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Polar bears and preposterous pets

August 18th 2016 8:45 am
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The past couple of days we've been watching a program on BBC earth about polar bears. It's very sad. Global warming has made it very hard for them to hunt and we don't know what will happen to them. It's really very sad.

And then today on TV was a program called preposterous pets. We saw a kangaroo who wore diapers and a superman tshirt. And people who keep skunks and scorpions as pets. Maybe people will have to start keeping polar bears or else we might have no more left.

Sad.

 

Smoke got in my nose

August 17th 2016 5:41 am
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They tell me it's the 15th day of the 7th month so I mustn't have much hope. Indeed the back gate wasn't habitable coz people were burning incense paper and joss sticks and we left after smoking ourselves for 3 minutes. I didn't meet a single friend today, but they promised it's only today so I said ok.

Then we met some very small and sharp birds that were just darting about haphazardly. Ah bee was so scared they'd slam into her. We'd never seen such birds before and fomfomfom said maybe an earthquake is going to happen.

Later it rained heavily but that was all. Whew.

 

Sigh

August 16th 2016 9:43 am
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Our table tennis team played Japan for the bronze medal today. It looked promising at the beginning and then it just went downhill from there.

Oh well. Until the next one.

 

'Lympics

August 15th 2016 7:55 am
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Today our table tennis girls met China. There was no hope so everyone was happy. I think we did quite well.

Yes indeed.

 

No more itchy armpits

August 14th 2016 8:05 am
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I have a new harness. It's the second one in a week. That's because last week they went out and bought a medium. These people, they think so highly of me. Plus they are so stupid. How can I be a medium sized dog?

So now I have a small one and it fits just right. It's red and grey and it's got little bones all over it.

Nice yeh.

 

Majulah Singapura!

August 13th 2016 6:49 am
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Fomfomfom abused me this morning because she was in a hurry to watch tv so I screamed bloody murder. Ah bee came running anxiously to save me and she cleaned my ears instead. But all the acrimony was forgotten coz the tv was real good. It was over in less than a minute but it was earth-shaking. I surely shook. Joseph Schooling gave Singapore her first Olympic gold medal ever. And then we made all of them world champions listen to our national anthem. We didn't allow them to move. And we hung our flag above theirs. I saw it all. It was true.

It is a historic day so I got liver.

 

Schooling!

August 12th 2016 10:23 am
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Ooh we made it to the 100m fly finals! First time ever and with the fastest qualifying time too!

I'm going to sleep now so I can be home by 9am to watch it live.

Can't wait!

 

No face

August 11th 2016 5:23 am
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What did I say? This morning first thing, the cleaning auntie looked at me and said, eh one side of her face is longer than the other. It was humiliating. Fomfomfom put it right in the evening but humiliation is eternal.

Cleaning auntie is very observant.

 

Not the same

August 10th 2016 7:44 pm
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Cha ordered a haircut for me. Just when I'm starting to look so cute. To comfort me, fomfomfom said we'll both have our hair cut so she went and got one too. Except hers is a professional cut and I got the ratty fom special.

It's going to be so embarrassing bumping into people on my walk.

 

Happy birthday Singapore!

August 9th 2016 5:41 am
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I write in disgust. Cha and ah bee flew out the door for that unspeakable Pokemon thing the moment our National Day celebrations ended on tv. Yes, happy 51st birthday, Singapore. Ah ma bathed me so I may be clean and fluffy for the celebrations and ah bee put my red collar on me so that I'm in red too, like everyone in Singapore. Fomfomfom says I watch tv upside down and inside out with my eyes closed, but I was so proud too. I bet the whole world is jealous. Our songs are so nice.

Now I shall watch the Olympics with fomfomfom and cheer for our sculling girl and our country. I hope the two pokefans lose all their pokeballs.

I love Singapore.

 
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