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Sunshine

April 16th 2015 7:13 am
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I'm starting to put together that I get to go to the balcony once a day. After that, the barrier goes up. It's not the carefree days of yore.

But I'll take it.

 

Kids

April 15th 2015 5:42 am
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Today Sammy told us that when she grows up, she'll have an iPhone and an iPad. So ah bee told Sammy to give her a call when she gets that iPhone.

That was when Nicky exclaimed and said, "But when Sammy grows up, you'll be dead what!"

We don't know what goes on in that undeveloped brain of his.

 

Name-calling

April 14th 2015 7:38 am
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Ah bee said I look like a worm with a bad-arse haircut.

I think she's just jealous her haircut yesterday isn't as nice as mine.

 

'tzu

April 13th 2015 9:16 am
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I was napping just now and then there was a loud pop. It gave us all a fright. We thought maybe a light bulb exploded. Turns out a can of coke had spontaneously blown its tab off. No wonder the other day we found a can of coke without its tab. Mystery solved.

Now we are just wondering what's with the poor can quality that cannot withstand the pressure of the gas in there. Terrible.

 

Haircut

April 12th 2015 7:10 am
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It's been more than two months; they finally gave me a haircut today. They were so afraid I'd hurt my back the haircut was finished in 40 minutes. It was a rough and ready job, but ah ma praised it, and everyone in the house also did. It's not a journey this time from bugs to bow-wow, they tell me. It's gonna be from bak-kaks to bow-wow.

It was like a burden lifted off me. I felt so light and my appetite returned and I performed dinner for them. Everyone was so pleased. They said even my personality has changed with the haircut. What a wonderful child I am.

I'm so cute.

 

I don't feel so hot

April 11th 2015 8:10 am
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Fomfomfom got mad at me because I refused to eat my dinner. I didn't eat until 5 hours later.

Now they know I'm not feeling well. I hope they are sorry.

 

Useless

April 10th 2015 7:02 am
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Yesterday Sammy played plants vs zombies on fomfomfom's iPhone. After a while, we looked to see how she was doing and it was a horror. She didn't know to plant any plants but zapped all the zombies with lightning using coins. Fomfomfom was aghast.

And she didn't even clear the level.

 

Horrors

April 9th 2015 5:38 pm
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Gary came to ask us about the unit next to ours that's on sale. He wants a bigger place for his brood. The bandits moving in next door?

We are very afraid.

 

Bad day

April 8th 2015 7:10 am
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They were painting the lifts today and the fumes came into the house. It made me and ah bee very ill indeed. And then ah ma made me watch dogs getting groomed on tv. It was horror.

I'm not very happy today.

 

1 sparrow

April 7th 2015 7:28 am
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The other day we bought Sammy an ice cream and the next day she skipped up to us and said she wants an ice cream. Ah bee informed her she didn't have money and Sammy stared at her, incredulous, and said, "Why did you forget to bring money?"

1 sparrow makes a spring for that littlest bandit.

 
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