November 5th 2012 9:14 am
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Every night Angel Zoom Smokey and myself have ice cream in a little sundae cup which Mommy gets at the store. I always look forward to this treat, and this brings me to my latest complaint with the humans around here. I am a collector, and I decided that I liked these little sundae cups--they are cute, and what if one day they magically refill themselves with ice cream? Therefore, I had a collection of these cups--the humans counted 40 of them that were stashed away neatly in my collection. My brother, William found them and threw them in the trash--like they were garbage!!! Yeah, I know what you are thinking...the nerve of him taking my valuable stuff and throwing it away. He didn't ask my permission or anything...just tossed it out and told Mommy that I had been stashing them under some furniture. What does he expect? If I put them out where the humans can see them, you can see what happens...I lose my stuff. I have an appointment with a lawyer who will advise me of what to do in this situation. I think I have a major lawsuit against my human brother for stealing my stuff and throwing it away!

Demon Flash Bandit (Collector)