October 26th 2012 7:38 am
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I'm beginnin to think I'm a barkin failure.
Ok, so I do bark at Lots of stuff. The boys take my lead and start barkin with me.
It gets loud 'round here. And you pups know that I have good stuff to bark at what with all the farmin that goes on 'round here.
But it is the slow time for farmin now. All's I got to bark at is school buses, pick-up trucks, cars, joggers, walkers, bike riders, Walmart bags blowin, vehicles way over there, trash trucks, electricity worker guys, stuff out there in the dark, the mailman, the brown truck when it goes by and things that Mommy has no idea what I am barkin at (like now).
But I am a failure. Sure I bark a lot. A lot more than Drover or Tux. Probly a lot more than sum of you.
But not Whitley. She's tops me in her barkin.
She barks at the TV. I don't pay 'ttention to that borin stuff. She barks when peepoles walk in the room. Not me, I only Arrrooo when Daddy get home from work. She barks when Finley is playin with a toy. I only do that to get My toy away from Drover or Tux. She barks at Evfurrything!
I think Whitley should give barkin lessons. To all of us.
Wouldn't our furmilies be so proud of us barkin at anything or nuthin at all?
Heck, yeah!! Wemembur - Whitwey went tu Harbard U tu ged hur barkin' degwee. Best barkin' skool awound :D
Zoe, yu r nod a faiwure, sweet gurl. Yu r a woud, pwoud barkin' 'chine, 'cept yu need a tune-up, I fink :D
Well, gosh, that's right 'bout Whit and all of her schoolin. I furgot.
A tuna-up? Maybe Whit can give short seminars or mini-conferences instead of a whole semester of classes.
Plus, I don't want no student loan to have to pay off. Sumfin short would be cheaper.
Yeah! A tuna-up! Tastee AN' yu wern junk :D
Our 'ttenshun spans r kind ob short, doe, so yu r wite 'bout keepin' it short!
Hmmm, I might be able to arrange some tutoring' in da barkin' if you pays me in MEATZ, ok?? By the way, I just barked my momma closing da bathroom door. There's another thing to bark, people going to da bathroom. BOL! You know, my momma's yelled many times at me dat she do not yell at me while I goes to do my business, so why do I bark at her doing hers?? I also bark when people eat so they'll remember I'm there and give me some foods. It are harder to think of things I don't bark at than things I do bark at.
I think the secret to Whit's success is to interpret every "Shut up, Whitley" as meaning "Bark some more!! Louder!! Louder!!"
We thinks she was one of dem court heralds in a past life-- ya know, da guy dat blew da trumpet "ta da ta DA!!"
One time dere was a hot air balloon that flew down really low over our backyard... so we pups started barkin' and dey dropped down lower... Whit proceeded to hide under a chair... still barkin'... I stood there and barked 'em out in plain sight...
We could hear dem laffin' at us... da nerve!
I guess none of you pups have mean pawrents that put the citronella bark collars on you? Can you believe I have to put up with that...after all I am only doing a service for them!