October 1st 2013 4:57 pm
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The part 'bout Daddy stayin home? I am beginnin to think it's not so good.
Mommy and Daddy have been talkin. Daddy's been talkin on the phone.
This whole deal with Daddy stayin home? It's on account o' because the gov-r-ment put up a big closed sign.
Daddy won't be gettin no moneys until they put the open sign back up.
Mommy and Daddy are talkin ways to save money. Mommy said I need to be groomed and she can save money by doin it herself. I offered a good idea. They could sell the durn groomin/torture junk and I am willin to be fuzzy for a really long time.
They went to Costco today. They didn't buy me any food!
I need food!
I need cookies!
I need new toys!
I need Stuff!
HALP!!! Evfurrybody! Run around! Wring your paws!
Send me everything you've got pals. This is gonna get desperate.
And if you send me your pawrent's debit card be sure to include the PIN.
OMD!!! *starts throwing everything he can find into a big box - wallets, iPhones, ice cubes, LWD clubhouse, the loveseat, the big freezer, a case of Bodka Dwips, Kitty Cuz, a couple of squirrels*
I hope dat helbs, Zoe!!!
It hasn't got here yet Z! But thanks for sendin it!
Gah! I'm all in a dither!
Mommy and Daddy are gonna grow beards, dress in old grungy clothes and go out and panhandle!
I have to eat a yucky bland diet for the next week, so I could send you my regular kibble and treats!
*Misty upon lamenting her lost SNACK she was "curing" outside and some other dog (or human mowing the lawn) gets busy.
Box - check.
3 Papillons to send to Zoe - check.
Mailing label - ermmm - check???
Postage - check. (I'll use all those stamps Mom keeps stored in those books she is so proud of).
Misty is off to figure out how to use the tape gun grumbling about lost SNACKS and TRAITORS!*
*Misty, this is your Mom - we've gone over this before - you cannot just give away all the other dogs in this house.*
Zoe, we'll send you Misty's SNACKS for an entire week and she can watch you publish how much you enjoyed them every day!
Hang in there, hopefully the world will tilt back up on it's axis and life can go back to normal.
I will get a big box together.
Mommy's plastic cards
Mommy , we have to go shopping to buy new kibble, treats and toys. What? You need your plastic cards? Sorry Zoe, no plastic cards because we need them.
OMD what's going on with the goberment? Are they cwazy?
We are sending all the treats we can spare Zoe don't panic!
Thanks pups, I am Starvin over here.
Bol, Buddy, I thought you might send me the yucky bland food!
Oh, gotta go. It's breakyfast time.
BOLBOLBOL! All yu pupses r cwackin' me up!!
Whut yu eated fur bwekfus, Zoe?? Gwuel? Stik soup wif mousie bwoth? a coupla wocks on toast?
Yeah, Z, I guess I can always eat the mousie parts the cats never eat. There is always a lil kinda greenish bean-shaped thing left over. Must not taste good.
I'll let you know. *sigh*
Oh no oh no oh NO!!!! Momma, quick, get that big block of cheese Daddy just bought! We gotta mail it to Zoe and Tux! You pups like, cheese, right? I mean, of COURSE you do, who doesn't like cheese?
I will send some treats your way