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The face that doesn't pass

July 12th 2014 9:59 am
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The vet woman finally called us back. I didn't pass, as expected but it wasn't too bad. Maybe it's just old age, she says.

One more month of supplements I guess.

 

Another vet visit

July 11th 2014 8:39 am
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We went to the vet to do my blood test and as usual the vet woman was supposed to call us with the results. Except she didn't and we still don't know if I passed or failed.

I guess it must not be too bad if she can just leave it like that.

One can hope.

 

Serial bird killers

July 10th 2014 9:23 am
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Yesterday, Fomfomfom found a little egg wedged between the sofa. We were all so puzzled; when did the bird fly into our house and how did she manage to lay an egg without any of us noticing?

So anyway, she didn't know what to do with it so she moved it outside and left it in Ah ma's flower pot.

Today the egg has turned dark brown, it looks like it's petrified or something. Sigh, we can do no right when it comes to them birds.

 

That's history being made

July 10th 2014 9:17 am
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This morning I woke up and heard that Germany beat Brazil 7-1. What a stunner. Now they just need to win the championship and I will have 120 bucks in my shoebox.

Can’t wait.

 

A kangaroo heist

July 8th 2014 9:38 am
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Fomfomfom tells me they saw kangaroos in Australia and I asked why she didn't buy one for me. She said they aren't for sale so I said she should have stolen one. Climb into its pouch and say giddyup and ride away, I told her.

They said I'm a real clever girl.

 

They're back

July 7th 2014 10:25 am
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Ah ma and Fomfomfom are back! It's real happy. Except Fomfomfom says she missed me very much and she's going to give me lotsa lovin' tomorrow.

I'm suddenly a little afraid.

 

All about the poop

July 6th 2014 9:14 am
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When you eat a lot of durians, you will end up constipated. They always have to learn the hard way.

Anyway, Ah bee was picking up after me today and there was a little left on the grass which she couldn't pick up coz my poop was a little watery. So she decided to pick up a leaf and place it over the spot so no one will step on it. Except someone else also had the same idea; the leaf she chose was smeared with somebody's poop already.

Giggles. I guess when you're outside, it is still best to leave stones, leaves and whatnot, unturned.

 

Useless people

July 5th 2014 9:52 am
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Someone made my mamas very angry today and I think he should just steer clear of them. Especially of Fomfomfom whom I hear will be back on Monday.

Beware.

 

Coffee, durians and the world cup

July 4th 2014 8:35 am
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Coffee's mummy came running towards us today. We didn't know what she wanted since she didn't have Coffee with her. Turns out she wanted to know if I'm feeling better; she heard the last time she saw us that I was sick. She also said she hasn't been able to catch us and she was very worried about me. Almost wanted to go to your house to take a look, she said.

What a lovely woman. We think we love her.

It's the durian season now and it smells and looks like everyone in the block has got their durian fix. So Ah bee went and bought 3 boxes for Cha and herself. I told them they won't be able to finish those by themselves. Perhaps we should go watch the match tonight and bring the durians with us, I suggested. I've got money on Germany and we will be the most popular people at the community centre with our durians.

They said I'm a good and clever girl. And then inhaled the durians.

I think there is maybe 1 box left but it's so embarrassing showing up with only one so I think I should just go to bed now.

 

Liver makes everything beautiful

July 3rd 2014 10:18 am
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I heard Ah ma and Fomfomfom went to see penguins today. En route, Ah ma told Fomfomfom she was hungry so Fomfomfom bought her fries. Ah ma asked for a milo but Fomfomfom told her to drink cold water instead. Giggles. Before you judge Fomfomfom, let me tell you Ah ma is diabetic. And she just had a hot chocolate before the fries. So no need to feel sorry for her.

I also hear that Ah ma hasn't been lucky at the casino and Fomfomfom will have to start doling out the reserve fund she brought along. Giggles.

I guess I had a better day. I had liver. Yums.

 
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