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Fine Dining: Eating Birds

October 15th 2013 8:16 am
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I heard a lovely song on the stereo today whose lyrics I am sharing with my pals on dogster. Here they are:

Things are swell
Things are great
Gonna eat every bird on a plate
Eating Bird every meal
Everything's coming up Bird Meat for me
and Angel Zoom Smokey

I think Mommy played this song deliberately to help soothe my nerves from the run-in with that awful bird on the Kroger parking lot yesterday!

Demon Flash Bandit (Bird Eater)

Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2013 at 7:18 pm

DFB is this really you? "and Angel Zoom Smokey" is very magnanimous of you!

I'd end it at "for me Scooter". Then sell it to humans on tshirts and Howliday cards. Course that means all humans would have to change their names to Scooter. While amusing to ponder, it would be annoying for me. So they'd have to insert their own "name".
Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2013 at 7:45 pm

I often kill birds, but so far I have not eaten them.
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2013 at 7:48 pm

Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

October 16th 2013 at 6:43 am

Birds are tasty! So are the feathers!


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