Adventures of a lead dog

Being Cautious in a Winter Wonderland

December 14th 2012 11:13 am
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I was listening to some Christmas music when I heard a song that could scare the tail off many dogs who don't want to get married. This diary entry is for those dogs, and I'm guessing many of them are males. The song says, "in the meadow, we can build a snowman, and pretend that he is Parson Brown. He'll say 'are you married', we'll say 'no man, but you can do the job when you're in town". I believe the song's title is Walking in a Winter Wonderland. I know many dogs, like myself, don't mind being tied down to one dog, but for those who don't, take this song seriously. DO NOT BUILD A SNOWMAN!!! If there are no snowman named Parson Brown, there would be no one to officiate the wedding. A Snowdog is acceptable as long as you make sure that the dog is not a justice of the peace or a minister because, is he or she is, you are back to the same problem you had with the Snowman. Since I am a Siberian Husky, I love to walk around in the snow and enjoy the cold, but if you hear sleigh bells, start being careful that there is no dog trying to get your paws to the altar. As long as you watch out, there is no reason a dog can't have a happy, single holiday, but you do need to be cautious. Some of the humans even build snowmen that might be used to trick you into getting married. Use extreme caution whereever you go during the holiday season!

Demon Flash Bandit (Advice to Single Dogs Who Want to Stay Single)

 
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

December 15th 2012 at 12:22 am

BOL, dose snowman can be a threat. Dat's why I barks 'em!

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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