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No net and hobbit feet

August 26th 2012 11:37 am
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Mommy didn't have the internet thing on her laptop way early this mornin.

Run 'round screamin!
Wring your hands!
Call the National Guard!

That's just what she did.
Well, the last part anyways. After tryin all she knew to do and after the internet techie dood started his work day, Daddy, our own personal National Guard Soldier, got to work. Daddy called the tech dood. After messin 'round with what the tech dood told Daddy to try and after lettin his breakfast of sausage, over-easy-eggs-almost-not-broken and fresh baked biscuits get cold, he got the internet thing goin again.
Now I can bark away! Thank you Daddy! :-)
Mommy used Daddy's laptop for awhile, just so's I could get onto Dogster to check what my pals were up to. She told the family using sumbuddy else's 'puter is like usin sumbuddy else's toothbrush. It's a personal thing. Jus ain't right.

Anywho, this is Sissor's birthday. She got dum junk. A spare tire cover. A scarf Mommy crocheted. Some cd's from sum dum show. A muffin tin. An alarm clock with a propeller on top. The propeller launches when the alarm goes off. You have to put the propeller back in to get the alarm to stop.
Sissor has a hard time gettin up in the mornin. She don't want to be late to her Olde English class. She's all 'cited 'bout it. Yawn.
And she got hobbit feet slippers. I think they look like they would be great doggie toys.
Me, checkin out the hobbit feet
'Course, I got told to get away from them. Heck, I 'member when I was jus a cute lil pubby, I chewed on slippers and socks and stuff. These hobbit feet have fur and they would be perfect to play with.
But, bein 'bedient Me when told to "leave it" of course I did.
Like this

The peepoles told me it's a good thing Sissor has her own 'partment. The hobbit feet would be a big temptation to me. It'll keep me from gettin hollered at when the hobbit feet go away later today.

And not to make you pups jealous or nuthin but yeserday I got to bark at peepoles ridin horses past my place. And sum bike riders. And a jogger man. He musta liked our barkin 'cause he went by one way and then back.
It was a good day.

Here's hopin you have a good day today!

 
Barked by: Jerri W

August 26th 2012 at 12:34 pm

Those hobbit feet look kinda scary Zoe!
Barked by: Harley (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2012 at 1:36 pm

the hu-sis says those hobbit slippers look cute....whered your momma get them from?
Barked by: Sammie (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2012 at 2:02 pm

Those Hobbit slippers are just what a pubbybutt like me wants!!! Maybe I can creep over and grab em...
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2012 at 2:15 pm

Harley, Brother got them at ThinkGeek. Here is the link to see them:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ee7f/?pf m=Carousel_ee7f_HalflingSlippers_3
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2012 at 2:16 pm

Sammie, if you chews on hobbit feet slippers, gar-un-teed to get you in trubble. :-0
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2012 at 2:27 pm

HD, is that you hidin 'hind your Momma? The hobbit feets aren't skeery, I wanna grab and go with them! Oh well, Sissor took off already to her apartment. She took the feets.
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2012 at 2:54 pm

Dose feets is ugly!! And Whit's Momma sez she saw enuff women wid Hobbit feets up in Cambridge to last her a lifetime!! BOL!!
Barked by: Missy CGC (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2012 at 3:35 pm

Those Hobbit feet slippers are cute too bad I would eat those once Mom left for work. BOL!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2012 at 6:23 pm

BOL BOL! Momma thinks them slippers are hee-larry-us!!!
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2012 at 7:31 pm

My Mommy doesn't get up very easy in the morning either. It takes at least half an hour of hitting the snooze button to get her up. Maybe I should buy her one of those propeller alarms?? Where did you get it? I am not certain she would use it. She might try it once and throw it down in the basement! BOL!
Barked by: Sammie (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2012 at 4:25 am

Miss Zoe I gets in lots of trubbles right now for lots of junk!! All I gots to do is lay down and put my widdle head on my paws and look sorry. Then da cuteness takes over and Sammie is of da hook!!! werks every time!!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2012 at 5:52 am

They gots hobbit wemen at Harvard?! That's kinda cool. Bol!
Jelly, Brother got the propeller alarm clock at the ThinkGeek place.
Sammie, you is a smart pup! You learn fast how to work those peepoles! Keep it up!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2012 at 9:44 am

I would love to chew on those toes!
Barked by: Drei Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2012 at 1:00 pm

We love the Hobbit Feet and Mickey says he would be tempted too!!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2012 at 5:00 pm

Yep, dey got lotsa hobbit feets at dat Harvard place, BOL!

 

Zoe


 

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