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Zoom groomed!

October 5th 2013 9:41 am
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There I sat, cowerin on a dog bed. Tryin to be a lil as possible.

Mommy had gathered the groomin junk. She came lookin for me.

Daddy told her where I was. Daddy is a traitor!

Then she tossed me on the washer/dryer place and commenced brushin and trimmin my beard and eyebrows. Then Daddy came over and held me while she cutted off my toenails.

Then I got to go outside and run 'round!
I was free!

Wahoo! I'm done! No more groomin! I'm good for 'bout 8 years or sumfin.

This zoom groom deal is alright!

 
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

October 5th 2013 at 10:15 am

Zoe, I hope you got some cookies after the zoom groom!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

October 5th 2013 at 10:24 am

I sure did Buddy!
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

October 5th 2013 at 11:56 am

I need to tell my Mommy about the zoom groom. It sounds great to me! Maybe you can give zoom groom lessons to the peepoles?
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

October 5th 2013 at 9:30 pm

My mommy needs to learn that, too! Just the brushing takes her 20 minutes, and she does that almost evfurry day!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

October 6th 2013 at 1:12 am

Doesn't sound like dat torture session lasted too long at least.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

October 6th 2013 at 8:13 am

Even 30 seconds of grooming as too long!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

October 6th 2013 at 8:52 am

Hm...Da Zoom Gwoom, yu say, Zoe?? I wike da sound ob dat. I wunner if my bwoomer guy, Bob, wood be innerwested in fwyin' out tu Idunno tu take wessons fwum yur Mommy??

Hey, I kno' - durin' da US gubermint shutdown, yur Mommy can earn BIG MONIES teechin' bwoomers fwum ALL OBER DA WERLD how du da Zoom Bwoom™! Or shood it be ZoomBwoom™?? Yeah, ZoomBwoom™ it r!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

October 6th 2013 at 1:14 pm

You're going to be rich!

 

Zoe


 

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