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May 7th 2016 6:29 am
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Today ah bee and cha attended another wedding of one of their million cousins. Ah ma is still weak so she couldn't go. It's the second delicious wedding ah ma's missed in a month. I did say they have a million cousins. Ah ma spent the time listening to me snore in her room.

Poor ah ma.



May 7th 2016 2:00 am
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The last time we asked the vet woman about my nose she said maybe we can think about tattooing it. Fomfomfom and ah bee thought she was kidding. But she wasn't. Turns out it's a proper way to prevent skin cancer on skin that has lost colour. They started talking about what a good colour would be for my nose.



Pumpkin my foot

May 5th 2016 5:59 am
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I'm so sick of pumpkin I'm putting all four feet down.

I run away on all four feet.



May 4th 2016 9:01 am
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I got another ah bee special today because ah ma doesn't want to bathe me. They are so lousy I got water in my eyes so many times. And they said if I'm still smelly after the bath, they will just cut my hair.




May 3rd 2016 5:27 am
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I got huskies in the stars. Yesterday I saw 3, today I saw 2. It's raining huskies. I barked at them.

The vet man said my ears are good. And he peered at my nose and ah bee and fomfomfom got anxious. He said nothing to worry about as long as it's got that cobblestone texture. Otherwise it's an autoimmune thing. Eep.

Ah bee and fomfomfom are looking at sample Mensa questions. Ah bee says she solved six out of ten questions. I think she's lying. And fomfomfom just looks thoughtful all the time. I know her score right now is still zero.

I don't think they're Mensa material.


Waste of all that food

May 2nd 2016 9:02 am
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So yesterday (or was it the day before) Uncle Manchuria came by with one of his students and she asked how old I am. Fomfomfom and Ah bee proudly said I'm 13 this year and she exclaimed appropriately. Then she said she thought I was 1.

Children simply have no concept.



May 1st 2016 6:34 am
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Yesterday evening fomfomfom was negligent and I had almost no pumpkin to eat. Then I lost weight this morning. Today ah bee fed me a big big dinner, and I'm going to have a big supper.

We'll see if I put the weight back on.


Make me angry

April 30th 2016 2:17 am
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It was raining in the afternoon and it didn't look like anyone was going to bring me down for my walk. I waited for 40 minutes and still fomfomfom and ah bee lay on the sofa and didn't move. So I went to outside the kitchen and complained to ah ma but she paid no attention either. That made me super mad so I started shouting at them. Took a while but they finally got the hint and off we went.

Then snowy's maid caught us taking the car to block 10. Oops. But it was pouring okay.


Feng shui

April 29th 2016 5:44 am
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Today it rained heavily at noon and the wind was so scary. And then in the evening I saw that the water apple tree has fallen over. And the snail shrub. And another tree. All on a small patch of land. And no other trees in the condo fell.

That bit of grass has bad feng shui today.


Good things must share

April 28th 2016 8:21 pm
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My skin's so beautiful now, pale and smooth. The same cannot be said about ah bee; she keeps telling us she's so itchy and it's keeping her up at night.

I'm going to tell her to go on the frog diet like me. And I'll give her the rest of my steroids too. Wonderful stuff.

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