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Thank god

December 26th 2013 10:54 am
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This morning we heard that Chocolate went missing last night. In the afternoon we heard her owners going floor to floor calling her name.

When we went for my evening walk, we saw Jojo and Chocolate in the lobby the moment the lift doors opened. Turns out Chocolate went out of our condo and went to the next condo. I shudder to think what could have happened.

That will teach them to be more careful.


Merry Christmas to me!

December 25th 2013 7:45 am
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Oh, how happy I am! They fed me almost all the cracklin' from the pork knuckle and I crackled and they took photos and shot videos. And then I went into a food coma and started talking in my sleep and they giggled and shot a video too. Then they made fun of me all day.

Then fomfomfom took me for a 2.5 hour walk to work off all that grease and I declined to poop and then we came back and watched tv all night. I'm liking this Christmas thing.

I will dream of pork knuckles tonight, I'm sure.


Can't wait

December 24th 2013 7:13 am
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Cha wrote a note to Ah ma telling her not to defrost my pork tomorrow.

Because, my friends, tomorrow is Christmas day and I shall be having pork knuckle.


Ah ma's morbid fascination

December 23rd 2013 6:18 am
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Today ah ma went around with her iPad and made us look at morbid pictures. She couldn't stop talking about the 500kg woman and fomfomfom was equally excited. At least now we know where fomfomfom's fascination with fat people came from. Cha and ah bee were on the couch covering their eyes while ah ma then scrolled through pictures of the 2 headed woman, snake bodied girl and fish baby for them. Ah ma provided a running commentary too, but they had run out of hands to cover their ears with. It was like Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

And it all started when ah ma was looking for Mongolian songs on YouTube. I don't know how it led there.


A good day

December 22nd 2013 7:35 am
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Fomfomfom and I went for a 2.5 hour walk today and we both got scolded by Ah ma when we came back. Giggles.

And since today is the Winter Solstice, I maxed out my tidbit quota.

I'm really enjoying these little festivals I don't understand.


Here we go a-bottlin'

December 21st 2013 6:36 am
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I saw in the Huffington Post today that a beagle got 210 plastic bottles for Christmas. I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves plastic water bottles. Fomfomfom and ah bee were delighted.

Ah bee promised me 20 bottles the next time she goes to Macau.


Me time

December 20th 2013 7:55 am
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I didn't speak to them the whole day and Fomfomfom got so worried.

One just needs a little solitude from time to time you know.


Little things

December 19th 2013 7:01 am
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Today I told Audrey my name but she promptly forgot it. I saw Anna sit on her maid's lap, and they were on the swing. And me and ah bee, we killed 7 mozzies.

What a wonderfully normal day.


Bee do bee do

December 18th 2013 8:45 am
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We had a thunderstorm today and Fomfomfom was afraid Ah bee would get struck by lightning and lose me so Fomfomfom went down with us even though she's ill.

This is where I tell you one should squat down on one leg when caught in the open in a thunderstorm. You're welcome.

So anyway, Fomfomfom is sick and she thinks she will have to call an ambulance for herself tomorrow. But she thinks she'd be really bored by herself so she'll put me in her pocket and I can keep her company.

I really don't get the pocket jokes.


3 years old

December 17th 2013 6:44 am
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Sammy is 3 years old today. To celebrate, we let her finish ah bee's can of isotonic drink. If she falls ill or gets diarrhoea later tonight, we shall not own up.

And we finally asked for Pouffoir's name today. Her name is Anna, she is 7 years old and we still can't touch her hair.

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