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November 6th 2014 6:43 am
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I told ah bee I want to be a califare. That's an extra in a movie studio. They're watching this tv show where a white poodle called Teddy has a big role and he's earning money too. I shall join him and be a boy, while he shall be a girl coz his hair looks so pretty. Then when I become famous, people will chase me and I shall deny being the famous movie star, coz that fabulous black and white shih tzu is a boy, I shall tell them, while I'm obviously a girl. I think of everything.

Califare means the tomato and curry rice box with coffee the extras eat. I don't want that, I told ah bee, I want only liver. Then ah bee says I will become too much of a diva when I'm famous, so she said she shall not sign me up after all.

Oh what could have been.


Fom's birthday

November 5th 2014 7:23 am
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It is fom's birthday and I wished her happy birthday first thing in the morning. She said I'm a good good girl but they don't look happy today. Im feeling quite neglected. Maybe they are moody because they all put on weight; even Cha. Fom says the fat star must have flown into our house this month.

I think she might be right - the vet woman said I got a little rounder too.

It's okay, we will be beautiful again next month.


Small schnauzer

November 4th 2014 4:27 am
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Wow, there was liver for my breakfast this morning, left over from yesterday's post-vet treat. Yummy. I told ah bee I want to visit the vet again later. No one paid me any heed.

And I walked this evening till real late. It was all dark and I was just sending Snowy off and waving bye bye. Suddenly there was someone behind me. It was this tiny schnauzer, unleashed and seemingly alone. Crept up on me, it did. We were just saying hello when the owners appeared. I think mebbe they are Chinese.

Anyway, I went home so late ah bee almost called the police.


In rude health

November 3rd 2014 12:14 am
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Guess who passed her blood test and got to push back her vaccination by another 6 months?

Me and me!

The silly vet woman said I'm getting rounder. I think it's only because she's long sighted like me so she cant see very well without her glasses. So I shall let it slide.

Besides I don't think I look half as bad as Baby whose figure has really gone to seed. Must be all that salmon and biscuits she's always eating.


Ah ma's 70th

November 2nd 2014 7:07 am
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Today they went to a restaurant to celebrate ah ma's 70th birthday. Ah ma's sibs and jolene mama were invited. Ah bee stayed with me at home. So ah bee specially ordered a big longevity bun with 18 small longevity buns in it for the end of the meal. When it came, ah ma was so delighted and I'm sure she expected me to jump out of the big longevity bun when she cut it open.

Only 18 small buns do not a Xiaoping make.



October 31st 2014 10:41 pm
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So today hello kitty turned 40 years old and fomfomfom went out real early for her run. Only it started raining about 2 minutes into the run and I think they spent the rest of the time holing it out in a cafe.

Which is a blessing in disguise, according to fomfomfom. One month of training and she couldn't even keep her beer-guzzling, overweight friend in sight for that 2 minutes, much less keep up with her. How terribly embarrassing.

I knew it was a stupid idea right from the start.


My ah ma

October 31st 2014 6:12 am
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Cha changed a phone and ah ma requested to have her old iPhone. So Cha set about teaching ah ma on all the functions of her very first smart phone. Ah ma took selfies of herself and held conversations with Siri. I think it's wonderful. Now if I'm too tired to keep ah ma company, Siri can take my place.

Oh, and the happiest thing. Ah ma went to the casino today and won for the first time in like a million visits. I got me a hundred bucks. Beam.



October 30th 2014 7:13 am
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There was leftover sour and spicy soup so ah bee decided she'd heat it up and finish it. Only the soup was thickened with cornflour and it became lumpy after it had cooled. Later ah bee told fom that the soup was so lumpy it was like there was sago in there. But she drank it all anyway.

Fomfomfom said Ah bee has lumps in her head. I have to agree.


A whole new world

October 29th 2014 7:15 am
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I didn't see Sammy today and she didn't make any outrageous comments so I shall write about me.

The workmen had to paint outside our house today. So they put ugly blue sheeting over the front door. When I came back from my morning walk, I couldn't go in the door. Ah bee was so anxious that she stood in the kitchen reading a magazine, waiting for me to come back. It seemed that she wanted Cha to pass me through fomfomfom's window, or possibly through the kitchen window. And then cha would be left to her own devices. They're so stupid. I walked in through the back door.

And for the heck of it, I did it again in the evening, even though the front door had long been accessible. It's a whole different world, the back door is, I tell you.


So many mouse

October 28th 2014 2:57 am
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Sammy asked to see my baby pictures just now so fom showed her one of my siblings and me. She took one look and said,"Why so many mouse?"

Children are so disrespectful nowadays.

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