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Out gallivanting again

October 24th 2015 3:38 am
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Ah bee bought some cheapo air ticket to the country of Formosa and had to get out of the house at 3am.

I'm not sympathetic.

 

Pig's intestine

October 23rd 2015 7:44 am
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Ah ma kept laughing at me. First, she criticises my ratty haircut no end. Then, she laughed when I tried to pick up Happy Feet which was suctioned to the floor.

Then she had a demented moment and called her pig's intestine a graveyard. I kept reminding her.

I hope she's contrite.

 

Ratty

October 22nd 2015 8:53 am
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It was a busy day. It wasn't time for my haircut yet but they thought the weather's too hot so they did it anyway. I wasn't happy so Fomfomfom didn't manage to do a good job. It's very ratty. Ah ma is not happy with it. She told Fomfomfom to trim it again but Fomfomfom told her to do it herself. I guess this means it stays ratty.

I also had to bathe. But the happy thing is I got liver after that. It's the second time in 2 days.

I must be doing something right.

 

48 hours

October 21st 2015 7:58 am
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I'm done with the 48 hours after vaccination. They're scared something might happen coz the vet woman said some dogs can still die 48 hours after. Ah ma wasn't concerned. Yesterday, she gave me liver. She pretended she was cooking liver for everyone but I know it's just an excuse to feed me. Giggles.

Then they say I'm putting on weight. Now i'm 6.9kg. It's good to have extra weight in case I fall ill.

Buffer.

 

Zen buddhism

October 20th 2015 8:35 am
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Yesterday Fomfomfom asked me seriously, "Who are you?"

I said, "I am Xiao Ping."

She nodded and looked at me expectantly.

So I said, "I am not Xiao Ping."

Then she smiled and asked me to go on.

Then I said, "You are Xiao Ping!"

That was when she started banging her head against the floor.

I don't know what her problem is.

 

Vet day

October 19th 2015 3:43 am
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I found myself at the vet woman's again. She took my blood and vaccinated me and it was so many needles then she put her fingers into my backside again. How unhappy I was.

But now I'm happy and fomfomfom's wagging her tail coz the vet woman just called to say I passed my blood test.

They didn't have high hopes. Beam.

 

Happy feet

October 18th 2015 2:01 am
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I have a new toy. It's a penguin and it's tiny. It's meant to be hung from a window I guess coz it has a suction pad. It got stuck on the floor and I tugged and I tugged and I tugged and finally it released with a loud pop. They said it's the cutest sound they've heard in a long time.

I'm calling it Happy Feet.

 

Da chief

October 17th 2015 6:19 am
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I thought about it all day coz it bothered me so much. I shall throw away all the keys and change the lock to a paw recognition system. No one will be able to get in without me opening the door.

So there.

 

How

October 16th 2015 6:18 am
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This morning I was snoozing at the foot of the stairs when suddenly ah bee's boyfriend walked down the stairs. I thought about it for a long time; it would mean he was here all night. But I didn't hear anyone come in last night. And he didn't come pay his respects to me either.

I'm the chief of security you know.

 

Still no aircon

October 15th 2015 10:33 pm
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We were keeping our fingers crossed. The aircon man came today and said he fixed it but when we turned it on at night, it wasn't cold. They started panicking. So I sat in ah ma's room while they regrouped. They thought as a last resort they could evict ah ma but thankfully we didn't have to go to that. They thought I could try sleeping with fomfomfom so we went into her room. Her aircon was strangely not cold either. Ah bee immediately ran to her room to try hers out and she came back down and said there is something very sinister going on coz hers isn't quite cold either.

I think they are all very stupid because maybe it's just a very hot day that's why the aircons are taking a while longer than usual. So anyway I slept with fomfomfom for a while and then I went back to my own room.

Not cold but bearable.

Hopefully it'll work tonight.

 
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