March 28th 2013 10:36 am
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I wrote a diary entry a couple of days ago which did not show up on dogster so I will give it another try today. I would like to thank dogster.com for my recent diary pick. I would also like to thank my pals Hershey and Van "Winkie" who sent me a blue ribbon for my page, and my pal, Zaidie, sent me a rabbit who is a fun companion, and a steak to eat. I hope that none of my pals humans' celebrated National Puppy Day by bringing home a puppy. We dogs do not want to be bothered with a new puppy in OUR houses!
Now onto more important news....how many of you saw this story on the news today? I'm sharing it for those who missed it because it is a very sweet doggy love story. Here is the link:
This story is just begging to be made into a movie!
Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing Doggy Love Story)
March 20th 2013 10:25 am
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I would like to thank Georgie, for the rose on my page. I hope Georgie is feeling better, and I want all my pals to continue sending power of the paw to Georgie!!!
I think it is time for all us dogs to head to Denny's restaurants where they are having their BACONALIA. I'm sure there are no dogs who want to miss bacon!!!
Since we dogs are so intelligent compared to the humans, I thought I should share this link with my fellow dogs. Here it is:
I'm sure this drug will probably work on dogs as well as on humans, and it might make it easier to put up with the stupid humans if we dogs aren't as smart as we usually are.
Demon Flash Bandit (Smart Dog)
March 18th 2013 9:20 am
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I would like to thank my pal Luna for the St. Patrick's Day hat on my page. I would also like to thank my friend, Raja, for the four leaf clover on my page. As always, it is wonderful to get gifts from my wonderful dogster friends!!!
Today I want to apologize for not having written for several days. My human secretary started something called physical therapy, and she has been neglecting my diary because of it. Evidently, the right knee is "locked" in place and does not want to move. This makes no sense to me because my paws do what I tell them to do. Evidently, the humans do not have control over their paws. Anyway, at least she has to do some of the "exercises" at home so Angel Zoom Smokey and myself have some entertainment. I got myself a bag of TBonz out of the shopping bag and I was eating them while watching. I might add that if the theatres want to do more business at the concession stand, I would suggest they replace the popcorn with TBonz.
I have some sad news to report today. Dorado, one of the dogs who was dropped out of the Iditarod race was found dead. Apparently, Dorado was sleeping in the snow and the wind blew more snow on top of him and suffocated him. I'd like to know why he was sleeping out in the snow. I think a dog that was running in the Iditarod should have had a hotel room rented for him. I bet the humans weren't sleeping out in the snow!!!
Demon Flash Bandit (Sad News About Dorado)
March 12th 2013 9:01 am
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Yesterday was Angel Zoom Smokey's wolfday which was nice for me since my humans have the attitude that, whenever one dog has a special day, the other dog gets the same gifts. It is one of the few things they are sensible about. I got this wonderful bone with frosting, and a rabbit shaped cookie with frosting. I also got a couple of new toys, but the good news is that we get more stuff today because Mommy said that much of it is food, and it would have made us sick to get all of it in one day. I am looking forward to more treats. I think the humans are wrong--a dog can never get too many treats!!!! By the way, Angel Zoom Smokey took the rabbit and was licking the frosting off of it without eating the cookie. My brother William told her to eat the cookie so she started trying to eat the frosting off with her teeth. Don't the humans know that you don't tell a dog what to do on his or her wolfday? I was so pleased that I received so many nice comments from my pals on yesterday's diary entry. I have to go now. It is time for Mommy to sing one of my favorite songs that I shared yesterday, Thank you for being my dog!
Demon Flash Bandit (Enjoying Angel Zoom Smokey's Wolfday Too)
March 11th 2013 10:01 am
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I am pleased to be chosen as a diary pick today which is particularly nice since it is also Angel Zoom Smokey's wolfday so she will be getting more attention than she should--in my opinion anyway! I would like to thank my pals Hershey and Van Winkie for the blue ribbon on my page a couple of days ago that I forgot to thank them for. I also want to thank my pal Anonymous for the St. Patrick's Day hat on my page. I'll let my stunt dog Phantom wear it because that is the job of a stunt dog! I also want to thank Herhshey and Van Winkie for giving me another blue ribbon today. I am so lucky to have so many wonderful pals!!!! I'm not quite sure who my pal, Anonymous is, but I'm sure Anonymous knows who he or she is.
Since it is Angel Zoom Smokey's wolfday, I thought it would be a good time to share a song that Mommy sings to us all the time which is kind of sweet, and others might want to sing it to their dogs. Mommy was going to record it and put it on my page, but do the dogs really want to hear my Mommy singing? I think not.
Here is it is: (To the Tune of the Theme from Golden Girls)
Thank you for being my dog!
Going down life's road with you my friend,
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante.
If you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew.
You would see the biggest bone would be from me
and the card attached would say
Thank you for being my dog!!!!
Angel Zoom Smokey and myself love this song, and feel that it captures the love between humans and their dogs! I can only say one thing to Mommy: thank you for being my human!!!!
Demon Flash Bandit (Thank you for Being my Human!)
