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Daddy's plumber's helper

November 17th 2012 9:34 am
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Ok, so the Grandma lady is here with us now. She was here for a few days and then Daddy took her to the Colorado place. They did sum stuff there and now they are back. She will be with us for awhile. A Long while until she flies to her 'nother son who lives in Merryland or sumplace afore Christmas.
Anywho, I am bein Daddy's plumber's helper right now.
Lemme 'splain.

For Daddy's birthday yeserday, he got a new bathroom faucet for the bathroom the Grandma lady uses. The faucet in there is kinda old and hard for her to get the water to come on.
So Daddy is changin out the old faucet with the new one. I been helpin, mostly supervisin.
Maybe it will be easier for her to use. You know, so's that she will Wash her hands after goin potty!!!
She has a lot of 'scuses why she doesn't wash her hands. She forgets. She is gonna wash at the kitchen sink. She says she does wash when my pawrents know she doesn't. She doesn't use soap. She says she takes soap in with her. Not.
They got some of that liquid hand Santa-Tizer stuff for her too.
The pawrents are gettin grossed out thinkin 'bout her Not washin then rummagin 'round in the fridge for sumthin to eat. If you come here, don't eat the grapes (we shouldn't eat grapes anyways) or outta one package of sliced cheese or the cottage cheese either. Those are fur sure what she likes to eat.
Hmm, I started out tellin you 'bout me helpin Daddy and then it turned into a mini-rant 'bout the Grandma lady.
Bol!
Pray for both Mommy and Daddy while the Grandma lady is here. It's gonna seem like a super long time afore she flies away.

Oh, and Daddy is gonna take me to the vet in awhile. I have a black bump thing on my side. You can maybe even see it in sum of my pictures. I've had it a long time. The vet thought it had to do with food allergies. That was a long time ago and the bump never went away even though I eat a different food and we are careful 'bout my snacks too.
Anywho, the bump is botherin me. Sumtimes there is *Gross Alert* pus comin out of it. I lick at it and it makes me wiggle and squirm.
So I will let you know what the vet thinks this day. Daddy is gonna take me 'cause he 'splains things better than Mommy.

Later pals. Here's hopin you have tons of things to bark at today. And if not, make up stuff.

 
Barked by: Sammie (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 10:17 am

Sure hope the vet don't stick sharp thing in yer bump.Then you would have to yip or cry or sumpthin. I had a operation sum day but not this day. I got a scar on my tummy.

I should bark about grandpa. him farts a lot!!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 10:34 am

my mom knows excatly how your peeps feel about your Grandma living there, cause Mom has her mother-in-law living with us for 18yrs....good luck

Hope you bump will be ok, let us know
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 11:13 am

Hope we hear good news from your dogtor trip. Out thoughts are with you. Good luck with the grandma thing. ICK YUCK doesn't wash her hands?!!? We don't know what to say - really, we don't. Again, good luck and soon, Christmas will be here.

~
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 11:14 am

Mommy can totally relate to your grandma stories. Hang in there and feel free to rant any time you need to.

That bump on your side sounds like it might be a sebaceous cyst. Let us know what the vet person says about it.
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 11:33 am

Sammie! Bol! I bet you pups like the smells your grandpa makes!
Petey, how is your Grandma doin? Last I member was she was inna hospital.
Anya, she will be here for Thanksgiving but not Christmas! Mommy says *Yea!*
Buddy, the vet didn't mention that cyst thing but we looked it up. It does sound like what I have.

I gotta go bark another entry. I got to drive!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 3:32 pm

Oh Zoe! You can't eat the CHEESE? That's disappointing. I hope your bump goes away real soon.
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 3:59 pm

Fizz! I get to eat sum of the cheese with my meds I gotta take now! And the Grandma won't even know she is gettin close to Dog Germs! Bol!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 5:19 pm

Hope your vet check goes well Zoe! Sorry bout gramma and her not washing her hands. Old people are like that.
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 6:12 pm

Poor Grandma. And your poor Momma. It makes my Momma a little bit sad cause her Grammy was like that before she went to the Bridge and she misses her. *sniff*

Eat some cheese for me, ok, Zoe? I hope your medicine helps with the bump. I get my medicine in baby food now! every night!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 7:24 pm

OMD! I r so outta da woop! Zoe yu hab yur wicense now? Kewl!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 11:11 pm

Zoe, your mini rant bout da grandma lady made me BOL! Hope she starts washing!
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 11:13 pm

Gross... luckily fur me, all da grandfolks (yep, Momma's and Daddy's parents are all still alive and kickin') still know to wash der handses....

Hope dat cyst goes away soon, Zoe...
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

November 19th 2012 at 7:46 am

Hope your dogtor trip goes well. I know about that Grandmom hand washing thing too. Now though she is in Assisted Living so it doesn't impact Hammy or me at all.

 

Zoe


 

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