July 5th 2012 6:12 am
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That is the question Mommy kept askin me yeserday. In her hollerin voice.
I barked at Every vehicle that went past my place. And I barked at sum other stuff that is top secret (to pawrents, you pups know what I was barkin at).
Mommy claims I barked way too much. "What are you barkin at? Why are you barkin so much?"
My reply: Why Not?!
It's what we do, is it not?
There went a neighbor, givin his cow dog a ride on his four-wheeler.
Anywhos, I hope you are all ok after the fireworks and thunderstorms you barked about. Poor Pals! Sum of you spent your day tremblin, hidin and skeered. Some of you were even Drugged!
It was purdy clam around my place. There were only a few boom sounds off in the distance. No big deal.
Tux got upset for sum reason and kinda ran around in here. Then Mommy let us go out and found out Tux Really needed to go poopy. He was better after that. Bol!
So Daddy made it to My Colorado farm. He is kinda discouraged about all the clean up that needs to happen. More than 60 years of junk has piled up. He doesn't know where to start. Take a chill pill Daddy. It doesn't have to all get done overnight. Leave me sum stuff to sniff around in.
Oh! And he may bring Me back some antlers! There are sum old, old ones outside. Mommy told him to skip those. They wouldn't be good for chewin. But there are sum inside the shack. He may bring me those! Yes!
Last night he saw a buck. For you city pups, that is a big boy deer. Daddy watched him and he watched Daddy til he moseyed off. It's good to know I will have deer neighbors to bark at when I move there.
Mommy is gonna go have lunch with Sissor today in the city where there is a Petco. She says she doesn't need to go to Petco fur anything.
Uh, yes, you do Mommy. I need Stuff! I am almost out!
Bark at ya later Pals. I am continuin with my Constant Barkin again today. You do the same!
You keep barkin Zoe, that is what us dogs are supposed to do! I hope you watch out for those deer. I was surprised to see on the Internet that a deer had killed a woman, and I looked up videos which showed deer attacking dogs. I had never thought of deer as being particularly agressive so I wrote a blog a couple of days ago about how it is okay to shoot them if they don't learn to live properly in polite society--you don't attack my fellow dogs. Anyway, you be careful around them....they can be very harmful to a dog!
Keep barking Zoe! I am glad to hear your Daddy is looking after YOUR farm.
You can go on UTube and see videos of moose and deer attacks. Deer are flight animals but if threatened they will attack. Sometimes you can get between a deer or moose and their baby without knowing it and then you can be in trouble. Our theory is to keep our distance from all wild animals and enjoy them from there.
You just keeping barking Zoe, and I will join you in the barking!
I've only seen 1 deer since I moved in with Mum. They are pretty big, at least compared to me. Be careful when you get to the farm.
Barking it's what terriers are supposed to do!
I sawed a deer wast summer when I wuz in MN bisitin' my bestest kids! Him/Hur wuz 'bout a hunnerd fousand feetz fwum me, bud I barkded at him/hur an' him/hur takeded off, cwyin' an' sobbin' an' junk an' SO skeered dat him/hur habbed a potty axxident wite dere on da woad. Da hole nayberhood cameded outta dere howses an' waffed an' da deer cameded back wif him/hurs Dadda an' he wunnded at da peepoles an' dem wented scweewmin' back intu dere howses cuz dem wuz chiggen, bud nod WEEL chiggen :D
Now there ya go Z! That's what I'm barkin 'bout!
Why you never barked in your Diary 'bout that dum deer and the chiggen peepoles? And the potty axxident wite dere on da woad.
Pups, ya gotta realize that sumtimes peepoles do get 'tacked by the deers and mooseses and stuff. But that happenin is Rare. Not barkin at the deers 'cause it Might 'tack is like bein outside on a flat open area in a thunder and lightning storm thinkin you might get hit by lightning.
Ok, so that's not the best 'xample maybe. But you get the idea?
Zoe, DON WORRY! I GOT DA BARKING COVERED UP HERE IN NEWFUNDERPANTSLAND! BARKBARKBARKBARKbarkbarkroofroofroofarrrroooARROOO OOOOO.
I bark, therefore I am. Or something like dat!
Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, if you didn't bark, they would wonder why?!!? So, BARK! That's what we do. Hate to say this, I slept through the unmentionables.
I know what you mean, but we pups have to stay on top of things dont we, Bark!!
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.....
(just doin' my part...hee hee)