August 25th 2013 9:58 am
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Argh! Mommy grabbed me again. Started up the clipper dealies. Cutted off half of my hairs on one side o' my cute fuzzy body.
I got to take a break cuz the clippers get hot. Gotta let them cool off.
Then she grabbed me again. This time Daddy got me in a head lock while she clipped sum more. Then they both clamped onto me. Daddy cutted on my beard. Had sum snaggles in there. Then he kept on cuttin. First one side then the other. I probly look like I am snearin, my beard is that crooked.
Then Mommy cutted my other body side with the clippers.
I am outside again takin a break. Lookin for a place to hide.
They still need to finish my tummy, face and ears.
No! Not the ears!
And then I think I will be drownded.
What a life, what a miserable life. Woe is me.
Poor baby, I get groomed every six weeks.
Sounds like cruel and unusual punishment which is not allowed under the Constitution of the United States!
That's it! I am coming over! Let me at 'em!
I survived. No blood was involved, thank goodness. My ears are all zig-zaggy 'cause Mommy is skeered she might cut me so she don't do a good job.
Abby, I usually get groomed 'bout every 6 weeks too but the regular groomer/torturer is off until Oct. sumtime.
You tell it like it are sister! Mommy says you's uh drama queen but me knows you's barks da sact truth.
Oh da horror of it all!!
My Momma trimmed me up, too... she likes me scruffy but I wuz havin' some bad itchies last month and scratched some of my hairs off... so she trimmed me up so's I wouldn't looks so disreputable, she sez....
Oh no! I know your Mommy does the torture thing to you but I never expected it from your Daddy! You are Daddy's girl! How can he do that to his sweet little schnauzer girl!!! I am glad you survived!
OMD! I's never been trimmed before. Oh da horrors.
Oh no poor Zoe!
I only gettin a baf today Miss Zoe but I still thinks you are one cutie patootie!
Hey, HD! I gedded a baff on Sunday, tu! Imagine da odds ob dat habbenin'!!
Oh, deer. Woe, indeed r Zoe. Sowwy fur yur twubbles, sweet gurl. It cood be werser, doe I r nod shur how! BOL :D
'cept yur baff wuz dis day, witch r Munday, HD. Bud still, imagine!!
Wow guys, Sissor even taked a shower today! The 'citment and co-inky-dinks never quits, eh?