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Not the same

August 10th 2016 7:44 pm
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Cha ordered a haircut for me. Just when I'm starting to look so cute. To comfort me, fomfomfom said we'll both have our hair cut so she went and got one too. Except hers is a professional cut and I got the ratty fom special.

It's going to be so embarrassing bumping into people on my walk.

 

Happy birthday Singapore!

August 9th 2016 5:41 am
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I write in disgust. Cha and ah bee flew out the door for that unspeakable Pokemon thing the moment our National Day celebrations ended on tv. Yes, happy 51st birthday, Singapore. Ah ma bathed me so I may be clean and fluffy for the celebrations and ah bee put my red collar on me so that I'm in red too, like everyone in Singapore. Fomfomfom says I watch tv upside down and inside out with my eyes closed, but I was so proud too. I bet the whole world is jealous. Our songs are so nice.

Now I shall watch the Olympics with fomfomfom and cheer for our sculling girl and our country. I hope the two pokefans lose all their pokeballs.

I love Singapore.

 

Poképing

August 8th 2016 8:40 am
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They are calling me Poképing. Whatever. No one's bringing me out to catch any and there is nothing in our condo. What a huge letdown.

Which we narrowly avoided in the women's singles table tennis match. Our world number 4 second seed met a 53-year-old opponent and we thought what an easy draw. Like FTW for the SW you know. Only it wasn't and opponent ah ma gave all of us a good scare.

We like opponent ah ma very much though; she's very good and we want to see her in Tokyo in 2020 again.

 

It's happened

August 7th 2016 4:41 am
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Eeee, ah bee went out to catch Pokemon with her friends. She didn't offer to bring me along.

I hope she catches nothing.

 

Olympics and Pokémon

August 6th 2016 8:50 am
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The Olympics started today. Fomfomfom tells me her favourite event to watch is women's heavyweight weightlifting. Luckily for me, they weren't showing that so we sat through some sculls and gymnastics.

Also, Pokémon go was released in Singapore today but they didn't bring me to catch any despite all the talk that they would. Maybe cha will bring me when she gets back tomorrow.

 

Silly Brownie

August 5th 2016 6:21 am
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This morning I saw Brownie and he was so purposeful. He walked right past me and his maid kept telling him loudly, it's xiaoping, it's xiaoping! Then it took so long but it finally registered and he swung right around and looked excitedly for me. I was bored by then so I walked off.

He's not too bright.

 

Baoto

August 4th 2016 8:49 am
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I ate 4 kibble for my second supper just now. And they had to give me 2 tidbits in return. I don't know why they bother. Its such a waste of time; just give me the tidbits straight. Fomfomfom said it's a secret and we can't tell cha coz cha would scold all of us. But just minutes after she said that, ah bee was messaging cha telling her all about it.

That tattletale.

 

Like bread

August 3rd 2016 5:21 am
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This morning ah ma happily told fomfomfom the probiotics are making her poo poo so nice and easy. And because ah ma used to be a teacher, she had to explain to fomfomfom that probiotics are alive, like yeast in bread, that's why everything is so fluffy like newly arisen bread.

Fomfomfom couldn't tell ah bee about it fast enough. The way they laughed, I guess they're happy for ah ma.

I'm happy for ah ma too.

 

Exhausted

August 2nd 2016 7:15 am
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I've been so tired lately. Maybe it's because business at the back gate has been very good; it's very tiring barking at everyone, you know.

So I've been sleeping a lot. Sometimes they even have to wake me up to go to bed.

Ah bee is sleeping with me tonight. She said we can do the downward dog before we turn in.

I think it'd just be one downward dog and one sleeping dog.

 

They're disasters

August 1st 2016 3:50 am
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Last night fomfomfom and ah bee were talking about yoga and agreeing enthusiastically how it's a wonderful thing coz it's so natural. "Like xp. Xp is so natural," said ah bee.

"Xp is a disaster," fomfomfom said. What a rude person.

"Xp is a natural disaster," ah bee concluded sagely.

Listening to them lowers my IQ. Duh.

 
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