April 11th 2010 8:07 am
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Well, once again I am in trouble! And once again, it is not MY fault. It happened this way: After Dad fixed his breakfast, he left the carton of eggs on the counter in plain sight and within my reach.
Now, I know that I am not supposed to steal food off the counter, but there is no rule against looking! They were nice fresh eggs, from the neighbor's chickens, and as I was standing there looking at them, UP JUMPED THE DEVIL! He told me that I should steal those eggs while Dad was in the other room---he said that I could blame Vixen. So I did it! I reached up and knocked the eggs to the floor----there were ten of them left in the carton.
I was just eating the last egg, when IN WALKED DAD!! Boy, did I get in trouble! Dad just couldn't understand that it wasn't my fault. After all, he shouldn't have left them there and it was the Devil that made me eat them!
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