December 8th 2005 5:23 pm
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Well hi their poochies and pooches! It's your good old pal and Poo Expert Zip! I have great news indeed! The snow is starting to fall and this Christmas we will all be blessed most certainly with poopsicles! Yum, yum, yum! Poopsicles good! Sometimes I run and run and bark real loud and act like I have to go pee, so my dad lets me out to the splendiferous frozen extravaganza outside! Works all the time!

Apparently he also thinks that his special pills that him and mommy bought works at making the poopie mysteriously taste bad, but I just recently snook into the headquarters of this venomous pill producing overlord and tweaked the ingredients so that now the poopie will taste even better! I added a little peanut butter to the mix! Yum! Peanut butter poopie! I'm a good dog. Good dogs get to eat lots of peanut butter!
So all you special mutts out there in Internet land! Put your boots and your stocking caps on and get ready for a frozen winter wonderland!

Woofs and more woofs,

ZIP