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My arched back

March 11th 2015 4:51 am
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Ah ma is concerned my back is arched and keeps bringing it up. We tell her that's coz my back hurts, but ah ma remains skeptical. Then she brings it up again.

Ah ma loves me and I live ah ma.

 

Midnight stroll

March 10th 2015 6:50 am
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They locked me up so I have had no choice but to sleep. And they make me go to bed at 9pm. I've been sleeping so much that I decided to take a midnight stroll last night. I went into their toilet, then I went into ah ma's room, then they thought I wanted to poop, so I was carried into the other balcony.

They were pinged.

 

The knot

March 9th 2015 6:43 am
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There's this knot in my leash that's at least a week old. They don't bother to unknot it and just bring me down with that embarrassing thing everyday. It makes me look neglected.

I'm going to tell ah ma.

 

Stowsway

March 8th 2015 12:14 am
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Eee, I read about this chihuahua in the US who hid in the luggage and attempted to be a stowaway. But it was found by the customs people and its mug shot taken. How humiliating.

I didn't try to be a stowaway in ah bee's luggage last night when she went to Taiwan. I'm not stupid like a chihuahua.

 

Prison break

March 7th 2015 1:17 am
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I was in the room with ah bee just now and she wanted to go out. She said you don't move ah pingping. Duh. Of course I ran out the moment the door was opened. I went straight for the balcony and lay in the sun for a while. Ahhh it was nice. I haven't done that in a while.

Only after that I had to sit through a lecture from Cha about why I shouldnt be moving. Blah blah blah.

I wonder if I can break out again tomorrow.

 

A nap in the afternoon

March 6th 2015 5:48 am
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Fomfomfom kept poking my stummy, so I gave her what she wanted. I gave her a soft stummy, then a hard one, then a soft one, then a hard one. Giggle.

Then she was lazy and wanted to take an afternoon nap, so she told me, let's share a dream, xp. Ah bee said, who wants to share a dream with you, duh.

I agree with ah bee. Yuck.

 

Whee!

March 5th 2015 5:50 am
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I'm so much better today that ah bee said I have ants in my underpants. Except I don't wear underpants. And they kept poking my stummy. They think it's very hard.

Mebbe it's tense muscles from my backache. Or it's the steroids. Whatever.

 

Set things back by 5 days

March 4th 2015 7:46 am
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It was time for my heartworm so they decided to just do everything today. I got my anal sacs emptied and after that I got a Fom special. Turns out standing in the tub for this long is really bad for me. I was in such bad shape after the bath they actually had to coax me into eating liver.

I feel better now after sleeping for a few hours. We will see how tomorrow goes.

 

So bored

March 3rd 2015 5:00 am
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I have ten fingers and ten toes.

I know, coz I counted them a million times today.

 

Bored

March 2nd 2015 6:48 am
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I think maybe this confinement thing is working. Again, I was feeling better at night and I wanted to tell them. So I went into the room and scratched at the newspapers and tore them up, much like I did last night. They were initially horrified but then they burst out laughing soon after. I think they are all pleased I'm doing better.

Now that they know, maybe they'll relax the rules a little. I'm going out of my mind here.

 
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