August 15th 2013 6:46 am
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You know her. The Sissor that used to bring me junk like pocket lint.
Sum of you have been askin if she brought me anything from Jellystone.
No water from Old Faithful. No hairs left over from the bison she groomed. No lil soaps shaped like bears that she putted in the guests' rooms.
She's just down right mean.
But last night was the worstest.
Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
Mommy and Sissor sat down to eat their dinner. Me and Tux always hang out under the table. We don't beg. Really. We just chillax there. Makes it hard for them to stand up and push in their chairs when they are finished. But we don't beg.
Last evenin, I had me a toy. We usually have a toy or 2 under there too.
I had me a lil red cardinal toy. It was just layin there. I was just layin there. Under Sissor's chair.
I wasn't doin nuthin to bother her. But she wanted to stand up.
She flipped the bird at me. :-0
And I tol' her that wasn't nice.
She kept flippin the bird at me. With her foot. Flippin the bird at me. The bird would bump me. She would flip the bird again. And bump me again.
Not nice. And she and Mommy jus' kept laughin. A laugh riot, they thought it was so funny.
They are both warped.
How WUDE ob hur!! OMD. All dis time I wuz finkin' yu wuz SO wucky tu hab a older sistur tu teech yu stuffs, gud an' bad (BOL) an' tu helb yu find yur way in dis big, skeewy werld ob ours. I...I..I r speechwess, weally.
Pweeze tell Sissor dat hur hab compwetewy wuined my fayf in humanitee. *smlwdh*
Z, we ain't cool here.
What does *smlwdh* mean? I got the LWD part.
Come on down to my house Zoe and you will be treated right!!! HD runs to his dictionary to look up "smlwdh".
that wasn't very nice at all....you should have flipped something at sissor too, she how she likes it.
That's not very nice I am so glad my human sissor is nice and spoils the us dogs
Ok, so my mean Sissor figured out that it smlwdh means:
shaking my little white dog head
Snarks, I am So gonna tell my Sissor that you pups have a Nice sissor. She'll probly have sum mean comment 'bout that.
Aw poor Zoe. Momma says I'm not allowed to tell you that she was giggling a little bit. So...Momma wasn't giggling at ALL.
Zoe, that is just plain rude! You need a sissor that will spoil you and give you lots of lovings!
What's a cute lil dog like me to do though Angel Abby? I can't trade her in for 'nother.
You pups know that I do 'xagerate things at times? She is a purdy good Sissor, really.
I guess a Sissor who gives you pocket lint is a candidate to be rude. It is your Mommy I am disappointed in. How could she laugh at her cute little schnauzer girl. You will have to tell your Daddy and I bet he will get mad at both of them.
Well, if she flipped da bird at her, I woulda bit da bird in two... shake it so hard dat she gets skeered dat her flippin' foot is next!!
Dat would teach her!
I's lucky wid my sissors... one is Whit's momma and one is Maurice's momma and dey both treats me good.... belly rubs all da time.
You sure you can't trade her in fur anudder model?
I ain't got a sissor, but I got momma's sissor wrapped around my LWD paw.
BOLBOL!! I r kinda wate geddin' back here, whut wif Woadtwip day an' eberyfing, bud Sissor wuz wite 'bout *smlwdh*! See, Zoe. Yu weally R kewl!
By da way, any ob yu pupses r concerned wif da obbious decwine in eberypupses' spellin' an' gwammar skills??? BOLBOL :D
I'm surprised Sissor can even stand to read our stuff! Bol!