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I hope I surviveAugust 21st 2012 8:39 am[ View A Comments (16) ]
Pups, just found this out. I am gonna be pawrentless for a couple days or years. Brother is 'posed to take care of us. Mommy and Daddy are leavin in just a minute for sum re-tire mint meeting in another place. They will stay there overnight or more.
I hope you survive Zoe. I think you need to prepare a list for your Brother like you did for Sissor. The rules are: Feed the Pups, Play with the Pups, Give the Pups treats, take Zoe for a drive in the way cool car for a strawberry milkshake, repeat as often as needed until the pawrents return. ( ps: it is okay to substitute meatz for the strawberry milkshake). Wow your pawrents are leaving you way too often. You need to get things back under control there. Is Brother better than Sissor at taking care of things? I agree with Jelly, get that list going. He'll have plenty of time to take you out for that ride now. Make sure you give brother a better list than your pawrents leave so everything goes smoothly....like Jelly said. 1. Drive in new hot car 2. Strawberry Milkshake. 3. Feed 3 times a day and treat often 4. Play, Play, Play and Play some more 5. Belly Rubs 6. Ear Scritches! I sure hope that brother reads the list and follows....we will be thinking of you An' MEATZ™!! Du nod furged 'bout MEATZ™ Duz him kno' how tu burn it in da backyard MEATZ™ burnin' box??? I shur hope so! Mabbe make a deel wif Brofur 'bout bein' 'gud' - yu will 'behabe' an' Tux an' Dwober will 'behabe' onwy if YU ged a wide tu da stwawbewwy milkshake pwace in hims sweet nu wide :D Pwus a twip tu Petco! Uberwise, wookin' aftur yu pupses r nod gonna be fun at all :D BOL!! Safe twip, Mistur an' Missus Zoe :D You better keep a close eye on that brudder of your Zoe and make him toe the line. Stay safe and well fed! Brother sounds like a pretty good guy. I am sure you all will be fine. Through the magic of this weird thing called internet, I am able to bark to Mommy as she uses Daddy's laptop in a far away place. BoySee is where they are. Thanks Pals for the help. Good lists! I think Mommy completely furgot to tell Brother to take me for a ride in the sporty red car. I don't think he'll be burnin any Meatz™ outside or inside. But maybe we will have popcorn. He eats a lot of salad and junk. :-/ Later pals. I Do know that my pawrents are gonna go to Petco soon. I need Food! Bud Zoe! Petco r 'where da petz go'! Dat r whut dem say on teebee! Yur pawents r nod 'llowed in dere wifout yu...or Tux or Dwober, bud we all kno' dat eberyfing r all 'bout yu :D BoySee - that made Mom LOL. She said she lived there when she was a wee gal before she moved to Washington at the age of 2 paws old = 8 human years BOL. PS - Mom says she was in Idaho for about an hour on Saturday - she drove across the panhandle on the way back from Jellystone. hang in dair Zoe! (will da pawrents never lerrn?) wont bee long now afor da mama gets bak, an den yu kin go to da petgo wiff dem, cuz like Zaidie sed, is a rule, dey hafta take yu wiff. is gonna be allrite. Just bark at him and he'll remember to feed you! Argh! They did go to Petco. And a pet Did go, right outside the front door! Bol! Gotta go! I will try to bark in later today. BOL :D Zoe!! Yu still surbibin' wif Brothur in charge? Him r nod makin' yu eat sawads an' junk r him?? You'll be all right Zoe! I'm sure your brodder can follow instructions. Barking him around & alerting him will keep him on his toes. Your skin siblings will take good care of you all. Keep us posted. Sending happy & positive thoughts your way! :) |
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August 21st 2012 at 9:42 am