March 9th 2013 10:45 am
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Everydog has been in this position. You are standing with your human--maybe on a leash, maybe not, and a squirrel happens to walk by. The squirrel knows that this is going to cause a problem for the dog, and this is one reason that they walk by. They see a dog, and they just love to cause trouble! Once the dog sees the squirrel, the dog has to chase it which means that, either the dog runs off, or if there is a human holding the leash, the human might end up chasing the squirrel also. I have always considered this to be the squirrel's fault, but to be fair, I consulted with a philosopher to get the actual fact. The philosopher said that the squirrel is most definitely at fault, and the dog is just an innocent victim of squirrel sabotage. The philospher, Socrates Schnazer has been studying this situation for years, and he says that squirrels need to be chased, and dogs are the ones to do the job. Next time this happens, if your human gets upset, have them read this diary entry so that they will understand that it is all the squirrel's fault!
Demon Flash Bandit (Relating Who is at Fault in Squirrel Chasing)
March 8th 2013 9:33 am
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I would like to thank Dogster HQ for choosing my diary as a diary pick today. It is always an honor to be chosen as a diary pick although I do think my diary about Angel Zoom Smokey choosing her career as a chicken sitter because she likes to eat chicken should have been the entry chosen. It made my humans laugh. In Angel Zoom Smokey's eyes, chickens are for eating. I can't argue because I've had a few bites of chicken in my life too, and eating a member of the bird family is always a good thing!
Now for the important issues of the day.....why do the humans want to throw food away just when it starts getting delicious? Case in point: I have hamburgers everyday, and I only eat the meat. However, I like for the buns to be put in the bag where I leave them in various spots in the house, and Angel Zoom Smokey and myself like to eat them in a couple of days when they get nice and crunchy. This is when buns are at their best. They are kind of like round dog biscuits--hamburger flavor. This is when we have problems with the humans. Mommy allows us to keep them for awhile, but then if we haven't eaten them within a couple of days (and sometimes we even eat them in an hour or two), she throws them away. This means that Angel Zoom Smokey or myself has to rescue the McDonalds bag from the garbage can, and this makes us look like we are some kind of pathetic "bag dogs". Don't get me wrong...I don't really care what the humans think, but I feel if the burgers (and officially the buns are part of those burgers) are mine, I should be the one who decides what happens to them. I am sure that I am not the only dog who has annoying humans who do things like this, and this human behavior is unacceptable. The next time my bag of buns gets thrown out, this dog is going to bring the matter to litigation. I'm sure there must be some law against the humans throwing out a dog's posessions. Let me know if other humans are practicing this kind of behavior because I suspect a class action law suit might be in order.
Demon Flash Bandit (The Buns are Mine, Mine, Mine)
March 7th 2013 9:31 am
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Yesterday I forgot to compawtulate my pals, Chloe and Reilly for being chosen as diary picks on dogster. Today I want to conpawtulate my pal, Mr. Jack O'Freckles Sir Lick-A-Lot for being chosen as a diary pick!!!!
In the continuing saga of Demon Flash Bandit and Angel Zoom Smokey, we take you to the computer room where we are both napping beside Mommy, but I have the closest spot to her. This is so she can hear me dictating what I want her to write in my diary. I could do it myself, but my paws are kind of clumsy on the keyboard, and I would prefer to rest. Angel Zoom Smokey is by the window so that she can let us know if any danger lurks outside the house. It is a normal day in the husky household which means that I plan to eat hamburgers for dinner, and Angel plans to have chicken. Yes, life is good around here. I hope that my pals are enjoying a good day also!
Demon Flash Bandit (Continuing Saga of My Life)
March 6th 2013 12:35 pm
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Today I am going to share a blog I found which is written by a dog about the things that bug us dogs. I have mentioned many of these things in past blogs, but I am being lazy today so I'm going to let this "other" dog tell the humans what they are doing wrong. Here is the link:
There is nothing like having a day off from such a demanding job as diary writing.
Demon Flash Bandit (Writing a Diary--Sort of)
March 5th 2013 9:24 am
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Angel Zoom Smokey has decided on a career that she thinks would be a perfect fit for her. That career is as a "chicken sitter". On msn news today, there is a news story about a woman named Linda Walker, who lives in Portland, Oregon, and she is a "chicken sitter". This job involves taking care of chickens for chicken owners who have to leave their home to travel. Here is the link:
Angel Zoom Smokey insists that it is the perfect job for her because chicken is her favorite food, and she could get paid for eating her favorite food. Pawsonally, I don't think the humans want you to eat the chickens, but when I told her that, she said, "what else do you do with a chicken other than eat it?". I can't argue with her logic because, particularly with chickens being part of the bird family, that makes them useless creatures in my book. Perhaps the humans want someone to get rid of the chickens for them, but don't have the heart to kill them themselves. Anyway, it is Angel's new career goal, and she has to get on the computer now to see what kind of training she needs for the job. She thinks that she probably needs no additional training because she has been eating chicken since she was a wee puppy. However, I'll let her get on the computer to see if she is correct. I haven't seen her this excited about a possible job since the time she was going to apply to a hot dog eating contest!
Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Angel Zoom Smokey's Career Choice)