Demon Flash Bandit: Interior Decorator

I am in a major argument with my humans. My humans say that sticks should not be brought into the house. That is their stupid, uninformed opinion. I bark that, if God had meant sticks to be left outside, he would not have created us dogs to bring them inside. I think I have the high ground on this issue because, after all, what is "God" spelled backwards? That's right--DOG! This means that God wants us to bring in all the sticks we can find and chew them up wherever we want to inside the house. Besides it gives the house that "professionally decorated" look that the humans have to pay to achieve. We dogs do it free. The humans should be thanking us for our efforts!

Demon Flash Bandit (Interior Decorator)

Meet Ralph: The World's Largest Bunny! ! ! !

Today I am going to share a link with my readers about a super cool bunny rabbit living in Esat Sussex, United Kingdom. Ralph (the bunny) is 4 years old, and weights just under 55 pounds which makes Ralph live up to his breed's name as Continental Giant. He eats $90. in food a week which does not make him a cheap rabbit to own. I think he is one handsome rabbit, and I bet the Easter bunny does whatever Ralph tells him to do. Here is the link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/03/ralph-worl ds-largest-bunny-rabbit_n_3006487.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Demon Flash Bandit (Conpawtulating The World's Largest Bunny!)

Dogs Speaking Human

A dog at a shelter in Texas is on the Internet because the dog can say "I love you". Both Angel Zoom Smokey and myself are always saying that phrase in addition to some other things like "Mama", Out, Bye, Hello (pronounced herro), and some other human things. It keeps the treats coming. I suspect all us dogs are capable of saying many things in human, but the humans just aren't listening. If they listened to us, their lives would be so much better. However, if they don't listen to us about not going to work, I don't think there is much hope for them to listen to our many words of wisdom even though their lives would be so much better if they did. Here is the link:

http://www.aol.com/video/watch-dog-says-i-love-you/ 517733932/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl18%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLi d%3D293626

Demon Flsah Bandit (Dog Who Speaks Human)

Bo Obama: First Dog's Easter Egg Hunt ! ! ! !

I would like to conpawtulate my pal, Mr. Cutter for being a diary pick today!!!

I would like to thank my pal Emmy for the decorated Easter eggs on my page, and also thanks to my pal, Easter Beagle. I want to thank Diamond Daisy, Tux, Who's Your Daddy, Zoe, Snow Flake, DG#2, and more for the Easter eggs. I also want to thank my pal Hobo, the Bush furs, Robin Hood OMD, and Fizzy for the Easter eggs on my page also. My page looks great thanks to all my wonderful pals!

This item was on AOL's news page, and I want to share it with my pals. It is about a "special Easter" article showing Bo Obama enjoying an egg hunt. Here is the link:

http://www.pawnation.com/2013/04/01/bo-obama-and-th e-easter-egg-roll/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl28%7Csec3_ln k3%26pLid%3D292231

As usual, it is important to remember our celebrity dogs!

Demon Flash Bandit (Writing About Bo Obama)

Happy Easter Fellow Dogs--and Humans

I'd like to conpawtulate my pal, Pepper, for being chosen as a diary pick today!!! I also want to thank Zoe, Cindy(RIP), Inkspot, Scooter, and more for the pretty decorated Easter eggs on my page. Thanks to Whitley for the Easter eggs. Finley also sent me some lovely decorated eggs. Thanks to Hershey and Van Winkie for the eggs they sent me. I also want to thank Redford, Cooper, Turbo, DG#6, Manytoes, DB#120. and more for the eggs. Last, but certainly not least I want to thank Mr. Jack Freckles Sir Licks-A-Lot for the eggs which, I'm sure were pre-licked by Mr. Freckles himself which makes them more valuable!

The bunny has been good to Angel Zoom Smokey and myself, but I would expect nothing less since I've been friends with rabbits since I was a wee puppy! We haven't gotten all our stuff yet, but the gift giving has started out well. I did hear that Mommy is going to someone else's house for Easter dinner, and I guess Angel and I were not invited which makes no sense to me. Why would the humans accept an invitation if the dogs aren't included? Of course, in dealing with the humans, a dog does not expect intelligence or even sanity! We are hoping my brother will decide to stay with us. We will be giving him the full doggy guilt treatment, and that is hard for the humans to resist. Angel and I happen to be experts at it so we have the humans stay home with us A LOT. I should film a video to show other dogs how to do it since it is a handy talent for a dog to have.

I hope everyone is having a nice Easter, and I've got to go so I can practice my sad faces in the mirror.

Demon Flash Bandit (Wishing my Pals a Happy Easter!)

