October 5th 2013 9:41 am
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There I sat, cowerin on a dog bed. Tryin to be a lil as possible.
Mommy had gathered the groomin junk. She came lookin for me.
Daddy told her where I was. Daddy is a traitor!
Then she tossed me on the washer/dryer place and commenced brushin and trimmin my beard and eyebrows. Then Daddy came over and held me while she cutted off my toenails.
Then I got to go outside and run 'round!
I was free!
Wahoo! I'm done! No more groomin! I'm good for 'bout 8 years or sumfin.
This zoom groom deal is alright!
Zoe, I hope you got some cookies after the zoom groom!
I sure did Buddy!
I need to tell my Mommy about the zoom groom. It sounds great to me! Maybe you can give zoom groom lessons to the peepoles?
My mommy needs to learn that, too! Just the brushing takes her 20 minutes, and she does that almost evfurry day!
Doesn't sound like dat torture session lasted too long at least.
Even 30 seconds of grooming as too long!
Hm...Da Zoom Gwoom, yu say, Zoe?? I wike da sound ob dat. I wunner if my bwoomer guy, Bob, wood be innerwested in fwyin' out tu Idunno tu take wessons fwum yur Mommy??
Hey, I kno' - durin' da US gubermint shutdown, yur Mommy can earn BIG MONIES teechin' bwoomers fwum ALL OBER DA WERLD how du da Zoom Bwoom™! Or shood it be ZoomBwoom™?? Yeah, ZoomBwoom™ it r!
You're going to be rich!