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Bathe day

August 30th 2014 6:27 am
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Ah ma did her Saturday party and happily told us they did nasi lemak today, with the works. Like chicken wings, the fried fish, cucumber and fish cakes. I feel happy for them.

I didn't fare so well myself today. I ended up with the fomfomfom special.

 

Ill-treated

August 29th 2014 8:02 am
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There was so little pork for my breakfast and dinner today. I reprimanded fomfomfom, but she defended herself saying the cross section of the piece of meat was small, hence. I didn't buy it; she should have weighed every serving.

And there was braised intestines on the table at dinner. No one thought of giving me any.

 

Quid pro quo

August 28th 2014 6:50 am
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Today ah ma cooked liver for me and I was very happy so, in return, I taught her all about the jelly.

We're always doing nice things for each other.

 

My donation

August 27th 2014 6:41 am
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This morning fomfomfom took $10 from my shoebox and said she's going to put it in the temple's donation box. This way Guan Yin mama will bless me and keep me healthy and safe.

Divine protection is always good.

 

The lady and her maid

August 26th 2014 7:37 am
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Today fomfomfom was carrying me into the left and an auntie from china joined us. She smiled at me happily, remarked on my big bright eyes and asked, is this a young lady? How cultured. Singaporeans would say, male or female? This is how I usually ask about Singaporeans too, by the way.

I said, yes, I'm a lady and this is my maid.

 

Remove all the jelly

August 25th 2014 7:36 am
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Ah ma and I planted some stuff in the morning. There was a fruit tree and maybe there was something else. I'm not sure; I was too busy with the plastic bag. But I'm eager to see how the fruit tree grows in a pot. Fruits on my balcony! How exciting.

Then during our evening walk, ah ma took over fomfomfom's game and started candy crushing. Fomfomfom said ah ma has no pride; she should have played from her own level. Ah ma just said the share price is dropping, there are better games about. We were impressed that ah ma knows the maker of the game.

But she doesn't know what's a jelly.

 

Smoke gets in my throat

August 24th 2014 3:38 am
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Ooh it must be the last day of the hungry ghosts festival today. People were burning up a storm, and the smoke was certainly something majestic. And smelly. I coughed.

And ah ma thought it's a good day to make char siew so fomfomfom gave me a piece. Yums. It's been a long time.

 

Poop and the rain

August 23rd 2014 5:30 am
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Ooh I had already assumed the pose when it started raining. There was no warning, and it came down so heavy. I don't like this retracting my poop. It rained for so long; luckily we found a gap in the rain and finished my business.

Then ah ma bathed me. So happy.

 

I look stupid

August 22nd 2014 5:43 am
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I saw in the papers today a pillow with the brand name Mushy for sale. It doesn't quite inspire. Maybe that's why it's on discount.

Fomfomfom gave me a trim today. I hate her.

 

Guilty!

August 22nd 2014 5:37 am
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Today we met Cha jawboning along and fomfomfom asked her to take care of me for a bit while she went home to pee. I don't understand why she can't pee in the grass like me. Anyway, Cha took me walking and I decided to poop. Who knew Cha had no poop bag on her. So we fled.

I hope no one saw us. Giggles.

 
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