The Z Files


August 15th 2012 11:51 am
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It's not gonna work Pals. Brother flat out told me "No!". He's not gonna come around and pick you all up so's we can go cruisin'. He isn't even gonna let me drive his car to come 'round and pick you up.
He's gone to town right now to buy junk like fuzzy dice, a front window shade deal and a Cover for it. Right now he can park his car in the garage. But the garage cats climb all over the vehicles and leave lil cat prints. And sumtimes they do kitty cat barf. Even Mommy has a cover on her Es-Caw-pay. Scooter cat 'specially likes to park up there. And barf.
So, I am sorry I won't be able to go cruisin' with you pups.
I don't think he's even gonna take me to the burger joint for a strawberry milkshake. I don't think he's even gonna take me to Petco with my shoppin list Hershey thunk up.
I was sure lookin forward to riding in that red car. Oh, yeah, here is a picture of Brother's car while it was on the dealer's lot.
It looks orange but it is axfurly Race Red.
Brother's new car
I woulda looked so cool ridin in there!

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

August 15th 2012 at 12:19 pm

Oh, cwap. Da summer r wuinded.

Wet's see how much fun him habs by himselb! HA :D
Barked by: ♥ Doo ♥ (Dogster Member)

August 15th 2012 at 2:05 pm

Nice wheels! He'll be zipping around town checkin' out all the girlses! (but he's a meanie for not letting you go least for the milkshake.) :/
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 15th 2012 at 2:17 pm

Mommy better start ridin 'round with him. She thinks it looks like a chick magnet. But not with her in there. Bol!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 15th 2012 at 6:17 pm

Aw man....
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

August 15th 2012 at 6:37 pm

Ok, maybe he doesn't want a buncha pups in his car. But you, Zoe, with all your cuteness is just gunna up the chick magnet factor! Doesn't he get that?!

Now bat those long eyelashes o' yours at him and go get your strawberry milkshake!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

August 15th 2012 at 7:25 pm

I agree with Zpup - cwrap!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

August 15th 2012 at 7:39 pm


Yeah, Pepper r wite. Mabbe Brofur duz nod want tu mess up hims car wif our furs an' junk. *sigh* Bud, Zoe! Yu cood be hims GPS, 'Gwobal Positionin' Schnauzer' an' him cood pay yu in stwawbewwy milkshakes fur showin' him where him needs go AN' where all da Idunno gurlses r hidin':D
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

August 15th 2012 at 8:03 pm

Yea Zoe, I think Pepper has something. Mommy read somewhere that a dog can be a real chick magnet. Your brother could take you to a busy park in the real cool car. He could then walk around with you and attract all the girls. Then once he has them all gathered around he can show them the real cool car and they would be all wanting to go for a drive.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

August 16th 2012 at 2:27 am

No cruisin'? Dis stinks!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

August 16th 2012 at 3:20 am

awww man, I was all packed and ready to go too, maybe when he is sleeping you can grab the keys...
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 16th 2012 at 3:52 am

Won't work, Petey. He sleeps in the car!
Jus' kiddin!
Barked by: Little Women (Dogster Member)

August 16th 2012 at 8:04 am

tell bro to loosen up! that car is just right for you to cruise by a magic window...
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

August 16th 2012 at 8:53 am

Such a shame. You would have looked great in that car. I think he should really take you cruising. You would be a chick magnet fur him. See if he'll reconsider.
Barked by: Katie L

August 16th 2012 at 5:12 pm

Jelly is correct. Dogs in the car are a definite Chick Magnet!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 16th 2012 at 5:29 pm

He is Pathetic pals. I told him what you were all barkin 'bout takin me along as extra magnetic power.
Still no go. He's gone this afternoon to visit Sissor. You know they won't be goin to Petco to get me anything.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

August 16th 2012 at 8:12 pm

I bet dem r goin' tu a Star Twek conbenshun or sumfing weel borin'wike dat. Or mabbe a book store...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Barked by: Drei Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

August 17th 2012 at 3:10 am

Glad your brother got home, and got a new car to boot!!
Sorry he won't let you go cruisin'
How long will he be home Zoe?
maybe he'll reconsider!!




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