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There are Animals that are Even More Annoying than- Squirrels!

October 12th 2014 8:03 pm
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I know that many of my pals reading this get annoyed at squirrels, and who could blame them? However, there are animals that hang out in my yard that are even more annoying than squirrels. I'm sure you are thinking, who could be more annoying than a squirrel? The answer to that is woodchucks and beavers. I'm not even sure if they are the same animal or not, but I think they have different tails. They sometimes hang out in the yard during the day, and don't even seem to be afraid of humans or dogs. If I had a thumb, I would shoot those little critters. Perhaps it might also be helpful if I owned a gun. I guess I'll just have to keep chasing them, and try to take them out the old fashioned way. I bet they would taste good on the grill.

Demon Flash Bandit (My Opinion of Beavers and Woodchucks)

 

There are Animals that are Even More Annoying than- Squirrels!

October 12th 2014 8:03 pm
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I know that many of my pals reading this get annoyed at squirrels, and who could blame them? However, there are animals that hang out in my yard that are even more annoying than squirrels. I'm sure you are thinking, who could be more annoying than a squirrel? The answer to that is woodchucks and beavers. I'm not even sure if they are the same animal or not, but I think they have different tails. They sometimes hang out in the yard during the day, and don't even seem to be afraid of humans or dogs. If I had a thumb, I would shoot those little critters. Perhaps it might also be helpful if I owned a gun. I guess I'll just have to keep chasing them, and try to take them out the old fashioned way. I bet they would taste good on the grill.

Demon Flash Bandit (My Opinion of Beavers and Woodchucks)

 

Dogster: I Still Like Your Site!

October 9th 2014 9:30 pm
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Hello from Demon Flash Bandit. I thought I'd try to write a diary today since dogster seems to be giving less trouble these days. It is sad that dogster had to make us dogs feel unwelcome by announcing that they didn't want to hear our barking anymore. I am glad they changed their mind, but it does seem like there is less activity since that announcement. I guess it is going to take some time for us dogs to trust them again, but I think they are trying, and they did not delete our pages so I think we should continue to come here. After all, it is probably some human who made that stupid decision, and we dogs know that the humans are always making dumb decisions. At least they saw the error of their thinking before it was too late! I think we should forgive them for being stupid!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Dogster)

 

Dogster: I Still Like Your Site!

October 9th 2014 9:30 pm
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Hello from Demon Flash Bandit. I thought I'd try to write a diary today since dogster seems to be giving less trouble these days. It is sad that dogster had to make us dogs feel unwelcome by announcing that they didn't want to hear our barking anymore. I am glad they changed their mind, but it does seem like there is less activity since that announcement. I guess it is going to take some time for us dogs to trust them again, but I think they are trying, and they did not delete our pages so I think we should continue to come here. After all, it is probably some human who made that stupid decision, and we dogs know that the humans are always making dumb decisions. At least they saw the error of their thinking before it was too late! I think we should forgive them for being stupid!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Dogster)

 

Prayers for Angel's Dog Daddy

October 5th 2014 9:08 pm
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I want to request that my pals pray for and send power of the paw to Merlin's Magic Kane who is Angel Zoom Smokey's dog daddy. He had a seizure and is not doing well. I know him and his family would appreciate your prayers!

Demon Flash Bandit (Requesting Prayers for Angel's Dog Daddy)

 

Prayers for Angel's Dog Daddy

October 5th 2014 9:08 pm
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I want to request that my pals pray for and send power of the paw to Merlin's Magic Kane who is Angel Zoom Smokey's dog daddy. He had a seizure and is not doing well. I know him and his family would appreciate your prayers!

Demon Flash Bandit (Requesting Prayers for Angel's Dog Daddy)

 

Talk the Talk--I Prefer to BE a Pirate on Talk Like a Pirate- Day!

September 20th 2014 11:03 am
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How nice to get the honor of being a diary pick today. I got the honor a couple of days ago, and did not get the chance to write a new entry. I even missed writing yesterday, and it was talk like a pirate day, but I decided it was more important to act like a pirate. We live near a lake so I spent the day at the boat dock smelling the boats for any treasures like a chest of milkbones--or even a box of them. Alas, there were no treasures on any of the boats. I suspect the silly humans are dieting again. I don't know why, but many of them are always on diets. They look fine to me as they are. I should have had some of them walk the plank; but as usual, so many humans who need to walk the plank and so little time!