I Love the Easter Bunny! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I would like to thank my pals Coco Rose and Puff for the Easter basket on my page. I am going to be busy eating all the candy from that basket! I hope they will thank Arleenton for me because I'm sure that it was the rabbit's idea to give me the basket! I also want to thank my pal, Hobo, for the delicious Easter egg on my page.

Today I am going to share this touching Easter story with you....
Once upon a time, there was a bunny who liked to give dogs candy eggs at Easter. This made the bunny very popular with us dogs because the bunny likes us dogs and wants us to be happy. It has nothing...I REPEAT...NOTHING to do with a black and white husky with blue eyes telling his pal, the bunny, that he had better bring us dogs a lot of candy even if it means less for the humans because the humans can buy their own candy, and dogs aren't usually allowed in the stores that sell candy to shop on their own. I'm glad that I have a good relationship with bunnies. They are cute, and they have those cute cotton tails that shake with they hop. Plus, there is the candy they bring. It is hard to find anything unlovable about the Easter bunny!

Demon Flsah Bandit (Dog Waiting for Easter Candy)

Touching Doggy Love Story!!!!

I wrote a diary entry a couple of days ago which did not show up on dogster so I will give it another try today. I would like to thank dogster.com for my recent diary pick. I would also like to thank my pals Hershey and Van "Winkie" who sent me a blue ribbon for my page, and my pal, Zaidie, sent me a rabbit who is a fun companion, and a steak to eat. I hope that none of my pals humans' celebrated National Puppy Day by bringing home a puppy. We dogs do not want to be bothered with a new puppy in OUR houses!

Now onto more important news....how many of you saw this story on the news today? I'm sharing it for those who missed it because it is a very sweet doggy love story. Here is the link:


http://www.aol.com/video/dog-walks-ten-miles-for- love/517726238/

This story is just begging to be made into a movie!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing Doggy Love Story)

Denny's Baconalia and Be as Dumb as the Humans!

I would like to thank Georgie, for the rose on my page. I hope Georgie is feeling better, and I want all my pals to continue sending power of the paw to Georgie!!!

I think it is time for all us dogs to head to Denny's restaurants where they are having their BACONALIA. I'm sure there are no dogs who want to miss bacon!!!

Since we dogs are so intelligent compared to the humans, I thought I should share this link with my fellow dogs. Here it is:
http://now.msn.com/minusiq-spruiked-in-funny-mock-comme rcial
I'm sure this drug will probably work on dogs as well as on humans, and it might make it easier to put up with the stupid humans if we dogs aren't as smart as we usually are.

Demon Flash Bandit (Smart Dog)

Dorado, Iditrod Race Dog Died in Snow

I would like to thank my pal Luna for the St. Patrick's Day hat on my page. I would also like to thank my friend, Raja, for the four leaf clover on my page. As always, it is wonderful to get gifts from my wonderful dogster friends!!!

Today I want to apologize for not having written for several days. My human secretary started something called physical therapy, and she has been neglecting my diary because of it. Evidently, the right knee is "locked" in place and does not want to move. This makes no sense to me because my paws do what I tell them to do. Evidently, the humans do not have control over their paws. Anyway, at least she has to do some of the "exercises" at home so Angel Zoom Smokey and myself have some entertainment. I got myself a bag of TBonz out of the shopping bag and I was eating them while watching. I might add that if the theatres want to do more business at the concession stand, I would suggest they replace the popcorn with TBonz.

I have some sad news to report today. Dorado, one of the dogs who was dropped out of the Iditarod race was found dead. Apparently, Dorado was sleeping in the snow and the wind blew more snow on top of him and suffocated him. I'd like to know why he was sleeping out in the snow. I think a dog that was running in the Iditarod should have had a hotel room rented for him. I bet the humans weren't sleeping out in the snow!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sad News About Dorado)

Sharing Angel Zoom Smokey's Wolfday Treats!

Yesterday was Angel Zoom Smokey's wolfday which was nice for me since my humans have the attitude that, whenever one dog has a special day, the other dog gets the same gifts. It is one of the few things they are sensible about. I got this wonderful bone with frosting, and a rabbit shaped cookie with frosting. I also got a couple of new toys, but the good news is that we get more stuff today because Mommy said that much of it is food, and it would have made us sick to get all of it in one day. I am looking forward to more treats. I think the humans are wrong--a dog can never get too many treats!!!! By the way, Angel Zoom Smokey took the rabbit and was licking the frosting off of it without eating the cookie. My brother William told her to eat the cookie so she started trying to eat the frosting off with her teeth. Don't the humans know that you don't tell a dog what to do on his or her wolfday? I was so pleased that I received so many nice comments from my pals on yesterday's diary entry. I have to go now. It is time for Mommy to sing one of my favorite songs that I shared yesterday, Thank you for being my dog!

Demon Flash Bandit (Enjoying Angel Zoom Smokey's Wolfday Too)