December 27th 2012 12:47 pm
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I'd like to conpawtulate my pal, Zoe, who was a diary pick yesterday. I want to thank Mr. Jack Freckles Sir Winks-A-Lot for the wonderful stocking on my page filled with delicious treats. I also want to thank my pal, Reilly, for the snowman on my page. I had so much fun playing in the snow with him. We actually had a decent amount of snow yesterday, and I am sure that the snowman brought it here with him. I was thrilled. My humans weren't quite so happy about it.
Christmas is over so I have decided that 365 days is just too long to wait for the next Christmas so I have decided that we dogs need to start whining for Christmas to come at least once a month. Once a week would be better, but you have to get the humans used to these great ideas slowly. Just sit in front of the tree and whine. After about 100 hours of constant whining, I'm sure most humans will think Christmas once a month is an idea whose time has come. Then we can start whining for Christmas every week. If we are really good at whining, and believe me, I am, we might even get it everyday!!! It is only right that Christmas should at least be celebrated in "dog years", which should be about 7 times a year for a dog. I'm really not sure about the amount, but 7 sounds a lot better than 1. I hope everydog had a great Christmas, and remember, drink a lot of water and keep your throat moist for all the whining you are going to need to do.
Demon Flash Bandit (Christmas Doesn't Come Often Enough)
Now I have a reason to whine each evening...