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Liver makes everything beautiful

July 3rd 2014 10:18 am
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I heard Ah ma and Fomfomfom went to see penguins today. En route, Ah ma told Fomfomfom she was hungry so Fomfomfom bought her fries. Ah ma asked for a milo but Fomfomfom told her to drink cold water instead. Giggles. Before you judge Fomfomfom, let me tell you Ah ma is diabetic. And she just had a hot chocolate before the fries. So no need to feel sorry for her.

I also hear that Ah ma hasn't been lucky at the casino and Fomfomfom will have to start doling out the reserve fund she brought along. Giggles.

I guess I had a better day. I had liver. Yums.

 

Crime doesn't pay

July 2nd 2014 11:12 am
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So the stolen jackfruit was cut up today and there is nothing edible in there. There is justice in the world after all.

 

Gambles

July 1st 2014 9:34 am
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Cha says we should put some money down on the world cup so she asked me to pick the champion team. I thought about it and said Germany. Coz their team colours are black and white, just like me. I have a good feeling about this.

Ah ma and Fomfomfom are still not back. I hear Ah ma lost money at the casino today. Pifft, she should just follow my lead and put her money on Germany.

 

Tuobatou

June 30th 2014 8:02 am
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Ah ma and Fomfomfom left early this morning with their bags and I haven't seen them since. Cha tells me they've gone to Melbourne. I was hoping they'd be back by the time I go to bed so I went into their rooms to check but no such luck. Maybe I will see them when I wake up in the morning.

Sammy went to school for the first time today and we asked if she cried. She didn't apparently. And she brought someone else's school bag home. Okay the bags were identical. Still. Giggles.

Yesterday we met a Schnauzer who looked like he hasn't been let out in years. Today we acquainted ourselves with him and his owner. They just moved here and he's four years old. His name is Tuobatou, which means mophead in Chinese.

And they say I have a funny name.

 

Too cute baby shih tzus

June 29th 2014 9:56 am
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Ah ma was sneakily watching shih tzu puppies on Animal Planet just now until she couldn't take it anymore and got everyone to watch with her. Everyone went a little nuts but they agreed that I was a much cuter baby. But of course.

Fomfomfom got me a new collar today coz the bell fell off the old one. And yes, she bought me another cat collar. So what. I'm not ashamed. But I don't understand why dog collars don't come with bells.

 

The supernuts

June 28th 2014 7:53 am
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We met Nom Yen and her mummy today. She leopard-crawled towards me but only because she's so excited and her mummy was holding her back. It's her way of showing respect to me, her mummy says. How reverent. I like that.

Nom Yen doesn't eat her kibble anymore, her mummy tells us, since the time she jumped on the table and ate the son's food. We didn't catch her son's name but we think it sounds like supernut.

We like them so we are going to refer to them as the Supernuts from now on.

 

Tipping point

June 27th 2014 8:09 am
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Today my hair reached its tipping point. I went from hairy to beary overnight. In other words, I am uber cute now. All day long they kept complaining that I'm too cute and it's illegal for anyone to be this cute.

I cannot argue with that.

 

World Cup

June 26th 2014 8:04 am
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We had been busy, what with everyone in the house falling ill and all; did I forget to tell you all Fomfomfom had the dengue?

We are all okay now and I think it's time we do our part for the world cup. So we placed bets on three matches tonight. I hope we win coz they promised to put the winnings in my shoebox.

Now luck be a lady tonight and let Ghana score 2 goals.

 

Roughhousing

June 25th 2014 9:14 am
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Ah ma was giving me a momo but she was distracted and she rubbed me too hard. It hurt so I tried to bite her. She got mad and started scolding me. So I tried to bite her again. I had her full attention after that.

Then I stood by the window and waited for Ah bee to come open it for me so I may go out on the balcony. She started galloping towards me and made loud whooping noises so I got all excited and chased her around. Then she pretended to faint so I bit her on her backside.

That got her up immediately.

So you see, you just got to know how.

 

Jackfruit on the washing machine

June 24th 2014 7:46 am
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I didn't morph into a cat.

And ah bee stole a jackfruit yesterday. Under the cover of night, ah bee and her boyfriend crept around and plucked an unripe jackfruit from the jackfruit tree in the condo. The sap got all over the boyfriend and I told him that was his just deserts. Then I bestowed upon him the traditional knowledge on how to remove the sap from his guilty feet.

I told ah bee to get him some used cooking oil.

 
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