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Now they're gangin up on me!

August 25th 2013 9:58 am
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Argh! Mommy grabbed me again. Started up the clipper dealies. Cutted off half of my hairs on one side o' my cute fuzzy body.
I got to take a break cuz the clippers get hot. Gotta let them cool off.
Then she grabbed me again. This time Daddy got me in a head lock while she clipped sum more. Then they both clamped onto me. Daddy cutted on my beard. Had sum snaggles in there. Then he kept on cuttin. First one side then the other. I probly look like I am snearin, my beard is that crooked.
Then Mommy cutted my other body side with the clippers.
I am outside again takin a break. Lookin for a place to hide.
They still need to finish my tummy, face and ears.
No! Not the ears!

And then I think I will be drownded.

What a life, what a miserable life. Woe is me.

Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 10:27 am

Poor baby, I get groomed every six weeks.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 10:51 am

Sounds like cruel and unusual punishment which is not allowed under the Constitution of the United States!
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 12:54 pm

That's it! I am coming over! Let me at 'em!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 1:17 pm

I survived. No blood was involved, thank goodness. My ears are all zig-zaggy 'cause Mommy is skeered she might cut me so she don't do a good job.

Abby, I usually get groomed 'bout every 6 weeks too but the regular groomer/torturer is off until Oct. sumtime.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 4:07 pm

You tell it like it are sister! Mommy says you's uh drama queen but me knows you's barks da sact truth.
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 6:30 pm

Oh da horror of it all!!

My Momma trimmed me up, too... she likes me scruffy but I wuz havin' some bad itchies last month and scratched some of my hairs off... so she trimmed me up so's I wouldn't looks so disreputable, she sez....
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 8:07 pm

Oh no! I know your Mommy does the torture thing to you but I never expected it from your Daddy! You are Daddy's girl! How can he do that to his sweet little schnauzer girl!!! I am glad you survived!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 11:50 pm

OMD! I's never been trimmed before. Oh da horrors.
Barked by: Little Man Mickey (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2013 at 2:11 am

Oh no poor Zoe!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2013 at 6:58 am

I only gettin a baf today Miss Zoe but I still thinks you are one cutie patootie!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2013 at 2:51 pm

Hey, HD! I gedded a baff on Sunday, tu! Imagine da odds ob dat habbenin'!!

Oh, deer. Woe, indeed r Zoe. Sowwy fur yur twubbles, sweet gurl. It cood be werser, doe I r nod shur how! BOL :D
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2013 at 2:52 pm

'cept yur baff wuz dis day, witch r Munday, HD. Bud still, imagine!!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2013 at 3:43 pm

Wow guys, Sissor even taked a shower today! The 'citment and co-inky-dinks never quits, eh?




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