August 2nd 2007 12:13 pm
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For those of you who actually read Angel Zoom Smokey's diary entries. She decided to go on a search for the Ark of the Covenant, and she wanted me to be her sidekick. I like Angel, but I am the lead dog----NOT A SIDEKICK. I honestly don't know what that dog is thinking about at times. I do agree with her breaking news story on birds. You have to kill them. Taking them prisoner is just silly.
I have been very busy being a dog. I have been eating, napping, dreaming, and giving Angel my "you are an idiot" looks which are so precious. I know they are because I've watched myself in the mirror, and I'm adorable when I give her those looks. The main reason she is getting my "you are an idiot look" today is that she dug up the Ark of the Covenant. The Ark of the Covenant she found is action figure size, and she thinks it is the real Ark of the Covenant. It is about 2 inches wide and maybe an inch high. My brother who passed on had all the Indiana Jones toys so I buried the Ark where she would find it. I thought it would be hilarious to watch her face when she found it. How did I know she wouldn't realize it was too small to be the real one and know it was a joke? Now I don't have the heart to tell her, and it is so lousy because it is so funny, and I can't laugh when she tells me about her archealogical find. I even told her that the real ark would kill you if you touched it, and her answer is that those rules don't apply to dogs because God loves dogs and wouldn't want to hurt us. Now I kind of wish I had told her the truth from the beginning because I had no idea she would call in the University of Michigan history department, and the local news channels. I told you she was a drama queen so she always goes a bit overboard. I have no idea how the ark got there. That is my story and I'm sticking to it. I bet they are going to think Angel is an idiot which gives me another chance to use my "Angel is an idiot look". Life is good.
Demon Flash Bandit (Archealogical Helper HAHAHA)