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Zen buddhism

October 20th 2015 8:35 am
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Yesterday Fomfomfom asked me seriously, "Who are you?"

I said, "I am Xiao Ping."

She nodded and looked at me expectantly.

So I said, "I am not Xiao Ping."

Then she smiled and asked me to go on.

Then I said, "You are Xiao Ping!"

That was when she started banging her head against the floor.

I don't know what her problem is.

 

Vet day

October 19th 2015 3:43 am
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I found myself at the vet woman's again. She took my blood and vaccinated me and it was so many needles then she put her fingers into my backside again. How unhappy I was.

But now I'm happy and fomfomfom's wagging her tail coz the vet woman just called to say I passed my blood test.

They didn't have high hopes. Beam.

 

Happy feet

October 18th 2015 2:01 am
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I have a new toy. It's a penguin and it's tiny. It's meant to be hung from a window I guess coz it has a suction pad. It got stuck on the floor and I tugged and I tugged and I tugged and finally it released with a loud pop. They said it's the cutest sound they've heard in a long time.

I'm calling it Happy Feet.

 

Da chief

October 17th 2015 6:19 am
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I thought about it all day coz it bothered me so much. I shall throw away all the keys and change the lock to a paw recognition system. No one will be able to get in without me opening the door.

So there.

 

How

October 16th 2015 6:18 am
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This morning I was snoozing at the foot of the stairs when suddenly ah bee's boyfriend walked down the stairs. I thought about it for a long time; it would mean he was here all night. But I didn't hear anyone come in last night. And he didn't come pay his respects to me either.

I'm the chief of security you know.

 

Still no aircon

October 15th 2015 10:33 pm
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We were keeping our fingers crossed. The aircon man came today and said he fixed it but when we turned it on at night, it wasn't cold. They started panicking. So I sat in ah ma's room while they regrouped. They thought as a last resort they could evict ah ma but thankfully we didn't have to go to that. They thought I could try sleeping with fomfomfom so we went into her room. Her aircon was strangely not cold either. Ah bee immediately ran to her room to try hers out and she came back down and said there is something very sinister going on coz hers isn't quite cold either.

I think they are all very stupid because maybe it's just a very hot day that's why the aircons are taking a while longer than usual. So anyway I slept with fomfomfom for a while and then I went back to my own room.

Not cold but bearable.

Hopefully it'll work tonight.

 

Bugs

October 15th 2015 10:27 pm
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Today I pooped and then I ran away so fast coz it was smelly. Ah bee and fomfomfom laughed at me.

Then they had a discussion and decided Bugs Bunny is a hare, not a rabbit. I dunno, I thought he is a bunny.

 

No aircon

October 15th 2015 10:26 pm
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Ah bee and I were lying on the floor and she was giving me a belly rub. Somehow I found myself staring at her knees and she pointed at them and said to fomfomfom, "These are the real bee's knees, you know." Fomfomfom and I, we just rolled our eyes and ignored her.

The aircon in Cha's room started dripping and then there was a gus of water. Luckily I wasn't directly underneath it. I guess it's out of action for tonight. Cha and I will have to rough it out.

Dang.

 

Tooth extraction

October 12th 2015 4:46 pm
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Ah ma capitulated and went to see the dentist. He extracted her tooth and it was a real difficult one. Ah ma's tooth had broken into 3 pieces horizontally and he said it was only his second case like that in his 20 years' experience. Ah ma came back looking so dog.

And all she could eat was oatmeal. Giggles.

 

2 huskies and a morgi

October 11th 2015 8:47 am
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2 huskies from the other condo walked past me at the back gate today and I told them. I told them real good. Their mummy laughed at me. They're lucky I'm on the other side of the fence or I would have shown them.

I also met a black something today. Ah bee thinks she looks like Bo so maybe she's a labradoodle. We know her name is Morgi. Or something. She couldn't really be bothered with me.

Whatever.

 
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