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Demon Flash Bandit: Consumer "Watchdog"

August 21st 2013 10:09 am
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My fellow dogs, I am writing this today to get a class action lawsuit started against Nabisco. Why do I think this is something that needs to be done? Because a teacher in New York (I think it was probably a dog), who specializes in math, has calculated the amount of cream in the double stuff Oreos, and the double stuff do not have twice the amount of cream because there is only 1.86% which means that we dogs who eat them are being cheated out of .14%. This is not acceptable, and Angel Zoom Smokey who is particularly fond of vanilla double stuff Oreos is so mad she said she is going to go to the corporate offices of Nabisco to take the extra cream out of their hides. which probably would not taste that good. You do not mess with Angel Zoom Smokey's treats if you know what is good for you!!!

I'm sure I am not the only dog who is tired of having products misrepresented by large corporations who are only interested in profits. Please join Angel Zoom Smokey and myself in this most important lawsuit.

Here is the link for those who want to read more about it:
http://now.msn.com/double-stuf-oreos-do-not-have-twice- the-creme-of-regular-oreos

Demon Flash Bandit (Consumer "Watchdog")

 
Barked by: Meeko (Dogster Member)

August 21st 2013 at 5:53 pm

This is terrible news! I have not tried the vanilla double stuffed oreos but I fully intend too and I am hoping by the time I get the chance they will be indeed double stuffed as advertised.
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 21st 2013 at 11:28 pm

BOL! All dis diary did was make my momma want an oreo!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 22nd 2013 at 8:17 am

If reading this makes the reader want an Oreo, then my job is done. LOL

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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