I want to conpawtulate my pal, Finley, for being chosen by HQ as dog of the week. I also got two pirate flags on my page from Walker and family and from Randi, Margo, Sadie, and Casey. I want to thank both families for their thoughtfulness.

I hope to write more in the future. Dogster seems to be better now. For awhile there, it seems like every time I got on here, the site was annoying. In fact, I have had numerous times when I was told that I got comments on my email and none showed up on my page. I have also tried to leave comments for my pals only to see them lost in cyberspace. I have noticed an improvement so I can write more in the future.

Demon Flash Bandit (Diary Pick)

 

Fur is Better than Clothing

September 13th 2014 11:53 pm
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I'd like to thank dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick for the past 2 days. It is such an honor. blah blah blah....you know the drill. Thanks to all my dog pals, headquarters, my humans for allowing me to live with them (I think that is the other way around), and I am planning to stay a humble dog despite my many diary honors! Thanks to my pals, Hershey and Van Winkie for sending me a blue ribbon. Yes, I need yet another cabinet for my ribbons! I would also like to thank Mr. Jack Freckles Sir Licks a Lot for sending me a dog with hugz. Both gifts were appreciated. Now for today's subject. I see that Walmart has issued a dress code for its employees. Perhaps if they had a dress code for their customers, we would not have the website showcasing their customers and the outfits they are wearing or "almost" wearing. Some dogs would be pleased to see it gone, but others would miss it. Some of their customers are disgusting looking, but some are also very funny. I guess their Mommy dogs did not teach them how to dress-yet another reason why it would be better if the humans were covered in fur. Some of them have absolutely no fashion sense.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Wears Fur)

 

Everything is Not "HERS" No Matter What Angel Says

September 11th 2014 12:28 am
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I want to thank Liz and her pack (Zeus, Nikki, Aggie, and Bogie) for sending my Mommy the pretty flowers which made her feel better. She said for me to thank you. Angel Zoom Smokey said they are "hers" but she says that about everything in the house so we just ignore her. I'm not joking....she thinks the cell phone, the cordless phone,the land line, the kindle, and the remote are all hers. She learned to say the word "hers" just so she can claim stuff. Then she starts barking like crazy to let everyone know that there is no argument to the "hers" claim. Mommy bought a game with a Mr. Potato Head and it has a remote and all the kind of stuff she likes so she started yelling "hers" as soon as she saw it. Mommy said it is not hers. I suppose that it is for some kid Mommy knows who will be getting it as a gift. Angel Zoom Smokey said that isn't going to happen even if she has to pee on it. However, Mommy put it where she can't pee on it so she is really annoyed! By the way, she really loves the air conditioner remote, but I think that one is mine so she can say hers all she wants but that one is "HIS".

I hope all my pals are having a good day. Things are going okay around here. Mommy hasn't been able to get me hamburgers because she isn't able to drive at the moment so I have been having to eat ham. Yes, this dog is so mistreated!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sick of Angel Zoom Smokey and "HERS")

 

Everything is Not "HERS" No Matter What Angel Says

September 11th 2014 12:28 am
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I want to thank Liz and her pack (Zeus, Nikki, Aggie, and Bogie) for sending my Mommy the pretty flowers which made her feel better. She said for me to thank you. Angel Zoom Smokey said they are "hers" but she says that about everything in the house so we just ignore her. I'm not joking....she thinks the cell phone, the cordless phone,the land line, the kindle, and the remote are all hers. She learned to say the word "hers" just so she can claim stuff. Then she starts barking like crazy to let everyone know that there is no argument to the "hers" claim. Mommy bought a game with a Mr. Potato Head and it has a remote and all the kind of stuff she likes so she started yelling "hers" as soon as she saw it. Mommy said it is not hers. I suppose that it is for some kid Mommy knows who will be getting it as a gift. Angel Zoom Smokey said that isn't going to happen even if she has to pee on it. However, Mommy put it where she can't pee on it so she is really annoyed! By the way, she really loves the air conditioner remote, but I think that one is mine so she can say hers all she wants but that one is "HIS".

I hope all my pals are having a good day. Things are going okay around here. Mommy hasn't been able to get me hamburgers because she isn't able to drive at the moment so I have been having to eat ham. Yes, this dog is so mistreated!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sick of Angel Zoom Smokey and "HERS")

 
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