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March 13th 2015 5:59 am
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Ah ma went out today and made new glasses. A branded pair, she told us proudly. Fomfomfom scoffed that she's never heard of the Mona Lisa brand, and neither has Cha.

I'm with ah ma. It's got a brand, it's branded, yes.


Magic act

March 12th 2015 2:48 am
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Today I was throwing a tantrum in the room so they put me in the lower living room. Perhaps I can get some sun and enjoy the flowers so that I may be in a better mood. Then fomfomfom had to go to the toilet, and I was left alone.

Ta dah! I next appeared outside cha's room and said hello to her. Cha was astonished and fomfomfom flew out of the toilet but no one could figure out how I got around everything they put in place to keep me in.

Cha says we'll do it again tomorrow; I gotta show her how I did it.


My arched back

March 11th 2015 4:51 am
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Ah ma is concerned my back is arched and keeps bringing it up. We tell her that's coz my back hurts, but ah ma remains skeptical. Then she brings it up again.

Ah ma loves me and I live ah ma.


Midnight stroll

March 10th 2015 6:50 am
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They locked me up so I have had no choice but to sleep. And they make me go to bed at 9pm. I've been sleeping so much that I decided to take a midnight stroll last night. I went into their toilet, then I went into ah ma's room, then they thought I wanted to poop, so I was carried into the other balcony.

They were pinged.


The knot

March 9th 2015 6:43 am
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There's this knot in my leash that's at least a week old. They don't bother to unknot it and just bring me down with that embarrassing thing everyday. It makes me look neglected.

I'm going to tell ah ma.



March 8th 2015 12:14 am
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Eee, I read about this chihuahua in the US who hid in the luggage and attempted to be a stowaway. But it was found by the customs people and its mug shot taken. How humiliating.

I didn't try to be a stowaway in ah bee's luggage last night when she went to Taiwan. I'm not stupid like a chihuahua.


Prison break

March 7th 2015 1:17 am
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I was in the room with ah bee just now and she wanted to go out. She said you don't move ah pingping. Duh. Of course I ran out the moment the door was opened. I went straight for the balcony and lay in the sun for a while. Ahhh it was nice. I haven't done that in a while.

Only after that I had to sit through a lecture from Cha about why I shouldnt be moving. Blah blah blah.

I wonder if I can break out again tomorrow.


A nap in the afternoon

March 6th 2015 5:48 am
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Fomfomfom kept poking my stummy, so I gave her what she wanted. I gave her a soft stummy, then a hard one, then a soft one, then a hard one. Giggle.

Then she was lazy and wanted to take an afternoon nap, so she told me, let's share a dream, xp. Ah bee said, who wants to share a dream with you, duh.

I agree with ah bee. Yuck.



March 5th 2015 5:50 am
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I'm so much better today that ah bee said I have ants in my underpants. Except I don't wear underpants. And they kept poking my stummy. They think it's very hard.

Mebbe it's tense muscles from my backache. Or it's the steroids. Whatever.


Set things back by 5 days

March 4th 2015 7:46 am
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It was time for my heartworm so they decided to just do everything today. I got my anal sacs emptied and after that I got a Fom special. Turns out standing in the tub for this long is really bad for me. I was in such bad shape after the bath they actually had to coax me into eating liver.

I feel better now after sleeping for a few hours. We will see how tomorrow goes.

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