and politely asked, "So what was she before?"

"A puppy!"

These children we don't know whether to laugh or cry.



January 20th 2015 4:44 am
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They told me ah ma and fomfomfom have gone to Macau and ah ma is on a winning streak. Oh wow. I wonder if her good luck will last. She's been going to Macau with ah bee for 8 years and I don't think she's ever come back with money.

I know. Ah bee is a jinx.


New gate

January 19th 2015 4:32 am
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Ah ma and fomfomfom left early this morning with one piece of luggage. I don't know where they are off to; I'm thinking it's somewhere near and they'll only be gone for a short while since they only have one bag. Mebbe they went marketing. Mebbe.

Some people came and took away our gate noon today. The old one had kinda collapsed at one end and it was scraping the floor whenever we opened and closed it. Cha is very pleased with the new one. She says it's real pretty and keeps looking at it. I think she's a little bit funny.

I wanted to learn from the workers how to remove and install a gate. I already know how to change tires and fix the aircon and it's important to constantly upgrade oneself. But ah bee carried me the whole time the men were here and refused to put me down. It's bad enough she doesn't know anything and now she's not letting me improve myself.

I cannot help her.


Thank u the Chinese way

January 18th 2015 4:13 am
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Fomfomfom and I were sitting at the BBQ pit minding our own business when someone approached her to help them take a picture by the pool. Fomfomfom stuttered and gestured at me and no one knew what to do. Then she tied me to the bench and took their picture. To thank her, the Chinese BBQ-ers gave her a slice of watermelon. They didn't give me anything.

Then we met the doggie we thought was Yumi. Oh no. It's Ume, we were told. It comes from you and me. The thought of throttling auntie Ume did cross our minds.


Cats and dogs

January 17th 2015 3:59 am
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Ooh, this fomfomfom made me so angry today. She dragged me home when it's still so bright out, just coz I picked up a couple of snacks off the ground and ate them. I sulked and then ah bee's boyfriend came in and I ignored him and everyone told fomfomfom she's in big trouble. I forgave her later coz I got hungry and I needed her to feed me. I don't hold grudges.

There's this black lab in Seattle who takes the bus on her own. We thought that's the cutest. Then there's this cat in Russia who saved a baby by keeping it warm.

We think that might just be made up.


Yao Bei Na

January 16th 2015 7:24 am
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There's this Chinese singer that we like. She died today. She was only 33.

We are very sad.

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