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August 6th 2015 8:05 am
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We were walking today near the spot where we saw the monitor lizard the other day. Fomfomfom was holding me when we heard Ah bee call out, "Come back come back!"

So Fomfomfom asked why and Ah bee said come back come back again. Then Fomfomfom asked why again and Ah bee could only manage those 4 words again. It went on like that for a while before Fomfomfom and I fled the scene.

I thought it was pretty obvious Ah bee must have seen the lizard and Fomfomfom must have realised it too but their reaction was just so idiotic.

Can't depend on them to protect me.


Bye bye

August 5th 2015 7:40 am
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Yesterday Sammy saw ah bee and me at a distance and declared to her maid, "I must go to sister!" How uncharacteristic. Ah bee lost no time in extracting two kisses from the little bandit.

Today 4 bandits left for Australia. Only Sammy and Benny are left. We have 3 weeks to extract as many kisses as we can from Sammy.

Coz she's so cute you know.


Nice boy

August 4th 2015 8:14 am
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Yesterday Supranut's mother asked us if there is any way she can get an SG50 funpack for him. That's a commemorative tote bag filled with souvenirs to celebrate Singapore's golden jubilee. It's only given to Singaporean and permanent resident households. Because they are foreigners, they don't get one.

But we like Supranut so much and he likes Singapore so much (he made his mummy buy him a Singapore flag), we gave ours to him. And the polite boy presented Fomfomfom with a bag of potato chips to thank her. No doubt he bought it with his own pocket money. Such a sweet boy.

The world can use more Supranuts.



August 3rd 2015 7:38 am
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Fomfomfom brought me back a present from Hong Kong. It was a bag of deer tendons and it was ceremoniously held back from me before I had breakfast today. I almost stepped into the kitchen but they didn't let me. Finally it was presented and I danced a little. Then I ate it all coz otherwise ah bee would steal it like she always does.

Now it is safe, forever.



August 2nd 2015 5:23 am
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This morning Cha pointed out a snail in the middle of the path to ah bee. They decided it's destined to be squashed if it stayed there so Cha tried to move it. She tried to pick it up but the snail proved to be stronger than her. So we left it there.

Later something caught my eye and I went running to take a better look. The snail was still in the middle of the path so I said, "Get out of my way, snail!" and kicked it to the side with nary an effort.

That left Cha red faced and the snail in the grass where it's hopefully safe from feet.



August 1st 2015 9:24 am
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I've been a real good girl recently when it comes to brushing my teeth. I don't struggle much and I open my mouth wide for them. Fomfomfom had been praising me a lot.

But she's not around and ah bees been brushing my teeth. And she's still brushing like she's scrubbing the toilet bowl notwithstanding my cooperation.

Like ah ma says, so lousy.


Ups and downs

July 31st 2015 9:28 am
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It looked like it was going to rain so Ah bee and I rushed down for my afternoon walk. We were right coz it started raining the moment we were down and it continued until I was due home. Of course the rain stopped the moment we got home. What did you expect?

The happy thing is Ah ma made a lot of her famous foochow dumplings at night and they were delicious. I had 5 and I went into a food coma with a big stummy. Cha told me I started sleepbarking and I lifted off several times.

That's coz ah ma's dumplings are so good you know.


Where is everyone

July 30th 2015 7:27 am
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I haven't seen fomfomfom all day. Then I didn't see ah ma all morning and afternoon. Cha hasn't been sighted since I took a nap at noon.

At least ah ma came back at 430pm.

I'm just going to care bear stare the door until they are all back.


Still angry

July 29th 2015 4:07 am
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I woke up still angry and then I saw coffee so I scolded him. He ran circles around his maid and then they fled. I really mustn't be provoked.

Then a neighbour asked us again if we wanted his dog; his daughter broached the subject a couple of weeks ago too. Fomfomfom and ah bee declined politely, saying I'm not the sociable sort.

I guess if I were giving a dog away, I'll want to give it to these crazies too. They're quite nice to doggies.



July 28th 2015 8:36 am
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My backside's itchy so I scooted across the dining room and back. Fomfomfom started laughing and Ah bee whipped out her camera and started shooting a video. No one thought of helping me scratch. I don't know what's wrong with them. And after I've stopped scooting, they started scratching my backside.

So irritating these people are.

So I went and chewed on my tendon for a long time and ignored them. When I was almost done with it, they started making shee shee noises at me. I'm a nice girl so I indulged them and went to the papers with the tendon in my mouth. But one simply does not shee shee when there is something in one's mouth (I'm talking about Ah bee; we suspect she brings her morning coffee into the toilet with her) so I gingerly put my tendon down for a while. They snatched it up and threw it away. I even went to the dustbin to look.

They made me so mad I went to bed immediately and refused to play.


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