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Jackfruit on the washing machine

June 24th 2014 7:46 am
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I didn't morph into a cat.

And ah bee stole a jackfruit yesterday. Under the cover of night, ah bee and her boyfriend crept around and plucked an unripe jackfruit from the jackfruit tree in the condo. The sap got all over the boyfriend and I told him that was his just deserts. Then I bestowed upon him the traditional knowledge on how to remove the sap from his guilty feet.

I told ah bee to get him some used cooking oil.

 

The jap woman

June 23rd 2014 7:37 am
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The Japanese woman who recently moved here can't resist me. Every time she sees me, she gushes, kawa-i neh! Her husband has to agree. And she asked if I'm a pug-gu. Ah bee wanted to say no, I'm a dog-gu, but we're polite people so we replied properly, that I'm a shih-tzu. I'm so kawa-i neh.

Ooh, today they didn't feed me my steroids. Now they want to watch me carefully for side effects. Maybe I'll morph into a cat tonight.

Giggles.

 

The jap woman

June 23rd 2014 7:35 am
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The Japanese woman who recently moved here can't resist me. Every time she sees me, she gushes, kawa-i neh! Her husband has to agree. And she asked if I'm a pug-gu. Ah bee wanted to say no, I'm a dog-gu, but we're polite people so we replied properly, that I'm a shih-tzu. I'm so kawa-i neh.

Ooh, today they didn't feed me my steroids. Now they want to watch me carefully for side effects. Maybe I'll morph into a cat tonight.

Giggles.

 

Ah ma's slipper

June 22nd 2014 7:51 am
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Today I flung ah ma's slipper into my Burberry bed, so ah ma asked me if her slipper were sleepy. I didn't want to be rude so I said nothing.

But I thought maybe she should have asked her slipper directly if it were sleepy.

 

Ears

June 21st 2014 7:54 am
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Today ah ma had to show us an article of a chihuahua's ear being cut off by the groomer. We decided it's a good thing fomfomfom cuts my hair at home. But if she is careless and lops off half my ear one day, I shall bite off both of hers. And her nose too.

Anyway I hear bling bling always has bits of her ear cut off by Lawrence during her home grooming sessions. Sigh, the lot of a doggie is a sad one.

Ooh it's so hot today.

 

A bath finally

June 20th 2014 9:02 am
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I skipped my bath last week because I was ill. They thought I might have had the fever and accordingly to an old Chinese wives' tale, you are not supposed to bathe when you are running a temperature.

So it has been 14 days and today Ah ma finally bathed me.

It was rather nice.

 

Perfect

June 19th 2014 8:32 am
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Fomfomfom was reading a doggie book in the bookstore today and under the Shih Tzu section, it says a while blaze on the forehead and a white tip on the tail are very desirable traits.

I've always known I'm perfect.

 

I'm ok today

June 19th 2014 8:25 am
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I threw up on my pillow at 4am. It seems I was too hungry. But I didn't know for sure coz I was fast asleep. Anyway, ah ma washed my pillow and now it's lumpy and they're talking of a new pillow for me. 

Then I was perfect all day. They gave me char siew and a hair trim and ah ma informed her sisters I'm playing again. It was a happy day and ah bee is holding her breath that I'm alright tomorrow so that she may eat durians and celebrate.

To bed!

 

Jackfruits

June 17th 2014 9:42 am
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We were walking past the BBQ pit when Fomfomfom gasped. Ah bee was ready to run for her life coz she thought Fomfomfom might have seen a rat but no, it wasn't. It was many many jackfruits on the tree. Two trees in fact. We counted 20 on one and then gave up. Somehow the sight of the jackfruits makes them very high; it was pure ecstasy.

The fruit trees flower every year but we are law-abiding people so we never took any. But people have been helping themselves to the mangoes and jackfruits and my mamas decided enough is enough. We must take at least one this year, Ah bee says.

I think the current plan is to wear a balaclava and go steal one in the dead of the night.

They are kinda stupid.

 

A medical day

June 16th 2014 7:34 am
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Last night I wasn't feeling well so I kept pacing the house. So they brought me down for a walk at 2am. We saw people appreciating tea under the block, families watching tv at that hour, it was bizzare. Ok, maybe they were waiting for the world cup matches. Anyway, it was real late to be doing anything.

So today I had an appointment with the vet woman. Who referred me to another vet woman far away. I spent so much time in the car today, everyone praised me for being such a good girl. At the other clinic, we met an 18 year old Yorkshire terrier and his 12 year old schnauzer sister who looked like a puppy. They made us real happy. And I really like the new vet woman too.

I went home with steroids. Hopefully they will make me better.

 
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