World Domination will be mine...

The Revolution hear around the world!!

November 14th 2011 7:43 pm
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(well, at least around the building)

But first - a shout out to Miss Priscilla for being THE Diary of the Day. Way to go Girlie!! And also a moment of silence for our pal Roscoe - the Dog of the Week. Roscoe and his human went to The Bridge last week. So, hopefully Roscoe is able to celebrate the dubious honor of being THE DOG OF THE WEEK in style with his human and some other angles.

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Ahem.
Okay, so now lemme tell you all about the REVOLUTION I started at Daycare last Friday!! Woot-woot!! As some pals may already know, I have developed a wanderlust at precisely 4:00 (central time). That means, whenever 4:00 rolls around at daycare, I assume any and all door openings are for me, alerting me that Mother has come to pick me (and Maxwell) up and take me (and Maxwell) home. So, whenever the door opens after 4:00, I don't wait to see who the humans are coming to collect, I see the opportunity of an open door and run like the wind (or like da wind, if you're a LWD) to the *other* closed door that leads to the lobby. I sit patiently, waiting for that door to open, only to hear my name being called, asking me to return to the original room and continue waiting for Mother to arrive. This happens 2-3 times, or until the staff runs out of patience with me, and puts me (and Max) into our own room. Yeah. That happened ONE TIME! We got put in a time-out on account of the humans being too defenseless against The Izzard!!

Well last Friday, I had all the pups at daycare asking me how I plan and execute my escapes each afternoon. So, always looking to collect more minions, I gathered them around and explained the plan to them. At precisely 4:00 (central time), the door opened and WE TOOK OFF DOWN THE HALLWAY!! Yes indeedy! No longer was it just me and Max running shamelessly down the hallway, but 5 other dogs as well!! Chaos reigned supreme!!Eventually they gathered us all up again and closed the door. But our message had been sent and received loud and clear: "heck no, we won't sit in the daycare room for hour after hour with only toys, water and other dogs to play with! Heck no, we won't sit in the daycare room for hour after hour with only toys, water and other dogs to play with!
Sure enough, the next time the door opened: WOOSH! Thud.
Wait.... I looked around. Those rat ba$tards put up a barricade a mere 3 feet from the door, thus thwarting any plans we had to continue our chaos.

Those humans can be clever when they choose to be. I may have lost the battle, but the war wages on!

 
 

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Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

November 14th 2011 at 7:56 pm

I wish they had the webcams out in the hallway... I would love to see the stampede out the door! :o)
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

November 14th 2011 at 7:57 pm

WINNIN'!!!

Gud werk, Izzy!! Sumpup needs be in charge! No one puts Izzy in a time-out. Jus' let dem *fink* dat da barricade hab werked an' da odds r in yur fabour :D
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

November 15th 2011 at 3:23 am

yes would love to see that too! Im sure you will find a way around the gates...


Congrats to our pal Roscoe, we will miss him and his Dad dearly
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

November 15th 2011 at 5:42 am

Well done, Izzy!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

November 15th 2011 at 7:06 am

You need to learn to jump the barricade. I would love to see them stop a "flying dog". The humans would never expect that.LOL
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

November 15th 2011 at 10:28 am

You are a true leader, Izzy.

We're really sorry to hear about Roscoe and his Dad.
Barked by: нαℓσ ♡ (Dogster Member)

November 15th 2011 at 4:48 pm

I would normally say sowee to read about your friend Roscoe and his hoooman, but I rather look at it as another calling away from earth for another beautiful angel above to look over us critters and our furmilies.

As for your revolution, I was BOL!!
Barricade is just a small matter. You all truly made an impact. :) Good girl Izzy!
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

November 15th 2011 at 8:11 pm

Good Job! Would have liked to see the stampede too!

Sorry about Roscoe and his Dad.

~
Barked by: Atley (Dogster Member)

November 15th 2011 at 10:12 pm

Roscoe AND his human? Gosh, that's awful! What happened?!?!?


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