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Memoirs

January 7th 2016 7:16 am
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We were talking about writing my memoirs just now and we decided the cover would be my mugshot and the title "Why Am I So Cute?"

It's going to be a bestseller.

 

Honkers

January 6th 2016 3:42 am
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This morning after fomfomfom brushed my teeth and put me down, I let out a tremendous sneeze. It was so tremendous that I started honking and they brought me to the corridor in great alarm. The honking subsided soon since it was caused by my own sneeze and there was no real irritant, but I thought since I was out of the house I might as well go down for a walk again. I got another 5 minutes out of them. Hee.

Then I got a little constipated again. Sigh.

In the evening fomfomfom gave me a pork tendon to cheer me up. Yay.

 

It's another

January 5th 2016 5:22 am
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I was still a little constipated this morning but I had a good dump in the evening. Three good ones actually. It was very happy. Good movement is very important.

And oh my pipi is not so red too. But my right ear's flared up again.

Sigh if it's not one thing.

 

My pipi

January 4th 2016 7:19 am
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They say my my pipi is very red and so they keep peering. It's so rude of them. Then I was constipated in the evening and no doubt they'd be staring all night at my pipi again.

Tomorrow I shall stare at all their pipis. See how they like it.

 

The unexpected

January 3rd 2016 6:24 am
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The world goes back to school and work tomorrow so we thought everyone would be holed up at home nursing their blues. But the weather was good and everyone came out to play so we didn't feel that collective gloom descend upon us like we thought we would.

Another unexpected thing happened when fomfomfom came back and saw ah bee prancing around in ah ma's heels and ugly tennis socks. Turns out ah ma said her heels pinch a little and ah bee was trying to expand them for her. It was so ugly. Fomfomfom said it was like coming home and finding ah bee in drag. Then she took a photo and apologized for leaving me at home with ah bee.

No apology can make me unsee what I saw.

 

Second day of the year

January 2nd 2016 4:54 am
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Yesterday we met supernut and nom yen as they were leaving. They are moving to a new place and supernut is starting a new school. We wish them good luck.

It was so cold today. It rained and rained on and off and I shivered on and off too. It seems the December weather finally arrived in January. I hear the North pole is 20 degrees warmer than usual.

And fomfomfom is bathing me everyday coz she says my skin is not good. Someone call the police.

 

Cheap stunt

January 1st 2016 7:38 am
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Crispy is a slut. He was on his way to our house when he saw some flowers downstairs and he told his grandma he wants to pick a flower to give to fomfomfom. And he did. Fomfomfom was so happy.

Altogether today was a very tiring affair. It was just very chaotic and noisy and after a while I just wanted a lap to sit in. So I went to the nearest lap I saw but my bookshop ahyimama didn't pay attention to me even though I was looking at her forlornly. Luckily ah bee saw me and ordered fomfomfom to offer her lap and things were ok after that.

I shall need a few days to recover.

 

My 13th new year

December 31st 2015 3:46 am
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Today ah ma went out to play with crispy again. I was still pooped out from his visit the other day so I slept all morning and afternoon with ah bee at home. They tell me he's coming over again tomorrow. I shudder to think.

It seems it is New Year's Eve today. I'm not going to stay up to count up. I think it's silly. I shall sleep at my usual time.

Bye bye 2015.

 

Liver pooch

December 30th 2015 7:55 am
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We read about a cat in the papers today. It's a mackerel tabby domestic shorthair cat. That's the name of its breed but how did they come up with it?

We decided mackerel must be its favourite food and if we follow the nomenclature, my breed in the cat world must thus be liver pooch domestic veryshorthair dog.

I think I'll stick with shih tzu.

 

Too tired

December 29th 2015 5:48 am
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It poured this morning when ah bee brought me for my walk so we summoned fomfomfom to come pick us up in the car.

Then I didn't get to sleep all morning coz crispy came over with his grandma. He's learnt to talk and has a British accent. Apparently he has bees flying into his backside. He couldn't touch me coz he's allergic to brilliance.

At night I finally got a pig tendon after way too long.

I'm so tired. I must sleep very hard now.

 
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