May 1st 2007 3:12 pm
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I am a very generous pup when it comes to giving away our Dogster rosettes. I can't wait until we get a new load at the end of the month. I like to guess what the special monthly rosette might be.
Mother says that I am hogging the rosettes! I am not, I love to give them away. I like to give them to my pals and sick dogs and dogs that have gone to the rainbow bridge. She has come up with a stinkin' stupid idea for me to share them with the other 11 pets around here. That's only like 2 for each of us and one left to fight over. I am the baby of the family and I deserve more than every other pup or kitty.
My family is too cheap to buy me more zealies so I could get stars and rosettes to give away. I mean, Daddy and my human brother and sister have paychecks and they won't share. Mommy says she uses the money to buy us food and toys. Man, I haven't had a new toy in months and Drover tore that one up anyway.
Maybe I can give the rest of the rosettes away before anypet notices. I will have to be sneaky because somebody is always on Dogster or Catster around here.