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Bird Hoarding: Disgusting!!!

November 8th 2012 8:02 am
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I would like to conpawtulate my pal, Biscuit, for being a diary pick today!!!

I am going to share a story with you that I read on the Internet, but I am not sharing the link because it is just too horrible to share. A man in Illinois has been charged with bird hoarding. The man had 478 birds in his home. Yeah, I was astonished myself. How could any human (or any other creature for that matter) live with so many birds? I have no idea how he could stand all their incessant chattering, and I wonder if there is any part of his house that is not covered with the bird bombs they like to drop so freely.

Obviously, this is a man who has not read my diary entries about birds or my blogs. Had he done so, he would know not to "collect" birds because they do not make good pets. He would also not be facing charges for bird hoarding had he followed my words of wisdom. Don't get me wrong...if he had killed 478 birds, I would say give him a medal, but hoarding them as pets...that is just bad. This dog does not approve of having birds as pets, and it is a dog's job to make sure none enter the dog's house as a pet. You can excuse the humans for being stupid, but us dogs are smart enough to know that birds are not pets.

Demon Flash Bandit (Not A Fan Of Birds)

 
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 6:01 pm

I must agree wth you. I too am not a fan of birds, although I do enjoy eating them (from the can - not fresh, Mum gets too upset). I keep them out of our yard and anywhere else I can bark or chase them away. That noise must have been worse then a pack of terriers when a motorcyle goes by!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

November 8th 2012 at 6:17 pm

whoa, that is alot of damn birds
Barked by: Kristari's Willow (Dogster Member)

November 9th 2012 at 3:28 am

That's just crazy!! Birds should have their own planet!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

November 9th 2012 at 5:05 am

Was that dude related in some way to A. Hitchcock??
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

November 9th 2012 at 7:06 am

Dat are just terrible to have dat many birds around. I hate birds and bark dem every chance I get.

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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