April 23rd 2013 10:22 am
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I would like to thank my pal, Riley, for the power of the paw on my page, and my pal Zoe, for the delicious steak on my page!!! I would also like to conpawtulate my pal, Biscuit, for being chosen as a diary pick today!!!
I want to share a letter with my readers that I have written to the company that makes Swedish Fish.
Dear Swedish Fish people:
I have always been very fond of your candy particularly the red ones. In fact, they are my favorite candy, and I am so glad that you make them for us dogs. However, the quality of the recent Swedish Fish that I have been given by my humans has not been up to your usual standard. In fact, the candy doesn't even smell as good as it should. It kind of smells like poop. Coincidentally, the pills that the vet gave me smell like poop too. I can't believe that my wonderful humans would ever think of contaminating my candy with those horrible pills for my hurt paw so I'm sure there must be a problem at the candy factory. Could you please look into this matter for me because I happen to be one of your biggest fans?!
Love, Demon Flash Bandit
Demon Flash Bandit (Candy Critic)
Sounds like the Swedish Fish need to be recalled. To Sweden.
Mom said she opened a packet of Swedish Fish to put in her candy dish at work and looked at them and complained they not only were smaller, there was less detail and they tasted horrible.
The entire PapillonPack and Mom will endorse your letter for accuracy!
BOL! I think there might be something being hidden in your fishies.
Good job lettin' 'em know, DFB! Hope they fix the problem.
When the humans start messing with the candy recipes, dogs must get involved! ! ! ! !
I don't think I nor growlmy has evfur seen let alone tasted one of those...