what a great time i am having on dogster

Who knew when i first joined dogster i would have so much fun and meet so many pals. When I first joined I was so depressed I thought no one wanted to be my friend. Boy was I surprised I have so many friends all around the world. I have been invited to join so many groups and been to the most fun parties. I have even been thown overboard on the tiny paw cruise ship and painted by lil rascal I could not stoppped laughing it was so funny. I have lost many friends since joining this has been one of my saddest moments. I have been happy to see some of my pals like Miss Dixie and Miss Frankie recover from there surgery and illness. My sister odie had a operation too and we have very happy she is fully recovered now. All my pals on dogster have become like my family. Eveyone has been so nice to me and taken me under their wings when i was new. Everyone is nice enough to make me nice pictures and i have started a album with all of them in it. Thanks everyone for making me fill at home when i go to the parties.
What a great time i have had and i am looking forward to more fun and parties. Thanks to all my pals.
Maxi pad

dec. 21. 2006

Santa Paws is coming. Wake up odie we have to finish our letters to Santa Paws. O.k. she will not wake up i will help her finish it. Let me see I think she wants a booster car seat so she can be seen by everyone when she goes for a joy ride. I would like a blanket with cowboys and indians on it. Oh lets not forget we have been very very good this year. Odie stop burying all the milkbones we have to save some for Santa Paws and grandma do not drink all the milk up save some for Santa Paws. Oh no grandpa you forgot to put up the Christmas lights this year now how is he going to find our house. I guess we will have to turn on the outside light on Christmas Eve. Mommy you forgot to get a tree where is he going to put our present will you brings them. Oh we still have time to find a tree Oscar the cat better not destroy it when we get one. Oh we forgot Oscar Santa Paws letter I think he just wants bottle water so he does not have to drink out of the toilet anymore. Rember everybody only 4 more days tell Christmas I am so excited I can not sleep. While i better go get ready for the arrival of Santa.
Odie and Me hope everyone a Merry Christmas.

oct. 30, 2006

happy halloween what wait my mommy is telling something it is'nt today it is tomorrow. oh sorry wrong day oh well i can practice anyway. When i walk for a walk tonight it was so scarey so many people walking around that is why i got confused they scared me. I do not like people especially kids they are so sacary. odie has a costume for halloween i do not have one i think i will stay home i get so scared i might pee on myself and it will be embrassing. i wonder what odie will get candy or dog treats. I bet she will sleep right through halloween. I hope not to many kids come to our house i will have to hide and cry under the bed. I know I will put grandma outside that will scared anyone away. I have found out when i chat with other dogs that there is halloween alround the world pretty neat. Everybody do not forget to send odie and me picture of you dress up in her costumes we would love to see them. Got to go now trick or treat and happy and safe halloween puppy pals
maxi pad

august 26, 2006

hi everbody did you miss me. I have not been writing for a long time we have been busy. Grandma came home she has been very sick but she is better now. She is very needy and mommy has not had time to help us write in our diary. I miss everybody. Let me catch you up on very thing. Odie got her pink dress when she put in on wow she looks so pretty. I finally won by hawiaan shirt. I can not wait for it to come boy i will look so cool. maybe when halloween comes and mommy is not working she will take us trick or treat. oh i hope and hope she does'nt have to work. we got new collars too i kind of lost my other one this one has john deer tractor on them i am a farmer's boy now. I am going to wait outside everyday for the mail to come to see if my shirt comes. I hope it fits i better not gain any weight them i will be so sad if does not fit. i getting very late time for bed good night everybody
maxi pad

august 2, 2006

Hi its maxi pad. Since odie wrote in her diary i will write in my. Odie has been bragging that she is going to get a pretty dress. My mommy said not to get upset because she is bidding on a hawaiaan shirt for me oh i hope we win. I will be so cool the girls will go wild over me. Maybe I can get a hat too. We went for a walk and odie was flirting with all the boys. How come the girls do not look at me. Maybe I stink i think I will go take a bath and come my hair. I think i will just wait the my shirt and they can not help but like me maybe they will give me kisses. I still alittle shy will it comes to girls. I will take to odie and ask her advice on the subjet of how to talk to the girls. Oh no she is sleeping again what a great help she is. I know i will go wake her up it is about time she got up. Got to go now. maxi

july 28, 2006

Hello there guest who this is. You give up its the maxi pad the bad boy. I am so hot. Now I know for sure I want to be very good because when I died I do not want to go down there I can not stand the heat. I want to go up there where it is cool. I already have my wings look at picture on the web page. I am a angel. Odie is smiling at me and laughing. She means I can be good. Oh there is the cat i can not stand it i have to chase him around and tease him. odie left her big bone too it looks so good i have to steal it. Well so much for being good. I will tried tomorrow to be an angel. its too much fun being naughty. here comes odie girl she is moving so slow i am going to hide and attack her. i have to go now and get in more trouble. bye maxi

july 26, 2006

hello i bet you guys thought i forgot you. I did not forget. I have just been to hot to write. Odie say she can not sleep because it is so hot. I never sleep so i do not have this problem. Nobody wants to come out and play with me i am so lonely. I keep looking out the window for a playmate but no one shows up.
I tried to play with odie but she started to tease me saying my teeth are yellow. I am a man guys always have dirty teeth its manly. Pretty white teeth is a female thing. Ladies always have to be nice and clean. I have to go pretty soon and roll in the mud or dirt to get more smelly. bye maxi

july 23, 2006

I was so scared i did something very bad. Everybody was yelling at me. I could not help it i started to cry and tears started to come out. I did not mean to almost get stuck in the water. I was so hot i wanted a drink of water and slipped in head first. odie was jumping up and down. I will not do that again. It to hot to go outside so i get bored inside watching everybody sleeping. Grandpa sleeping on the bed and grandma sleeping on the couch snoring away. Looking at everybody sleeping makes me want to sleep. Good night maxi

july 20 2006

Jump,jump,jumping maxi here. Iam jumping for joy grandma is coming home.Iam jumping for joy because my best pal david and allison.I dont know if i am jumping for joy or to much sugar in me. oh no i jump to closed to odie she is giving me a dirty look i hope i do not pee on myself again. I was so happy no minute and now i am becoming sad the next. Odie said she is sorry and looked at me with those big brown eyes. I looked into those eyes and could not be mad at her anymore. I am so tried and exhasted from jumping around and need to go to sleep. Where is my bed someone moved it. Oh there it is i thought for a minute someone threw it out. What a relief i was getting upset for awhile. Now i am going to bed. Have a good night.
Bye from maxi pad the jumping jack russell

July l8, 2006

Guess what odie just told me grandma is coming home real soon. I finally will get to have someone to sleep with me. I have been so scared in the night time with nobody to protect me. I know what you are thinking odie will protect you yeh right odie could sleep through a mass earthquake and not even move. I heard that my human cousins and auntie are coming tomorrow too. Two good news in one day. I will have someone to play with me and make mud for me to play in. It has been so hot the cold mud will feel so good. I wonder if they will let me sleep with them I promise i will not snore. I better go now i got to find the cat to give me a bath so i can look my best will everybody comes over. Bye Maxi