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Sharing Angel Zoom Smokey's Wolfday Treats!March 12th 2013 9:01 am[ View A Comments (6) ]
Yesterday was Angel Zoom Smokey's wolfday which was nice for me since my humans have the attitude that, whenever one dog has a special day, the other dog gets the same gifts. It is one of the few things they are sensible about. I got this wonderful bone with frosting, and a rabbit shaped cookie with frosting. I also got a couple of new toys, but the good news is that we get more stuff today because Mommy said that much of it is food, and it would have made us sick to get all of it in one day. I am looking forward to more treats. I think the humans are wrong--a dog can never get too many treats!!!! By the way, Angel Zoom Smokey took the rabbit and was licking the frosting off of it without eating the cookie. My brother William told her to eat the cookie so she started trying to eat the frosting off with her teeth. Don't the humans know that you don't tell a dog what to do on his or her wolfday? I was so pleased that I received so many nice comments from my pals on yesterday's diary entry. I have to go now. It is time for Mommy to sing one of my favorite songs that I shared yesterday, Thank you for being my dog!
Thank you for Being my Human!March 11th 2013 10:01 am[ View A Comments (8) ]
I am pleased to be chosen as a diary pick today which is particularly nice since it is also Angel Zoom Smokey's wolfday so she will be getting more attention than she should--in my opinion anyway! I would like to thank my pals Hershey and Van Winkie for the blue ribbon on my page a couple of days ago that I forgot to thank them for. I also want to thank my pal Anonymous for the St. Patrick's Day hat on my page. I'll let my stunt dog Phantom wear it because that is the job of a stunt dog! I also want to thank Herhshey and Van Winkie for giving me another blue ribbon today. I am so lucky to have so many wonderful pals!!!! I'm not quite sure who my pal, Anonymous is, but I'm sure Anonymous knows who he or she is.
Chasing SquirrelsMarch 9th 2013 10:45 am[ View A Comments (7) ]
Everydog has been in this position. You are standing with your human--maybe on a leash, maybe not, and a squirrel happens to walk by. The squirrel knows that this is going to cause a problem for the dog, and this is one reason that they walk by. They see a dog, and they just love to cause trouble! Once the dog sees the squirrel, the dog has to chase it which means that, either the dog runs off, or if there is a human holding the leash, the human might end up chasing the squirrel also. I have always considered this to be the squirrel's fault, but to be fair, I consulted with a philosopher to get the actual fact. The philosopher said that the squirrel is most definitely at fault, and the dog is just an innocent victim of squirrel sabotage. The philospher, Socrates Schnazer has been studying this situation for years, and he says that squirrels need to be chased, and dogs are the ones to do the job. Next time this happens, if your human gets upset, have them read this diary entry so that they will understand that it is all the squirrel's fault!
Hamburger Buns: Good Snacking!March 8th 2013 9:33 am[ View A Comments (9) ]
I would like to thank Dogster HQ for choosing my diary as a diary pick today. It is always an honor to be chosen as a diary pick although I do think my diary about Angel Zoom Smokey choosing her career as a chicken sitter because she likes to eat chicken should have been the entry chosen. It made my humans laugh. In Angel Zoom Smokey's eyes, chickens are for eating. I can't argue because I've had a few bites of chicken in my life too, and eating a member of the bird family is always a good thing!
Continuing Saga of Demon Flash Bandit and Angel Zoom SmokeyMarch 7th 2013 9:31 am[ View A Comments (6) ]
Yesterday I forgot to compawtulate my pals, Chloe and Reilly for being chosen as diary picks on dogster. Today I want to conpawtulate my pal, Mr. Jack O'Freckles Sir Lick-A-Lot for being chosen as a diary pick!!!!
Lazy Dog DayMarch 6th 2013 12:35 pm[ View A Comments (2) ]
Today I am going to share a blog I found which is written by a dog about the things that bug us dogs. I have mentioned many of these things in past blogs, but I am being lazy today so I'm going to let this "other" dog tell the humans what they are doing wrong. Here is the link:
Angel Zoom Smokey: Chicken Sitter!March 5th 2013 9:24 am[ View A Comments (2) ]
Angel Zoom Smokey has decided on a career that she thinks would be a perfect fit for her. That career is as a "chicken sitter". On msn news today, there is a news story about a woman named Linda Walker, who lives in Portland, Oregon, and she is a "chicken sitter". This job involves taking care of chickens for chicken owners who have to leave their home to travel. Here is the link:
Worms and bugs Can't be Trusted!!!!!March 3rd 2013 8:07 am[ View A Comments (4) ]
I would like to conpawtulate my pal, Reilly, for being chosen as a diary pick on dogster today!!!!
Lazy Cat VideoMarch 2nd 2013 8:26 am[ View A Comments (3) ]
I would like to thank Dogster HQ for choosing my diary as a diary pick yesterday. I didn't even realize that I was a diary pick until I got on the computer today. I never had a chance yesterday to put my paws on the keyboard because I was helping Mommy and napping--mostly napping!!! You know I enjoy my naps!! I would like to thank my pals, Duncan Fife and Hamish McDuff for the steak on my page. It was delicious!!! I also want to thank my pals, Hershey and Winkle, for the blue ribbon they sent me. I have already started another award cabinet thanks to my wonderful pals!!!!!
Cheeseburger Emergency!February 28th 2013 9:20 am[ View A Comments (3) ]
I found a very disturbing item in the news today. A man named Gregory Jackson Sr., was arrested in New Castle, Indiana for calling 911 nine times to order a cheeseburger. A tip from Demon Flash Bandit: don't call 911 if you have an outstanding arrest warrant against you as did Mr. Jackson. However, as a dog, I do think that needing a cheeseburger should be a legitimate reason for calling 911. Ask any dog, and that dog will tell you that sometimes it really is an emergency when a dog needs a cheeseburger. Jackson didn't even get a cheeseburger, but he did get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in jail. Here is the link for dogs who don't believe that the humans don't consider the craving for a cheeseburger to be an emergency:
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