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Reptilian Aliens and Zebra Mussel Feces

August 18th 2013 8:55 am
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I wrote a diary entry yesterday, and it was outstanding since I was a diary pick yesterday so writing a more "normal" one was not an option. As you know, my diary readers are a special group that would recognize an inferior diary entry from the smell alone!

What was my diary entry about? It was about the conspiracy theory that the royal family (in England) are actually reptilian aliens from another planet. When I wrote about this yesterday, I just assumed that it was a silly hoax because I think most problems with the royal family are more likely caused by generations of in-breeding. That was until I went to share the link with my readers, and the computer's Internet service crashed. I tried to get back on the Internet until I finally gave up because it was not going to happen. This was not a mere coincidence. This was an elaborate ruse to keep me from posting the truth about the royal family. Then I get on the Internet today, and see that there is new information about the accident that took the life of Diana. As William Shakesdog once said, "there is something rotten in the state of Denmark, and I want to go and sniff it better".

Here is yet another interesting link in the news today:

http://oaklawn.patch.com/groups/around-town/p/drin k-up-zebra-mussel-dumps-flavor-your-tap-water

My main question about this link is: just who is an expert on the taste of zebra mussel feces, and does anyone really want to talk to that person? I know I don't.
Until tomorrow......watch out for reptilian aliens (the royal family), and avoid drinking water that tastes like zebra mussels feces!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing Latest "News")

 
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 18th 2013 at 8:59 am

But what do zebra muscles taste like?

Thanks for keepin us up to date on all of this.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

August 18th 2013 at 10:26 pm

Da thought of dat makes my momma want to drink only bottled water, BOL!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 8:51 am

Bottled water is not a bad idea particularly when Mommy once called in the city to see why the water tasted funny (this was in Westland, MI, and the water came from Detroit). She was told that in August, the water in the river gets low and they have to add some extra chorine to better clean the water from the sewers. Somehow that did not make Mommy feel any better. The water here comes from a well, but it has a lot of minerals in it so it isn't the world's tastiest water. She usually drinks bottled water because of it. The bad tasting water in this case is from Lake Michigan, and it is affecting Chicago.
Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 8:16 pm

I'm betting zebra mussels feces taste GREAT!!!

 

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