Adventures of a lead dog

Chicken or Hamburgers-Which is Best?

October 8th 2013 8:31 am
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I would like to thank Dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick today. I also want to thank Hershey and Van Winkle for the blue ribbon on my page. Hershey and Van Winkle are hoping that my diary can persuade dogster to return steaks to the gift shop which, if you ask me, is a great idea. Sure, I like frisbees, but I would rather have a steak--and I think I speak for the average dog on that topic!

Now it is time for me to share a "fairy tale" which, surprisingly, has nothing to do with actual "tails".

Once upon a time, there lived 2 dogs in the same house. One of the dogs preferred hamburgers and the other dog preferred chicken. Then one day, the dog who preferred hamburgers got a bite of chicken and decided it was delicious! From then on, that dog expected to get chicken everyday! For those dogs who say they don't get to eat meat the humans eat, my suggestion is to do what Angel Zoom Smokey and myself do: ask for it in human English (or whatever language the humans are speaking). I guarantee you will get what you ask for if you ask for it in human!!!

Yes, that dog who now likes chicken just might be me. Aren't stories better when they are true?


Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Now Likes Chicken)

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 8th 2013 at 8:45 am

Congrats, DFB!

And I thought you didn't like any burds!

Are you gonna try some turkey in a few weeks?? I get to try some this weekend, cause growlmy being from Canada tries to dogabrate both times, which means Score for me!
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

October 8th 2013 at 10:06 am

Yeah, I hear turkey is pawsome. The peeps are gonna try a duck this weekend for Canadian Thanksgiving.
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

October 8th 2013 at 11:12 am

Caileigh and I get human food all the time. In fact, Mom buys us an entire roosted chicken just for us.

Although I like hamburger and sausage and roast beef and lamb
. . . my favourite is and has always been CHICKEN!!!
Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

October 8th 2013 at 6:32 pm

Congrats DFB for having one of the diary picks. I want what every mommy is having.
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 8th 2013 at 8:00 pm

Congrats on da DDP!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2013 at 6:30 am

And congrats again! Another DDP! Yippee!!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2013 at 8:52 am

BOL, Demon! You're in the Dogster DDP loop! Condogulatins agaon! Don't get dizzy!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2013 at 4:05 pm

Thanks for all the kind wishes. Those roasted chickens are delicious. Mommy brought one home for Angel and me yesterday. We stuffed it down. I have had turkey a couple of times, and I found it to be delightful. We live near Canada so Mommy should give us turkey to celebrate the Canadian holiday too out of solidarity. I have nothing against birds on the dinner table-where they belong. LOL

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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