Adventures of a lead dog

I've Been Traumatized!!!!

October 14th 2013 8:39 am
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I'm sorry I haven't posted for the past 2 days. I was busy the first day doing dog things. You know what I mean: guarding the house, barking, and sleeping--you know all serious dog activities! Yesterday I was too traumatized to write and tell you what had went on in my life. We went to Kroger to buy a Sunday newspapaper. Yes, you are correct--humans are unable to read things for themswelove. That is one of our jobs as the family dog--to read it to them!
When we got to Kroger, there was a man out of his car on the parking lot and he had a bird in his paw. The bird was a "cockadoodledoo" which I assume must be some breed of chicken so I thought maybe the man was going to throw him on a tailgate barbeque and give all us dogs a taste. The human was not so sensible. He was letting people pet the bird (incidentally, the bird was white--not even colorful like some birds). There were a bunch of people surrounding the stupid bird waiting to pet him. By the way, the bird was a male who is 10 years old. How do I know these details? Because my idiot brother, William, went over to pet the stupid varmint. He came back to the car and said the bird was soft, and he would like to have one!!! I was mad and traumatized at the same time over William fraternizing with the enemy!! I have to go now, and try to find a doggy psychiatrist who specialized in trauma treatment!

Demon Flash Bandit ((Traumatized Dog)

 
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

October 14th 2013 at 2:25 pm

May I suggest you encourage William to get himself a plump "cockadoodledoo" and then offer to keep it company? Surely it wouldn't be your fault should the "cockadoodledoo" mysteriously disappeared. Just make sure you don’t have any feathers sticking out of your mouth when you tell William that you have no idea as to what happened to his bird.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2013 at 7:35 am

Great idea Puff..no wonder you have been chosen as a dog of the week along with me because they only choose the best. Are you listening, Angel Zoom Smokey, who has never been a dog of the week? LOL
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2013 at 7:36 am

Great idea Puff..no wonder you have been chosen as a dog of the week along with me because they only choose the best. Are you listening, Angel Zoom Smokey, who has never been a dog of the week? LOL
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2013 at 7:50 pm

Petting birds, they're for eating!!

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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